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Khloe Kardashian Shows Off Her Body (and Her HUGE Lips)!

Khloe Kardashian looks great these days, right? Sure she does — she’s built an entire new career for herself with that “revenge body” of hers. It seems like all she talks about these days is how she used to be known as “the fat Kardashian” or “the ugly Kardashian” — neither of which were true, by the way. She talks about those things, and about how she started working out when her marriage to Lamar Odom fell apart. It’s all been very inspirational, and we’re happy that she feels good about herself. … But really, are we not going to talk about how different she looks ? Take this photo, for instance, which was shared last night by her longtime hairstylist, Jen Atkin: At first, you may zero in on her clothing in this pic, or the lack thereof. Which makes sense — she’s pulling a Kendall Jenner with those emojis to cover up her nipples, it’s pretty hard to miss. But if you can manage to pull your eyes up towards her face … that’s when things get weird. Many people are pointing out that she’s giving off some strong Jessica Rabbit vibes in this photo, which is fair. Boobs, red lips, it’s the whole thing. The lips though, that’s where we’re getting hung up. They’re just … they’re so big, aren’t they? Big enough that it looks like her facial muscles may be having a tough time holding them up. At first glance, we might buy that she simply overlined her lips, that old family favorite. There does seem to be a tell-tale crease on her upper lip there. But it seems like that might be an illusion carefully designed to draw attention away from the fact that Khloe’s lips may be about to bust. Literally. (Can that happen? We’re scared to Google.) Check out this little selfie that Khloe shared during the family’s recent vacation to Costa Rica : Right?! That’s definitely not overlining. Look, obviously we don’t know for sure if Khloe’s had lip injections or lip implants or whatever it is the kids are doing these days to their poor, defenseless lips. And we won’t know unless she pulls a Kylie Jenner and gets real about it. Like we said, we’re happy if she feels good about herself, but man, there’s no denying that the Khloe of yesteryear is gone for good. View Slideshow: 19 Celebrities Who Destroyed Their Lips

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Lady Cries Eyes Out Offering Squatters $1K To Leave “They Destroyed My Hooooouse” [Video]

Debbie Marks is going through a tough time right now trying to pay for her husband’s kidney surgery. The Marks family own a house in Vegas, but squatters have taken it over and will not leave. Debbie even offered the claimers $1,000. The house is junky on the inside now and on sight, the homeowner breaks down crying thinking about the value and history in her house depreciating as she watches helplessly… It’s actually pretty sad to see.

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Guess The State: Trailer Park Trash Shoots Cat For Looking At Him “Like He Owned The Place”

Florida Man Shoots Cat Shoots Cat For Looking At Him Strangely A petty Florida man faces animal cruelty charges after Ormond Beach officer claim he shot a cat that defecated on his yard last week with a BB gun reports Click Orlando . Saddened residents at the Pinewood Trailer Park, are grieving the loss of the beloved feline that belonged to 60-year-old Hung Nguyen. Was it really that serious, fam? According to the report, the 69-year-old man told deputies he shot the cat because, it “looked at him like he owned the place” before relieving itself on his property. “It was just a poor judgment call,” the man, who declined to share his name, said of his decision to shoot. He said he didn’t know it was someone’s pet but admitted to shooting at cats before, never hitting one. The feline-shooting man told cops “It was not my intention to hurt that cat. All I wanted to do was get it out in front of my walkway, stop pooping. For the flies and the smell is just horrendous.” WHERE IS PETA?!

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Kailyn Lowry Kicks Javi Marroquin Out, Is Too Petty to Live

A lot of people aren't too fond of Kailyn Lowry these days. She's been criticized time and time again for her cold and detached attitude, for the way she seems so totally void of emotion towards the people closest to her. We've seen her totally shut down so many times on Teen Mom 2, mostly towards Javi Marroquin as their marriage fell apart . Unfortunately, we saw the same thing on this week's episode of the show when her oldest son, Isaac, couldn't understand why his little brother would spend more time with Javi than he would. And we get it, kind of, she's had a hard life . She's gone through some rough things, and they've affected her. But the way she's been acting is just so uncomfortable to see. In this sneak peek from next week's new episode of Teen Mom 2, Javi comes by Kailyn's house to pick up the mail that had piled up during his deployment. He starts to peek through things, and Kailyn is just rude as hell to him for no reason. He's being nice, he's trying to be friendly, but it's clear that she's not having it. She even insists Javi give her his keys to the house. Not only that, but she takes the keys from him to verify that he's giving her the right ones. It's so petty and childish, and he calls her out on it too. Watch the awkward exchange in the video below:

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Aaron Rodgers: Estranged From Family Because of Olivia Munn?

