There’s a new movie coming out about marketing to the masses, because the masses are idiot drones, and it just takes money and a team of people to make the masses fall into the web of lies called Syrup. It stars Amber Heard. I like Amber Heard. Because like the idiot masses and Johnny Depp, who threw away his marriage for a taste of this lesbian pussy, I’m easily manipulated by things that look like Amber Heard. Now if only this movie syrup was about her squirt dripping off my chin…. The other big trailer out today is HANGOVER 3 that assume all you are dying to see….but that I won’t post here because Zach Galfinakis isn’t Amber Heard.
I don’t normally do many posts on Kaley Cuoco , because I don’t watch The Big Bang Theory , because I’m not a giant nerd. Luckily though, I don’t need to watch some crappy TV show just to see some cleavage. That’s what screencaps are for. Like these of Kaley from last night’s episode. As far as I can tell, the joke was that Kaley’s cleavage is amazing, but the nerd on the left refused to look at it for some reason. Hilarious? Sorry, I still don’t get this show. Anyway, don’t make the same mistake as this idiot, and enjoy the view. » view all 18 photos Related Articles: Kaley Cuoco Gets Kinda Hot For Hop Kaley Cuoco Bikini Twitter Pictures Kaley Cuoco Nude For Allure Magazine Kaley Cuoco Is Wonder Woman
It was the 20th February 2013, the day before Justin’s concert. I had literally been crying all night after finding out about the book signing in London and knowing I wouldn’t be able to go. I was gutted and loosing hope about ever meeting him. I was just about to go to sleep when an e-mail flashed on my phone, “Bieber Fever Competitions.” I opened the e-mail, fell to the floor, screamed and cried. I couldn’t believe I had actually won meet and greets! It was the day of the tour and I was so excited all day. I went to Manchester at around 3 p.m. and met a girl from Twitter named Maisie. We were so excited to get the bands and finally meet him. We went to the box office and the bands were late so I met a few beliebers and got talking with them. We finally got our wristbands and I screamed so loud, everyone looked at me. Then we saw Kenny through some doors and we got to queue backstage. We waited for like nearly an hour or more backstage. Then we were finally in a little room and could see the curtain that Justin was inside. The security told us not to scream or cry because Justin likes it when you’re calm. We were finally in the room with Justin. Alfredo was filming something and then I saw Justin. I couldn’t actually believe he was in front of me. We all ran up to him to try and hug him and he was like, “Slow it down guys,” in the cutest accent ever. I said to him quietly, “Thank you so much for saving my life.” He replied, “Awww it’s okay babe,” and smiled at me. I was next to him for the picture and he pulled me like soooooo close, it was just perfect. After the picture had been taken I had to hug him, so I did and I said, “I love you so much” and he said, “I love you too.” Then we were pushed out by security. Not joking – once we were out I broke down on the floor crying. It was the happiest 40 seconds of my life. I love my picture and I still can’t believe it. What I really want to say is Never Say Never. It sounds so stupid but I’ve liked Justin for 5 years and I didn’t give up. Do everything you can to meet him because I promise you when you finally do, everything will be so worth it! I still can’t believe my dream came true and nothing will ever make me happier than this. I’ve waited for the day I could post my experience for years and it finally happened! The Believe Tour was amazing and it was just the best day ever. -@canadastyles See original here: It was the 20th February 2013, the day before Justin’s concert….
