Donald Trump Discuss The Democratic Debate On Jimmy Fallon Ever wonder what a conversation between Donald Trump and Ben Carson would sound like?? Via Details : The second most talked about star of Tuesday’s democratic debate was Donald Trump, who live-Tweeted his viewing experience for 4.58 million fans/trolls across the globe. But turns out he saved his best reactions for a phone conversation with buddy “Ben Carson,” flawlessly embodied by a Nyquil-guzzling David Alan Grier in this fave-worthy, shade-heavy, behind-the-scenes spoof from last night’s episode of The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. It’s almost worth not being able to unsee the image of Trump in a Sexy Pizza Rat costume. Pure comedy! Continue reading →
Question of the day…. Even if her breasts are small and humble….do they still move mountains? Or does a decade, at least one kid, well into her 30s…make her small and humble breasts obsolete… And are her breasts still humble, after years of making stupid fucking money because her Colombian and really all of her latina fan base fucking love her.. So many questions…for answers I don’t even care to hear…but what else am I supposed to write about Shakira being Shakira in Spain for a commercial she’s probably making millions of dollars for since she speaks Spanish…and is thus loved by all Spanish speakers…because they like anything that is their own…ANYTHING…even J.Lo…right. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Shakira in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The rumor of the day is that Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift have broken up, even though they played so in love, as Taylor Swift was trying to increase her cool factor by dating a club DJ and the club DJ was trying to increase his rate by dating an A-Lister, all while opening him up to producting hit pop songs, which is really where the big money is for this clowns now that people don’t really care about actual music…. Who cares…she’s a lie…her love life a lie…everything…a lie… They were probably swinger, open-relatiobship, let’s fuck everyone because we’re both rich and famous and people want to fuck us, and she just used him for the media to give her another public relatiobship to distract from the backend where she’s getting her back end filled… It is safe to say Taylor Swift is the fucking worst…not even talented…who writes flimsy and obvious songs…and the world wants to believe her so bad..in this porno world..they want to really fucking beleive her and in turn make her famous… I guess in a lot of ways, she’s like the Christmas tree farm she grew up on…just in the form of pop music..because a tree is just a tree…but when it becomes of Christmas tree…all of a sudden it is magical and makes dreams come true for little Christian kids everywhere…basically the same think Taylor is…just less seasonal..instead of one day..it’s everyday… Either way, she’s trying to sex up her image, blame the model sluts she’s stealing the souls from, and I guess that’s why this shoot fro Vogue Australia looks nothing like her…and almost makes her quirky zero sex appeal…worth…jerking off to…but she’s not quite there yet…at least she’s trying, what else is she do to with her time…she has a team that handles every single aspect, possibly even wiping her ass for her…something I assume Selena Gomez applied for…but could be wrong..because I am always wrong. The post Taylor Swift Possibly Single in Vogue Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rihanna covers the latest issue of Vanity Fair, opening up in detail about a number of topics. Including why she won’t just open her legs for any old guy out there. “If I wanted to [just have sex for fun] I would completely do that,” Rihanna tells the magazine. “I am going to do what makes me feel happy, what I feel like doing. But that would be empty for me; that to me is a hollow move. I would wake up the next day feeling like sh-t.” The pop star admits she gets “horny.” She says she’s “human” and of course she does “want to have sex.” HOWEVER… “What am I going to do – just find the first random cute dude that I think is going to be a great ride for the night and then tomorrow I wake up feeling empty and hollow? “I can’t do it to myself. I cannot. It has a little bit to do with fame and a lot to do with the woman that I am. And that saves me.” We’ll give you a few moments, fellas, to get the image of Rihanna taking a “great ride for the night” out of your head. What about for Chris Brown ? Is Rihanna actually back together with the man who bludgeoned her face in 2009? Heck no. But she does tell Vanity Fair why she stuck around with the artist for so long. “I was that girl, that girl who felt that as much pain as this relationship is, maybe some people are built stronger than others,” she explains. “Maybe I’m one of those people built to handle sh-t like this. “Maybe I’m the person who’s almost the guardian angel to this person, to be there when they’re not strong enough, when they’re not understanding the world, when they just need someone to encourage them in a positive way and say the right thing.” The singer also acknowledges that part of the reason she got back with Brown after the assault was because she believed she could change him. “A hundred percent. I was very protective of him. I felt that people didn’t understand him.” What is her status now with her long-time boyfriend? “I don’t hate him. I will care about him until the day I die. We’re not friends, but it’s not like we’re enemies. We don’t have much of a relationship now.”