Last year, we reported on rumors that Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers had cut ties with his family , including his brother, Bachelorette Season 12 winner, Jordan Rodgers. It was Jordan who first told the media that Aaron was not on speaking terms with his parents and siblings. The rumors disappeared from the tabloids for several months, but now just like Mr. Discount Double-Check in the playoffs, they’re back and better than ever. Okay, maybe not “better,” so much as significantly more detailed. The story’s no less sad, but now we might know a little bit more about how it all began. And as it turns out, the Rodgers haven’t been feuding for very long. The latest comes from a new report published by Radar Online. A source close to the family tells Radar that it was an argument between Jordan and Aaron’s girlfriend, Olivia Munn, that led to the burning of the bridges. Aaron and Olivia began dating in the spring of 2014, and apparently it wasn’t long after they became an item that she and Jordan butted heads: “Olivia and Aaron’s brother Jordan had a huge blowout fight a couple years back in LA. Jordan accused Olivia of using Aaron to boost her fame and status,” says the insider. “The fight started over Jordan accusing her of not allowing Aaron time to spend with his family and escalated from there to Jordan calling her fame hungry.” It’s a bit of an odd accusation as Munn was famous in her own right well before she started dating Rodgers, but it seems the confrontation had a lasting impact: “A lot of the family hates her,” the insider says about Munn. For quite some time, no one on either side of the conflict spoke about it with the press, but last week Aaron and Jordan’s father, Ed Rodgers, spoke about the feud in an interview with the New York Times, stating that he believes fame has changed Aaron for the worse. For his part, Aaron has declined to comment, but sources say he’s focusing on football these days and won’t be “crying to Oprah” about his family situation any time soon. Radar’s source says that Olivia and Jordan are both still angry, and it seems unlikely that their disagreement will be resolved any time soon: “She can be really combative,” says the insider. “Jordan had told Aaron before the final fight that she wasn’t good for him. It seems like she will do anything to keep him from his family simply because they don’t like her.” Aaron’s Packers will square off against the Atlanta Falcons in the NFC Championship Game on Sunday. View Slideshow: Jordan Rodgers and JoJo Fletcher: A Love Story in Photos!

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Blac Chyna Hangs with French Montana, Twitter FLIPS OUT

Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian may be together and engaged . Or Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian may have called off their wedding . It’s impossible to know at this point. It basically depends on the time of day, the mood these stars wake up in and how badly they need to make crap up for their reality show ratings. But here’s one thing that cannot be denied or debated: Blac Chyna most definitely hung out last week with French Montana, the very same French Montana who spent many months giving it to Khloe Kardashian a couple years. What gives? Why are these two hanging out?!? And why did they simulate a similar photo – posing on the wing of an airplane – as posed for recently by Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick (below)? What the heck kind of troll is this?!? Chyna and Montana first sparked romance rumors when they were spotted together following Chyna’s appearance at 1 Oak nightclub in Las Vegas. But there’s no way… is there? Could these two really be hooking up? We’re not sure if the Kardashian Family Tree could remain standing if a Blac-French branch has to be added. Montana initially shared this picture on Instagram, writing “Young Legends” as a caption. Chyna then followed suit, adding it to her social media account and simply penning “Bruva!” as her affiliated message. In other words: the stars are clearly remaining mysterious and vague on purpose. They’re encouraging chatter about their relationship online. And chatter they are receiving! “Been there, done that!” one fan Tweeted. “Kourt and the Lord already did this! #copycat.” It’s true. See for yourself: Other reaction on Twitter was far more harsh. Here are a few of the more pointed responses, as people are growing sick of Chyna either playing games, cheating on Rob or both: This bitch is really disrespectful. She’s a hot mess! Chyna f–king you too @frenchmontana bitch got no shame in the game.. THOT all capitals… bitch got more miles than a ‘92 civic. If Rob took a picture with another female u would lose it. Show [the] guy some respect. U is a real lame shawdy. Late last year, of course, Chyna’s Instagram was allegedly hacked. The leaked messages made it look as if Chyna was using Rob and her baby daughter purely for financial gain. “Imma just worry about Dream,” she supposedly wrote to her friend Treasure, who replied: “Your blessings will continue! Kris [Jenner] will make sure y’all are stable… just stack your money.” View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: A Turbulent Timeline of Doom Montana, who split from Khloe in December of 2014, gave Rob and Chyna his glowing endorsement in March of last year. “I love the energy Rob is in,” the rapper told Us Weekly at the time. “That’s my little brother. But I love him… I mean, as long as somebody is happy doing what they’re doing and just working out, having a lot of energy, I love that.” Profound stuff from French. But that was almost a year ago. Time moves on. Energies change. New romances form. Do you think Blac is riding French raw? Do you think Montana is spending time in Chyna… if you know what we mean? We want to hear your thoughts on this pressing topic.