It was the 20th February 2013, the day before Justin’s concert. I had literally been crying all night after finding out about the book signing in London and knowing I wouldn’t be able to go. I was gutted and loosing hope about ever meeting him. I was just about to go to sleep when an e-mail flashed on my phone, “Bieber Fever Competitions.” I opened the e-mail, fell to the floor, screamed and cried. I couldn’t believe I had actually won meet and greets! It was the day of the tour and I was so excited all day. I went to Manchester at around 3 p.m. and met a girl from Twitter named Maisie. We were so excited to get the bands and finally meet him. We went to the box office and the bands were late so I met a few beliebers and got talking with them. We finally got our wristbands and I screamed so loud, everyone looked at me. Then we saw Kenny through some doors and we got to queue backstage. We waited for like nearly an hour or more backstage. Then we were finally in a little room and could see the curtain that Justin was inside. The security told us not to scream or cry because Justin likes it when you’re calm. We were finally in the room with Justin. Alfredo was filming something and then I saw Justin. I couldn’t actually believe he was in front of me. We all ran up to him to try and hug him and he was like, “Slow it down guys,” in the cutest accent ever. I said to him quietly, “Thank you so much for saving my life.” He replied, “Awww it’s okay babe,” and smiled at me. I was next to him for the picture and he pulled me like soooooo close, it was just perfect. After the picture had been taken I had to hug him, so I did and I said, “I love you so much” and he said, “I love you too.” Then we were pushed out by security. Not joking – once we were out I broke down on the floor crying. It was the happiest 40 seconds of my life. I love my picture and I still can’t believe it. What I really want to say is Never Say Never. It sounds so stupid but I’ve liked Justin for 5 years and I didn’t give up. Do everything you can to meet him because I promise you when you finally do, everything will be so worth it! I still can’t believe my dream came true and nothing will ever make me happier than this. I’ve waited for the day I could post my experience for years and it finally happened! The Believe Tour was amazing and it was just the best day ever. -@canadastyles See original here: It was the 20th February 2013, the day before Justin’s concert….
Following his team’s loss to Connecticut last night, Jim Boeheim was barely in the mood to answer questions from the press. Still, he performed his duties as Syracuse head coach… until it came to ESPN reporter Andy Katz. Responding to a simple question about the historic rivalry between the schools, Boeheim cut Katz off and then cut him down to size with: “I’ll answer anyone’s question but yours because you’re an idiot and really a disloyal person. And a few other things I can add, but I’m not gonna go there.” Andy Katz Idiot Insult It’s unclear what set Boeheim off, as sources say he hasn’t even talked to Katz since late 2011. But it is believed the coach is livid over how Katz covered the Bernie Fine mess at Syracuse, after that assistant coach was accused of sexual assault and harassment. “Andy Katz is one of the industry’s best reporters, who is extremely professional and respected,” ESPN spokesman Josh Krulewitz said in a statement to USA TODAY Sports. “He doesn’t know exactly what led to that reaction from Coach Boeheim, who hasn’t spoken to Andy since December 2011.”
Following his team’s loss to Connecticut last night, Jim Boeheim was barely in the mood to answer questions from the press. Still, he performed his duties as Syracuse head coach… until it came to ESPN reporter Andy Katz. Responding to a simple question about the historic rivalry between the schools, Boeheim cut Katz off and then cut him down to size with: “I’ll answer anyone’s question but yours because you’re an idiot and really a disloyal person. And a few other things I can add, but I’m not gonna go there.” Andy Katz Idiot Insult It’s unclear what set Boeheim off, as sources say he hasn’t even talked to Katz since late 2011. But it is believed the coach is livid over how Katz covered the Bernie Fine mess at Syracuse, after that assistant coach was accused of sexual assault and harassment. “Andy Katz is one of the industry’s best reporters, who is extremely professional and respected,” ESPN spokesman Josh Krulewitz said in a statement to USA TODAY Sports. “He doesn’t know exactly what led to that reaction from Coach Boeheim, who hasn’t spoken to Andy since December 2011.”
You’ve cast your low budget indie feature and navigated the ins and outs of directing a love scene . But how do you, intrepid independent filmmaker, wrangle two unruly actors bent on going off-script for the all-important emotional climax of your opus? Find out in Episode 3 of Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies presented by Slamdance TV! Check back next week for the next installment of Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies , with new episodes posting each week leading into the Slamdance Film Festival. Slamdance alums Kevin M. Brennan and Doug Manley have teamed up with Slamdance TV to present Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies. In the five part web series, Slamdance TV’s very own Ben Hethcoat goes behind the scenes of Wallace Cotton’s latest feature film, COP HEAT starring Brennan and Manley as the titular duo, Don and Lizard Man. COP HEAT: “Two hot for the streets. Two hot to handle.” Join the festival ‘By Filmmakers, For Filmmakers’ in this Slamdance TV original web series which explores the independent filmmaking process. Slamdance Film Festival takes place January 18-24 in Park City, UT. For more information visit slamdance.com Facebook.com/SlamdanceFilmFestival Twitter @Slamdance PREVIOUSLY: ‘Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies,’ Episode 1: Casting ‘Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies,’ Episode 2: Directing Follow Movieline on Twitter .
