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Random Ridiculousness: Baker Sends Bride Cake That Looks Like A Pile Of Isht After Disagreement

This was so unprofessional. Baker Sends Bride Cake Shaped Like Feces We understand the baker was upset, but doing customers like this will fawk up business. According to New Zealand Herald: A hothead Kiwi baker is defiant after sending a cake shaped like a large pile of poo to a customer. Oh Cakes owner Emma McDonald, of Riverton in Southland, sent the disgusting-looking chocolate log on December 20 after she claimed the client became annoyed at her for rescheduling a meeting. Her actions have been greeted with outrage, but yesterday McDonald was unrepentant. “I have no regrets at all about what I did. I feel she got what she deserved,” she told the Herald on Sunday. “I don’t make cakes as a business. It is just a hobby and I’m taking it all with good humour.” The stoush started when McDonald said on Facebook that the client did not give her clear enough instructions about what she wanted. It is believed the cake was ordered for the engagement party of 24-year-old Micaela Harris of Invercargill by a relative. SMH. McDonald said the customer had won a $50 voucher for a cake, which McDonald reduced to $30 because she said the client owed her $20 for a separate business arrangement. Harris’ family and friends were horrified on the day of the party when they discovered they had been sent a cake in the shape of poo. A card with the cake read: “Eat s**t”. After it was picked up, McDonald posted on Facebook: “Your (sic) left with a $30 voucher and you want a cake still?? ok cool – give me some ideas?? oh wait you have none apart from wanting chocolate. I have a brilliant idea for your cake!!! – so here it is, your turd cake! Hope you learn your lesson.” Invercargill Chamber of Commerce president Sean Woodward said the incident was not a good look for the southern city. He insisted the region was famed for its good food and warm hospitality. “People expect any business to treat its clients with respect,” he said. “The cakemaker should have stopped and taken a breath or even gone on a holiday before doing this. What on earth was she thinking?” Some people have no shame.

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Random Ridiculousness: Baker Sends Bride Cake That Looks Like A Pile Of Isht After Disagreement

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Marks & Spencer Lingerie of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is amazing, and as a guy who has a hateful relationship with catalog pics, you know because they consistently fucking suck, don’t inspire me in anyway and are just some babe in some shitty sweatshop made clothes photoshopped to shit, you know with really zero effort and with no sign of people stepping up creativity to make them good…but every once in a while Rosie Hungtington comes out half naked and all fucking lovely…and I can’t help but appreciate an otherwise depressing photograph…She’s that good even when she’s not naked or making Megan Fox Obsolete…

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Victoria Silvstedt Put Her Cougar Body Back To Work

If you’re anything like me, I’m guessing it was tough for you to go back to work today after the holidays and New Year’s and everything. Either because you’re still hungover or just lazy or both. That said, it made things a lot easier for me when I saw that Victoria Silvstedt was already back to work too. I guess you don’t get many vacation days when you’re professional rich guy arm candy. So here’s Victoria hard at work showing off that killer bikini body of hers, and making it seem worth it that I got out of bed, put on a pair of work sweatpants and walked the ten feet to my desk this morning. I know both me and Victoria have got pretty tough gigs, but hey, everybody’s gotta pay the bills. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Izabel Goulart’s Thai Vacation on Istagram of the Day

It looks like Izabel Goulart is in Thailand on vacation with someone I assume is a professional photographer, like she was Petra Nemcova, only without the Tsunami and dead photographer….but rather amazingly shot instagram pics that look like they are a bad scan from a magazine…to remind us all that our lives fucking suck…but not as hard as that Phuket lady boy, who is being put to work hard the past week thanks to all the fat American, German, Australian, Russian perverts in THailand to fuck Lady Boys…

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Celebrity New Years Eve Round-Up of the Day

Apparently, celebrities are just like us and celebrate New Years Eve, or at least use it as a photo opportunity for people to talk about them…here are a few low levels and some celebrity royalty doing their boring New Years hustle because they’ve already won – taken from their instagram and twitter because they are so kind to share with us peasants…to give us a glimpse into the lives we have collectively given them…so fucking nice of them… Taylor Swift and Sarah Hyland BFFs on New Years because they get each other… Jaime King and Selma Blair New Years Eve Kiss – Racy Lesbians no one cares about….because it’s not the 90s… Nina Agdal’s Pink New Years Hair… Bar Refaeli does the Mickey Walrus Christina Milian Cleavage Jojo by the Fire Krysten Ritter in a Bikini top and a Gun in New Mexico Jamie Chung in a Bikini in Turks a Caicps Kelly Brook Hid Her Tits Boring… None of these people really matter, they are all pretty low level, but it’s good to know that their New Year’s Eve sucked as hard as your did, because ultimately, they are just people too, very horrible miserable vile people, but people nonetheless….

