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Little Girl Dumps Boyfriend, Takes Him to Task in Hilarious Note

Kids. They’re the best. So honest, and never afraid to speak their minds. Or in this case, write down their deep thoughts by hand in notes that go viral online when their parents share them on social media. Long live the Internet! Apparently young Rachel agreed to go out with a boy named Shawn, but Shawn has not exactly stepped up to the plate since she agreed to be his girlfriend. To put it mildly. And she’s grown awfully tired of his (non) actions. Let’s just say that if communication is the crux of a lasting relationship, this little guy has a tough road ahead of him unless he reads this note and takes heed: You heard the woman, Shawn. If you want to get mareed one day go ahead, but it won’t be to her … or anyone else for long if you keep on ignoring your partner. Check out more hilarious little kid notes after the jump … 15 Hilarious Kid Notes Open Slideshow 1. Mommy Signature This little kid tried to forge his mom’s signature. Pretty amazing. View As List 1. Mommy Signature This little kid tried to forge his mom’s signature. Pretty amazing. 2. I Hate Chris! Sorry Ben. I was aiming for someone else … 3. Elementary School Love Letter This elementary school love letter, and the recipient’s response, tells you all there is to know about love among the single-digit set. 4. Not Hungry Signed, the most depressed kid ever. 5. 30 Boyfriend Rules This little kid has already figured out 30 essential rules any potential boyfriend must abide by. Take heed! 6. Kid’s Insane Christmas Letter Drew Magary’s daughter wrote an insane Christmas list. He wrote an insanely hilarious response. 7. Dear Santa Amazon Letter A kid wrote the full Amazon URL on his Dear Santa letter. In crayon. He’s dedicated. 8. Stinky Kid Note Check out this note written by a Buffalo, N.Y., teacher with regard to the alleged stinky nature of the kids in her class. 9. Kid Poem About Sister This little kid wants his sister out of the house, as this poetry makes abundantly clear. 10. #1 Dad Note An adorable note written from a 12-year-old to the single man who adopted him. It brings a tear to your eye … 11. Note to Dad An adorable note written from a 12-year-old to the man who adopted him. 12. Kid Writes Get Well Note This kid’s get well note for his teacher is chock full of helpful advice. 13. Cute Kid Note Check out this cute note written by a little kid to his dad. He meant “cook.” 14. Little Girl’s Breakup Note This little girl’s breakup note says it all … and proves that a lot of guys never learn. 15. Hilarious Apology Note This note was written by an eight-year old. He used to really hate one of his brothers.

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Ashanti in a Bikini of the Day

This just in…Ashanti put on a bikini…and probably shouldn’t have… More importantly…Ashanti posted the pics to her instagram…meaning she’s well aware that they exist and that this is what she looks like in a bikini…when she probably should have just let the paparazzi leak them, only to respond saying “I love my body”… It’s like girl, I love bikini pics, and I don’t care if you are self aware, or if you have a positive body image, or if you embrace your thickness or if you are delusional, I like it all…black girls, mexican girls, skinny girls, thick girls, even fat girls it can all be hot…it’s like post better pics of the shit, arch your back and shit, make it count….cuz otherwise, it’s just sloppy and uneventful…Bitches need to hire me to direct their instagram shoots…

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Amanda Mani Hot in Elle Mexico of the Day

I don’t know anything about Amanda Mani… I just know I’m in love… She did some Elle Mexico shit, she’s pushing 6 foot which is just fucking next level massive, but her face and everything about her is so good… This is the kind of girl I wouldn’t want to meet, because it would feel emasculating, not that I care about that, my small penis and low testosterone kinda do that for me on the daily, but I would send her love letters and flowers wherever just to encourage her to hang in there and to keep on working, because I want to see her naked in photoshoots. That’s just the kind of romantic I am…you know when I’m not tricking girls in bars to give me a gynaecological exam, or to tell me if my sperm actually tastes like chocolate, like I’ve convinced them it does, I’m writing models love letters…they should make a movie about me and when they do that I’ll be thinking of the Amanda Mani like a Pedi thinks about little boys…I don’t think that Mani /Pedi joked work…it needed more asian illegal workers….

