She’s obviously picking up more weight and getting tired of the media circus her grotesque of a mother is putting her threw. This is getting to be too much to take… I guess we can be thankful she isnt _____. youtube cnn
That is a REALLY lame book title Schwarzy… Arnold Schwarzenegger Leaves Out Steamy Details About Affair With Mildred Baena In Totall Recall Book According to TMZ reports : Looking to relive her adulterous glory days, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s baby madre Mildred Baena has decided to read Arnie’s tell-all book “Total Recall” … but the problem is, Arnie didn’t really tell all. Mildred shamelessly brought the book out to a cafe in Bakersfield yesterday — in full view of a photog who just happened to be there — where she may have finally learned that the steamiest parts of her affair were CHOPPED from the final version. Seriously … when Arnold brings up Mildred in “Recall,” he goes from “she worked in the house” right to “when she gave birth to the kid” … completely blowing off the dirty details of the courtship. Here’s the exact passage: “Mildred had been working in our household for 5 years and all of the sudden we were alone in the guest house. When Mildred gave birth the following August, she named the baby Joseph.” What the hell was the purpose of writing the book if you weren’t gonna let us in on the dirt?! The adulterous cat is already out of the bag, you might as well just put it out there. Besides, inquiring minds want to know how the HELL you ended up choppin’ down this ug-…”unfortunate” lookin’ lady when you could have any any thirst-bucket broad in Hollyweird?!?! Image via WENN/Twitter
But you can just call her “Luna.” Which is short for “ My mama is a Lunatic for naming me this longwinded isht!” Apparently Uma Thurman’s flair for names is even more outlandish than her ‘Kill Bill’ director’ Quentin Tarentino’s because her third child is toting a load longer than a lil bit. Via US Weekly reports : Three months after giving birth, Uma Thurman has finally revealed her daughter’s name — and it’s as long as the wait! “I would like to announce Uma and Arki’s daughter’s name for the first time officially: Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson, better known to family and friends as Luna,” the actress’ rep Gabrielle Kachman tells Us Weekly. Thurman, 42, welcomed daughter Luna with her financier boyfriend, Arpad Busson, 49, on July 15. The actress is also mother to daughter Maya and son Levon with ex-husband Ethan Hawke. “Each name has a special reason and meaning to her mother and father,” Kachman tells Us of Luna’s full name. This is the first child for the Bel Ami star and Busson. The couple began dating in 2007, but called off their engagement in 2009; They reunited in 2011. And you thought Shanequa was bad. SMH. SplashNews
Wonder if BeyBey will be there singing “Until The End of Time”? It’s finally time for Justin Timberlake to throw away his player card! The actor/singer is set to wed his longtime boo Jessica Biel this week! Via USWeekly reports : Following a ten-month engagement — and nixed plans for a bash in Northern California — Justin Timberlake will wed girlfriend of five years Jessica Biel in southern Italy this week, multiple sources confirm in the new Us Weekly. “They are ready to get married,” an insider says of the intimate, rustic ceremony to be attended only by close friends and family. With the bride and groom’s team taking “extra precautions” to keep the location top-secret, celebrations kicked off on Tuesday, Oct. 16. As for what Biel, 30, will wear when she walks down the aisle? An eyewitness teases to Us that the Total Recall actress was spotted at a bridal boutique in Paris “in a really good mood” on Oct. 8. Following a brief March 2011 split, actor-singer Timberlake, 31, popped the question back in December of last year with a 6-carat bauble. Although the couple have been characteristically quiet on their wedding plans, Timberlake enjoyed a bachelor’s weekend in September — beginning the festivities in Las Vegas and winding up in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. “She’s a really, really, really special person,” Timberlake told reporters at a Trouble with the Curve press conference earlier this month. “Plus, she’s really, really, hot!” He added: “I think it’s important to remember that you go into something like marriage knowing that you don’t know very much about it at all. But I do look at the marriage of my mother and stepdad, and what makes it work for them is that it’s a team effort.” Congrats to the happy couple. We hope that JT keeps his junk in Jessica’s box… and stops spreading his love around. WENN
