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Rachel Bilson Lower Leg of the Day

Rachel Bilson was way more interesting when she was boring in a relationship cuz I could blame Star Wars for trapping her in some insanity that is my imagination…It entertained me when she escaped him to go back to LA to focus on her career in some hiking through the Siberian mountains for months to escape Russian communist rule shit…but it turns out she’s just as boring without him…leading me to think he’s not the problem, sure he’s a clown, but clowns are kinda funny if you’re not scared of them cuz one molested you as a child…she’s the problem and a boring bitch can never quite be saved… Here are her ankles, cuz like a muslim man, sometimes that’s all it takes to get me going and I figure at least one of you is out there like me.

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Rachel Bilson Lower Leg of the Day

Rachel Bilson Lower Leg of the Day

Rachel Bilson was way more interesting when she was boring in a relationship cuz I could blame Star Wars for trapping her in some insanity that is my imagination…It entertained me when she escaped him to go back to LA to focus on her career in some hiking through the Siberian mountains for months to escape Russian communist rule shit…but it turns out she’s just as boring without him…leading me to think he’s not the problem, sure he’s a clown, but clowns are kinda funny if you’re not scared of them cuz one molested you as a child…she’s the problem and a boring bitch can never quite be saved… Here are her ankles, cuz like a muslim man, sometimes that’s all it takes to get me going and I figure at least one of you is out there like me.

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Kendra Is Lesbian Lovin’ In New Sex Tape!

Another day, another sex tape: Kendra Wilkinson is proof that the past is never buried — when it’s on video. A new sex tape featuring Kendra with a girlfriend is on its way to being sold publicly, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. Less than a year after Kendra’s home-made sex tape with an ex boyfriend became an instant $ucce$$, the ex-Girl Next Door is starring with another girl in a tape shot approximately the same time at the first one. “Kendra has sex in the video with Taryn Ryan,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “They were friends and were hanging out together, with their boyfriends. “It’s a long tape, about 45 minutes. And there is nothing left to the imagination.” Ironically, the tape was shot by Justin Frye, Kendra’s ex boyfriend and partner in last year’s sex tape. Justin shot hours of tapes of Kendra having sex and last year Vivid had a huge hit with the first release. Now the details are being worked out for the release of the new tape. And although Kendra publicly assailed the release of the first sex tape, as RadarOnline.com exclusively reported she secretly signed off on the deal and received a hefty payday. Read More At Radaronline

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Shakira Shakes Her Sexy Booty

I get that pictures of a hottie like Shakira shaking her ass during a concert aren’t exactly as exciting as seeing her actually shake her ass in person, but it’s going to have to do for now. Use your imagination, that’s what I’ve been doing for the last twenty-five minutes. Only in my mind she’s not wearing those silly pants, she’s dressed as a Playboy bunny and she’s serving me a delicious cocktail while she shakes her little rabbit tail for me. Good times.

Mena Suvari Makes Some Sexy Faces

I wish I could say that I had pictures of Mena Suvari’s tight little body hanging out in something revealing, but I don’t so you’re going to have to use your imagination a little today. Here she is at the premiere of some new crappy TV show the other day trying her best to give us some sexy looks. Does she even do any acting anymore? I’m guessing it’s all straight to DVD garbage. Anyhow, she’s wearing some nice painted on jeans…. That’s all I’ve got.

Shakira Shakes Her Money Maker

I feel like I’ve seen these pictures of Colombian hottie Shakira shaking her ass on stage in a tight pair of pants before, but I really can’t be bothered to check. Anyhow, I guess video would have been better, but I’m far too lazy to find that kind of thing so you’ll just have to use your imagination. It looks like her boots and pants are all one piece. Awesome. I should invite her over to mother’s place, she’s got a strict ‘no boots allowed in the house’ policy.

Gift Guide: Which Good Boy or Girl Will Get Lee Harvey Oswald’s Coffin?

With few exceptions , this year’s Movieline Gift Guide has emphasized largesse of the imagination over that of the wallet. But the rare occasion to combine both — along with a devout interest in only the most macabre U.S. history — proves even more irresistible. With this in mind, anyone up for buying Lee Harvey Oswald’s original casket?

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Kim Kardashian Flashes Her Talents

Kim Kardashian may not be known for her talents in the chesticular arts, but I for one think they they are often over looked. Here are her big friends stuffed nicely into a tight dress that leaves nothing to the imagination. I never really understood that expression, there are things happening to Kim in my imagination right now that I wouldn’t even tell my therapist. So naughty. And I’ve been working with him for fourteen years.

Jeremih And 50 Cent ‘Keep It Real Sexy’ In ‘Down On Me’ Video

‘We got a lot of sexy ladies, kept it classy,’ the ‘Birthday Sex’ singer tells MTV News on video set. By Jayson Rodriguez, with reporting by Matt Elias 50 Cent and Jeremih on the set of their video for “Down On Me” Photo: MTV News When Jeremih returned with his sophomore effort All About You, the “Birthday Sex” singer wanted the set to feel familiar to fans and echo the notes he struck on his debut. Now, for his latest single “Down on Me,” Jeremih wants the video to match the song’s sultry feel. “The song itself is definitely for the clubs. We wanted to keep it real sexy for the ladies,” he told MTV News. “As an artist, there’s nothing like hearing your record in the club. The visual, we wanted to make sure when you see the video in the club, it portrays that message. So we got a lot of sexy ladies, kept it classy. … It’s going down.” 50 Cent lends his vocals to the track, and the G-Unit boss reiterated Jeremih’s claims. “It’s a pleasure to hear great music after you finished in the studio,” he explained. “Then you use your imagination and wonder how people are gonna embrace it. “Me, I got a different approach,” the rapper continued. “I’ll be like, ‘Ah, man, when n—as hear this, they gonna be sick. I’m back, baby!’ ” “Down on Me” is Jeremih’s second single from All About You, following the slow-burning “I Like.” The new song received a boost from 50 spoofing the track during an appearance on Chelsea Hander’s late-night show; the rapper appeared with YouTube star Keenan Cahill and lampooned the song in a bit that became a viral hit. What do you think about Jeremih’s new song? Let us know in the comments! Related Videos MTV News Extended Play: 50 Cent And Jeremih Related Artists 50 Cent Jeremih

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