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Leven Rambin Bikini on Instagram of the Day

I don’t watch shit like The Hunger Games, but apparently this 23 year named Leven Rambin is in it… She’s also been on All My Children, where she played two lookalike half sisters, just because she’s that good of an actor…. I guess being a Texan means she’s up on some Jessica Simpson kick and has got some Texas BBQ tits, since everything in Texas is bigger, and I guess in being a young girl trying to stand out amongst the crowd, because Jennifer Lawrence is stealing all her shine, she’s decided to post bikini pics, it’s a good strategy, at least for people like me, who like looking at bikini pics…because they are better than clothed pics, and girls feel less slutty than posting lingerie pics… All this to say, I now know Leven Rambin..it’s on.

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NeNe Leakes on Friendship with Cynthia Bailey: It’s Over!

It’s been quite a couple days for NeNe Leakes. On Sunday’s Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion special, NeNe exchanged barbs with Cynthia Bailey , with the latter referring to her ex-BFF as “shady” and “two-faced.” Then, last night, Leakes was eliminated from Dancing with the Stars. Speaking to Us Weekly about the ousting, NeNe said she is trying to stay “positive” and that DWTS was challenging because she had to fly back and forth from Los Angeles to Atlanta for her duties on Bravo. As for reconciling with Bailey? Don’t hold your breath, Real Housewives of Atlanta viewers. “I think that’s a done deal for me. I think that our friendship was great,” Leakes says . “I feel like I was a great friend to her, I honestly think she was a great friend for me, I just think that our friendship has come to an end. It’s run its course.” At one point on The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 6, Leakes slammed Bailey’s husband as a “damn bitch.” When the ladies got together with Andy Cohen this past weekend, Cynthia said NeNe isn’t trying her with “respect,” an exchange you can see when you watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online via TV Fanatic. The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Clip – Cynthia vs. NeNe “I feel like when I began my journey on Real Housewives of Atlanta, it was more positive,” NeNe said when asked about returning for Season 7. “People tuned in to see fashion and fabulousness – never pulling hair or belittling or being super negative. I can’t even believe how it’s changed.” For the record, Leakes, you’re mostly right… except for one thing: people have always only tuned in for pulling hair, belittling and being super negative. Do you want NeNe Leakes to leave The Real Housewives of Atlanta?   Nooooo, never! Yes, good riddance! Eh, I could go either way View Poll » 15 Fabulous NeNe Leakes Quotes Open Slideshow 1. NeNe Leakes Is Honest “I’m not gonna stab you in the back. I’m gonna stab you in the chest.” View As List

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Sam Claflin On ‘Mockingjay’: ‘It’s Been Difficult For Me’

Reporting by Josh Horowitz They say that all good things must come to an end, and the box office busting “The Hunger Games” franchise is no exception. Sam Claflin, who joined the all-star cast (Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Woody Harrelson, Liam Neeson and Elizabeth Banks are nothing to sneeze at) with the second installment, “The… Read more

Sam Claflin On ‘Mockingjay’: ‘It’s Been Difficult For Me’

Reporting by Josh Horowitz They say that all good things must come to an end, and the box office busting “The Hunger Games” franchise is no exception. Sam Claflin, who joined the all-star cast (Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, Woody Harrelson, Liam Neeson and Elizabeth Banks are nothing to sneeze at) with the second installment, “The… Read more

Kaley Cuoco Chops Off Hair: React Now!

