Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are officially first-time parents today following Biel’s delivery of a baby boy named Silas Randall Timberlake. The couple is keeping all other details (including photos) under wraps for now, but reps have confirmed that both mother and son are happy, healthy and resting comfortably. After months of rumors, Timberlake confirmed Biel’s pregnancy back in January with a birthday tweet that featured a photo of the singer kissing Biel’s pregnant belly. “Thank you EVERYONE for the Bday wishes!” Timberlake captioned the photo. “This year, I’m getting the GREATEST GIFT EVER. CAN’T WAIT!” In the weeks that followed, Timberlake took every opportunity to gush about Biel and his excitement over the couple’s new arrival. “I can’t wait to see our greatest creation yet,” Timberlake said, while accepting an award at this year’s iHeratRadio Awards. “Daddy’s heading home right now to innovate by learning how to change a poopy diaper and get my swaddle on!” He went on to praise Biel as his “best friend and favorite collaborator.” There’s no word yet on when we’ll see our first photos of little Silas, but as Timberlake’s son, you can be sure the kid already has swag for days. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Welcomed Babies in 2015
Emily Ratajkowski wore panties, and I guess it was such and event she felt the need to post it to instagram…maybe she was on her period, or maybe she didn’t have Kanye coming over to watch Netflix and cuddle as he does….or maybe just maybe…she knows a spread pussy shot could get her account on instagram deleted and she worked so hard getting her followers…by not wearing panties… Either way…someone out there likes this…when I prefer her nudes…and even those are boring as fuck…I predict her 15 minutes is up…but I’ve been wrong about these things before… The post Emily Ratajkowski Panties for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am not a fan of January Jones, her stupid name, or even her tits…. I mean sure I appreciate any bitch who has an unwanted pregnancy and doesn’t sell out the sperm donor involved, because he paid her off and/or it will be detrimental to her image….while she can just use it instead as a marketing hook…that keeps the media interested in her… I just know that if knocked up a bitch, I’d want her to pretend it never happened and raise it like it was a fatherless bastard, because it is, even if I live down the street, or hall, just don’t get me involved, I’m busy drinking…and trying to fuck other girls… I guess I also tend to like any girl who is hyped up because of her tits, you know give her one reason to matter, and make that reason be her bra size. It’s just a perfect level of objectification that makes things feel like old times, when women were nothing by the host body of tits and pussy. Right? The post January Jones for Rhapsody Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Earlier today, Us Weekly released the first photo of Teresa Giudice in prison. It was a shock to see the usually posh Housewife in a military-green jumpsuit, but overall, the response to Teresa’s big house look has been overwhelmingly positive. Even better than the favorable feedback, however, is the huge (and much-needed) payday that the Giudices scored from selling their pics to Us. There were rumors that Teresa had sold the photo for big bucks long before the pic actually made its online debut, and now, Radar Online is reporting that the price tag was slightly lower than expected, but the image still netted a tidy sum for the struggling Giudices. Sources say the pic sold for $75,000, and despite rumors that it was snapped with a smuggled cell phone, it seems the photo was actually okayed by the staff at Danbury Correctional. “It was staged in the prison using a service where inmates can take photos with family each Sunday,” says one insider. “The family desperately needs the money and Teresa had no problem using her family to make a few extra bucks while she’s behind bars. She’s shameless!” We don’t if “shameless” is the word we’d use for a mother in a desperate situation figuring out a way to provide for her family. With Joe Giudice unemployed and broke , and Teresa making 12 cents an hour in the prison laundry room, obviously something had to be done! Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online to remind yourself of the days when Teresa was living the good life! 13 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates 1. Table Flipping Fiend View Photo Teresa Giudice is not gonna take any crap. Her table-flipping reputation will precede her in prison, thanks to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1. 