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Helen Mirren Nude in the Bath of the Day

This is the other highlight of my very pathetic, very hungover, dying of Tequila poisoning day…. Some busty Helen Mirren did some nude bathtub shoot, I don’t know when, I don’t know where, I don’t know why, but it happened…maybe 50 years too late…but she’s been topless before… this is just bringing it back and her tits are as awesome as you’d expect… The good news is that she’s submerged and her tits are floating….because if this standing naked in front of you…is probably more of “fuck her cuz she’s famous, do it for the story, get paid to do it” situation…or a take what you can get…and you’re horny”….with tits that you could tell were once were wonderful…but that lost their glory as you try to figure out how her nipple got caught in her loose vagina lips….. The point is that I have never had a thing for old ladies, they are disgusting, their bodies melting, their vaginas as saggy as their tits, and I see no point to them unless you are her sugar baby….cashing in, or into cumming in girls and not impregnating them, and/or if you have grandma issues – like daddy issues but for baked goods and the sweet smell of bengay….but I have fucked old women….I worked in an old folks home in my younger years and saw some shit….actually a lot of shit…I wish I didn’t have to clean up…and only a dozen times in those 4 years did I fuck old women…most had dementia and had no idea what was happening…and couldn’t report me…and most importantly I didn’t leave any marks because my dick hardly touched the vagina walls…plus there was so much KY Jelly available…maybe I do have a thing for old ladies…because I have a boner looking at these…they are hot….and I blame being bored of all the hot chicks in their hot chick poses…there is so much of that shit…when all I really want is some Mirren tit. The post Helen Mirren Nude in the Bath of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Is it OK to go on dates just because you’re hungry, when you clearly DON’T like the person??

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Elsa Hosk for Love Magazine Bullshit of the Day

Love magazine produces some real dog shit videos for their Christmas advent – even though Christmas was days ago – and advent isn’t supposed to be every singe day of decemeber – but they are so edgy, so innovative, they use top models, heavily followed models, and pander to their audience all the hopes to end the year in style, with lots more followers of their own, to sell ads against…it’s almost brilliant, the problem is that the creative direction like everything on the internet is lame, boring, repetitive, stupid, a miss use of eager to participate whores…and when you have talented or successful directors producing the videos – why the fuck is this low level shit what we are left with…it confuses me…but then again…I am either drunk or hungover and sometimes basic things like wiping my wife’s ass because she’s obese confuses me… So here is titty model – who used to only show tit in photoshoots, before turning into a VS model because Candice Swanepoel wanted to breed – and she had the same look….not showing her tits…not even looking as good as she could thanks to that bull ring….and not being nude… But it happened, and I’m lazy, so I’m posting it….dog shit or not…I’ll roll around in it. The post Elsa Hosk for Love Magazine Bullshit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner the Transition is Complete of the Day

Kylie Jenner, like her father, has gone through the transition of becoming Kim Kardashian…despite being white…not that you’d ever know that because of her color, and her body shape that was created in a lab in their basement, jacking up her face, sucking fat out of her non-athletic stomach and injected into her ass – so that she can be the video vixen her family wants her to be… The rumor is that she has a sex tape, which would be the actual full circle, coming to completion, hatching of the devil….and in the meantime….she’s posting weird troll erotica…because this family is the fucking worst – as you already know…but trying to figure out a 19 year old that looks like this is always funny, especially because all of her followers do bootleg versions of her facial injections and look like fucking clowns – that we can experience every time we leave our house! The post Kylie Jenner the Transition is Complete of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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