Kaley Cuoco has gone ahead and done it for real. A few weeks after faking a haircut on Instagram, The Big Bang Theory actress has gone ahead and chopped off many of her lovely locks. No fooling this time! In a caption that referenced stylist Christine Symonds, Cuoco posted the following picture online today and wrote simply: “Here we go! @clsymonds.” Cuoco, of course, isn’t shy about altering her appearance.  She recently admitted that getting breast implants at the age of 18 was the best decision she ever made. What do you think of Kaley Cuoco with shorter hair?   Gorgeous! Terrible! I wanna see her naked! View Poll » Sound off now, see more of this star when you watch The Big Bang Theory online via TV Fanatic and compare Cuoco’s fresh look with a few other famously extreme hairstyles: 23 Totally Crazy Celebrity Hairstyles Open Slideshow 1. Willow Smith Pink Hair Willow Smith has now gone pink. The young singer keeps changing the color of her locks. What do you think of the latest? View As List 1. Willow Smith Pink Hair Willow Smith has now gone pink. The young singer keeps changing the color of her locks. What do you think of the latest? 2. Amanda Bynes Shaves Head Amanda Bynes shaves half of her head. There she is with the new look. 3. Rihanna, Short Curly Hair Rihanna and her natural, short and curly hair make a silly face on Instagram. 4. Natalie Dormer Shaved Head Natalie Dormer has shaved her head for The Hunger Games. What do you think? 5. Claire Danes Hair Claire Danes surprised Emmy viewers with this new bob hairstyle at the awards show. 6. Paris Jackson New Haircut Paris Jackson’s edgy new haircut, from the front, as seen here in February 2013. Like? 7. Michelle Obama Bangs Picture Michelle Obama’s bangs: Fan? Not a fan? 8. Snooki Red Hair Snooki with red hair. Fan? Not a fan? 9. Christina Aguilera Braid Christina Aguilera raised eyebrows with her wild pink braid on The Voice last night. Check it out! 10. Lady Gaga Shaved Head Lady Gaga shaves her head in honor of Terry Richardson’s late mom. We’re not entirely clear why, but there you have it. 11. Lena Dunham Short Hair Lena Dunham has chopped off all her hair. What do you think of this look? 12. Kim Kardashian as Diana Ross Kim Kardashian tries to make like Diana Ross in this picture. Are you down with her look? 13. Miley Cyrus Short Hair Whoa there, Miley Cyrus! Look at the new ‘do on this young star. What do think of it? 14. Connor Cruise Mohawk Connor Cruise has given himself quite the haircut. What do you make of his new look? 15. Demi Lovato, Pink Hair Demi Lovato’s pink hair is all the rage these days. Admire it. Discuss it. 16. Lady Gaga’s Rainbow Hair Lady Gaga’s rainbow hairstyle makes for a terrific fashion statement. 17. Ke$ha Goes Gold Ke$ha in unafraid to mix up her look. In this case, she has glued gol studs to her scalp. 18. Nicole Richie Purple Hair Pic Nicole Richie now has purple hair. What do you think of the star’s fresh look? 19. Demi Lovato Shaved Head Demi Lovato has shaved her head!!! What do you think of this unusual look? 20. Ireland Baldwin Purple Hair Ireland Baldwin is underneath all this hair. All this PURPLE hair, we should say. 21. Kristen Stewart Orange Hair Pic Whoa there! Kristen Stewart has dyed her hair orange! What do you think? 22. Kelly Osbourne Shaved Head Pic Kelly Osbourne has herself an interesting new hairstyle. Are you down with the partial shaving and the bangs? 23. Kaley Cuoco with Short Hair Kaley Cuoco now has very short hair. What do you think of her new look?

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9 Easter Recipes: Something For Every Bunny