2. The F–k Off Me! View Photo Do not put your hands on Teresa Giudice. Step the f–k off. 3. MOTHERF–KER!!! View Photo Teresa Giudice has to be held back in this classic Real Housewives of New Jersey Gif-able moment. 4. Bust You in the Eye With My 9mm View Photo Teresa Giudice and her associates do not mess around. Take heed. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Wahhh, You Threw a Table at Me View Photo Yes, Teresa Giudice threw a table at you, Danielle Staub. Why don’t you go cry about it. 6. Prostitution Whore View Photo Danielle, you had it coming, you dirty prostitution whore hooker harlot sex worker preson. 7. You F–king Stupid … View Photo Teresa Giudice certainly knows how to be blunt when a situation calls for it. 8. A Real Eye-Roller View Photo Teresa and Dina Manzo on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. They’re not impressed by something that appears to be a real eye-roller. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Are We Done? View Photo Teresa Giudice would like to know if you’re done talking. If not, hurry up and get done. 10. The Great Outdoors View Photo That’s about all she’ll be able to do in prison is lie around, so at least her hobbies fit in at Camp Cupcake. 11. Is ‘Bitch’ Better? View Photo Would you prefer that or stronger language? Teresa wants to know. 12. Mwwwwah View Photo Who knows what kind of booty Teresa Giudice has to kiss in prison. You gotta kick it or kiss it, if you know what we mean. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Anybody Home?! View Photo Not here, anyway. Teresa didn’t show a lot in the way of brains in recent years, hence her trip to the slammer. The End. Up Next: ” 13 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Unexpected feud alert! One Direction heartthrob Liam Payne has incurred the wrath of millions of Beliebers by randomly dissing Justin Bieber on Twitter. It all started when one aggressive fan tweeted to Liam, “Isn’t it kind of depressing for you to know that Justin Bieber will always be more successful than you?” Moments later, Liam shot back, “How many times have I been arrested?” a clear reference to Bieber’s many legal troubles . And like that, it was on. #LiamHasNoChill quickly became a trending topic, and Twitter turned into a battleground for the war between Directioners and Beliebers. The whole thing has left us wondering – what’s going on with 1D? Last week, Zayn Malik quit the band’s tour due to stress. Today we learned that Louis Tomlinson and Eleanor Calder broke up after nearly four years of dating. What’s next? Harry cutting his hair?! We’re sure the boys will regroup and overcome these various bumps in the road, but at the moment, Bieber is on the upswing – having committed himself to rehabbing his image after years of douchiness – while the 1D boys are all over the tabloids. It’s like we’re living in some bizarro, backwards version of the real world. We’re gonna need Bieber to crash a Lamborghini and all of the Direction dudes to marry their girlfriends in order to make this right. 16 Photos of One Direction That Makes Us Wanna Squeeeeaaal! 1. 1D on the Red Carpet View Photo Which is your favorite member of One Direction? Take your time. We know this may be difficult to answer. 2. One Direction at The BRIT Awards View Photo One Direction was a big hit at the 2014 BRIT Awards. No real surprise there, huh? 3. 1D Day Celebration View Photo How many balloons can Liam bust with his butt? That was the question at the center of this 1D Day GIF. 4. Making Like Ghost View Photo Harry and Niall honor a famous scene from Ghost in this GIF. It’s courtesy of the band having fun on 1D Day. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. One Direction Seventeen Issue View Photo The men of One Direction cover this issue of Seventeen. They are just so good looking! 6. One Direction Poster View Photo This Is Us is a hit at the box office. It finished its opening weekend at number-one. 7. One Direction Teen Vogue Cover View Photo One Direction covers this issue of Teen Vogue. Go ahead and scream away, gals! 8. One Direction Video Still View Photo This still is taken from the One Direction video for “Best Song Ever.” It set a viewing record on VEVO. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. One Direction Members Photo View Photo Say hello to the young men of One Direction. They aren’t shabby looking, are they? 10. One Direction Promo Photo View Photo Members of One Direction poses for this publicity shot. It is on behalf of the 2013 Teen Choice Awards. 