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Lance Armstrong Dodgeball Cameo Looks Pathetic After NY Times Doping Report

I woke up today to the New York Times’   eye-opening page-one report  on Lance Armstrong’s role in the U.S. Postal Service cycling team’s doping conspiracy, and, after finishing Juliet Macur’s excellent story, I couldn’t help thinking that the disgraced Tour de France winner, who’s been stripped of his seven titles, should have made a very different cameo in Rawson Marshall Thurber’s  Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story . If it’s been a while since you’ve seen this 2004 laugh riot — one of my favorite comedies of the last 10 years — Armstrong has a small but pivotal role in the movie in which he inspires Vince Vaughn’s character Peter La Fleur to go back and continue fighting for the Average Joe’s dodgeball team that he has abandoned. According to IMDB.com , this is how the exchange goes: Lance Armstrong:  Hey, aren’t you Peter La Fleur? Peter La Fleur:  Lance Armstrong! Armstrong: Yeah, that’s me. But I’m a big fan of yours. La Fleur:  Really? Armstrong:  Yeah, I’ve been watching the dodgeball tournament on the Ocho. ESPN 8. I just can’t get enough of it. But, good luck in the tournament. I’m really pulling for you against those jerks from Globo Gym. I think you better hurry up or you’re gonna be late. La Fleur:  Uh, actually I decided to quit… Lance. Armstrong:  Quit? You know, once I was thinking about quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer, all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I’m sure you have a good reason to quit. So what are you dying from that’s keeping you from the finals? La Fleur:  Right now it feels a little bit like… shame. Armstrong:  Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, they wouldn’t have anything to regret for the rest of their life. But good luck to you Peter. I’m sure this decision won’t haunt you forever. That dialogue now seems empty and sad in light of the Times report that “hundreds of pages of eyewitness testimony from teammates, e-mail correspondence, financial records and laboratory analyses released by the United States Anti-Doping Agency”  paint “a picture of Armstrong as an infamous cheat, a defiant liar and a bully who pushed others to cheat with him so he could succeed, or be vanquished.” In light of the Anti-Doping Agency’s information, Armstrong would have been truer to himself if he’d made a cameo in support of  “those jerks from Globo Gym.” [ New York Times ] Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.  

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Tony Scott Apparently Had Inoperable Brain Cancer

Tony Scott apparently had been diagnosed with inoperable brain cancer, preliminary reports have said. The Top Gun director died Sunday after jumping from a bridge in near Los Angeles. A source close to Scott, who also directed Days of Thunder and Crimson Tide told ABC News that the British-born filmmaker had the debilitating disease. Scott, 68, left several notes to loved ones in his car, according to the Associated Press. “I can confirm that Tony Scott has passed away. The family asks that their privacy is respected at this time,” Scott’s spokesman, Simon Halls, said in a statement, according to the AP. Scott’s body was found about 3pm Sunday. He had apparently jumped from the Vincent Thomas Bridge in the city’s harbor in San Pedro. Tony Scott was the younger brother of producer and director Ridley Scott. Their production company, Scott Free Productions produced CBS dramas NUMB3RS and The Good Wife . Prometheus was the latest to hail from their joint company. Fellow director Ron Howard tweeted Sunday: “No more Tony Scott movies. Tragic day.” Scott is survived by his wife Donna and their twin sons. [ Source: ABC News ]

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Tony Scott Apparently Had Inoperable Brain Cancer

Tony Scott Apparently Had Inoperable Brain Cancer

Tony Scott apparently had been diagnosed with inoperable brain cancer, preliminary reports have said. The Top Gun director died Sunday after jumping from a bridge in near Los Angeles. A source close to Scott, who also directed Days of Thunder and Crimson Tide told ABC News that the British-born filmmaker had the debilitating disease. Scott, 68, left several notes to loved ones in his car, according to the Associated Press. “I can confirm that Tony Scott has passed away. The family asks that their privacy is respected at this time,” Scott’s spokesman, Simon Halls, said in a statement, according to the AP. Scott’s body was found about 3pm Sunday. He had apparently jumped from the Vincent Thomas Bridge in the city’s harbor in San Pedro. Tony Scott was the younger brother of producer and director Ridley Scott. Their production company, Scott Free Productions produced CBS dramas NUMB3RS and The Good Wife . Prometheus was the latest to hail from their joint company. Fellow director Ron Howard tweeted Sunday: “No more Tony Scott movies. Tragic day.” Scott is survived by his wife Donna and their twin sons. [ Source: ABC News ]