The bus driver put the c-c-c-combo breaker on her face, should he go to jail? A Cleveland bus driver has been suspended following the surfacing of an online viral video depicting him viciously punching a female passenger : The 94-second video — posted online begins with an unidentified woman shouting obscenities at the bus driver. The woman then appears to strike the bus driver, who gets up from his seat and approaches her before landing a brutal uppercut that knocks the woman down. Just before the haymaker is thrown, someone can be heard saying on the video: “You going to jail now.” The bus driver, who has been identified as Artis Hughs and has employed by the agency for 22 years, then physically removes the 25-year-old woman and her pink jacket from the bus. She then reboards the bus, where the two briefly continue scuffling as passengers try to end the melee. “That’s a [expletive] female,” one passenger shouts. “I don’t care,” the bus driver responds. “She want to be a man, I’m going to treat you like a man.” Mary Shaffer, a spokeswoman for the Greater Cleveland Regional Transit Authority, told FoxNews.com in a statement that an investigation into the Sept. 18 incident has been launched. “Upon identifying the driver, he was immediately suspended and removed from duty,” the statement read. “His behavior is absolutely unacceptable.” The victim, who has been identified Shidea Lane, did not file any charges at the scene. Hughs also did not file any charges against Lane. RTA officials apologized to customers for the incident. Does the uppercut bus driver get prison time for his actions for assaulting the woman or made into a new Mortal Kombat character? Source
Brad Pitt shares his views on America’s war on drugs, and he also shares some “moments” from the days when he was high as a kite. According to USA Today: During a Friday night screening of The House I Live In, a documentary about the war on drugs, which he produced, Pitt got candid about his use of and access to drugs back in the day. On his own drug use: “My drug days are long since passed but it’s certainly true that I could probably land in any city in any state and get you whatever you wanted. I could find anything you were looking for. Give me 24 hours or so. And yet we still support this charade called the drug war. We have spent a trillion dollars. It’s lasted for over 40 years. A lot of people have lost their lives for it. And yet we still talk about it like it’s this success.” Why he thinks the “war on drugs” has failed: “The drug war is actually being used to hold a portion of our society down. It’s staggering to me what is being perpetrated in this name of a war on … immorality. It’s criminal in itself. And we’ve got to look at that. We have to change that.” How to end the drug war: “The only way to end the war on drugs is to take the profit out of it. I know this comes with a whole other host of problems and I don’t know if I’m actually presenting it as a reality, but we have to look at the what-if-everything-was-legal and people were allowed to make their own choices. And we were treating it less as a criminal issue and more as a sickness. People do drugs to escape. We’re not talking about experimentation. People with long-term drug use are escaping.” Of course Brad used to be a druggie. He’s married to Angelina Jolie for heaven’s sake.
MC Gwyneth Paltrow and DJ Jazzy Cameron Diaz ladies and gentlemen… Gwyneth Paltrow And Cameron Diaz Diss Chelsea Handler In Rap Video “You like black guys, white guys, whoever’s around. Your bedroom looks like it’s a lost and found. We kinda like you because you’re blonde like us, but we can’t hang wit’ you in public ’cause you drink too much!”- MC Gwyneth Paltrow
Dont bring your azz back to the BET awards again either. Why are “folks” so happy he didn’t have a teleprompter??? He had a hard time getting his point across… big deal! It’s hard calling someone a liar on air keeping your cool and explain what the person is lying about. The first debate with McCain he had no teleprompter either. Hopefully, Obama can come back in the next debate. youtube fox
Aww shucks…thanks for clearing that up for us! Jon Hubbard actually gave an interview to defend his piece of isht book and it backfired because the lawmaker just ended up sounding even more racist. Hubbard continued to say that African-Americans are lucky they were once slaves. According to TalkBusiness : “Slavery was cruel, but as a result of slavery, we have African-Americans living in this country today who are living here in situations that are probably much better to endure than if they were living in Sub-Saharan Africa. If you had the choice knowing the lifestyle of people living in Africa and knowing the lifestyle of people living in the United States, which would you choose? Pure and simple.” “But I think the end result — that they [African-Americans] did get to live in America, although the means for getting here were terrible —I think the end result was better than it would have been if they had to live in Africa themselves.” Asked if the outcome justified the institution of slavery in early America, Hubbard said it did not. “I don’t think anything justifies nearly three centuries of slavery, but the facts are the facts; we can’t take that back,” he said. “… I don’t know of any other way that black people in America could have gotten here if there hadn’t been slavery back at that time.” According to Hubbard’s version of history, absolutely no one in Africa had a boat or a ship back in the day. Wow! We never knew Africans didn’t have boats!! The saddest part about this story is the fact that Arkansas Republican leaders have not asked Hubbard to resign. Images via Facebook