With indie cinema season kicking off next month in Park City, Slamdance TV is here to help with a five-part behind-the-scenes primer on making movies (for dummies) by Slamdance vets Kevin M. Brennan ( It’s a Disaster ) and Doug Manley ( Modern Imbecile’s Planet World ). First up this week, exclusively on Movieline : How to cast your low-budget indie feature, survive audition ad-libs, and find “yesterday’s Robert De Niro, today.” Check back next week for the next installment of Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies . We’ll have you on your way to indie movie stardom in no time! Slamdance alums Kevin M. Brennan and Doug Manley have teamed up with Slamdance TV to present Modern Imbecile’s Idiot’s Guide To Making Movies For Dummies. In the five part web series, Slamdance TV’s very own Ben Hethcoat goes behind the scenes of Wallace Cotton’s latest feature film, COP HEAT starring Brennan and Manley as the titular duo, Don and Lizard Man. COP HEAT: “Two hot for the streets. Two hot to handle.” Episode 1: Casting Writer/director Wallace Cotten guides Ben through the rewarding and oftentimes frustrating process of casting a low budget indie feature. Join the festival ‘By Filmmakers, For Filmmakers’ in this Slamdance TV original web series which explores the independent filmmaking process. Slamdance Film Festival takes place January 18-24 in Park City, UT. For more information visit slamdance.com Facebook.com/SlamdanceFilmFestival Twitter @Slamdance Follow Movieline on Twitter .
David Letterman struck an uncharacteristically somber note Monday night, addressing the Newtown, Connecticut shooting for nearly seven minutes. Returning from commercial, the comedian, looking visibly saddened, noted the beauty of the Christmas decorations on CBS’ Late Show set. David Letterman Sandy Hook Statement He then touched upon the senseless massacre of 26 people – including 20 children – at Sandy Hook Elementary School, saying, “It makes me so sad.” “The lights … they’re really for kids. You think about this horrifying circumstance. What part of that do you think about that’s going to make any difference?” “Do you think about the kids in the class? That’s too awful to think about,” said Dave, himself the father of a little boy and a Connecticut resident for many years. “Do you think about the parents and their friends and getting that message from the school and finding out that their lives are irrevocably broken, ruined?” “You think about your own kid. I take him to school every now and then. Are we supposed to be worried about dropping our kids off at school now?” “I never worried about it before. I always thought, well here, school is a good place where my son will be free of the idiot decisions made by his father.” Letterman then addressed both gun control and mental health, areas that have become the focus of a fiery public debate over policy reform. “Believe me, I’m not dumb enough to think that this is a problem of guns,” Letterman said. “Before there were guns, people were killing one another.” “And you can’t just say that it’s mental health or emotional problems because people with all manner of problems don’t necessarily kill each other.” But citing a document prepared by the show’s researchers, Letterman did go on to acknowledge some frightening statistics about firearms. “Since 1994, there have been 70 episodes of school shootings, (all) after the Brady Bill had passed (in 1993). Good lord, does that surprise you?” he asked. Letterman acknowledged that listening to President Barack Obama’s Newtown speech at Sunday night’s memorial made him “feel a little bit better.” “He’s going on the record, (taking) some kind of action… In a small measure, I feel better that he’s looking out for us in that regard. It’s a sad, sad holiday season.” Indeed.
No love for thy neighbor? Florida Man Beats His Neighbor To Death With A Hammer A Tampa Bay man is in police custody after he allegedly snuck up on his neighbor and delivered a fatal beating inside their trailer park with a hammer. via Fox News A Tampa-Bay area man who authorities say attacked his neighbor with a hammer has been charged with second degree murder with a weapon. A Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office press release says 28-year-old Jarrett Kyle Brooks was booked into jail late Saturday. Authorities say Brooks approached Jonathan Acree from behind at a Thonotosassa trailer park, striking him in the head and neck multiple times with a hammer. Acree was pronounced dead at the hospital. The sheriff’s office SWAT team was called to the home where Brooks was barricaded. Authorities say he surrendered after tear gas was shot into the mobile home. There was no one else in the trailer. Investigators have not released a motive for the attack. A hammer?? What a horrible way to die…smh. Image via Shutterstock