11. One Direction in Miami View Photo One Direction waves to its fans in this photo. They are on a balcony in Miami. 12. One Direction Members View Photo EEK! It’s the boys of One Direction! They are just SO darn cute! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. One Direction in Concert View Photo Sing it, One Direction! The hot British boy band entertains the crowd in this concert pic. 14. One Direction Album Cover View Photo One Direction will release “Take Me Home” on November 13, 2013. Check out its official album art now. 15. One Direction on Stage View Photo Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles of One Direction are featured in this photo. The two are close friend, but nothing more, they insist. 16. One Direction on SNL View Photo One Direction is seen here on Saturday Night Live. The band is having an incredible 2012. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” 16 Photos of One Direction That Makes Us Wanna Squeeeeaaal! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Unexpected feud alert! One Direction heartthrob Liam Payne has incurred the wrath of millions of Beliebers by randomly dissing Justin Bieber on Twitter. It all started when one aggressive fan tweeted to Liam, “Isn’t it kind of depressing for you to know that Justin Bieber will always be more successful than you?” Moments later, Liam shot back, “How many times have I been arrested?” a clear reference to Bieber’s many legal troubles . And like that, it was on. #LiamHasNoChill quickly became a trending topic, and Twitter turned into a battleground for the war between Directioners and Beliebers. The whole thing has left us wondering – what’s going on with 1D? Last week, Zayn Malik quit the band’s tour due to stress. Today we learned that Louis Tomlinson and Eleanor Calder broke up after nearly four years of dating. What’s next? Harry cutting his hair?! We’re sure the boys will regroup and overcome these various bumps in the road, but at the moment, Bieber is on the upswing – having committed himself to rehabbing his image after years of douchiness – while the 1D boys are all over the tabloids. It’s like we’re living in some bizarro, backwards version of the real world. We’re gonna need Bieber to crash a Lamborghini and all of the Direction dudes to marry their girlfriends in order to make this right. 16 Photos of One Direction That Makes Us Wanna Squeeeeaaal! 1. 1D on the Red Carpet View Photo Which is your favorite member of One Direction? Take your time. We know this may be difficult to answer. 2. One Direction at The BRIT Awards View Photo One Direction was a big hit at the 2014 BRIT Awards. No real surprise there, huh? 3. 1D Day Celebration View Photo How many balloons can Liam bust with his butt? That was the question at the center of this 1D Day GIF. 4. Making Like Ghost View Photo Harry and Niall honor a famous scene from Ghost in this GIF. It’s courtesy of the band having fun on 1D Day. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. One Direction Seventeen Issue View Photo The men of One Direction cover this issue of Seventeen. They are just so good looking! 6. One Direction Poster View Photo This Is Us is a hit at the box office. It finished its opening weekend at number-one. 7. One Direction Teen Vogue Cover View Photo One Direction covers this issue of Teen Vogue. Go ahead and scream away, gals! 8. One Direction Video Still View Photo This still is taken from the One Direction video for “Best Song Ever.” It set a viewing record on VEVO. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. One Direction Members Photo View Photo Say hello to the young men of One Direction. They aren’t shabby looking, are they? 10. One Direction Promo Photo View Photo Members of One Direction poses for this publicity shot. It is on behalf of the 2013 Teen Choice Awards. 11. One Direction in Miami View Photo One Direction waves to its fans in this photo. They are on a balcony in Miami. 12. One Direction Members View Photo EEK! It’s the boys of One Direction! They are just SO darn cute! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. One Direction in Concert View Photo Sing it, One Direction! The hot British boy band entertains the crowd in this concert pic. 14. One Direction Album Cover View Photo One Direction will release “Take Me Home” on November 13, 2013. Check out its official album art now. 15. One Direction on Stage View Photo Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles of One Direction are featured in this photo. The two are close friend, but nothing more, they insist. 16. One Direction on SNL View Photo One Direction is seen here on Saturday Night Live. The band is having an incredible 2012. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” 16 Photos of One Direction That Makes Us Wanna Squeeeeaaal! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
