Sex in the Stairway Charred Body on TV During Highway 5 Accident Snake in a Dash Driver VS Crosswalk Guy VS Ferry Boat Towing of the Day Idiot Tries Drifting Tractor Asshole Human Slaps a Monkey in India….I Hope He Fucking Dies Idiot Drops Cocaine in Court for a Traffic Ticket Man VS Pitbulls – Trying to Save a Jack Russell Just a Dude Robbing a Store The post Woman Masturbates on Subway and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wish I wondered what Ashley Tisdale is up to – besides living off that High School Musical money and celebrity…but I don’t actually are… I don’t find Ashley Tisdale interesting in any way, she’s actually just a reminder of the media creating hype around a lie…and I have spent years calling her out for being a lie…because when she was part of Disney they convinced people she was hot, she even won teen choice award for being hot, and I know Disney hired out a call center in India to cast votes for her…because she’s not that hot… She did have a decent strategy of being fat as fuck, knowing that body is more important than face, and face..is something that she wasn’t graced with and something that her plastic surgeon couldn’t rally fix with the botched nosejob she got when she could afford to get it…she probably blamed a deviated septum…yeah..she’s one of those… Well she’s in leggings, her fit ass is filling out, maybe she’s pregnant…or maybe she’s just old..but here she is and that must be important to someone….somewhere….since she’s a creepy celeb with creepy fans like that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale’s Aging Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There comes a point in photoshop where the person in the picture is no longer human, not to say that Kim Kardashian has ever been human, she’s always been the fucking demon that crawled out of a toilet somewhere, who was luckily rich enough to set up her bullshit career from porn to victim to social media machine….but these photoshop pics on an already plastic surgery ridden monster…are just so silly…like a cartoon…a terrible fucking cartoon that should be taken out back and shot…. The post Kim Kardashian Photoshopped to Fuck for her Personal Site of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mischa Barton is a great disaster and has been for a long fucking time – so seeing this video of her backing her U-Haul that she’s using to move to a new apartment, because in the event you’ve paid attention and you probably haven’t – her last apartment is where she had a suicidal episode for all her neighbors to witness and call 911 about…as that is how things work when you’re a celebrity child exploited by your parents – who lands a hit show before being totally forgotten…you break the fuck down in some self destructive cry for attention that people like me fucking love…because I am a firm believer that if you’re rich….you’re going to be ok…..unless you die…but when you die I guess in a way you’re ok anyway since you’re dead… Either way, she’s not dead yet, but I like this fall from what I already thought was rock bottom. It’s cute. The post Mischa Barton Crashes U-Haul of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
This cunt bled all over it’s white yoga pants…because period is a woman’s obligation and they shouldn’t hide it with a tampon that can kill them via Toxic Shock syndrome…or a bulky pad that men will judge them for…even though I’ve never laughed at a girl wearing a pad…or made them feel insecure….I am still a believer that men will fuck anything, hairy, fat, bleeding or not…and the whole Be Ashamed thing is just stories women tell women in the grocery store and washing machine store…. The only thing annoying about period blood is when it ruins sheets, mattresses and YOGA pants…. But this girl has it all figured out – use your period for a purpose to liberate yourself…like period blood artists…only in blood soaked pants and everyone will celebrate like it’s so shocking….knowing it’s planned, contrived makes it hilarious… I’ve been with girls in white bikinis who get their periods on car seats and no one got mad about it, bed sheets ruined no one has got mad about it, I’ve been covered in period blood like it was tribal war paint and no one got mad, yet women have this narrative that men find blood gross – only if it comes from a vagina…while I think men just think it’s gross because it is blood…but try arguing that with a woman..they are women…and thus experts…even though every dude I know has fucked a period….at least once…and avoid it or pretend to be grossed out by it – to ensure…blowjob… That said, I think men should start wearing white pants and shitting themselves…because we shit…often times daily…we can do it for the little boys in India not toilet paper…since women don’t like to eat our shit covered asses…it’s only fair…as we walk around in shame after we shit…and use air freshener and try to go fast so our dates don’t think we are shitting…. Here is her poem you can jerk off to while watching the video, I find it a funny message that is targeted to get more followers than to really have any other purpose… She’s angling hard…new feminsm is so fake. I am a woman, therefore, I bleed. . It’s messy, it’s painful, it’s terrible, & it’s beautiful. . And yet, you wouldn’t know. Because I hide it. . I bury things at the bottom of the trash. I breathe, ragged and awkward through the cramps, all the while holding onto this tight lipped, painted on smile. . Tampons? What are those. We don’t say those words out loud. Hide them. In the back pocket of your purse, in the corner of the bathroom drawer, at the very bottom of your shopping cart (please let me get a female cashier). . Events or engagements get missed. I’ll tell myself it’s the PMS, sure, but it has more to with the risk of being “caught,” at what…I’m not quite sure. . And I’m lucky. . Over 100 million young women around the globe miss school or work for lack of adequate menstrual supplies, & fear of what might happen if the world witnesses A NATURAL BODILY FUNCTION. . WHY? . Because hundreds of years of culture have made us embarrassed to bleed. Have left us feeling dirty and ashamed. . STOP PRETENDING. Stop using silly pet names like Aunt Flo because you’re too afraid to say “I’m bleeding” or “vagina.” Stop wasting so much effort hiding the very thing that gives this species continuity. . START talking about it. Educate your daughters. Make them understand that it can be both an inconvenience and a gift, but NEVER something to be ashamed about. Educate your sons so they don’t recoil from the word tampon. So when a girl bleeds through her khaki shorts in third period (pun intended), they don’t perpetuate the cycle of shame and intolerance. . The post Period Yoga Instagrammer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
