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Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Fill the Void

Ever since Victoria Beckham had her implants removed or reduced to become a supermodel (How’s that working out for you?), I’ve been looking for a replacement hottie for the position of weirdest most lovable funbags. Luckily Audrina Patridge and her sweet implants seem to have step up to fill the position. Although I am still taking applications, send me your pictures. Anyhow, here she is out the other night with her wonky boobies doing what she does best, giving me the lazy eye while I stare at her boobs. Good times.

Kelly Rowland Implants in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder how much Kelly Rowland resents Beyonce for leaving her behind and running off with her own solo career, because Beyonce is an ego and didn’t like sharing the stage with the other girls. Sure, Kelly Rowland made a ton of money, doesn’t have to work ever again, but you know how people are, they always want what they don’t have, and don’t appreciate what they do have, so everytime Beyonce’s name comes up, her insides just cry, leaving her with little else to do but spend her time getting implants and walking around on the beach, hoping that a rapper will miraculously sweep her off her feet and give her work like she was Rihanna, but I think it’s safe to assume standing under the sun is the only shine this popstar will ever get again…and here are the pics… Here she is in some one-piece…. Pics via Fame

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Kate Hudson Shows Off Some Tit on Set of the Day

Here’s a bitch who is only famous because her mother and stepfather and all their friends are….She is known for her ass, because she never really had tits, so we needed something to focus on when jerking off to her cuz she was in all the movies and we like to give all actresses their fair chance in making us cum, but now she’s suddenly got enough tit to fill out whatever lingerie shit this is she’s wearing as a shirt…and I guess when you keep your implants subtle they aren’t as offensive as the gutter stripper down the street and you’re just trying to make up for all those self-conscious flat chested years….. If you like Kate Hudson, here are some pictures that you probably saw the other day of Alba grabbing her cunt…probably because they are in a movie together and trying to get noticed…but really seeing two moms trying to be sexy always ends in a trying too hard cuz we all know your pussy blows in the wind disaster…. Pics via Fame Pics via Bauer

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Shauna Sands Clown Tits of the Day

Shauna Sand is the kind of clown you hire for birthday parties, just not kids birthday parties, because her tricks involve using her vagina instead of a hat, which makes pulling the rabbit out of the shit both disturbing, disgusting, and pretty exciting, except for the fact that I’ve seen her vagina and shit looks like a week old Deli Platter with a mind of its own, like some kind of sea creature coming to eat it’s way through America, starting with Los Angeles aspiring Euro gay guys…not that you care…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Who Needs Fake Boobs When You Have Photoshop? [Boob Report]

Sharon Osbourne is getting her implants removed, but long-time pancake-chest Kate Hudson sized up. Females are either returning to a natural state, or evolving into a half-silicone half-human cyborg race. Which is it? A report on the State of Breasts. More

Jersey Shore Trash Get Her Nails Done in an Interesting Outfit of the Day

I have no interest in Jersey Shore. I think the whole concept is a waste of fucking time and I try to pretend people like this don’t actually exist in the world. I already had no hope in society, but when the gutter shit I’ve seen in clubs get their own show, whether they are being laughed at or not, I just can’t accept it or grasp that they get paid decent money to humiliate themselves….and America actually shows and interest and cares about what’s going on in their lives…it’s at the point where it’s no longer a joke, or comedy, or idiots on TV, it’s actually a fucking phenomenon….these people are “The Hills” status celebrity…and I guess this pig is the next Heidi Montag….and here she is getting her stripper looking trash a manicure in some stripper lookin’ outfit….the whole thing is fucking ridiculous and bitch isn’t hot…but she sure as hell thinks she is… Pics via Fame

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Kate Hudson Breast Implants Photos

Kate Hudson has a small boob, she said. And as her birthday comes, she gives herself a gift. That gift is Breast Implant. She made her breast done before her birthday. Now, she looks so pretty sexy of her new boobs. The picture above is here breat’s before and after picture. Kate Hudson Breast Implants Photos is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading

Pamela Anderson’s Old Vagina Eats Her White Shorts of the Day

Pam Anderson likes taking risks, but I guess everyone already knows that from the whole Hep C infection and her career as a half naked whore with stupid fake, but I’m not talking about that, I’m talking about the fact that she’s wearing a pair of white shorts, despite the fact that her pussy has a mind of its own and can throw up various colored discharge at any given time, that will stain, especially when her fucking cunt starts trying to eat her fucking shorts like it is in this picture…Just ask any 14 year old girl who hasn’t got her period yet how often she wears white pants to highschool… I think she’s boring and expired. Played out and over…but I guess she’s still hanging onto her fame as hard as she can with her implants…but I guess it won’t be too long before her liver gives out on her forcing us to move the fuck on, because everytime I do a post on her I am one post closer to jumping out of my fucking window. Sure. I live on the groundfloor, I’m not ready to die, but that doesn’t change the fact that this hag is irritating…. Pics via Fame

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No (More) Plastic Surgery For J-Woww

They both star on MTV reality shows, but Jenni Farley is no Heidi Montag. You won’t be seeing her get 10 operations in one day. She may not even get one. Despite rumors that she’s getting ready to go under the knife for a second round of breast implants, Jersey Shore star Jenni, a.k.a. “JWOWW,” says no way. A girl’s got integrity, after all. During an appearance on The View Tuesday, the large-chested JWOWW was asked if she was planning to get even bigger implants, as has been reported. “No,” she said . JWOWW in the famed yellow shirt. That’s just wrong. The reality star did note, though, that she would be willing to replace the ones she has. Could that mean with bigger ones? Can they even make bigger ones than that? “I got [the implants] when I was younger; at a certain age you can only get saline not silicone,” she said. “That’s the only thing I would consider … Switching them.” Good to know. JWOWW and the rest of the Jersey Shore cast are set to “escape the cold Northeast and find themselves in a new destination” for a second season of their reality hit. That Season 2 destination? South Beach . Holla!

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Kelly Rowland and Her Shitty Implants in a Bikini of the Day

Kelly Rowland got the shitty end of the deal with that whole Destiny’s Child shit, not that she didn’t make great money doing the whole Destiny’s Child shit, even though no amount of money would be enough to stomach hanging with Beyonce and her bullshit over the course of a bunch of years, but because her partner went onto have a solo career and acting career, becoming this phenomenon all while Kelly Rowland is stuck training for the circus because that’s the only place a clown like her can get work. The real confusing thing in all this, and what makes this story even more outrageous is the fact that Beyonce was the fat one and everyone knows the fat friend is the one who is supposed to be stuck on the backburner and ignored until one night when she finally stands up for herself and asks her skinny friend to leave one guy for her for a change, and that dude just happens to be you, forcing you to go home with the fat manager and not the chick you initially planned on going home with.

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