With all the hustle & bustle of the modern world, sometimes things fall through the cracks. “In Case You Missed It” brings you the latest and greatest news you might have missed…
With all the hustle & bustle of the modern world, sometimes things fall through the cracks. “In Case You Missed It” brings you the latest and greatest news you might have missed…
There’s so much great stuff happening in the month of December that it’s often easy to forget how many beautifully bare babes are celebrating birthdays! It’s nice to take a break from all the hustle and bustle and drink in the skinsational sights of these ten gorgeous women who delight in showing their bodies for our enjoyment! From classic blonde beauties like Sissy Spacek and Holly Madison to bountiful brunettes like Alyssa Milano and Jennifer Connelly , these ladies make every December one to remember!
The Selena Gomez titty debate continues…does she have implants, does she not have implants, does it matter since everyone has implants, do you care, do I care, does anyone care…maybe we should be focused on the fact that she’s a bloated little chipmunk who isn’t really showing her tits in ways she is meant to show her tits, in an era where everyone shows their tits, because she’ gets the business she is in and knows the hustle and that there is a price on everything including but not limited to her first official titty pics…or titty scene…she’s not going to Miley this and use the tits for a rebrand, save those for monetary gain, because above all…these celebrities love fucking money… We should be more concerned with her fake lips because lips is where blowjobs happen. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Her name is Mariana Braga. She’s Polish. I think. Doesn’t matter, because she’s in this shoot by photographer Alessandro Casagrande for something called POLANSKI and she’s amazing… This isn’t the photographer’s hot hipster chick posing half naked rodeo. He’s done it HERE AND HERE and HERE and HERE I like his hustle…I like his pics…I like the girls he shoots. I want to have babies inside each of them so that they are forced to answer me when I text message them for nudes. This is the new generation model. Naked. Not quite a model. Rockin’ a bush. Shooting erotica like old Penthouse I used to jerk off to. And it’s exciting to me…the future….finally is going in the right direction…I mean if you ignore war, missing planes, crashing planes and all the horrible people there are…at least nudity is getting more accepted in the mainstream, because really it isn’t a big deal at all.
TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE It is safe to say that Elsabetta Canalis is probably pretty pissed off that George Clooney chose another girl to marry under contract for a minimum of 3-5 years because it makes him look less gay. He’ll even throw in a kid and 20,000 dollars of child support for said kid per month, for the rest of it’s life, because it makes him look less gay. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE I mean the reality of the situation is that Elsabetta Canalis only really exists in America because she was signed to George Clooney’s girlfriend management contract, I guess he figured she was a safe one to keep his secrets in lockdown, because of the language barrier and her level of irrelevance the second he found another girlfriend… TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE Whether her showing her tits to the paparazzi is a cry for attention, to say “Hey remember me”…in hopes of a little international glitz and glam for old times….or if showing her tits is her being European…she’s still showing her tits…and for some reason, despite it being a win for us, and not a big deal for her, I find it sad…like she’s defeated…and lost her gold digging… But the good news for her is that she’s still hot enough to find a socially awkward billionaire who thinks dating George Clooney’s sloppy seconds, not like George Clooney ever fucked her, but rather just brought her to events, is a status symbol… And I don’t care, I just like the tits. TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE
You’d think she could afford better stationary. I mean this cardboard box is a little too beat up and homeless. I mean just last week I started chatting up a girl with a sign that read “Hungry, Trying to Get Home, Anything Help”, I was trying to help her come up with a better slogan, and I’ll I got was “Will Suck Dick, but if you fear my rancid mouth, I’ll use my hand, in latex glove, for a dollar, don’t pay til you spray”….I figured she’d have higher impact on her hustle…I also thought maybe I could save her, but she when she went into withdrawal…and started convulsing I had to leave, I didn’t want to get blamed for her death… All this to say, Anne Hathaway reads gossip blogs, pays attention to what other “celebs” are doing, and copies them because she’s got no original thought at all… But more importantly, I’m not tired of celebs stealing from each other, in fact, I’d love them to do it in a death match… I am tired of them stealing from the poor, giving nothing back despite pretending to in the self righteous, self absorbed way…all while thinking they are fucking heroes in their luxury life… Fuck yourself Anne Hathaway. The rest of the pics HERE
The Kang explains T.I. And Tiny Not Divorcing Guess the rumors about T.I. having a pregnant side chick aren’t true? According to TMZ: T.I. and his wife Tiny are NOT calling it quits after 3 years of marriage … despite reports to the contrary … the rapper tells TMZ. Rumors circulated like crazy after T.I. was a no-show at the Grammys and he and Tiny partied separately afterward. T.I. tells us yeah, there was a big argument, but it was over something pretty stupid. Tiny wanted to walk the Grammy red carpet and watch the show but T.I. wanted none of it. He says they angrily challenged each other on who would end up having more fun that night. T.I. says the next morning … they mended fences. Hmmmm… They argued over who would have more fun that night? Kinda sounds like damage control, but we’re glad the Hustle family isn’t coming to an end. Getty