Let us be clear: We do not think that apartment buildings catching on fire is a good source of comedic material. There's almost nothing funny about what happened to an apartment complex recently in Tulsa, Oklahoma, considering the fire that engulfed this building left over 100 people without power or heat. Still, for those who like to find a silver lining whenever possible, we direct you to the video below. It features a woman named Michelle Dobyne. She had an apartment in said complex and she is explaining to Oklahoma News on 6 just what happened and how she's standing there safely. “Aw, man, the building is on fire,” Dobyne said on live TV, explaining how she was told about the impending disaster and adding: “I said 'No, what?' I got my three kids and we bounced out. Nuh-uh, we ain't gon be in no fire. Not today.” Damn straight, Michelle! You tell 'em! The following footage is reminding many of Kimberly “Sweet Brown” Wilkins, who went viral in 2012 after she recounted her experience with a fire, which turned into a full-blown meme with the line, “ain't nobody got time for that.” So keep your eye on Michelle Dobyne, people. She may be coming once again to a computer screen near you.
Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican bitch who doesn’t look like any Mexican bitch I’ve ever seen…but I guess in my defence, I just assume all Mexican bitches look like the neckless chamber maids at hotels across Americas…at least when not working at the local Mexican restaurant making corn tortillas… Apparently Eiza Gonzalez was famous in Mexico as a singer and actress, and in efforts to be like Sofia Vergara, decided that America in all their PC glory, wound need a Mexican to relate to their ever growing Mexican Audience…you know because they can’t just keep producing content for white people, it isn’t inclusive or what America about…despite what Trump is telling you… As a self hating Mexican Canadian, when I see girls like this, who are Mexican…it gives me hope of our impending takover funded by billions of dollars in drug money just as soon as our army has infiltrated your borders.. Either Eiza Gonzalez … she’s really something….and can be found on TV because when you’re hot, rich and have something marketable, like that you’re Mexican…you can Eva Longoria yourself just fine….Hollywood is easy to crack. The post Eiza Gonzalez is Good of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Teyana Taylor‘s regal baby shower turned into an engagement party last night. Teyana and her NBA beau Iman Shumpert were celebrating the impending arrival of their child at the Museum of Contemporary Art in Cleveland on Saturday, when he added a whole new layer to the celebration. The proud dad-to-be took a moment during the […]
Kim celebrated her impending new baby with all of her sisters, including Khloe, who took a break from being by Lamar’s side to join in the low-key fun.
Now that Joan Rivers’ cause of death has been determined, the world can stop focusing on the events of her final days and get back to the lifetime of work that made her a household name for generations. Joan Rivers Photos: One of a Kind 1. R.I.P. Joan Rivers (1933-2014) R.I.P. Joan Rivers (1933-2014). She will never be forgotten. Joan was frequently brilliant, but just as often scathing, brutal, and relentless in her assessments of other celebs. From claiming Kristen Stewart slept her way to fame to accusing Miley Cyrus of incest , Joan never seemed to hold anything back, but now sources close to the legendary comic are claiming that she saved her best (and the worst) for last. “Joan requested that after she is gone, her personal diaries be turned into a book,” a source tells Radar Online. “The problem is, they are having a hard time shopping it around because of how over-the-top defamatory it is.” “Joan bashes celebrities and politicians in first-hand accounts throughout her life. Among her biggest revelations is that President Obama is gay, which is something she joked about while she was alive.” Wow…Well, if that’s the sort of thing her people are offering as a preview, we can only imagine the kind of revelations that are found throughout the rest of the book. Naturally, whoever publishes the book is certain to face a barrage of lawsuits, which is probably exactly why Joan requested that it not be published until after she was dead. She may have come off as entirely unfiltered, but Rivers also knew how to avoid unnecessary trouble. The book seems certain to be published at some point, at which time, Joan will be defended by a bunch of lawyers she’s probably never met and she’ll anger a slew of celebs who have no one left to rail at. Surely, that’s a last laugh the legendary comic has had in mind for years. 9 Hilarious Joan Rivers Moments 1. Joan Hosts the Tonight Show Joan was a frequent guest and fill-in host on Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show. She and Carson never spoke again after she launched a rival late night show.
