Tag Archives: hung

Emmy Rossum Cameltoe of the Day

Emmy Rossum blocked me on social media once…which is pretty fucking hurtful to me because I am just trying to be friends with everyone, you know celebrate everyone, you know for their talent, their beauty, their accomplishments…try to bring them up because I know it’s hard being an overpaid actress the last 18 years…I know that it’s a struggle when you have been on a show getting naked like some kind of sex worker as your only redeeming quality of your character on the show…. I am here to big up all these people, because I don’t think they get enough praise for their hard work….that involves sitting around being coddled for stupid amounts of money everyday… The nice thing about Emmy Rossum, is that she’s only met her father twice in her life, something that I look for in all sex workers, even when they pretned they aren’t sex workers… She’s getting old now, but her vagina’s still hungry enough to eat her pants, unless that’s just what happens when vaginas get old, they give up and just sort of flop all over the place….like a fat chick who’s been in bed all weekend crying… WHO KNOWS… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Link:
Emmy Rossum Cameltoe of the Day

Jackson Roloff Turns One! What Can He Do Now?!?

Jackson Roloff has made it, folks. The precious first-born son of Tori and Zach Roloff turned one year old on May 11, 2018. The adorable reality star has come a very long way since entering the world, as often chronicled by his parents on Instagram. In this special case, Tori has shared a unique collage of Jackson photos (below), along with another detailed update on her son's impressive achievements. What is Jackson up to these days? Join us in wishing him a happy birthday as you scroll down to find out… 1. A Special Birthday Collection “12 months of watching you grow has been a gift that I will never be able to repay. Love you baby J! #babyjroloff,” wrote Tori as a caption to this cool set of pictures. 2. The One-Year Photo! “It was exactly one year ago today at 8:00am that this perfect 9 lb 1 oz 20.5 inch long baby entered our lives and changed it for the better,” she added to open her latest update, including the timely caption with the picture above. 3. Continued a Very Proud Mother: “This year has brought nothing but joy to our family and it’s all because of this guy right here. Taking this photo made me so emotional because it’s the last time I’ll set him down on this blanket to take his photo. The first of many things I have to let go of. My baby some how has turned into a little boy before our eyes and I have loved watching him grow. So here it goes. Our last monthly update!” 4. Update #1: “Jackson’s personality has really taken shape this month. And by golly he is hilarious.” 5. Update #2: “He is pulling himself up on anything he can reach and is so close to taking his first steps.” 6. Update #3 “He loves his dad so much and yells at him from across the room if he isn’t paying attention.” (Editor’s Note: AWWWW!) View Slideshow

Original post:
Jackson Roloff Turns One! What Can He Do Now?!?

