I know some people think models have it easy, since all they have to do is stand around looking smoking hot all day, but it takes a lot of hard work and effort and, best of all, a lot of trips to the gym in skintight spandex, like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is doing here. Anyway, I can sympathize, because people seem to think us bloggers have it pretty easy too. And it’s just not true. I mean, just look at this booty profile . Do you know how hard I have to work to keep my pants on while writing these posts every day? Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I’ve always said Rosie Huntington-Whiteley knows how to dress and here she is showing off that perfect supermodel cleavage of hers at Burberry’s London in Los Angeles event. And speaking of London, I’ve also always said that her boyfriend Jason Statham scares the crap out of me, so I’ll refrain from making any of my usual cracks about stealing the British hottie away. Instead, I’m going to be the bigger man and just let him have her. Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a joke. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
I know it’s not quite the red carpet cleavage shows we’ve been getting from Rosie Huntington-Whiteley lately, but there’s no denying that the smoking hot supermodel definitely knows how to dress. Here she is giving the paps a good look at that booty of hers in those tight white pants, although if you ask me, these pictures could’ve been even better with a little help from an assistant with a hose and/or water gun. If Rosie needs one, I’m available 24/7. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com
I guess it must be primetime for Paris Fashion Week, because now here’s Rosie Huntington-Whiteley as the latest supermodel to give me a serious pants fire in the name of fashion. I’m pretty sure Rosie’s still with Jason Statham or something, but really, isn’t it about time she ditched that dude and started dating a real man like me? Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a punchline. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com
I know that I always call Sarah Hyland the next Sofia Vergara , but the way Ariel Winter is headed, it looks like I may have picked the wrong Modern Family co-star. That said, Ariel’s still only 16, so just to be clear to any government monitoring agencies, I’m talking about her acting abilities. Let’s just move along, shall we? Photos: PacificCoastNews
Because there’s nothing quite like a little supermodel sideboob, here’s Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the grand opening of some kind of fancy new Coke “boutique” in England, for some (glorious) reason. Anyway, I have no idea what living “a Coca-Cola Life” involves, besides maybe adult-onset diabetes, but if it means spending even one afternoon with Rosie dressed like this, go ahead and sign me up.
Michael Jackson may have been a personality who was tried by the media, you know they decided that he was a sex offender because he probably was, but was never proven to be one, despite claims exploitative kids claimed, something people today would be called Victim Blaming… But I think this video, without music, is probably evidence of his creepy…even if he’s just acting… Now all the people who turned their backs on him when he was a pedophile, only to collectively rejoice and celebrate his life when he died, like you were his biggest fan, since now that he was dead, separating him from little boys sexually, and focusing on his craft was easier…or maybe you’re all a bunch of hypocrites… The day of his televised funeral, I lost over 2000 twitter followers…while a week before his funeral I would have lost 2000 twitter followers if i supported him… You’ll all a bunch of sheep. Fuck yourselves…or watch the video without music, because it’s funny. Shit is a bit of a train wreck…isn’t it…
Rosie Huntington Whiteley is in Vamp magazine…she’s alright, except for whatever the fuck they did to her face, that is either her being a racist in blackface, because black is way cooler than white, or maybe this is some social commentary on scat porn, where bitch likes getting shit on by bald headed action stars who you know are pretty dark and probably into some shit, that’s why she sticks around…that and the money…or maybe it’s just some bronzer, fake tan shit, and whatever it is, they are missing one thing, my cum dripping off her chin.
I don’t think I ever realized that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was British until I saw these pictures of her at The Brit Awards, but here she is continuing to prove that I need to seriously consider moving to England. Because between all the busty reality TV stars, hot nobodies and models like Rosie, it’s sounding better and better every day. Who cares about the weather and the food when they’ve got views this good ? » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com