Normally, I’d be jealous about seeing Jessica Simpson sticking her tongue out at anyone but me. But it’s been a long time since we’ve seen my former favorite busty MILF looking as hot as she was at the Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part I premiere in LA, so I’ll take what I can get. And hey, I’m willing to share if he is. » view all 30 photos Photos: WENN.com , Fameflynet
The beautiful ones are always the craziest riiiiiight? Model Natalie Suarez Arrested For Beating Up Designer Boyfriend Jordan Adoni A model spent some time in jail over the weekend, thanks to a violent spat with her designer boyfriend . According to NY Post reports : A stick-thin model was arrested for beating up her clothing- and shoe-designer boyfriend in the couple’s luxurious Manhattan apartment over the weekend, law enforcement sources said Monday. Natalie Suarez, who has done photo shoots for magazines such as Glamour and Vogue, punched and kicked Jordan Adoni, 31, in their pad at a West 42nd Street high-rise Friday, according to court records. The 5-foot-10, 125-pound Suarez, 24, also pulled Adoni’s hair and dug her nails into his face, leaving him with scratch marks and bruises, court papers say. “I’m f–king getting you arrested!” she yelled at Adoni, who waited until Saturday to report the domestic spat, sources said. Police showed up to the Silver Towers apartment complex Sunday and cuffed Suarez, who was charged with misdemeanor assault and aggravated harassment. She was released without bail at Manhattan Criminal Court, where she appeared wearing black skinny jeans and a long top coat. Adoni was not seriously injured and refused medical attention. He declined to comment when reached by phone. Maybe she was just hungry? Seriously though ladies, it’s never okay to put your hands on a man. We hope Natalie gets some help for her issues. Ironically enough, Jordan’s Instagram is still full of photos of him and his estranged boo, while we couldn’t find any images of them on Natalie’s page. Instagram
It was Thanksgiving in Quahog on Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 , though Brian and Peter were in more of a hungry mood than a gracious mood. They got drunk and devoured the entire turkey the night before the big meal. Lois, naturally, was displeased with this development. She sent her husband and dog away to track down a replacement. However, every supermarket within 60-mile radius was sold out. Watch Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 Online They do finally track down a turkey far outside of town, with Peter trying to dunk it in a basketball court. So Brian takes control of the bird and tells Peter to drive home. Except he can’t operate a Hybrid and they crash into a lake. With Peter still not home, Stewie talks Chris into stepping up as man of the house. He tries to play host and ends up giving the greatest Thanksgiving speech in recorded history (“Yesterday I’m microwaving a cat and today I’m giving a speech!”). Back to Peter and Brian: they catch a bus back to town, only to get booted after the passengers discover Peter pooped on one of the seats. (In a Rite-Aid bag. But still.) Meanwhile, Stewie tries to clean Chris up for his hosting gig, putting him in a sharp suit and slicking hair. Chris vows to try his best, unless Slender Man commands him to do otherwise. Guests start to arrive, despite the absence of Peter, Brian and, of course, a turkey. Chris tries to distract them by putting his grandmother’s hand in his mouth and offering to show her his pubic hair… but it’s not going well. As you can see when you watch Family Guy online (above) Chris is unable to deal with the pressure and chugs two bottles of alcohol in his room. After a failed attempt to hitchhike, Brian and Peter stumble upon the County Zoo and figure they can capture a live bird. So they embark on a wild goose turkey chase, which sends Brian flying into the lions den and leads to the best of all Family Guy quotes from the episode: “Hey, it’s Thanksgiving. Shouldn’t you be in Detroit losing a football game right now?” Via a dead flamingo, Peter saves Brian’s life and they apologize to each other. Back home, Stewie takes over hosting duties. While giving the toast, he takes a deep breath and… starts to come out as gay?!? “I wasn’t planning on doing this today, but when I look around at all these open, loving faces of friends and family, I’m comfortable enough to finally say I am a proud, unashamed, active…” At that, Brian and Peter return. But Peter can’t kill a turkey he’s made out with, so he and Lois agree to keep the animal at Thanksgiving – not as the meal, but as their guest. And just as Lois proposes a toast, the bird explodes and sprays everyone with blood and feathers. The end!