I am proud to announce that Gawker.com has hired a new columnist: really fucking good guitar player , digital cleanser and chronic masturbator John Mayer . I know it’s true because I read it on the internet. It is tough to sympathize too much with the pampered, entitled life of a celebrity
When Brittany Murphy married Simon Monjack in May 2007, few had heard of the guy, and those who had generally didn’t have very positive things to say. They seemed happy throughout their low-profile marriage.
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Yesterday, Spencer Pratt issued a Twitter challenge to his followers: Send in what you think the cover of his first single, “I’m a Celebrity,” should look like. What you see below is not the real cover (check out his Twitter for that). But we think the one we made is a fitting tribute to the man’s unique greatness …
According to reports, Brittany Murphy was fired from an upcoming film that was shooting in Puerto Rico for being difficult on set and a detriment to production. We’re not sure which film, but Murphy’s IMDB profile indicates that this film may have been The Caller, which also stars True Blood cast member Stephen Moyer. It took about 15 seconds for Brittany to be replaced, too.
I had never heard of either of these whores before today, but I figured since they were getting topless on TV shows that I’ve never heard of becuase they are spin-offs of movies that won an Academy Award called Crash because it touched on racism and LA that I’ve never seen because I just asshumed some asshole greased the Academy with either money or bribes that would ruin some of the judges lives or some shit…is worth noticing…because tits on TV is a relatively new concept that I’d like to see stick around, because I remember a time Dennis Franz from NYPD Blue’s bare ass got fucking censored and was consider too explicit despite being totally offensive…and because I love seeing bottom feeding actresses who I know would rather stay clothed but need work so they get naked… Either way, it turns out that one of these bitches is named Jenny Mollen and she is married to Jason Biggs. She was on a show called Angel, so you virgins are probably excited that the man who taught you it was okay to fuck pies is married to a girl you used to think about when fucking those pies….I guess she’s trying to pave her own way and make her own money because the idea of letting Jason Biggs get her pregnant scares her as it is not part of the get famous quick plan that marrying him was a huge part of…or maybe it is real love and he’s broke from burning all his American Pie money on Horseracing and bootlegging liquor. Who really gives a fuck…I know I don’t… The other bitch is named Ellen Woglom chick is a solid 10 years younger than Mrs Biggs
MOVIE BUZZ : So the kid who plays Max in Where The Wild Things Are : his real name is Max Records. I've been reading We Love You So religiously and for some reason didn't believe that was his actual name? And from IMDB: “At the age of 8, he led a protest for vegetarian options at his school cafeteria.” Max Records, coolest kid ever
MOVIE BUZZ : Everyone's searching for the big surprise cameo in Zombieland , the zombie (duh) movie coming out Friday that you should see unless you hate fun. This post will SPOIL it.
TV BUZZ : Meet the 9-year-old who plays Sally Draper! She gave an interview on the AMC website, and it's incredibly charming, even if her publicist wrote it. I choose to believe otherwise