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Florida Crazies: Chief Keef-Lookin’ Carjacker Popped After Realizing He Couldn’t Drive Stolen Car With Stick Shift!

You sir, are a f***ing moron. Florida Teen Arrested For Carjacking When He Couldn’t Drive Stick Shift Via RawStory A man was arrested in Florida last week after his plot to steal a car was foiled by his inability to operate a manual transmission. In a Facebook post on Wednesday, the Escambia County Sheriff’s Office said that 19-year-old Antoren “Chief Keef” Bell had been charged with theft, robbery and criminal mischief for an attempted May 18 carjacking. According to WEAR-TV, the victim was driving down 50th Avenue in Escambia County when she was flagged down by three teens who said they needed a ride. The woman said that she stopped to help, but Bell pulled a gun and ordered her out of the car. When Bell discovered that the car had a stick shift, he reportedly fled on foot. Bell was arrested on Friday after being identified in a photo lineup. He was being held on $400,000 bond. SMMFH Image via Police Handout Continue reading

Macaulay Culkin: Depressed, Sad and Lonely?

Macaulay Culkin may not be on drugs, but he is not doing so hot. A friend describes him as depressed, sad, lonely and attempting to recapture his childhood. Weeks after the National Enquirer called Macaulay Culkin a heroin addict and said he was at death’s door, reports say the Home Alone star is very depressed. An insider close to Culkin says he is not doing well and has been attempting to relive his childhood and has been engaging in increasingly strange behavior. That includes hosting costume parties where guests are invited to come dressed as a movie character or dinosaur. “He likes to live as a child ,” says the source. “Growing up has not been good to Macaulay.” A former colleague says Culkin is a “sad and lonely figure,” and attributes his depression to his inability to land roles in recent years; he last acted in 2010. The actor denies he’s on drugs , but the Enquirer stood by its initial shocking story and encouraged the 32-year-old actor to seek help for his problems. In February, his reps also denied allegations that the actor was gravely ill after gaunt photos of Culkin emerged. He looks healthier in recent months, though. In fact, Culkin has been working on several paintings which he’ll be exhibiting this week, and has been using his New York apartment as a studio. So that’s good. Here’s hoping these are just rumors and that Mac is back and better than ever. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Wonder Woman Overrated on Set of the Day

Here’s anothing thing that makes no sense to me….this Adrianne Palicki bitch they cast to play wonder woman and the fanboys who are actually excited about this shit…Maybe it’s cuz I never read comics and hated the whole superhero bullshit cuz I didn’t feel insecure about my inability to fly or save the world and didn’t feel a need to read about it and try to relate to bullshit….and maybe it’s cuz I could never jerk off to drawings of a busty bitch, but instead needed to see pictures of a bitch, and that’s why I was more into jerking off to People magazine or Vogue or Lingerie Catalogs….or whatever showed a little fucking real girl tits…making the fact that there is excitement from a remake of a shitty show from the 70s starring a thick girl with a shitty body…just confuses the fuck out of me…but then I’m reminded there are socially awkward virgin losers everywhere….and maybe they even out number us people who actually fuck….who knows… To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow THis Link

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Lara Stone in Vogue US of the Day

Lara Stone is a cunt. Long story short, she married some comedian, they had a court order so that their pictures were illegal to publish, I published them and they tried to sue me….so I can’t help but hate her and her gapped tooth face for doing that…But she does have great tits…. She has been in Vogue Topless in Plaster ….she was Naked in Interview ….and now in a bikini for VOGUE US and as much as I hate her in theory, I really don’t give a fuck…. FOLLOW ME

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Lily Allen Tits in From Riches to Rags of the Day

