Isn’t he married?? Amanda Syfried Says Everyone Wants To Have Sex With Channing Tatum Hollyweird silver-screen actress Amanda Seyfried is not holding back about what she thinks of her former co-star and People Magazine’s 2012 saaaxiest man alive, Channing Tatum . via ET Online Amanda Seyfried fully supports her Dear John co-star’s title as People’s 2012 S*xiest Man Alive, telling InStyle magazine that he’s a “superstar.” “Channing was amazing,” the actress, 27, recalled of working with the heartthrob (via The Huffington Post). “Everybody wants to have sex with him. And the only person he wants to have sex with is his wife, Jenna [Dewan-Tatum]. He’s the most loyal husband.” It’s no secret that Mr. Magic Mike is very married to superbad banger Jenna Dewan , so hopefully he won’t be taking any of these women who “want to have sex wiht him” up on their offer any time soon.
Pamela can’t jiggle her way out this one… Pamela Anderson Owes Back Taxes Via TMZ reports : Pam Anderson REALLY should have tried harder to win “Dancing with the Stars” (and its cash prize) … ’cause girl was just slapped with TWO tax liens totaling over $370k — and could probably use the money. Tax Lien #1: Filed by the IRS, says Pam owes $259,395.75 for unpaid taxes in 2011. Tax Lien #2: Filed by the State of CA, says Pam owes $112,118.90 — also for 2011. All totaled, the “DWTS: All Stars” star — who got axed in round one this time — needs to cough up $371,514.65. But this isn’t Pam’s first run-in with tax problems. The actress had another lien filed against her back in 2009 for $1.7 MILLION. And at one point, her name even appeared on the Golden State’s list of “Top 500 Delinquent Tax Payers.” Anderson’s rep had no comment. Why do all these stars seem to think that paying taxes is optional? You all aren’t special. Get off your Hollyweird azzes and pay your taxes. Stop blaming your accountants as well. You sign the checks. If you didn’t sign one for the IRS you might want to find out why.
Is there NOTHING these hoes won’t do nowadays?!? Tennessee Woman Accuses Man With Rape Because The Sex Was Bad A Clarksville woman has been charged after coming clean to police and admitting she lied about being raped. Police said Lynette Lee admitted to a Clarksville detective last week the rape claim she had made earlier in the month was false. She said she had only made the claim because she did not enjoy the date. On November 23, Lee had told police that after meeting up with a man she met online at Meetme.com, she and the man had gone back to a hotel together. According to a report, Lee said once at the hotel the man removed her clothes and, despite her protests, had sex with her. The suspect in the case was called in by Clarksville police and told officers he and Lee had been out on a date and engaged in consensual sex. During a second interview with police on November 27, Lee told the detective she wanted to drop the entire case because it was a lie. Police said Lee told them she had lied about the incident “because she did not enjoy it and it was bad.” Police charged her with filing a false report. Bond was set at $2,000. Nah, f**k that bond, these hoes got to learn that fake rape allegations are no joke. If this woman really does get raped one day will anyone believe her, or even care? Image via Police Handout
Sorry but we don’t believe you. You need way more people. Rumors are rapidly spreading that Nas isn’t the father of Kelis’ son, Knight. This morning we spotted a blind item on Rhymes with Snitch that read remarkably similarly to a tip we received last week and quickly dismissed. Here’s the RWS item: Once upon a time there was a young dragon slayer who hailed from Queens Bridge. This fabled dragon slayer slayed dragons twice his size with ease, though he never quite reached the heights of the dragons he has slain. But that’s not what this tale is about… There are whispers in the Kingdom that Young Slayer might not be the true sire of his dear beloved progeny. Scandalmongers have been sharing tales about a certain husky lover taken by Young Slayer’s former fair maiden who may indeed be the actual seed spiller. Fair maiden’s husky lover has now, by the way, moved on to a child of destiny. And here is the info we were sent: Kelis is keeping a secret. The father of her son is former football player Wale Ogunleye not Nasir Jones. After adult freaky tape allegations leaked featuring Kelis and a man other than her husband she decided to become pregnant to save her failing marriage. She though it would take a few months for her to conceive but she was pregnant within a month. She and Ogunleye were having an affair and things happened so quick she was uncertain of the child’s paternity. That’s why she refused to allow Nas into the delivery room and refuses to allow him to visit her son without her or the nanny. Her son has striking features he inherited from his biological father who is of Nigerian decent. She just recently purchased a foreclosure in Glendale California, and is desperately seeking a sponsor. She fears losing another property she has had two foreclosures and two evictions since her divorce. Ogunleye has since upgraded and is now dating Michelle Williams of Destiny’s Child. Here’s a photo of Ogunleye who did date Kelis back in 2010 . Sorry but we’re calling bullisht on this one right out the gate. There is NO WAY in hell after all the legal hoops these two have jumped through that Nas didn’t have that baby DNA tested. Whoever is spreading these rumors needs to get a life.