To say that Miley Cyrus fans are upset with her boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger over his alleged cheating may be the understatement of all time. Amid reports of Patrick Schwarzenegger cheating on Miley with a brunette at a beach party, some rabid Cyrus supporters have threatened to take him out. Miley’s legions of worshippers have been sending thousands of hate-filled tweets threatening to kill Patrick and burn down his pizza shop for good measure. Yes, Arnold’s eldest son apparently opened one of those pretty recently. One fan warned that it may be short-lived, telling him “you better run for your life when you come to LA” and “I hope your pizza place burns down.” Others cautioned him to “be ready for what’s about to come” while there were plenty of emojis of knives, bombs, piles of feces and the like. Natch. Another wondered even more bluntly, “Who’s gonna kill Patrick for us?” Patrick’s public assurances in light of the rumors that he did not cheat on Cyrus and would never do such a thing appear to have fallen on deaf ears. Perhaps it’s the photo of himself and the brunette (they look like they were flirting if nothing else), or the rumors that he cheated with Miley’s friend . Or the fact that his father cheated on his mother, Maria Shriver. One Miley fan even wrote, “You and your dad have a way of f–king good s–t up.” Yeah. It’s getting ugly online. The main takeaways from all this: People on social media are certifiably insane. Never, ever, ever cross Miley Cyrus though. Miley Cyrus Instagram Photos 1. Miley Cyrus Quacks Up View Photo Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction. 2. Miley Cyrus Hospital Pic View Photo Miley Cyrus suffered an allergic reaction to medication and was hospitalized in April 2014. But at least she was still able to snap some selfies. 3. Miley Cyrus in Hospital View Photo Miley Cyrus is in the hospital. She has an allergic reaction but will be just fine 4. Miley Cyrus Haircut Photo View Photo This is what it looks like when Miley Cyrus gets a haircut. Fascinating, isn’t it? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Totally Topless Miley Cyrus View Photo Miley Cyrus is very topless in this Instagram photo. At least she has strategically placed her arm in a certain spot, though. 6. Smooching Their Pooch View Photo Miley Cyrus and her sister lay a smooch on the former’s dog in this adorable Twit pic. Cute stuff. 7. Miley and Dog View Photo We send our thoughts to Miley Cyrus. Her dog Floyd passed away in the spring of 2014. 8. Miley Cyrus and Floyd View Photo Miley Cyrus cuddles up here with Floyd. The dog sadly died in Apri 2014. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Miley Cyrus Sunburn View Photo Miley Cyrus has had too much sun. She might wanna lookout for skin cancer. 10. Miley Cyrus Bikini Crotch View Photo Miley Cyrus doesn’t just pose here in a bikini. She does a crotch grab. 11. Miley Cyrus Joint Rolling View Photo This is your basic photo of Miley Cyrus rolling a joint. She very much likes to smoke marijuana. 12. Miley Cyrus Lip Tattoo View Photo Miley Cyrus rocks an eccentric tattoo in this photo. Are you digging it? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Miley Cyrus Sex Toy Pic View Photo Miley Cyrus poses here with a sex toy. Why? Because that’s how Miley Cyrus rolls. 14. Miley Cyrus Instagram Image View Photo We’re up close and very personal with Miley Cyrus in this photo. She’s singing into a microphone on Instagram. 15. Miley Cyrus with a Pancake View Photo Miley Cyrus is out of the hospital. And she’s into her kitchen, eating pancakes! 16. Glowing Miley View Photo This is an interesting Miley Cyrus photo. She put it on Instagram not long after she got released from the hospital. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Miley Cyrus in London View Photo Miley Cyrus does her thing in this photo. In other words: she sticks her tongue out. 18. Miley Cyrus is Silly View Photo Miley Cyrus likes to make silly faces. Take this photo on Instagram, for example. 19. Miley Cyrus in Ireland Bed View Photo Miley Cyrus posted this photo from Ireland. She described herself in it as “sad and cranky.” 20. Miley Cyrus Glam Selfie View Photo Miley Cyrus goes glam for this selfie. We’re not sure what’s up with her lips. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Miley Cyrus: Lighting Mouth View Photo No idea why Miley has lightning shooting from her mouth here. We’re sure it seemed really deep when she made it. 22. Miley Cyrus Joker Photo View Photo Miley looks unsettlingly like the Joker here. Why so serious? 