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Patton Oswalt Donates Black Card — Ice Cream for Life!

It’s the holy grail for ice cream lovers — but comedian Patton Oswalt has decided to get rid of it anyway … auctioning off his Carvel Black Card for charity … a piece of plastic worth 75 years of free ice cream. According to the eBay listing , the… Read more

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VIDEO: Ron Weasley Really Wants Some ‘Beigels’

Of all the Harry Potter kid stars, Rupert Grint might be my favorite. After all, this is a guy who bought an ice cream truck when he got his driver’s license… just because he always wanted to have an ice cream truck . With that in mind, it should come as no surprise that this video of Grint and some of his London club kid friends staggering through the street looking for “beigels” (to paraphrase Michael Bluth, we just call it a bagel) is probably the best thing I’ve seen all week. Look at Ron Weasley all grown up and wearing rouge! Click ahead to watch the magic . (Nyuck, nyuck.)

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Latest Dessert Treat: Marijuana-Infused Ice Cream

Now you can satisfy your sweet tooth and get high at the same time (not to mention taking care of those munchies) — marijuana-infused ice cream is for sale in California. http://www.opposingviews.com/i/latest-dessert-treat-marijuana-infused-ice-cream added by: JackHerer

Heidi Montag’s Stupid Fake Tits Eat Ice Cream of the Day

Here are some pictures of Heidi Montag feeding her new tits ice cream. It’s obviously a publcity stunt because she knows that pictures of her emotionally eating two servings of ice cream while showing off her new stupid tits are enough to get the paparazzi excited, and apparently, it’s enough to get you excited, cuz it’s far more entertaining than standing outside your ice cream shop staring at the fat mom’s and white trash stuffing their gutter faces….that’s not to say Heidi isn’t trash, it’s to say tits are hotter than the tattooed up sloppy shit with their gutter kids that I am going to spend my afternoon staring at….cuz licking ice cream is a fetish, except when the licking is done by an old queeny fag on the boardwalk I saw yesterday who I am pretty sure thought he was sucking a young vibrant cock while rocking a boner in his short shorts leaving everyone around him feeling pretty fucking uncomfortable….it is hot outside and there is no reason for me to be inside…especially since I hate my wife’s heavy breathing and the smell of this but I also hate giving Heidi Montag any fucking attention…Good thing no one reads this site… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Tennis Star Andy Murray — Movie Monster?

Filed under: We’re Just Sayin’ Here’s tennis pro Andy Murray at the Australian Open (left) — and the creepy, ice cream zombie thing from that awful “Legion” movie (right).We’re just sayin’. More We’re Just Sayin’ Rachel Maddow — Michael Douglas’ Son

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Susan Boyle’s O Face

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Fashion Looking like a fabulous and stylish 60-year-old, 48-year-old Internet sensation turned pop nana Susan Boyle changed out of her usual Paul McCartney drag and glammed up to tape an episode of Oprah in Chicago on Wednesday.Can you believe Susan is just … Permalink

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Idol’s Skiiboski — Dirtiest Ice Cream Man Ever

Filed under: American Idol Before the rambling, the hair carving and the misspelled shirts — Skiiboski from last night’s “American Idol” was trying to make a name for himself by turning the skill set of an ice cream man into a giant scoop of sexual innuendo. Don’t worry ..

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Cameron Diaz and Her Ice Cream Cone of the Day

With a title like Cameron Diaz and her Ice Cream Cone, you’d expect something a little more perverted that her making some stupid fucking face like some kind of fucking clown at the fucking park trying to make little kids laugh and have a good time like some kind of fucking pervert who should be locked while actually scaring the fucking shit out of them cuz no one likes fucking clowns….. See I expected her to be sucking the shit, or at least have it dripping off her hispanic lips and down her hispanic chin dripping into her cleavage like shit was mainlined out of Justin Timberlake’s ball sack cuz he is the last celebrity I remember hearing about her fucking, not that it mattters, if anything if these pictures were any good, you coulda pretended that you were the source for the mess on her face, but instead it is this bullshit that doesn’t make for an erotic of an experience as hanging outside the ice cream parlor on a hot summer date, but I guess disappointment is what Cameron Diaz does these days….

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Vanilla Will Never Taste The Same

Uh oh, grandma got into the ice cream again….LOOK AWAY! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Leelee Sobieski’s Childlike Cravings

The expectant actress, who’s due in December, loves mac ‘n’ cheese and ice cream

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