Kylie Jenner Bodyguard Actually Addresses Stormi Paternity Rumor

Tim Chung would like to have a few words with the Internet. Who , some of you may be wondering? Tim Chung , the heretofore unknown bodyguard of Kylie Jenner who has become an Internet sensation of late for two reasons: 1. He’s very attractive. 2. He may be the biological father of Kylie’s daughter, Stormi Webster . And, yes, we know what you’re thinking: Wait, isn’t Tyga the biological father of Kylie’s daughter, Stormi Webster?!? LOL, just kidding. (Even though this was also a rumor that spread around the Internet shortly after Kylie gave birth to her first child.) For whatever reason, folks simply refuse to accept that Travis Scott is the person who impregnated Jenner… … despite the rapper’s lengthy relationship with the star and despite photos of him at the hospital on the day Jenner became a mother. They really think Tim Chung is the dad . Is there any evidence behind this claim? Any rational reason to hold this belief? Not really. Not at all, actually. But whatever, right?!? It’s fun to consider! Not if you’re Tim Chung it isn’t. This chatter has grown so strong and so loud that Chung actually issued a statement on Instagram in response to the rumor. And he confirmed it!!! Just kidding again. “I am a very private person and would normally never answer to gossip and stories that are so ridiculous that they are laughable,” he wrote online, adding of this wild speculation: “Out of deep respect for Kylie, Travis, their daughter together and their families, I would like to set the record straight that my interactions with Kylie and her family have been limited in strictly a professional capacity only.” So he never got himself all up in there? Not once? “There is no story here and I ask that the media no longer include me in any narrative that is incredibly disrespectful to their family,” the bodyguard concluded. Chung also said as a caption to the above screen capture that this will be his “first and last comment” on the topic. Which we understand. We can see how this has been an awkward situation for him to navigate, especially when his attention is supposed to simply be on keeping Kylie safe. His defensive statement comes shortly after Instagram users flooded social media with side by side photos of Chung and Stormi to point out the resemblance they saw between employee and the three-month old. During this same time period, Kylie and Scott made their red carpet debut as a couple, posing as follows at the 2018 MET Gala. They don’t look like two people overly concerned with this rumor, do they? But it took on a (funny!) life of its own over the past week, forcing Chung to step up and address it at last. Still, even if he didn’t have sex with Kylie, it seems as if Chung could now have sex with, like, any single woman on the Internet. One Twitter user recently looked at his photo and wrote: “Whoooo is Kylie Jenner’s bodyguard AND WHY IS HE SO FINE.” Another added: “Sorry I was late to work, I was busy reading about Kylie Jenners bodyguard on twitter.” So don’t feel too bad for Tim Chung that he’s been at the center of this ongoing storm. Dude is gonna be just fine in the end. View Slideshow: Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner Make FIRST EVER Red Carpet Appearance

Go here to see the original:
Kylie Jenner Bodyguard Actually Addresses Stormi Paternity Rumor

Anna Lynne McCord Pussy Print of the Day

Anna Lynne McCord doesn’t matter, but she does produce slutty content for her instagram, little self produced photoshoots to celebrate her art, her life, her talent, her aging process, the fact she’s skinny, all while jacking a pair of panties into her cooter like it’s hungry, because she’s hungry in her soul…thanks to not getting work or mattering after first getting work and thinking she mattered… But the nice thing about women, even after they’ve fallen off, is that they can still whore down, like a good old fashion ho down, only with less banjos and more panties jacked up their cunts….to lure in the male attention they seek…like the wise philosopher…seeking knowledge and the answer to the meaning of life…but the panties jacked into her pussy version…

More here:
Anna Lynne McCord Pussy Print of the Day

Barabra Palvin Bra and Panties of the Day

Barabra Palvin had a minute or two that lasted about a year or two where she was a big deal. The youngest VS model. The ROOKIE on the scene. The girl in the paparazzi who hung out with Bieber…the whole story being one that must have been a wild and crazy time for a girl who was from HUNGARY or so they say…but who was quite possibly from the human genetic cloning facility in HUNGARY where Victoria’s Secret uses top Eastern European engineers to make hot pussy they can exploit for a discounted rate because they are robots…or AI… AI, that apparently can gain weight, you know not programmed necessarily the best yet, which we saw with Palvin the last few years where she was huge, something that is still celebrated by fat women everywhere, making her still hireable, but that I guess wasn’t the best for booking jobs, because here she is posing half naked looking like she starved herself out, the way a model should and I think that’s worth celebrating in a world where all these bitches think it’s ok to be fat lazy slobs…when we all know it’s not…

Read the original post:
Barabra Palvin Bra and Panties of the Day

Tyga and Iggy Azalea: Actually Dating?!