23. Miley Cyrus Moon Eyes Photo View Photo We’re not sure what Miley is trying to say with this photo. Is she just trying to tell us how high she is? 24. Miley Cyrus Instagram Weirdness View Photo Just one of the many weird things Miley’s posted to Instagram. This girl is smoking some strong stuff. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Miley Cyrus Instagram Collage View Photo One of Miley’s werid Instagram posts. Actually, this is one of the more sane ones. 26. Miley Cyrus in Bra and Panties View Photo Oh, Miley Cyrus. The singer has posted this racy photo to her Instagram page. 27. Miley Cyrus, Topless Again View Photo Miley Cyrus is topless again. She posted this picture to Instagram in June 2014. 28. Miley… Dog… Shower View Photo It looks like Miley Cyrus is getting along well with her new dog, doesn’t it? The two poses here in the shower. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Miley Cyrus, Bare Back View Photo Miley Cyrus is topless in this Instagram photo. Some guys would likely want her to turn around. 30. Miley Cyrus Nude Instagram Pic View Photo Miley Cyrus is very much naked in this Instagram photo. It may be her most risque to date. 31. Miley Cyrus After a Shower View Photo Miley Cyrus loves to document her hygiene habits. She’s done so again in this Instagram photo. 32. Miley Cyrus Underwear Photo View Photo Miley Cyrus is apparently a fan of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Based on her underwear, at least. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Miley Cyrus Peeing View Photo Yup, this is a photo of Miley Cyrus peeing in the woods. We sort of wish she had not posted it on Instagram. 34. Miley Cyrus and Her Pig View Photo Miley Cyrus has a new pet. Say hello to Bubba Sue, an adorable piglet. 35. Miley and PIG View Photo Miley Cyrus hangs out here with her pig. She has name the animal PIG. 36. Miley Cyrus Acting Weird View Photo This is just Miley Cyrus being Miley Cyrus. What else is there to say? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Miley Cyrus with Pasties View Photo Miley Cyrus gives us an intimate look at her boobs in this Instagram photo. She’s sporting some pasties. 38. Miley Cyrus Naked in the Shower View Photo NSFW Alert! Miley Cyrus has shared a photo of herself naked in the shower for some reason. 39. Miley Cyrus Instagram Still View Photo Miley Cyrus just wants peace in the world. According to her face in this Instagram photo, that is. 40. Miley Goes Blonde View Photo Miley Cyrus has gone platinum. What do you think of this bold hair color decision? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 41. Miley as Elvis View Photo Miley Cyrus pays tribute to Elvis Presley in this Instagram photo. The late singer would have been 80 years old in January 2014. 42. Miley Cyrus Takes Vitamin View Photo Take your vitamins, people! That’s the message Miley Cyrus sends in this silly Instagram photo. 43. Miley Cyrus Masturbation Pic View Photo This is how Miley Cyrus claims you should keep the “haters” away. Just touch yourself, people! 44. Miley Cyrus Nude Photograph View Photo This Miley Cyrus nude photograph is the single raunchiest thing we’ve ever seen. Or close to it. At least from her. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 45. Miley Cyrus Nude Image View Photo Holy nudity! Miley Cyrus bares pretty much everything in this naked photo for V Magazine. 46. Miley Cyrus Nipples Slip View Photo Miley Cyrus’ nipples slip out of her bra … entirely by choice. Good stuff, Miles. Not trying too hard at all these days are you. 47. Miley Cyrus with a Blunt View Photo According to Miley Cyrus, this is the biggest blunt ever. She’s very excited to smoke it on Instagram. 48. Miley Cyrus Rolls a Joint View Photo Miley twists a jay in the studio. The photo was posted by Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 49. Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber Pic View Photo Miley posted a photo of herself groping Bieber on her Instagram page. Sadly, it’s just a fan-made edit. 50. Miley Cyrus: Dissing Selena? View Photo Is Miley Cyrus trolling Selena Gomez? She’s posing here on Instagram while holding a copy of the V issue which Selena covers. The End. Up Next: ” Miley Cyrus Instagram Photos .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
