I don’t wish death upon people, especially not unborn babies, because that is cruel and I am a real nice guy, but wouldn’t it be bittersweet if when Gayheart’s kid that is brewing inside her turns 9, it gets run the fuck over by some idiot celebrity talking on his cellular in his SUV, who will later get acquitted because it will be proven with the help of his expensive lawyer that her kid was jay walking and breaking the law, even though every other car stopped to let it get across the street, while the idiot celebrity’s impatient ass decided to drive around the other cars who were letting the kid cross cuz the idiot was in such a rush and couldn’t be bothered waiting so instead accidentally runs it the fuck down, killing it. Leaving Gayheart and her family left with heavy hearts and sadness, but at least she’ll always have a stupid name, no celebrity driving with a cellphone can take that from her… Pics via Fame
