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What We Know about the Young Republican Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight

So who are the four geniuses who got arrested by the FBI yesterday for—apparently— trying to tap the phone of a sitting U.S. senator ? James O’Keefe , Robert Flanagan , Stan Dai , and Joseph Basel, all 24, were arrested by U.S.

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Yet Another Security Breach at JFK Forces This Week’s Airport Evacuation

Attack of the Wrong-Wayers! If you were naive enough to operate under the assumption that your late three-day weekend travel plans would go unmolested by assholes of both the civilian and government stripe, think again.

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Teabagger Worried His Magic Prayers Made God Kill Sen. Inhofe

Jesus. A panicked teabagger called up C-SPAN in tears today, worried that he accidentally killed Republican Sen. Jim Inhofe by praying for Democratic Sen

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The New York Times Buyout List (Updated)

Today was the deadline for New York Times staffers to take the buyout package that was offered to everyone in October , as the paper seeks to cut 100 newsroom positions this year. Some big names are taking the buyout

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Idiot Inks Boffo Book Deal

Oh, good, Jonah Goldberg just got a million dollars to write another book. Hooray for the publishing industry! Jonah Goldberg—who has a career of any kind solely because his mother told Linda Tripp to secretly tape conversations with a lady who gave the president a blow job, and who is generally considered to be one of the most intellectually lazy pundits of any political persuasion of all time—writes about The Simpsons for The National Review Online

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Bush Is Back! Forges New Folksy Speaking Career

Dubya has mainly been writing a book in crayon since leaving the Oval Office, with his tongue stuck out to help him concentrate. But, perhaps upset that Michael Steele is the only person regularly gaffe-ing, he’s back and giving speeches! He clearly thought he’d play to his strengths in retirement: he’s always been good with the words . So yesterday evening he addressed 15,000 people in Fort Worth, Texas (at a seminar shoutily titled GETMOTIVATED!) in his new guise as motivational-speaker-in-chief.

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