I make fun of Lily Allen often. I laugh about her abortion she pretended was a miscarriage, and about the miscarriage in the event it wasn’t an abortion, partially because I am a very sick person who finds pregnancy that doesn’t come to fruition on privileged cunts who don’t deserve happiness a lot of funny… She’s on some show no one cares about called From Riches to Rags. She showed her nipple, because she knows it’s the only way people will watch it, because even the title is horse shit, cuz I know she comes from a Rich family who made her career, and without that career, she still lives the good life…it’s almost mocking us actual poor people that she’s even put out smut like this…oh, it’s about her starting a vintage store…that makes sense…she’s still a delusional fucking pig can’t get over the fact Katy Perry and Lady Gaga made her obsolete and sent her back to England on the fat ass she rode in on…or that she pollutes our lives…but not as much as she pollutes her womb with her inability to make babies… That said, here’s her nipple from the show… FOLLOW ME

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JWOWW’s Turns 25 – Her Fake Tits Turn 5 of the Day

I could be a few years off on her titty age, you see I didn’t read her best selling book, despite her inability to write her name, so the fake tit coulda been bought to give her purpose and to make the boys like her pretty much anytime after she turned 18…but her pussy is officially 25 and I guess that’s what matters…since anyone can have fake tits…but a pussy is something nurtured and cared for that makes babies…if you don’t pull out in time…something this whore is probably very familiar with…. Jersey Shore is trash. Jersey girls are trash. That’s the story stepSTEVE and his friend from New Jersey told me… here are the pics….

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Paz de la Huerta at Golden Globes After-Party: Denied!

It was a big night for Boardwalk Empire at the Golden Globes, as star Steve Buscemi took home the award for Best Actor and the series won Best Drama. In celebration, actress Paz de la Huerta – who portrays Lucy Danziger on the HBO hit – had a drink or two dozen at the event. She then tried to enter an after-party at the Chateau Marmont, only to be denied access. For what reason? It may have had something to do with her inability to stand, as evidenced in the video below. Keep watching to see what happens when de la Huerta walks away from the doorman: Drunk Paz de la Huerta

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Bird Protection Clashes with Bride Prospects in India

A Great Indian bustard. Photo via Madras Ramblings . When the animal a national park was designated to protect hasn’t been seen in the area for 16 years, is it worth maintaining the land as a sanctuary? Residents of the villages around the Karera bird sanctuary in India say no — and argue that their economic, and marital, prospects are being hindered by their inability to use the land devoted to the Great Indian bustard …. Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Lindsay Lohan: Free to Enjoy $10,000 Drinks!

Despite the SCRAM device that currently adorns her ankle, Lindsay Lohan is actually able to drink and stay out of jail all she wants … just at a steep price. Think five figures per cocktail. The bail bondsman who saved her ass Tuesday, David Perez, told TMZ in an interview that Lohan didn’t really forfeit her $100,000 bail as we first reported.

Gary Coleman’s Ex-Manager Slams Shannon Price, Alleges Foul Play in Actor’s Death

Dion Mial, the former manager of Gary Coleman, is willing to flat out say what many people are secretly thinking – his death was not the result of an accident. “I wholeheartedly believe there was foul play here,” Mial told Radar Online . The 42-year-old died in May after falling and suffering a brain hemorrhage. He was hospitalized and eventually pulled off life support by his ex-wife Shannon Price. Price has come under fire from many of the actor’s friends and associates and friends for her behavior during and after his hospitalization and tragic passing. Selling that Gary Coleman death photo was the final straw. Gary Coleman and Dion Mial many years ago . Mial is the executor of Coleman’s 1999 will, which may or may not be valid (another, more recent will has surfaced in recent days but has not been made public). Executor or not, Dion has no qualms about sharing his thoughts on Price: “The picture that Shannon took in the hospital is much worse than people can see.” “There is nothing covert about her behavior and how she handled this. There are criminal intentions relative to Gary’s death,” Dion added but did not elaborate. Price, whose odd behavior began with her nonchalant 911 call after Coleman’s fall, has blamed Mial for her inability to afford the house she shared with Gary. She has continued to shop around interviews, asking up to $50,000, and in the interviews, has adamantly denied responsibility for Coleman’s fall and death. This is strange, as no one accused Shannon Price of anything, other than being a terrible person (before Mial’s quotes). All of this begs a disturbing question: Did she want Coleman dead, and somehow engineer it?

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