Prince William Impersonator Arrested After Trying To Visit King Edward A man in London will have an interesting story to tell the police after he was popped for attempting to visit King Edward in the hospital wearing this Prince William “disguise.” Gee, we wonder how in the world they could tell that it wasn’t him…SMH. SplashNews
Kate Middleton is totin’ a gut full of that royal seed! Kate Middleton Is Pregnant Via TMZ reports : Kate Middleton just announced … she’s got a CRUMPET IN THE OVEN!!! The Royal Palace has released a statement … confirming Middleton is preggo with Prince William’s royal fetus. The Palace did not say exactly how far along Middleton is … but noted she was in the “very early stages” of the pregnancy. According to Middleton’s reps, Kate was admitted to King Edward VII Hospital in Central London with severe morning sickness … and will remain in the hospital for several days. Kate and William were married back in April 2011. This is their first child together. If the child is born while Elizabeth II is still alive, it instantly jumps Prince Harry and becomes 3rd in line for the throne. Let’s hope she can finally excise that nasty royal balding gene from the family… GSI Media
Lil Wayne got these folks gassed up… 13 Die In Pakistan After Drinking Cough Syrup To Get High Via ABCNews Thirteen people have died in a main Pakistani city after drinking cough syrup suspected of being toxic, police said Monday. The victims were all drug addicts who apparently drank the cough syrup in an attempt to get high, said police officer Multan Khan. Khan said they died at various hospitals in the eastern city of Lahore over the past three days. Five other addicts who drank the cough syrup were being treated. Police arrested the owners of three drug stores where the cough syrup was sold and sent a sample to determine whether it was toxic, said Khan. R.I.P. to these folks, Pimp C, DJ Screw, and all the other sippers that don’t realize how dangerous “lean” is. Don’t let these “cool rappers” lead you to an early grave, they damn sure ain’t gonna help pay for your funeral. Image via Tumblr
Crazy Black Friday Pictures Well it was quite the eventful shopping experience this past weekend as the country showed thanks for what they already owned by trampling other people to get more stuff. It’s the American way. To show just how crazy people get over Black Friday the folks at Uproxx gathered a few of the craziest pics from all the shopping shenanigans. Sidenote: Ever notice how people make it a race issue when Black kids line up for Jordans but people get shanked on aisle six at Wal-Mart over a Stanley Steamer and it’s all good? Just a thought. Anyway, look at the pics and shake your head at the insanity.
Kudos to the kids for telling the “The Donald” to have a seat. Via NYDailyNews reports : Donald Trump’s hatred of Barack Obama allegedly led his three eldest kids to do an Obama-vention before the election. Eric, Donald Jr. and Ivanka discussed telling their dad to calm down, then decided collectively to approach Trump (below) and ask him to turn it down a notch with the presidential bashing. “The three of them met and went to see their dad in his Fifth Ave. office. They showed a lot of respect, but told him he’s worked too long and too hard to build up the reputation he has. They understand completely he’s always been outspoken and that he likes attention, but this is too much,” says a source who knew about the mid-October meeting. Trump’s rep denies any such meeting ever took place. What began with Trump’s public demand for Obama’s birth certificate during earlier stages of the election cycle has grown into a one-man war against the President, with The Donald blasting Obama’s reelection as a “disgusting injustice” on Twitter. “The world is laughing at us,” the billionaire tweeted. The explosive Twitter missive, like many of his other micro-rants, is difficult to find, because Trump later deletes many of his tirades — once he’s let off steam. Prior to Obama’s win, Trump also demanded Obama release his college records and passport application in return for a $5 million donation to the charity of his choice. As for Obama as a target, the “kids said they know it’s not helping,” says the source. “They told him you can’t throw this all away on this nonsense.” Since the kids are the future of Trump’s empire, the insider adds, they are also worried for themselves. “They want their dad to get respect and then the whole family does well,” the source says. Trump’s rep called the story “completely untrue,” telling us that Eric, Donald Jr. and Ivanka love his use of “free speech” and would never try to rein in their father. “They would never ever do that. It never happened. It’s simply untrue,” the rep stressed. Pure comedy! Regardless of what the rep says we hope this one is true. Dude is a major annoyance. WENN
It’s a family affair Jessica Simpson Shares New Pictures Of Daughter Maxwell Via US Magazine Thursday Nov. 22 marked Jessica Simpson and fiancé Eric Johnson’s inaugural Thanksgiving as parents to daughter Maxwell Drew, nearly 7 months old. The singer and fashion designer, 31, marked the occasion the best way she knew how: With adorable snapshots of her hubby-to-be and their growing bundle of joy. Looks like Jess isn’t letting her dirty dog, halfway-out-the-closet daddy ruin her holiday season. Cute kid. Image via Tumblr