To say that Miley Cyrus fans are upset with her boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger over his alleged cheating may be the understatement of all time. Amid reports of Patrick Schwarzenegger cheating on Miley with a brunette at a beach party, some rabid Cyrus supporters have threatened to take him out. Miley’s legions of worshippers have been sending thousands of hate-filled tweets threatening to kill Patrick and burn down his pizza shop for good measure. Yes, Arnold’s eldest son apparently opened one of those pretty recently. One fan warned that it may be short-lived, telling him “you better run for your life when you come to LA” and “I hope your pizza place burns down.” Others cautioned him to “be ready for what’s about to come” while there were plenty of emojis of knives, bombs, piles of feces and the like. Natch. Another wondered even more bluntly, “Who’s gonna kill Patrick for us?” Patrick’s public assurances in light of the rumors that he did not cheat on Cyrus and would never do such a thing appear to have fallen on deaf ears. Perhaps it’s the photo of himself and the brunette (they look like they were flirting if nothing else), or the rumors that he cheated with Miley’s friend . Or the fact that his father cheated on his mother, Maria Shriver. One Miley fan even wrote, “You and your dad have a way of f–king good s–t up.” Yeah. It’s getting ugly online. The main takeaways from all this: People on social media are certifiably insane. Never, ever, ever cross Miley Cyrus though. Miley Cyrus Instagram Photos 1. Miley Cyrus Quacks Up View Photo Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction. 2. Miley Cyrus Hospital Pic View Photo Miley Cyrus suffered an allergic reaction to medication and was hospitalized in April 2014. But at least she was still able to snap some selfies. 3. Miley Cyrus in Hospital View Photo Miley Cyrus is in the hospital. She has an allergic reaction but will be just fine 4. Miley Cyrus Haircut Photo View Photo This is what it looks like when Miley Cyrus gets a haircut. Fascinating, isn’t it? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Totally Topless Miley Cyrus View Photo Miley Cyrus is very topless in this Instagram photo. At least she has strategically placed her arm in a certain spot, though. 6. Smooching Their Pooch View Photo Miley Cyrus and her sister lay a smooch on the former’s dog in this adorable Twit pic. Cute stuff. 7. Miley and Dog View Photo We send our thoughts to Miley Cyrus. Her dog Floyd passed away in the spring of 2014. 8. Miley Cyrus and Floyd View Photo Miley Cyrus cuddles up here with Floyd. The dog sadly died in Apri 2014. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Miley Cyrus Sunburn View Photo Miley Cyrus has had too much sun. She might wanna lookout for skin cancer. 10. Miley Cyrus Bikini Crotch View Photo Miley Cyrus doesn’t just pose here in a bikini. She does a crotch grab. 11. Miley Cyrus Joint Rolling View Photo This is your basic photo of Miley Cyrus rolling a joint. She very much likes to smoke marijuana. 12. Miley Cyrus Lip Tattoo View Photo Miley Cyrus rocks an eccentric tattoo in this photo. Are you digging it? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Miley Cyrus Sex Toy Pic View Photo Miley Cyrus poses here with a sex toy. Why? Because that’s how Miley Cyrus rolls. 14. Miley Cyrus Instagram Image View Photo We’re up close and very personal with Miley Cyrus in this photo. She’s singing into a microphone on Instagram. 15. Miley Cyrus with a Pancake View Photo Miley Cyrus is out of the hospital. And she’s into her kitchen, eating pancakes! 16. Glowing Miley View Photo This is an interesting Miley Cyrus photo. She put it on Instagram not long after she got released from the hospital. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Miley Cyrus in London View Photo Miley Cyrus does her thing in this photo. In other words: she sticks her tongue out. 18. Miley Cyrus is Silly View Photo Miley Cyrus likes to make silly faces. Take this photo on Instagram, for example. 19. Miley Cyrus in Ireland Bed View Photo Miley Cyrus posted this photo from Ireland. She described herself in it as “sad and cranky.” 20. Miley Cyrus Glam Selfie View Photo Miley Cyrus goes glam for this selfie. We’re not sure what’s up with her lips. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Miley Cyrus: Lighting Mouth View Photo No idea why Miley has lightning shooting from her mouth here. We’re sure it seemed really deep when she made it. 22. Miley Cyrus Joker Photo View Photo Miley looks unsettlingly like the Joker here. Why so serious? 23. Miley Cyrus Moon Eyes Photo View Photo We’re not sure what Miley is trying to say with this photo. Is she just trying to tell us how high she is? 24. Miley Cyrus Instagram Weirdness View Photo Just one of the many weird things Miley’s posted to Instagram. This girl is smoking some strong stuff. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Miley Cyrus Instagram Collage View Photo One of Miley’s werid Instagram posts. Actually, this is one of the more sane ones. 26. Miley Cyrus in Bra and Panties View Photo Oh, Miley Cyrus. The singer has posted this racy photo to her Instagram page. 27. Miley Cyrus, Topless Again View Photo Miley Cyrus is topless again. She posted this picture to Instagram in June 2014. 28. Miley… Dog… Shower View Photo It looks like Miley Cyrus is getting along well with her new dog, doesn’t it? The two poses here in the shower. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Miley Cyrus, Bare Back View Photo Miley Cyrus is topless in this Instagram photo. Some guys would likely want her to turn around. 30. Miley Cyrus Nude Instagram Pic View Photo Miley Cyrus is very much naked in this Instagram photo. It may be her most risque to date. 31. Miley Cyrus After a Shower View Photo Miley Cyrus loves to document her hygiene habits. She’s done so again in this Instagram photo. 32. Miley Cyrus Underwear Photo View Photo Miley Cyrus is apparently a fan of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Based on her underwear, at least. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Miley Cyrus Peeing View Photo Yup, this is a photo of Miley Cyrus peeing in the woods. We sort of wish she had not posted it on Instagram. 34. Miley Cyrus and Her Pig View Photo Miley Cyrus has a new pet. Say hello to Bubba Sue, an adorable piglet. 35. Miley and PIG View Photo Miley Cyrus hangs out here with her pig. She has name the animal PIG. 36. Miley Cyrus Acting Weird View Photo This is just Miley Cyrus being Miley Cyrus. What else is there to say? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Miley Cyrus with Pasties View Photo Miley Cyrus gives us an intimate look at her boobs in this Instagram photo. She’s sporting some pasties. 38. Miley Cyrus Naked in the Shower View Photo NSFW Alert! Miley Cyrus has shared a photo of herself naked in the shower for some reason. 39. Miley Cyrus Instagram Still View Photo Miley Cyrus just wants peace in the world. According to her face in this Instagram photo, that is. 40. Miley Goes Blonde View Photo Miley Cyrus has gone platinum. What do you think of this bold hair color decision? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 41. Miley as Elvis View Photo Miley Cyrus pays tribute to Elvis Presley in this Instagram photo. The late singer would have been 80 years old in January 2014. 42. Miley Cyrus Takes Vitamin View Photo Take your vitamins, people! That’s the message Miley Cyrus sends in this silly Instagram photo. 43. Miley Cyrus Masturbation Pic View Photo This is how Miley Cyrus claims you should keep the “haters” away. Just touch yourself, people! 44. Miley Cyrus Nude Photograph View Photo This Miley Cyrus nude photograph is the single raunchiest thing we’ve ever seen. Or close to it. At least from her. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 45. Miley Cyrus Nude Image View Photo Holy nudity! Miley Cyrus bares pretty much everything in this naked photo for V Magazine. 46. Miley Cyrus Nipples Slip View Photo Miley Cyrus’ nipples slip out of her bra … entirely by choice. Good stuff, Miles. Not trying too hard at all these days are you. 47. Miley Cyrus with a Blunt View Photo According to Miley Cyrus, this is the biggest blunt ever. She’s very excited to smoke it on Instagram. 48. Miley Cyrus Rolls a Joint View Photo Miley twists a jay in the studio. The photo was posted by Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 49. Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber Pic View Photo Miley posted a photo of herself groping Bieber on her Instagram page. Sadly, it’s just a fan-made edit. 50. Miley Cyrus: Dissing Selena? View Photo Is Miley Cyrus trolling Selena Gomez? She’s posing here on Instagram while holding a copy of the V issue which Selena covers. The End. Up Next: ” Miley Cyrus Instagram Photos .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