India Love Bares It All On Her 21st Birthday India Love is putting her own nudes on blast for a change. The young IG icon and BET reality star — best known for her multiple dealings with rappers — finally turned 21 on Tuesday. And to celebrate, she gave her fans an eyefull of the naked form that she struggled to accept as a youth, but has grown to love and accept as an adult woman. Her heartfelt story of self-acceptance was so touching in fact, that it garnered the attention of yet another Boss… Hit the flip for more from India’s body-baring shoot… Instagram
Emily Sears is some old as fuck (32 years old) Australian instagram hooker – who is an actual hooker according to people I know who claim people pay to fuck her and why wouldn’t they…or why wouldn’t she…girl’s got rent that needs to be paid and she’s not booking any real campaigns so use that instagram profile as a backpages profile…backpages when they allowed hookers…because her big ass, her big tits, and her really basic hustle…will generate dudes willing to sign checks… The only thing interesting about her is her jacked up face…or if you’ve seen her in person..how photoshopped she is…because she looks like a short, dumpy, thick, clown faced monster…who 4 years ago ….looked like she’s was 40… It’s amazing that she’s scored her US work Visa / Green card considering this is probably the biggest thing she’s accomplished other than finding 1,000,000 perverts from indonesia and India to follow her instagram – to make it seems like she’s relevant..when no one’s ever heard of her.. I avoid all bottom of the barrel who think they are more important than they are….but I had no choice but to post this today – probably because of her quote… “I appreciate @maxim_aus for introducing me as an intellectual beauty in my cover feature. It is a myth that women can be one thing, and one thing only. Women are multi-faceted, sparkling jewels.” There’s good “shut the fuck up” quote for you…but more importantly..I figure I should be focusing this site on more intellectuals…multi-faceted jewels…in her case that means she does anal / oral/ vaginal and anything else to get her rent paid. Looks SMART to me… The post Emily Sears Dumpy Instagram Escort in Maxim Australia – How’s that Work? – of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emily Sears is some old as fuck (32 years old) Australian instagram hooker – who is an actual hooker according to people I know who claim people pay to fuck her and why wouldn’t they…or why wouldn’t she…girl’s got rent that needs to be paid and she’s not booking any real campaigns so use that instagram profile as a backpages profile…backpages when they allowed hookers…because her big ass, her big tits, and her really basic hustle…will generate dudes willing to sign checks… The only thing interesting about her is her jacked up face…or if you’ve seen her in person..how photoshopped she is…because she looks like a short, dumpy, thick, clown faced monster…who 4 years ago ….looked like she’s was 40… It’s amazing that she’s scored her US work Visa / Green card considering this is probably the biggest thing she’s accomplished other than finding 1,000,000 perverts from indonesia and India to follow her instagram – to make it seems like she’s relevant..when no one’s ever heard of her.. I avoid all bottom of the barrel who think they are more important than they are….but I had no choice but to post this today – probably because of her quote… “I appreciate @maxim_aus for introducing me as an intellectual beauty in my cover feature. It is a myth that women can be one thing, and one thing only. Women are multi-faceted, sparkling jewels.” There’s good “shut the fuck up” quote for you…but more importantly..I figure I should be focusing this site on more intellectuals…multi-faceted jewels…in her case that means she does anal / oral/ vaginal and anything else to get her rent paid. Looks SMART to me… The post Emily Sears Dumpy Instagram Escort in Maxim Australia – How’s that Work? – of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Woman Caught Smuggling African Teen In Suitcase A 22-year-old woman was busted for trying to smuggle an African refugee in her luggage reports CNN . The shady smuggler was crossing the border into Ceuta from neighboring Morocco when authorities stopped to take a peek inside her suitcase. What they found inside the travel bag was truly horrifying… A 19-year-old migrant from Gabon was found concealed inside. The man was immediately offered medical attention due to the lack of oxygen inside the compact travel bag, Spain’s Civil Guard said in a statement. Border control had become suspicious of the woman after they noticed she was carrying her luggage on top of a trolley, authorities added. Spanish officials said the woman showed an “evasive attitude while going through the established controls and nervousness” while speaking to agents. The woman and teenage refugee were both detained by airport officials and will most likely be sent back to their home country. Jesus take the luggage! Spanish Civil Guard