Alexa Vega is the Mexican who I assume Robert Rodriguez really fucking liked when she was a little girl, since he made her his spy kid….a spy kid who ended up growing up with a barely there acting career, but a hot body that reminds us that you don’t actually need a career as long as you’ve been in one movie, that shit can carry you into the arms of a rich dude in the industry,, so that you can focus on your abs… lookin’ good…. The post Alexa Vega Abs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Alexis Ren or Alexis Reneg..and there is word that she’s a serious fucking hustler, really grinding away at being the next big thing in instagram models…she apparently has a huge instagram following, a huge tumblr following, and her boyfriend…is right there with her…producing content, videos, making themselves famous…and they’ll probably end up with a reality show..because the world just likes young hot couples…it reminds us of everything that has gone wrong in our lives… That said, they were asked to do a campaign for a lingerie company…featuring her in their lingerie…shot on an iphone…in what may be interpreted as softcore porn…in what I consider just looks fucking awkeard…but young girl in lingerie…that shit’s alright by me… The post Alexis Ren Sleeping in of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Alexis Ren or Alexis Reneg..and there is word that she’s a serious fucking hustler, really grinding away at being the next big thing in instagram models…she apparently has a huge instagram following, a huge tumblr following, and her boyfriend…is right there with her…producing content, videos, making themselves famous…and they’ll probably end up with a reality show..because the world just likes young hot couples…it reminds us of everything that has gone wrong in our lives… That said, they were asked to do a campaign for a lingerie company…featuring her in their lingerie…shot on an iphone…in what may be interpreted as softcore porn…in what I consider just looks fucking awkeard…but young girl in lingerie…that shit’s alright by me… The post Alexis Ren Sleeping in of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently it’s Firday…so you’re either done work, about to be done work, not on the computer…or hungover from last night….unless of course you’re like me…an unemployed loser with nothing better to do that to look at flimsy bullshit internet content as a distraction from my shitty life… Well, what better flimsy internet content could you want than a male pornstar, you know a dude who’s dick you’ve definitely jerked off to, cuz you’re a homo…Logan Pierce…singing This is How We Do It… If you don’t like that cuz watching the dick you’ve jerked off to sing is too romantic for you…here’s a Gay joke…with Sara Luvv…a pornstar you may have also jerked off to…distracting you from Logan Pierce’s dick you were jerking off to… The post Pornstar Logan Pierce Sings THis is How We Do It….of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently it’s Firday…so you’re either done work, about to be done work, not on the computer…or hungover from last night….unless of course you’re like me…an unemployed loser with nothing better to do that to look at flimsy bullshit internet content as a distraction from my shitty life… Well, what better flimsy internet content could you want than a male pornstar, you know a dude who’s dick you’ve definitely jerked off to, cuz you’re a homo…Logan Pierce…singing This is How We Do It… If you don’t like that cuz watching the dick you’ve jerked off to sing is too romantic for you…here’s a Gay joke…with Sara Luvv…a pornstar you may have also jerked off to…distracting you from Logan Pierce’s dick you were jerking off to… The post Pornstar Logan Pierce Sings THis is How We Do It….of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently it’s Firday…so you’re either done work, about to be done work, not on the computer…or hungover from last night….unless of course you’re like me…an unemployed loser with nothing better to do that to look at flimsy bullshit internet content as a distraction from my shitty life… Well, what better flimsy internet content could you want than a male pornstar, you know a dude who’s dick you’ve definitely jerked off to, cuz you’re a homo…Logan Pierce…singing This is How We Do It… If you don’t like that cuz watching the dick you’ve jerked off to sing is too romantic for you…here’s a Gay joke…with Sara Luvv…a pornstar you may have also jerked off to…distracting you from Logan Pierce’s dick you were jerking off to… The post Pornstar Logan Pierce Sings THis is How We Do It….of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Michael Buble, the lamest popstar to ever exist…and not just because he’s from Canada, but because he’s milking some old timer crooning that has zero cool factor, but that he cashes in on very hard, allowing him to fuck all kinds of girls around the world…at all night coke parties like the pervert all rich dudes are… Well the feminists are giving him shit for posting this pic to his instagram with the caption: There was something about this photo lu took ,that seemed worthy of instagram. #myhumps #babygotback #hungryshorts #onlyinmiami #picoftheday #beautifulbum They are saying he is body shaming a girl who leaves her house with her ass hanging out of her pants…her big fucking ass hanging out of her pants…for people to notice and stare at…because asses are in…and girls with asses are pretty happy about that…and vocal about that…and about showing off their asses…hoping someone like Buble comes along and makes her his Kim Kardashian.. The point is that just because we see an ass, call an ass out, even get a boner over an ass because it is huge and fertile and speaks to a retard minds..doesn’t mean a