Justin Bieber Falls While Jogging Trails We came across some photos of Justin Bieber jogging trails in L.A. this week. Well that is when he wasn’t tumbling down them. Fortunately Biebs wasn’t injured and was able to hop right back up, so we don’t think he’ll mind if we have a few laughs while you CAPTION THIS… C’mon, we know y’all have some good ones for this scenario. Hit the flip for more shots of Bieber’s jog WENN
Carrie Fisher Has Heart Attack Aboard Flight Headed Back To Los Angeles TMZ is reporting that Star Wars’ beloved Carrie Fisher aka “Princess Leia” suffered a major heart attack while aboard United flight. Our sources say Carrie was on a United flight from London to LAX when she went into cardiac arrest. People on board were administering CPR. United Airlines says its crew reported Carrie as “unresponsive” when they landed. We’re told the emergency occurred 15 minutes before the plane landed in L.A. A flight attendant asked if there were any medical personnel on board and an EMT who was sitting in the back of the plane came up to first class and administered life-saving measures. Witnesses at LAX tell us Carrie’s eyes were closed and she appeared unconscious as EMTs rushed her through the terminal. She had an oxygen mask on her face. Carrie’s family had given word that she is still in the hospital but she’s in stable condition. Image via WENN
Chet Haze Says He Won’t Share His Daughter On Social Media Tom Hanks’ rapper son Chet Haze has a new baby and a new lease on life… Haze posted a video on Instagram telling the world how he’s been sober for over a year — all because of his daughter, who he promises to shield from social media. According to In Touch reports the son of Hanks and Rita Wilson welcomed the baby eight months ago: “Tom and Rita are really excited to have a new granddaughter,” a source says. The couple’s troubled son Chet, 26, conceived his daughter during a drug-fueled one-night stand with a woman named Tiffany. “Tom’s had a lot of issues with Chet over the years, given Chet’s drug and alcohol issues, but this baby has changed all of that,” says the source. “Chet’s now sober and is currently working as a drug counselor. He lives in Santa Monica and pays $2,800 a month in rent, with the help of his dad. He’s telling everyone that this baby truly changed his life.” “Chet is financially supporting the baby, of course, with Tom’s help,” the source says, adding that Tom and Rita don’t mind. “They adore that baby and even spent Halloween with her. She will always be loved and taken care of by the Hanks family.” Y’all already know we are wondering — is this a swirly seed or nah? You know how Chet gets down. Apparently Chet isn’t too happy about the way the media is describing his baby mama though. Hit the flip to see
Kelly Rowland’s Son Is A Handful Kelly Rowland says she would consider having another baby, but for now her hands are full with toddler son Titan Jewell who has been tearing up her crib. Rowland talked to PEOPLE at Friday’s March of Dimes Celebration of Babies at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Los Angeles. “One more is just fine!” she joked. “I feel like he’s a handful —drawing on my walls and cussing me out!” “He’s awesome and I’m so blessed to have him,” she says, adding that husband Tim Weatherspoon “is an excellent dad. We have a nice little unit, us three.” Kelly also said her 2-year-old is more into being active than musical but may have more talent than he’s letting on right now. “He is a boy’s boy. But, if he hears myself or anybody singing, he’s going to repeat it,” she says. “I can’t wait ’till Jenny [Hudson] gets to the house so we can play, vocally, together. He’s a sports little guy, trains guy, planes guy.” Kelly also said despite the 2 year age gap, Titan has found Beyoncé’s daughter Blue Ivy to be a great playmate: “They are extremely close. It’s the sweetest thing. It’s the greatest thing about friendship, when you’re able to grow up together and your children grow up together,” she explains. “They act like cousins.” Awww so sweet. Hit the flip for more photos from the March of Dimes event. WENN/SplashNews/Instagram
Donald Trump Says That Non-Voting Blacks Helped Him Win Presidential Election “ Look at my African-American over there. ” This was a phrase that President-elect Cheeto uttered when trying to convince his followers that he wasn’t a bigoted, racist, azzhole. But Friday, The Orange One, speaking to an almost 100% white audience, said that his appearance as a bigtoed, racist, azzhole was of great benefit to him because it helped disenfranchise the African-American voting bloc. According to MLive , the Grapefruit-colored PEOTUS was quoted as saying the following: “The African American community was great to us,” Trump said. “They came through bigly.” After pausing for thunderous applause from the audience, the president-elect continued. “If they had any doubt, they didn’t vote,” Trump said. “And that was almost as good. Because a bunch of people didn’t show up, because they felt good about me.” Between the black voters who were turned-off to this election and opted-out and the ones who were unable to vote due to voter suppression tactics, we definitely didn’t show up like we did in 2008. That said, it’s not black folks fault that 60 million-plus Americans who actually DID vote AND voted for this tangerine turd! Guess blaming black people is part of what will make America great again… Image via AP/AKM-GSI