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Miss Karen Allen? (We Do!) Check Her Out Off Broadway This Fall In A Summer Day

The last time Karen Allen was onscreen, according to IMDB.com, was back in 2010 in White Irish Drinkers , and, if like me, you miss her soulful presence at the cineplex, it’s time to start planning a trip to New York City in October. Rattlestick Playwrights Theater Artistic Director David Van Asselt and Managing Director Brian Long announced on Monday that Allen will star in the American premiere of Norwegian playwright Jon Fosse’s Summer Day this fall. Sarah Cameron Sunde will translate and direct the play. In its announcement, Rattlestick described Fosse’s play as a “deep meditation on the nature of loss” that is set in two time periods in the same idyllic house. According to the theater company, “a visit to an old friend sparks the memory of a similar visit years earlier.” Allen, who stole hearts and scenes with her wide-eyed performances in Animal House and Raiders of the Lost Ark made her Broadway debut in the early 1980s where she played Helen Keller in William Gibson’s Monday After The Miracle . In 1983, she won a Theatre World Award for her performance. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.

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Miss Karen Allen? (We Do!) Check Her Out Off Broadway This Fall In A Summer Day

The last time Karen Allen was onscreen, according to IMDB.com, was back in 2010 in White Irish Drinkers , and, if like me, you miss her soulful presence at the cineplex, it’s time to start planning a trip to New York City in October. Rattlestick Playwrights Theater Artistic Director David Van Asselt and Managing Director Brian Long announced on Monday that Allen will star in the American premiere of Norwegian playwright Jon Fosse’s Summer Day this fall. Sarah Cameron Sunde will translate and direct the play. In its announcement, Rattlestick described Fosse’s play as a “deep meditation on the nature of loss” that is set in two time periods in the same idyllic house. According to the theater company, “a visit to an old friend sparks the memory of a similar visit years earlier.” Allen, who stole hearts and scenes with her wide-eyed performances in Animal House and Raiders of the Lost Ark made her Broadway debut in the early 1980s where she played Helen Keller in William Gibson’s Monday After The Miracle . In 1983, she won a Theatre World Award for her performance. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.

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Lauren Stoner’s Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Lauren Stoner is some HOT ASS from Miami who has done pretty much nothing but real low level Miami based acting jobs….leading to her very own IMDB page….even though her most substantial contribution to the world was FLASHING HER FUCKING TITS WHILE TANNING ……because she’s got an amazing fucking body, and famous or not, that’s all that fucking matters in a bitch….who cares what shows she’s been on, or if she’s got money or a career, all I care about is staring at her, and knowing her desperation to become famous, you know desperate enough to become friends with the paparazzi….and getting half naked as much as possible for them to put her pics on blast, cuz blogs will write about a bitch under those circumstances….desperation is always hot….even when it is for oxygen….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Nina Agdal in Her Bikini of the Day

Nina Agdal is some model represented by ELITE , who is pretty fucking hot and was in this year’s SI Swimsuit….but who s now in her own swimsuit….on the beach for the paparazzi…wearing a bikini the way it is supposed to be worn…because she’s the professional…unlike all those other amateur hacks you see on the beach who don’t get paid to be in a bikini that you’d still fuck….even if they aren’t as exclusive, rich, successful, hot a pussy as this Nina bitch….it’s that modeling contract…it makes all the fucking difference when grading a cunt. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lauren Stoner’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Lauren Stoner is a hot body from Miami who is probably in Miami in these pictures taking in all the attention she can since that paparazzi is there in full force for WMC…..you know to capture the real DJ sluts that are actually famous….like Doutzen Kroes….and not these club kids with a shitty fucking resume and IMDB….who are trying to get famous….and who have really hot bodies that I wouldn’t mind if they were famous…although watching her struggle, gasping for air, like a fish out of water, pulling all stunts she can…..is a lot more enjoyable….even if I know if she does get famous she’ll only be cast to play the naked chicks….which is part of the reason she works out, starves herself, gets in front of the camera and most importantly…got implants… Who cares she’s hot enough for me to notice…. ESPECIALLY WHEN TANNING TOPLESS …you see cuz of that whole wearing a bikini dominating everything else about her. To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Guess the Most In-Demand Actor in Hollywood