What happens when two has-beens lock eyes across a crowded music festival? Well, in the case of Tyga and Iggy Azalea, it appears that they decided to embark on a combination revenge romance/publicity stunt that will no doubt fail to capture the attention of either their exes or their jaded former fans. Yes, the two public figures who we suppose could generously be described as rappers were reportedly spotted getting very friendly with one another at Coachella over the weekend. According to Hollywood Life, T-Raww and I-G-G-Y have been an item for quite some time. But either they were keeping it a secret, or no one cared because it’s Tyga and Iggy Azalea. “Tyga and Iggy have been tight for a long time—they’ve collaborated and performed together, and hung out as friends multiple times,” a source tells the outlet.  “There’s always been an attraction between them, a definite chemistry. The insider says Iggy and Tyga have been friends for several years, but never hooked up due to timing issues. In other words, she was busy ignoring the constant Nick Young cheating rumors, and he was still riding Kylie Jenner’s coattails. “Recently, their friendship has turned physical,” the source claims. “They’re not at the stage of dating yet though, they’re more just friends with benefits, but it looks like it could definitely be on the cards in the future.” Sounds like they’re in that early stage in any relationship where you get butterflies in your stomach thinking about how doing a feature for the other person’s next album might revive your long-dead music career. Tyga, of course, has been in the news lately thanks to questions about the paternity of Kylie Jenner’s baby . We know now that  Tyga is not the father , and insiders say he’s quite upset about it. It’s sort of a “reverse-Maury” situation.  As for Iggy, sources say she briefly dated French Montana last year, so she only has a couple degrees of separation from the Kardashian family, herself. We’re guessing these days, Iggy and Tyga spend long hours staring into each other’s eyes and hatching plans about how to get back into the Kard clan’s good graces. Be careful, Kendall. It’s only a matter of time before they call you and propose a threesome.

Read the original:
Tyga and Iggy Azalea: Actually Dating?!

Camila Cabello Slutty on Stage of the Day

Camila Cabello is some pregnant Cuban girl who made it in America, unlike her cousin ELIAN GONZALEZ …who America put back on the raft he drifted in on and sent him back to FIDEL… This Camila girl is living the American dream, taking the place of an actual American, because these naturalized immigrants, who started out as illegals, are stealing all the jobs from the local Americans…which makes them real made in their trailer park homes…real mad… It’d be a more interesting story if her career wasn’t that of a pop star in a slutty group, turned solo performer, like Nicole Scherzinger…and every Spice Girl except POSH, since she can’t sing and was a prop in their marketing, like she’s a prop in her marriage…because she’s so hungry and doesn’t have any energy for that…

More:
Camila Cabello Slutty on Stage of the Day

Anti-Trump Artists Release Live Rats In An NYC Trump Hotel Room

(Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images) Artist Group Indecline Released Live Rats In A Trump Hotel Room A notorious group of anti-Trump artists’ latest piece is a heist-style installation, which involves live rats and a Trump impersonator being handcuffed. And the cherry on top, it all takes place in a Trump hotel in New York City. The group is named Indecline, you might know them from their work creating/installing the infamous naked Trump statues or turning the president’s Westchester golf course into “Trump Cemetery.” The group checked into a one-bedroom suite at the Trump International hotel at around 4pm on Thursday and smuggled in suitcases filled with props and materials. The seven artists then “dismantled everything,” which includes taking apart furniture and taking objects off the walls, then stashing everything in the bedroom. Next, they hung temporary wallpaper to make the walls appear like cracked concrete, later building up a 5ft by 8ft jail cell, where they scattered McDonalds wrappers and released live rats….yuck. One of the group members commented on the work saying, “I’m sure police would be here and arrests would be made. There’s no irreparable damage, but they place is unrecognizable.” The source said that because they paid for the room and they left everything as they found it, no laws had been broken.  “The big question is the rats. They’re not emotional support rats. I’m sure it’s a health code violation, but I’m not sure what kind.”   A group member told Page Six that the project was designed to “celebrate the Unites States’ history of activism and protest.”

