Candice Swanepoel is probably at the point in her titty model, lingerie model, career where her nipple has been seen by pretty much everyone, that there is no need to really hide it on set… She’s getting paid big money, she’s tired or hungover, or a wreck, at least that’s what her face is telling me, from having to actually wake up and leave the house to let assholes take pics of her for I assume minimum 30,000 dollars for the day…You know doing what she’d be doing at home all day, laying around, but in hair and make-up not at home… I mean that’s the struggle…and when a tit falls out of a top…sometimes..it’s just all part of the job…comes with the territory – she’s a puppet and she may know it – but I have a feeling she probably thinks she’s a big deal and not a puppet at all…because rule number one about being a puppet master – is to never let the puppet know it’s a fucking puppet – otherwise it acts up.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE It is safe to say that Elsabetta Canalis is probably pretty pissed off that George Clooney chose another girl to marry under contract for a minimum of 3-5 years because it makes him look less gay. He’ll even throw in a kid and 20,000 dollars of child support for said kid per month, for the rest of it’s life, because it makes him look less gay. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE I mean the reality of the situation is that Elsabetta Canalis only really exists in America because she was signed to George Clooney’s girlfriend management contract, I guess he figured she was a safe one to keep his secrets in lockdown, because of the language barrier and her level of irrelevance the second he found another girlfriend… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE Whether her showing her tits to the paparazzi is a cry for attention, to say “Hey remember me”…in hopes of a little international glitz and glam for old times….or if showing her tits is her being European…she’s still showing her tits…and for some reason, despite it being a win for us, and not a big deal for her, I find it sad…like she’s defeated…and lost her gold digging… But the good news for her is that she’s still hot enough to find a socially awkward billionaire who thinks dating George Clooney’s sloppy seconds, not like George Clooney ever fucked her, but rather just brought her to events, is a status symbol… And I don’t care, I just like the tits. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE
You’d think she could afford better stationary. I mean this cardboard box is a little too beat up and homeless. I mean just last week I started chatting up a girl with a sign that read “Hungry, Trying to Get Home, Anything Help”, I was trying to help her come up with a better slogan, and I’ll I got was “Will Suck Dick, but if you fear my rancid mouth, I’ll use my hand, in latex glove, for a dollar, don’t pay til you spray”….I figured she’d have higher impact on her hustle…I also thought maybe I could save her, but she when she went into withdrawal…and started convulsing I had to leave, I didn’t want to get blamed for her death… All this to say, Anne Hathaway reads gossip blogs, pays attention to what other “celebs” are doing, and copies them because she’s got no original thought at all… But more importantly, I’m not tired of celebs stealing from each other, in fact, I’d love them to do it in a death match… I am tired of them stealing from the poor, giving nothing back despite pretending to in the self righteous, self absorbed way…all while thinking they are fucking heroes in their luxury life… Fuck yourself Anne Hathaway. The rest of the pics HERE
If she wants French to behave, she may need to wish on more than 30 candles… Khloe Kardashian Turns 30 With French Montana By Her Side Khloe and French have been stuck to each other like glue for months, and her 30th birthday celebration is no different. Kardashian insiders say Khloe is extremely hung up on French Montana , even if she isn’t necessarily looking to get the same gift Solange got for her birthday . She wants him to forgo expensive gifts and just be loving an loyal instead… But with French’s recent tour bus shenanigans with co-eds , do Khloe’s bornday wishes have any chance of coming true? As HollywoodLife reports: So what does Khloe want from French for her special day? “His friendship and honesty. That alone is the best present and one that she absolutely wants from him,” a source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. “All that material sh*t is pointless and honestly, Khloe can go without. She just wants French to remain sweet and innocent.” Yes…she wants her still-married, groupie-chasing rapper boyfriend to remain honest and innocent. Sounds reasonable. But the source goes on to reveal what’s really got Khloe in this simp-trance with the NY rapper: Things have been going so great between Khloe and French — especially in the bedroom! “The sexual connection between Khloe and French Montana is explosive, like fireworks. They are both very affectionate and adventuresome with each other. French is out to please in every way possible,” an insider told HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. So THAT’s what’s got Khloe’s brain all twisted up! Well she’s a certified grown woman today, so if she likes it, we love it. Hit the flip for snaps from Khloe K.’s bday celebration. Instagram
After the weekend’s epic World Cup bender, there’s a good chance there’s more than one hungover person in your office this morning. Actually, there’s probably a good chance that there’s more than one hungover person in your office every Monday morning … but you see our point. They’re probably all praying that no pictures of their tomfoolery show up on the Internet, too, because after all, some people just aren’t good at being drunk. We don’t mean they get ornery when they drink. We mean they pass out in the most awkward of places, like the top of a refrigerator (how do you even do that)! Maybe things like that actually make them good at being drunk? So hard to say. At any rate, these 33 people are worse, or better, at being drunk than you … 33 Drunk People Who Will Make You Glad You’re Not Them 1. Flavor Flav It’s all fun and games until someone strips down to play beer pong dressed as Flavor Flav dressed as a curtain rod.
The rumor is that this now famous picture of Kate Upton body painted for SI SWIM includes her full on vagina, because like her, her vagina is hungry and eats through body paint. Apparently, SI Posted this yesterday…I didn’t see it on their site… I have a hard time believing this is legit, only because I’ve seen so many girls body painted over the years, and they all wear some maxi pad looking thing over their pussy…trust me, I always look to the pussy…and never see it… So I don’t see why SI wouldn’t make Kate Upton wear that…and even if they didn’t, Kate Upton has an awkward and weird chubby body, and it is photoshopped in this picture, so is her face, making me wonder how the pussy just got overlooked…It makes no fucking sense….Leave it all but the pussy… Kate Upton fans, I assume this is a fucking dream…a dream much like Kate Upton’s of a world with endless all you can eat buffet…. I guess the only way for the truth to really come out is for Kate Upton to show us her pussy, one I assume has fatter outer lips and less clit hood sticking out..It would be irresponsible for me to not post this, but I am convinced this is a lie….but a good marketing strategy for everyone involved…
We’ve ranked the best (and worst) chicken nuggets , French fries , and even fast food burgers in THG’s continuing series on the food we love (or love to hate). Now it’s time to get down to business and talk about one of the perennially argued-about food-related topics probably in the history of arguing about food. What toppings do you like on your pizza? Are you a straight up pepperoni lover? Skip the meat and double the cheese? Do you pile on the veggies? As long as you just say no to anchovies, we’re good. Probably. But seriously, who likes those?! While this is probably going to make you hungry, take a look at our picks for nine popular pizza toppings ranked from worst to best, then hit the comments! 9 Pizza Toppings Ranked From Worst to Best 9. Anchovies Tiny, salty fish on your pizza? Barf. Just say no to anchovies.
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