Everyone is familiar with that special breed of screen performer whose names are associated with not only longevity, but also ubiquity. Gene Hackman reigned among this class for much of the last few decades, his title soon overtaken by Michael Caine, Samuel L. Jackson, Nicolas Cage and others who’ve shown a willingness to earn paychecks in everything from Oscar bait to glorified grindhouse fare. Yet another thespian exceeds them all in output, not only with an impressive slate of completed work but also a calendar-busting array of upcoming projects. Just who is the most in-demand player in Hollywood? It might come as a surprise, but by all appearances Danny Trejo holds that title. The character actor has achieved something close to omnipresence in recent years; so saturated are movies with Trejo’s image that you can almost overlook his appearance while watching one of his many films. Much of this has to do with the fact that, despite the former boxer and ex-con’s dependable ruffian visage, he has assembled an impressively varied resume relying on both gritty roles in direct-to-rental genre pulp and such diverse mainstream titles as The Muppets , A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas , and Spy Kids 4D — to say nothing of his frequent television work. And with news this week of Trejo and director Robert Rodriguez’s Machete Kills shooting next month, the actor’s profile will only broaden from here. Using the comprehensive (if admittedly unreliable) IMDB Pro as a launching pad, I went about separating the real Trejo wheat from the development chaff for one of the most robust slates anyone has achieved in a generation: COMPLETED Sushi Girl (the role of Schlomo): A man is released from jail after six years and has a celebratory sushi dinner with the rest of crew, eating sushi off of a naked girl who is supposed to be oblivious as they try to reclaim their loot. Haunted High (The Janitor): A New England private academy finds itself with a demonic headmaster, while the janitor is also the enforcement guardian of the school. (SyFy original movie) Counterpunch (Manny Navarro): A bipolar boxer from Miami tries to win the Golden Gloves championship, with the help of his counselor. Amelia’s 25th (Don Javier): A young actress has a midlife crisis the day she turns twenty five in Los Angeles. IN THE CAN/POST-PRODUCTION Bro’ (Gilbert): A college student gets involved in the wild partying lifestyle of a professional motocross racer. Skinny Dip (El Tigre): A grindhouse offering about a young woman (played by Sasha Grey) who, following the death of her boyfriend, dresses as a cop and takes on the role of a vigilante. The Cloth (Father Connely): Centering on a secret order of the Catholic Church formed to deal with a rise in demonic possessions. Pendejo (Pedro): A rich playboy is forced by his father into the lowest position of a company he technically owns. Alcatraz Prison Escape: Deathbed Confession (Narrator): The true story of what happened to the only escapees from Alcatraz prison. Strike One (Manny Garcia): A young boy in a gang-infested neighborhood has a former-gang-member uncle as a role model. The Insomniac (Jairo Torres): Following a break-in at his home a man develops insomnia and comes to learn the people he knows cannot be trusted. Death Race: Inferno (Goldberg): Trejo reprises his role from the first sequel of the remake. And that’s not all: Add to this glut an array of other “announced” projects in various stages of development, and Trejo may ultimately be involved with nearly two dozen titles over the next 12 months. Among those titles with the actor attached — but which remain unconfirmed and/or unproduced as of this writing — include Five Thirteen , Dead in Tombstone , Left Turn , Human Factor , Badass , Vengeance , Tarantula and Raggedy Anne . And of course there’s Machete Kills , shooting in April. At that rate Trejo could turn down half his roles and Burbank would experience a barista shortage from the bulk of actors who finally are able to find work. Brad Slager has written about movies and entertainment for Film Threat, Mediaite, and is a columnist at CHUD.com . His less insightful impressions on entertainment can be found on Twitter .

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Cinemax Femmes Fatales in Bikinis of the Day

Here’s the cast of a show I’ve never heard of on set in bikinis…apparently it is on Cinemax and by the looks of it…it seems very top notch in terms of concept, quality, writing, and acting…as long as your gauge of top notch is how hard a bitch’s nipples get…because as long as you can mute the shit…I’m all for half nakedness…even if it is the most basic, low grade shit you can produce….it’s still got value to some of us…mainly me….cuz I’m a pervert….addicted to bikini pics of bitches I don’t know…and I blame facebook for that fetish….cuz I’m sure my facebook has people more famous than this….

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