How quickly things change. Just a few days ago, the rumor mill was churning with talk of Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger getting married . Now, there’s chatter that the famous couple may split because Schwarzenegger may have cheated on Cyrus. Photos surfaced online yesterday of Schwarzenegger doing body shots off a bikini-clad young woman in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. At the Mango Deck Restaurant & Bar, the 21-year old is photographed very clearly with his arms around a brunette. She is wearing a black bikini and a “Kappa Kappa Gamma” sorority scarf around her head and she seems very comfortably cozying up to Schwarzenegger. But Patrick has taken to Twitter in order to explain why, insisting his actions are completely innocent. “Omg. It’s one of my best friends girlfriend…” the USC student wrote. “Would NEVER do anything against my GF….. Girls have guy friends and guys have friends that are girls..” Miley initially seemed distressed by the pictures, writing the following cryptic message on Instagram yesterday: “Surround yourself with people that reflect who you want to be and how you want to feel, energies are contagious.” But she then seemed to get over it in true, bizarre, difficult-to-comprehend Miley Cyrus-like fashion. “Da most biewteous thang in da whole wide world iz friendship. yiew choose dem outta all da billion trillion and beyond dey are da onez dat days seem toooo short with,” she wrote. Miley concluded: “Biewty is all around us and we izzzz so lucky to be on dis planet. (I mean seriously wtf are the chances we all meet da onez we love) Feeling supaaaa blisssssed or maybe I’m juzzzz stoned.” We’re gonna go out on a crazy limb and say it’s the latter. Miley Cyrus Baby Face Memes 1. Miley Crotch Grab No, Miley Cyrus. Just… no. Why did you make us look at this? 2. YIKES! Thanks a lot, Miley Cyrus. This edited image will forever be scarred into our memories now. 3. Scary Miley Photo Miley Cyrus Photoshopped this image herself. It will haunt our nightmares forever and ever. 4. Baby Miley Twerks This was gross enough when 21-year old Miley did it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Wrecking Ball Redo Because it wasn’t disturbing enough when the adult Miley Cyrus grabbed her boobs in this video… 6. Baby Miley and Madonna Baby Miley Cyrus does not look thrilled to be singing here alongside Madonna. We feel her pain. 7. Baby with a Butt It’s okay to be freaked out by this Miley Cyrus meme, right? Because we are totally freaked out by it. The End. Up Next: ” Miley Cyrus Baby Face Memes .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
How quickly things change. Just a few days ago, the rumor mill was churning with talk of Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger getting married . Now, there’s chatter that the famous couple may split because Schwarzenegger may have cheated on Cyrus. Photos surfaced online yesterday of Schwarzenegger doing body shots off a bikini-clad young woman in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. At the Mango Deck Restaurant & Bar, the 21-year old is photographed very clearly with his arms around a brunette. She is wearing a black bikini and a “Kappa Kappa Gamma” sorority scarf around her head and she seems very comfortably cozying up to Schwarzenegger. But Patrick has taken to Twitter in order to explain why, insisting his actions are completely innocent. “Omg. It’s one of my best friends girlfriend…” the USC student wrote. “Would NEVER do anything against my GF….. Girls have guy friends and guys have friends that are girls..” Miley initially seemed distressed by the pictures, writing the following cryptic message on Instagram yesterday: “Surround yourself with people that reflect who you want to be and how you want to feel, energies are contagious.” But she then seemed to get over it in true, bizarre, difficult-to-comprehend Miley Cyrus-like fashion. “Da most biewteous thang in da whole wide world iz friendship. yiew choose dem outta all da billion trillion and beyond dey are da onez dat days seem toooo short with,” she wrote. Miley concluded: “Biewty is all around us and we izzzz so lucky to be on dis planet. (I mean seriously wtf are the chances we all meet da onez we love) Feeling supaaaa blisssssed or maybe I’m juzzzz stoned.” We’re gonna go out on a crazy limb and say it’s the latter. Miley Cyrus Baby Face Memes 1. Miley Crotch Grab No, Miley Cyrus. Just… no. Why did you make us look at this? 2. YIKES! Thanks a lot, Miley Cyrus. This edited image will forever be scarred into our memories now. 3. Scary Miley Photo Miley Cyrus Photoshopped this image herself. It will haunt our nightmares forever and ever. 4. Baby Miley Twerks This was gross enough when 21-year old Miley did it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Wrecking Ball Redo Because it wasn’t disturbing enough when the adult Miley Cyrus grabbed her boobs in this video… 6. Baby Miley and Madonna Baby Miley Cyrus does not look thrilled to be singing here alongside Madonna. We feel her pain. 7. Baby with a Butt It’s okay to be freaked out by this Miley Cyrus meme, right? Because we are totally freaked out by it. The End. Up Next: ” Miley Cyrus Baby Face Memes .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