Kylie Jenner has managed to keep her clothes on for a new Instagram photo. And yet is still may be the most inappropriate Kylie Jenner picture we’ve seen on that social media account yet. Just like her half-sisters before her , Kylie has gone ahead and joined the waist training craze, shilling online for an utterly ridiculous product that has no benefits whatsoever. “around my house before I go out wearing none other than @premadonna87 @waistgangsociety,” Jenner wrote as a caption to this image, adding: “I love how easy these are. If you are looking to get a snatched waist or a little help with your posture go to whatsawaist.com.” And this is where we feel the need to interject and explain that a waist trainer does absolutely nothing. You will not lose any weight with it. You will simply lose money out of your bank account by paying for a useless apparatus. Considering all the different ways in which members of this family can (and do!) rake in the dough, it remains baffling and disappointing that they continue to set such a poor example by advertising for this corset. Here’s a look at Kim Kardashian and kompany posing for photos while waist training like the total sell-outs they are: View Slideshow: Kardashian Waist Training Photos: We’re Total Sellouts!
Everyone’s a content producer…even Ashley Benson…who is usually a puppet used and paid well by content producers….also makes her own content..that I guess her PR team doesn’t supervise, where they are trying to control her image, because they market to kids and can’t let them know she’s a slut…a slut who likes shoving corn emojis in her mouth like it was a mid western cock…as her tits are hanging out of her dress…and I appreciate it…because I am a pervert… Here she is getting a massage… The post Ashley Benson for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the… … you know the rest. But this video serves as hilarious, impressive proof of that maxim, as it features a 20-pound French Bulldog showing no fear whatsoever when two 100-plus pound bears dare to intrude on its family's property. Check out this amazing piece of surveillance footage to see the confrontation and to marvel over how there's scarcely even a fight to be had. Once it's clear this Bulldog means business, these two massive animals scramble to get the heck out of there. Can you blame them?!?
Step aside, Sweet Brown . Keep it moving, Pizza Rat . There's a new viral star in town, and she loves cheese, pepperoni and finding the humor in potentially tragic events just as much as her predecessors. As you've probably heard, Hurricane Joaquin caused record rains and serious flooding in the Southeast over the weekend. One of the millions affected was the South Carolina native in the interview above. Thankfully, the woman – whom the Internet has already dubbed “Totino's Lady” – was able grab her dog and her favorite microwaveable bite-sized snack before she fled from her home. Not only did Totino's Lady bring some unexpected humor to a sad situation, she also reminded us one of the most important lessons in life: There's always time for pizza rolls.
Khaleesi and Khal Drogo are back together! In real life, that is. Kind of. Sort of. Here is what we mean… The actress (forever best known for playing Daenerys Targaryen on Game of Thrones) and Jason Momoa (forever best known for playing Khal Drogo on Game of Thrones … unless Aquaman somehow soars swims to success) reunited in Paris over the weekend. And in case that mere fact were not enough to make you smile broadly, first consider the photo above. Second, consider Clarke’s affiliated caption: “Well I guess the sun rises in the west and sets in the east then huh? Paris fashion week just kicked off….! #Momoaloveforlifebaby #nomorebeerleftinparis #bestdresseddothrak.” HA! We love everything about that. Clarke was in town for Paris Fashion Week, as she mentions here, while Momoa was in France to attend the Paris Manga & Sci-Fi Show. The beautiful star recently said she hates sex scenes , but considering how many she shared with Momoa… and considering how close they seem in this image… it’s clear she doesn’t hate her sex scene partners .
Rita Ora and Travis Barker both have reputations for short-lived, high-profile relationships that are trotted out into the spotlight much earlier than they should be, so it’s no surprise that the two D-listers have decided to combine their powers like some sort of promiscuous Captain Planet. Yes, several sources are reporting that Rita and Travis are dating, and that they’re moving very fast. The new couple reportedly met at a celebrity basketball game. Insiders say Rita was so impressed with Barker’s skills on the court that she approached him at the after party “Rita sought him out and gave him her info,” a source tells Us Weekly. “They have been together every day since.” It was rumored that Rita was dating Wiz Khalifa over the summer, but neither party ever confirmed the relationship. Ora has dated Rob Kardashian , and she went through a high-profile breakup with Calvin Harris just last year. Things apparently ended badly, as Rita has cautioned Taylor Swift to beware of Calvin’s douchey tendencies. No stranger to high profile breakups, Barker divorced Shanna Moakler in 2008, and they both made a habit of publicly trashing one another whenever they got the chance. So maybe Rits and Travis are a match made in heaven. Or maybe we’re just a few weeks away from one seriously epic relationship meltdown.
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