motherfucker is body shaming a bitch… The problem with the world now, thanks to the internet…is that we can’t be out fucking selves and say what we think…it’s an oppressive society, so when you see a girl you want to fuck…tell her…when you see a girl you think is fat…tell her…it’s the freedom, the liberation, of honesty. I think he was being nice to her… All this to say, I can’t believe I just posted a Michael Buble post…and I can’t believe…how stupid people are. The post Michael Buble and his Stupid Name Posted a Booty Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We’ve posted our fair share of father-daughter moments here at The Hollywood Gossip. Remember when that man and his child danced around the Shake It Off ? Or when a different pair lip-synced to Iggy Azaela ? But the following video now comprises our favorite ever moment between a dad and his little girl. Young Girl Goes Off On Kim Kardashian It features the former learning that her parent’s celebrity crush is Kim Kardashian… and then going on to crush him over it. “If I were a man, I would not pick Kim Kardashian to be my celebrity crush. You wanna know why? I’ll tell you why!” she exclaims, adding: “The only reason why she’s famous is because of her plastic surgery.” Well, because of the Kim Kardashian sex tape . But go on… “Excuse me!” she continues, now addressing the reality star herself. “Every single photo shoot you go to, you don’t got clothes on!” It’s sad, but mostly true. And this is the really sad thing: someday, North West will be the one to run a simple Google search and come to this same realization about her mother. We shudder to think of the therapy bills that will result from that discovery. 29 Really Dumb Kardashian Quotes 1. Kim, After Suffering a Mishap While Pregnant… View Photo If labor’s worse than this, I’ll hang myself. I’ll literally take a knife and slit my throat. 2. Khloe, on Playing Golf… View Photo I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls. (Editor’s Note: This is the best quote in the history of ever.) 3. An Unexpected Connection… View Photo I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal. – Kim Kardashian 4. Kim, on Voting for Obama… View Photo He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kim, on Going Under the Knife… View Photo I’ll have surgery at some point. I’ll do my boobs for sure. I’ll never do my butt. I mean, how would you sit down? 6. Kim, on Neutering her Dog… I don’t like big balls on a dog. 7. Worst. Thing. EVER. View Photo I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light. – Kim Kardashian 8. Kim, on Treating Herself… View Photo I buy myself a gift every year, so this year I bought everything I wanted. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kim to Khloe, During Hair Remove Process… View Photo You have a better looking vagina than I thought. 10. Kim, on Britney Spears… View Photo She said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than ‘No thanks?’ Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks. 11. Khloe, Following a Near Nip-Slip on The X Factor… View Photo I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples; perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life. 12. Khloe, Giving Underwear Advice… View Photo Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Khloe, Just Being Angry… View Photo F-ck me with a dildo if that’s what you think! 14. Khloe, to Kris Humphries… View Photo Do you know why I call you Frankie? Because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein. 15. Khloe, on Her Mother’s New Hairdo… View Photo Your hair is, like, shorter than a vagina’s bush. 16. Khloe, Just Being… Honest? View Photo I’m Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Khloe, on Reggie Bush and Kim… View Photo I mean, I love the Bush and the Tush. Seriously, the Bush and the Tush, that was, like, iconic for me, I loved them. You can’t do much better than that. 18. Khloe, on Playing Parent… View Photo A lot of adults don’t think it’s their place to interfere with kids. I interfere all the time. 19. Khloe, Sounding Like Brick Tamland… View Photo Don’t go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you. 20. Kris, on Her Best Friends… View Photo A girl never knows when she might need a couple of diamonds at ten in the morning. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Kris, Being Gross… View Photo Honey, anytime there’s balls involved, it’s my kind of game. 22. Kourtney, on Putting a Picke Up Her Butt… View Photo Have you ever put food up your ass? A pickle would be good. 23. Kourtney, on REALLY Loving Motherhood… View Photo I remember one day I was kissing Mason and he spit up in my mouth, and I loved it. 24. Kourtney, on Photographer Ashley Paige… View Photo I’m ready to shove a taco up her ass. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Kourtney, on Being Ravenous… View Photo I’m such a bitch when I’m hungry. Like, stone cold biatch. 26. Scott Disick, on Himself… View Photo When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good looking guy, you think of me. 27. Scott Disick, Still on Himself… View Photo All the haters are just jealous, so they’re trying to bring me down. I’m young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I’m a role model – I’m the American dream! 28. Scott Disick, on… Guess Who? View Photo I’m like a Lord of something. I just don’t know what. I’m trying to figure it out … Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Kim, on Being Pregnant… View Photo I was waiting for this amazing experience where I could just do whatever I want, eat whatever I want, feel great… and it just hasn’t been that way. The End. Up Next: ” 29 Really Dumb Kardashian Quotes .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