Read more:
Anti-Trump Artists Release Live Rats In An NYC Trump Hotel Room

Anti-Trump Artists Release Live Rats In An NYC Trump Hotel Room

(Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images) Artist Group Indecline Released Live Rats In A Trump Hotel Room A notorious group of anti-Trump artists’ latest piece is a heist-style installation, which involves live rats and a Trump impersonator being handcuffed. And the cherry on top, it all takes place in a Trump hotel in New York City. The group is named Indecline, you might know them from their work creating/installing the infamous naked Trump statues or turning the president’s Westchester golf course into “Trump Cemetery.” The group checked into a one-bedroom suite at the Trump International hotel at around 4pm on Thursday and smuggled in suitcases filled with props and materials. The seven artists then “dismantled everything,” which includes taking apart furniture and taking objects off the walls, then stashing everything in the bedroom. Next, they hung temporary wallpaper to make the walls appear like cracked concrete, later building up a 5ft by 8ft jail cell, where they scattered McDonalds wrappers and released live rats….yuck. One of the group members commented on the work saying, “I’m sure police would be here and arrests would be made. There’s no irreparable damage, but they place is unrecognizable.” The source said that because they paid for the room and they left everything as they found it, no laws had been broken.  “The big question is the rats. They’re not emotional support rats. I’m sure it’s a health code violation, but I’m not sure what kind.”   A group member told Page Six that the project was designed to “celebrate the Unites States’ history of activism and protest.”

Read more:
Anti-Trump Artists Release Live Rats In An NYC Trump Hotel Room

Amy Roloff Prepares for Easter, Hears It from Jesus Fans

Without intending to do so, Amy Roloff has managed to make a plateful of cookies seem controversial. The Little People, Big World star jumped on Instagram last week to share a delicious looking photo. It features Amy sitting alone at a table, except for the yummy items in front of her; from mini muffins to some kind of bread and even a few painted eggs. “I’m already planning for Easter,” she wrote to open a lengthy caption, continuing as follows: “It’s a special time and celebration to me because what Jesus did! And I’m with my family. Amy Roloff’s Little Kitchen is all about sharing what I love with you. “Recipes, food and why I love being in the kitchen making delicious baked goods and meals. That gather people together and around the table.” So… why the aforementioned controversy? Because Easter is arguably the most sacred and important of all Catholic holidays. It is meant as a celebration for the surprising resurrection of Jesus Christ. And Amy is using it as a way to shill for her website and her company?!? Does she have no sense of decorum or respect?!? So argues a few harsh critics, at least. “Really, Amy?!? Must you exploit this holiday for your own selfish gain?” wrote one follower in response to this post. The post, meanwhile, goes on a bit more: I remember how I loved coloring eggs w/ my kids and hiding them before they woke up to find them. And making Easter baskets with something special in it that reminded them what Easter truly is all about. I ’d baked a lemon poppy seed bread (in photo) quiche, cheesecake, honey baked ham and other goodies for our meal. I get excited just thinking about it. We get hungry just thinking about it. But some get angry. “Just stop, Amy,” said another hater. “Of ALL days, this one is not about you.” In the past, Amy’s daughter also got dragged for using God and religion to pitch her own products. Amy, meanwhile, typically hears it from trolls who don’t approve of her romance with Chris Marek . But he wasn’t the source of contention this time around. Concluded Roloff in her caption: My kids are all grown up now and it’ll be fun to see them with their kids at Easter and start their own traditions. What are some of your Easter traditions and things you make? Check out Amy Roloff’s Little Kitchen at www.amyjroloff.com. Thank you for your support and encouragement. Have a wonderful almost Spring day. Roloff also used the hashtags “#amyroloffslittlekitchen,” “#Easter,” “#celebratetraditions,” “#familylife,” and “#sharingourstory.” View Slideshow: Roloff Family Photo Album: Little People, Lots of Love! What do you think of this scandal? Is it really a scandal? Is Amy just doing what any entrepreneur anywhere would do? Or should Easter really not be a holiday that gets the hashtag treatment because it is too sacred? We want to hear your opinion, readers!

Original post:
Amy Roloff Prepares for Easter, Hears It from Jesus Fans