Father Of Shot Reno High Schooler Says Knife Was Protection From Bullies Yesterday we reported that police in Reno, Nevada shot a 14-year-old Logan Clark in the neck when he refused to put down a knife that he was waving at his classmates. The boy is expected to survive, but his father says his son isn’t a raging lunatic with a big a$$ knife, he was just protecting himself from the school bullies. According to NYDailyNews : The boy’s father Justin Clark said on Facebook and said that his son “brought the knives because he was gonna b jumped and he was the school knew of this and failed to act.” His father wrote that his son was being bullied and “is not the kind to back down.” The family lawyer told CBSNews : “It was clear that the child was not being aggressive, but rather was trying to keep people away from him. He was not attempting to hurt people,” Must. Be. Mutha. F**kin’. Nice. Because we know good and damn well neither the father, nor the lawyer would be saying this if they heard about a black child who brought a strap to school talmbout some, “These ni**as was tryin’ to jump me, I was just protecting myself.” That said, daddy Clark believes the school should have only used the taser the on son, not the gun. Welcome to our life, daddy Clark. Image via Twitter
Riff Raff Will Perform For Donald Trump Rapper Riff Raff says he would perform at an inaugural event for Donald Trump if the president-elect paid him handsomely for it reports TMZ … The Texas rapper is not afraid to be an outlier — most rappers aren’t in Trump’s corner — but RR is more than happy to play a show for the new prez … but it’ll cost a big stack. Riff Raff could not be happier in the tax dept., because he thinks Trump’s cuts will score him a new whip. It’s all about the moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy….
Terri Rote plans to caucus tonight for @realDonaldTrump down on the east side of Des Moines pic.twitter.com/dMdeH7sX0V — Leigh Munsil (@leighmunsil) February 1, 2016 Trump Supporter Arrested For Voter Fraud In Iowa For weeks now, Donald Trump has been setting the stage for his election loss by claiming that the system was already “rigged”. He believes the powers-that-be have already initiated a grand scheme to ensure that the 2016 Presidential election is predetermined. But apparently he never considered that the “rigging” would be done in his favor. According to the Des Moines Register , a 55-year-old woman named Terri Lynn Rote is the HRIC, “Head Rigger In Charge”. Rote was arrested and charged with felony first-degree election misconduct after she was caught trying to vote for Donald Trump twice at two different polling places. There were also two other incidents of voter fraud reported in Iowa’s Polk County. These riggas crazy. Image via Twitter
Shia Labeouf’s Dad Is Wanted In California For Violating Sex Offender Registration Shia LaBeouf is a newly married man. He and his wife, Mia Goth, said “I do” in Las Vegas at the Viva Las Vegas chapel ceremony officiated by an Elvis impersonator two weeks ago. The wedding was live streamed for fans and nosy Nancies to watch Shia become one with his love, and according to DailyMail , that video feed might be the only way that his father would be able to see his son’s big day. Jeffrey LaBeouf is wanted by police in California for violating the conditions of his registration…AS A PEDOPHILE! Shia’s pops spent time in the bing for the attempted rape of a minor and was required to register as a sex offender upon his release. But for the last three years Jeffrey has been on the run and has spent the last 18 months dodging the fuzz by hiding out in Costa Rica. Since violating his registration requirements, as of January 13, 2014, Jeffrey has been swapping addresses at a whim to escape the authorities’ attentions. He has since been inexplicably erased from the Megan’s Law database, a government controlled sex register where offenders have to detail their whereabouts. Offenders are obligated by law to check in annually with their local police station, provide their address and have cops update their photo. It might be wrong to judge a book by it’s cover, but c’mon…look at the guy. He DEFINITELY looks like he owns a white van with a sliding door. Also, this helps explain why Shia is a such a f***ing weirdo. Image via Facebook/TMZ
Ken Bone Believes George Zimmerman Was Justified In Killing Trayvon Martin A NYDailyNews report is painting some of y’alls favorite new meme homie as a certified P.O.S. Ken Bone has been enjoying the fruits of his viral labor after he became an internet sensation following the second Presidential debate. But we are learning more about Bone’s background and suffice to say, he’s kind of a douchebag… Yup, Ken Bone believes that despite George Zimmerman being a “big ole s#!t bird” had every right to put bullets in Trayvon Martin . Not only that, but… In some of his more salacious posts, Bone discusses his liking for pregnant women – who he referred to as “beautiful human submarines” on an NSFW thread called “PreggoPorn” – and the benefits of getting a vasectomy. Come get ya mans. SMH. Image via Twitter