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Tequila and Milk Challenge of the Day

If you’re hungover…and still full of Christmas dinner, trying to have a pleasant day, just finishing up your breakfast or lunch…getting ready or coming back from boxing day shopping where you saved 50 dollars on a wide screen TV after waiting in line for 3 hours in a state of crisis for said TV..or even if you’re on an empty stomach…angry and hating the world…this video will not make you happy…and I am posting it because not everything in life is fucking happy…if anything…if you’re really a gangster about shit…bust this party trick out on New Years Eve…all over some bitch who won’t suck your dicks’ face.

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Movie Nudity Report: All the Light in the Sky

There’s only one movie this week that’s both new and nude, but thanks to all the full frontal in All the Light in the Sky (2013), it’s a good one. Hung ‘s Jane Adams shows off her whisker biscuit for the first time ever playing a struggling actress in the flick, while Sophia Takal keeps up her string of nude appearances playing Jane’s sexy niece. More after the jump!

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In Freaky White Folks News: Jennifer Lawrence Recounts The Time A Hotel Maid Found All Her “Rear Entry Adult Toys”! [Video]

Do tell… Jennifer Lawrence Tells Embarrassing Sex Toy Story Via EOnline Adding to her already long list of outrageous quotes, the funny actress appeared on Conan to chat about her new movie American Hustle, and shared that if she wasn’t in show business, she’d want to be a maid. Why, you ask? Well, because she enjoys spraying stuff and making the bed and—most importantly—snooping around people’s stuff. Speaking of snooping, J.Law had a very interesting (and awkward, hilarious, memorable…you name it) story about her maid coming across a number of sex toys. “This is actually really funny. Somebody as a joke bought me a bunch of butt plugs. It’s a long story,” Lawrence said. “I had a copious amount of butt plugs. Tons of butt plugs. All different kinds of colors and the maid was coming so I was like, ‘well I’ll just shove this under the bed so she doesn’t see all these butt plugs.’ She might not know they are for a joke.” You shouldn’t need much more motivation to press play to hear the rest of JLaw’s story below. Hilarious story, but Katniss can’t convince us that she didn’t use at least ONE of those butt plugs, sorry. Image via WENN

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Miley Cyrus Speaks on Liam Hemsworth Split: I Was So Scared…

Will Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth get back together ? We doubt it. Not based on what Miley says in an interview with Barbara Walters, which will air Wednesday night on ABC as part of that reporter’s 10 Most Fascinating People of 2013 special. In the following snippet from that Q&A, Cyrus admits she moved too quickly with the Australian hunk and she hung on for too long… for all the wrong reasons. Miley Cyrus Talks Liam Hemsworth Engagement “I was so scared of ever being alone, and I think, conquering that fear, this year, was actually bigger than any other transition that I had, this entire year,” says the 21-year old. Miley and Liam met in June 2009 and announced their engagement three years later. “I don’t ever want to have to need someone again, where you feel like, without them, you can’t be yourself,” Miley added, exerting her independence. Cyrus, who has shot down talk that she’s now dating French Montana , does say, however, that she has no regrets. I definitely wouldn’t change being engaged,” she tells Walters. “It was so fun wearing a fat rock for a few years. But now, I just feel like I can actually be happy. I wait for those moments of silence, when I’m just at my house, by myself.” Miley also says she’s open to getting married… someday. Barbara Walters Presents The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2013 airs on ABC this Wednesday, December 18 at 9:30 p.m. EST.

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Lady Gaga Naked Performance Art of the Day

Lady Gaga is out of control…or at least wants you to think she’s out of control, while she’s on some quest to go as high impact as possible so people notice her, even though she’s got herself some level of talent that got her to this level of fame in the first place, she figures she might as well just throw all that out the fucking window and do stupidities to turn herself into a fucking clown…which works for me when her clown performance involves her being tied up and hung from the ceiling naked…because any naked performance art that involves any girl tied the fuck up like a roast while naked…even when it involves garbage like Gaga…is worth looking at…even if her hanging from the rafters from a noose is probably better for society..

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