Sam Lutfi, Amanda Bynes’ friend and Britney Spears’ former “manager,” is defending his “work” with the stars in a bizarre open letter that has Spears’ camp on high alert. Lutfi writes on XOJane (dot) com that so many of the things written about his relationships with troubled celebrities like those two are mere misconceptions. “I’ve worked in Hollywood for a long time,” says Lutfi, who was instrumental in getting Amanda Bynes placed under a 5150 hold earlier this month. “I am a problem solver, and I care about helping people get out of what may seem like some of their more difficult places in life,” writes the mysterious character. “Over the years these experiences have led me to see what happens when too much fame and too much money can sometimes get the best of celebrities.” This, Sam Lutfi says, is “why you have seen me associated with some of the more famous celebrities when they are in their most trying hours.” Britney Spears, Amanda Bynes and Courtney Love are among those he name-checks, and Britney’s team is none too pleased about that reference. Calling Sam’s letter “disgusting and appalling” an insider said he’s “obsessed with Britney, and is one of the main reasons why Britney has a bodyguard around the clock!” “Britney’s dad, Jamie, won’t take chances when it comes to Sam; Jamie believes that given the opportunity, Sam would try to worm his way back into Britney’s life again.” “Her life was in shambles when Sam was with her. Inviting photographers into her house so they could get to know Britney as a person … who does that?” “Someone who wants to be a celebrity.” 53 Hottest Britney Spears Photos of ALL TIME 1. Britney Spears Bikini Wallpaper Most people can only fantasize about Britney Spears with wallpaper like this. David Lucado could wallpaper himself with Britney’s body and he let it slip away. In recent weeks, Lutfi had insinuated himself into Amanda Bynes’ inner circle, six and a half years after Spears’ camp cut him off and most people forgot about him. “All I can tell you is that Amanda is getting the help that she needs and that I am working closely with her and her family,” he says of his latest project. He wants to “move on from the tabloid sensationalism of her ‘breakdown’ and concentrate on what a rare, talented young woman she has always been and continues to be.” Bynes, though, has grown increasingly wary of his motives as well . To hear Spears’ camp tell it, they are smart to keep him at arms length and then some: “If Sam did indeed have nothing but the best intentions, why does he need go public with it? Just look at the creepy pictures Sam posted in the XOJane story with celebrities.” “It seems like he’s trying to prove he’s an A-lister. What is his job exactly? Sam says he has worked in Hollywood for years, but in what capacity?” “During Sam’s libel and defamation lawsuit against the Spears family, he admits he has had no professional work in Hollywood that paid him more than $10,000.” The mystery deepens. But we’d sure as heck stay away from this dude if we were you, or any celebrity going through a tough time, or a great time. Just steer clear is the point. 45 Seriously OMG WTF Amanda Bynes Photos 1. Amanda Bynes is Dope Amanda Bynes thinks she is dope. The actress has posted this photo to Twitter.
Mike Sobel is the weatherman for the Global Edmonton Morning News. And he came up with what seemed like a perfectly innocent and adorable idea for a live television segment last week: Why not relay the impending weather to viewers while hanging out on set with Ripple, a brindle mastiff mix. But Sobel quickly learned why this wasn’t exactly the best idea: Ripple doesn’t like to sit or stand still. He does like, however, to eat through his leash and jump up on the nearest human. Dog Attacks Weatherman on Live TV You’ve gotta love live television, don’t you? And at least Sobel can find solace in the fact that he isn’t alone when it comes to on-air reporter snafus. Remember the reporter who thought Samuel L. Jackson was Laurence Fishburne ? Or the reporter who was robbed while reporting on a robbery?!? Relive some of the most awkward moments in news history here: 27 Hilariously Awesome Moments in News 1. Jim Cantore Knees College Kid on Camera The Weather Channel’s Jim Cantore, reporting live from the site of crazy weather as he always does, beats back a college kid’s attempt to video bomb him.
A new report indicates that Phaedra Parks will divorce her incarcerated husband Apollo Nipa, and plans to serve him with divorce papers in prison. Days after he started his lengthy prison sentence for bank and wire fraud at FMC Lexington prison in Kentucky, Apollo can now look forward to a rude awakening. Well, he’s probably already had that. It’s prison, after all. But Phaedra’s divorce filing is about to hit him where it hurts, and there’s nothing he can do about it. “Phaedra’s starting the divorce process all on her own,” a Parks source, says, noting that the Atlanta lawyer has “already drawn up papers herself.” That’s not to say that Apollo plans on going down quietly, despite his felonious ways. He’s reportedly planned a preemptive prison strike of his own. “He wants to write a tell-all book while he’s in there,” a Nida insider dishes. Hopefully, he takes some writing and reading lasses prior to that, as Apollo Nida’s prison video message shows us that he doesn’t know what “asunder” means. Nida, it’s been said, “wants to reveal shocking secrets about what led him to prison, and about Phaedra and their relationship. Nothing will be off-limits!” Like whether or not he lied about sexting Kenya Moore , for example? It’s unclear, but he’s looking at an eight-YEAR stint at Club Fed, so the failed white collar crook will have time to cover a great deal once he learns some big words. Good times in the penal system. Apollo Nida Photos: From Bravo to the Big House 1. Apollo Nida Gives Up Apollo Nida is about to go asunder. As in to prison. Nida apparently filmed some scenes for the duo’s reality show before briefly going AWOL and then reporting to prison, so that should be interesting. At this point we have no idea what will be shown and what won’t, and what’s fact or fiction regarding the 48 hours before his sentence officially began. We’ll have to watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online to find out, and you can bet it will be explosive in any case. Nida’s a head case as it is. Him going to prison? Look out!
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