Holidays mean family and family means dinner! The traditional fare for Easter Sunday comes in two varieties: ham or standing rib roast.  While those are tried and true staples, sometimes it’s nice to get a little adventurous. We have 9 Easter recipes to tickle your tastebuds and fancy up your  fête .  9 Easter Recipes Open Slideshow 1. Easter Bunny Trail Mix Instead of the typical mid-morning snack, mix up a batch of Easter Bunny Trail Mix. The “carrots” are dried fruit! This is practically a health food! View As List 1. Easter Bunny Trail Mix Instead of the typical mid-morning snack, mix up a batch of Easter Bunny Trail Mix. The “carrots” are dried fruit! This is practically a health food! 2. Strawberry Spinach Salad A strawberry spinach salad makes an excellent starter for your Easter Sunday dinner. The colors are vibrant making it pretty AND delicious. 3. Ham Steaks Instead of the traditional spiral sliced ham, go for ham steaks on Easter Sunday. Topped with a maple-bourbon glaze, it’s bound to be amazing. 4. Braised Beef Shanks If pork isn’t your thing, go for braised beef shanks over a cheesy polenta! These cook slow, so give yourself plenty of time for optimum tenderness! 5. Smoked Salmon Deviled Eggs You have ALL those eggs laying around from the hunts, right? Turn them into Smoked Salmon Deviled Eggs and serve them with dinner. 6. Stovetop Mac and Cheese Mac and cheese is the ultimate comfort food and a perfect side for almost any main course. This stovetop mac and cheese cooks up as creamy as those cooked in the oven. 7. Easter Egg Italian Bread Here’s another use for all those eggs! But don’t boil them yet! This Easter Egg Italian bread starts with dyed, raw eggs! It’s also pretty to look at! 8. Gluten Free Pretzel Bread With this gluten free pretzel bread, there will be something for everyone at your table. Serve these as rolls with your meal, or slice and make sandwiches with leftovers! Mmm! 9. Coconut Truffles Instead of cakes or pies this Easter, serve these tasty two-bite coconut truffles! If you have any left over, freeze them for a midnight snack! If your little ones are like most, they eat breakfast and then they’re almost immediately hungry again. Make up a batch of Easter Trail Mix to hold them over between breakfast and lunch. It’s cute and there’s FRUIT! They won’t even know they’re eating something healthy because it’s just so adorable! This would also make an excellent Easter egg hunt snack food! To get a little “rabbit food” in your Sunday afternoon spread, try a strawberry-spinach salad with feta and balsamic vinegar! It’s light and good for you and it looks great on a plate! When it’s time for the main course, you have options! Try a twist on the traditional ham or braising some beef short ribs instead of a roast.  Family get-togethers can be kind of stressful. Calm your nerves with some comfort food in the form of stovetop mac and cheese ! This creamy dish is every big as good as the kind you would bake in the oven and just as tasty. Bonus? This one’s actually good for more than just your soul! It’s Easter, so you probably have about three dozen more eggs than you’ll ever eat or actually need. What are you going to do with them all? Devil them, that’s what, and throw in some salmon while you’re at it! Or, you could bake them into Easter Egg Italian bread ! No holiday meal is complete without dessert. For finger-food fare, finish off the dinner with two-bite coconut truffles. Or take a look at one of these pies and whip one up! 14 Pi Day Pies You Should Definitely Try Open Slideshow 1. Apple Pi How awesome is this Apple Pi Pie? This is for the serious fan of 3.14. View As List 1. Apple Pi How awesome is this Apple Pi Pie? This is for the serious fan of 3.14. 2. Shepherd’s Pie Shepherd’s Pie is pretty hearty! The good news is this Irish staple doubles up for a good St. Patrick’s Day celebration meal! Pair it with a Guinness! 3. Pineapple Pie Another awesome Pi Pie, this Pineapple pie looks divine! 4. Pizza Pi Pie If sweet treats aren’t your thing, what about a new spin on an old classic: the Pizza Pi Pie. 5. Pecan Pie Mmm. Pecan pie. Alternate variations: Add chocolate chips or throw in a little bourbon and make it a Kentucky Derby Pie. 6. Sea Monster Pie If you want your kids to try new things, here’s one for the sea creature loving tots among us. 7. Whoopie Pie Whoopie pies are small and easy to eat! The cream filling and the soft cake-like outer layers make this a definite treat! 8. Frito Pie Ooooh, the Frito Pie! And look! Serving the pie IN THE BAG means NO DISHES! 9. Chocolate Mousse Pie This chocolate mousse pie will make your sweet tooth tingle! Don’t forget to brush after you eat! 10. Banana Cream Pie Bananas are fruit, so this banana cream pie is basically a health food. 11. Bacon Pie Who doesn’t love bacon? Use strips of the salty meat in place of your usual lattice for a nice blend of savory and sweet! 12. Apple Pie As American as… 13. Key Lime Pie For those who like a little tart with their tarts, the Key Lime Pie is for you. 14. Chicken Pot Pie For those who don’t know their way around the kitchen, Banquet has you covered.

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4/20: Celebrity Stoners Who Love the Laughing Grass

Whether you’re high on life or just high, 4/20 is the day for you. It’s a de facto tribute to all things marijuana and we know more than a handful of celebrities who’ll be smoking some bud today. While there are definitely more than 20 celebrity stoners we could have listed here, this seems like as good a place as any to start. So, while they roll up a joint and try to work on a Giant M&M Cookies Recipe or a Funfetti Cupcakes Recipe ahead of time, you can roll up a chair and flip through this slideshow. 20 Celebrity Stoners for 4/20

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