Here’s some Jennifer Lawrence looking like Amy Schumer, all doughy and big-chinned, wearing a one piece bathing suit that has many portholes for her layer of fat to seep out of, because she’s an actress, an overrated, overpaid, boring, average at best looking, actress that the industry has decided is a golden child – worth the investment – for whatever reason – that I call “KEEPING BUDGETS HIGH SO EVERYONE MAKES MORE MONEY”…. I am sure there are weird celebrity obsessed fan boys that will jerk off to this…but if you take the “jennifer lawrence” quotient out of the equation – it’s pretty fucking clear that there’s very little amazing or jerk-off-able here… I mean sure, if you’re a 45 year old film director, in the industry, dating her, knocking her up, is like an Oscar trophy…I’m talking to you Aronofsky.. But if you’re a normal dude, just looking on, who she wouldn’t give you the time of day if she saw you cuz celebrity women are by default total cunts…you should just stare at this and write a letter to congress, or the boycott all her movies…because she’s won enough, let’s give hotter chicks a chance. The post Jennifer Lawrence In a One Piece Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hot Teeth…they look like the’ve been through some shit…literally…but here they are…on an old and battered Drew Barrymore…a woman who has lived a lifetime in the industry…who has gone through bad girl in her early 20s…to ROMCON girl in her 30s…and the entire time..from ET to god knows what I last saw her in…I found zero hot about her…not one single time in my life…even before doing this professionally (lol)…did I think maybe, even in the slightest way…that she was hot…in fact I couldn’t even stomach watching main characters in movie have her as a love interest I’d yell at the TV “THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN – ADAM SANDLER WOULD BE FUCKING SOME SLUT – NOT THIS”…no one would get on a plane with a guitar to sing to her…I can’t think of any other movies she’s been in but she sucks…nd her teeth are so representative of her sex appeal… Now I’m not into plastic surgery, cosmetic surgery, fake tits…pussy reductions…but I do think gross teeth..that look like she smells…all rotting out of her…hits too close to home…if you’ve been with a crackwhore…for 5 dollars..you’ll know how repulsive it can be… Which poses an important question – is brown teeth a fetish? TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Drew Barrymore Brown Teeth Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have some Australia FETISH I am destined to track down and stare at every single TIT created in Australia….I like how trashy they sound and are while drunk and taking as much dick as they can in a bikini looking fit….Australia…it is my life work….and when pictures like this happen, knowing that my life work is documenting all TITS from Australia, you have no choice but to assume they are a sign for the Australian TIT Gods….you have no choice but to assume that me, some loser, obese, mexican in Canada, is connected to all Australia tits at a higher level, with higher purpose… This Australian is named Catherine McNeil…she has been modeling since she was 14…which would seem criminal if the photo studio was in my basement and the photographer was Roman Polanski…..but he prefers bathrooms…and modeling at 14 would probably explain why she’s a lesbian, all strippers exploited by men fucking hate men even if they still fuck men…I mean that or because lesbian is good for business….either way – AUSTRALIA TITS… The post Catherine McNeil Tits of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Anna Kendrick may be a celebrated actress, who does all kinds of roles, from shitty comedy, to more serious things, because that’s what celebrated actors do. There’s usually no reason for them being celebrated actresses, other than that their mom is Goldie Hawn , or someone else in the industry….but for some reason, the industry has decided she’s one of the top 10 most hireable, one of the top 10 highest paid, all while having a stupid fucking mouth. It makes no sense to me…both her mouth and her career…but it exists and who am I to question the authority of media that distracts us as the government does all kinds of fucking up things… The post Anna Kendrick Mouth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Turn the audio on….I find this an inspiring video – that dials right into what this site, and in turn what I contribute to the world…only far less hot… I am not a believer that women shit, until I am forced to believe it with shit on my dick after fucking their asses… But I guess they can fart…and when it looks like this, it still smells like shit, but it’s not so bad… The post Inspirational Video and Current Mood of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elle Fanning is the Ali Lohan to Lindsay Lohan, the Jamie Lynn Spears to Britney, the Ashlee Simpson to Jessica…or most excitingly…Haley Duff…but more the Julia Roberts to Eric Roberts…you know the celebrity riding the more famous siblings riding her sister’s coattails, because the older sibling paved the way for her to enter the scene…and the stage parents learned from their mistakes and bad deals from their first attempt at the industry… You know the younger, cuter one replacing her the washed up egotistical one….and this Elle Fanning is talways in her fitness gear – rocking the sports bra – and tight pants because it’s subtle whoring…fitness whoring at luckily at 18 she knows she’s gotta maintain that body in order to maintain a career in Hollywood….unlike all these fat girls getting attention for being fat….and thank god for that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Fanning’s Youthful Booty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The hightlight of Karolina Kurkova’s career as far as I’m concerned was when she did the Victoria’s Secret fashion show and didn’t fit into any of the outfits that they had already sized her for – which as Trump would say – she blew up 60 lbs in a short period of time – and didn’t quite explode but was definitely a MISS PIGGY… IT WAS 2008 AND YOU CAN CLICK THIS LINK TO SEE IT BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN POSTING NONSENSE TO THIS SITE CALLING MODELS FAT SINCE 2004 MOTHERFUCKERS That said, she has since made a serious comeback, it’s been 8 fucking years, she’s had time to go back to her model roots and either do fitness or starve herself, when the work stopped coming in…she realized that not only TRUMP likes models skinny, every mother fucker out there, even HILLARY CLINTON supports like models skinny, 98 percent of gay men in the industry have called fat models more than just MISS PIGGY historically…so we can angle it as “FAT GIRLS ARE PEOPLE TOO”…which the media loves doing now…but for 100 fucking years…fat people were people too, they worked as bakers, clerks, even behind the scenes…and weren’t fucking models….or they were if they were rich enough… Karolina Kurkova clearly knows what matters, all it took was some weightloss to be amazing, that logic applies to everyone…because fat lives matter as much as the fat person killing themselves think their lives matter….not very much. The post Karolina Kurkova’s Less Fat in Grazia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am not into Anna Kendrick….in fact her face annoys me…there’s something about her mouth that just prevents me from wanting me to fuck it…you know like in the pornos, all romantic-like, grabbing at her ears and thrusting it….and I’m usually into doing that to all women….even gross ones…especailly if they’ve been in movies and I know they are overpaid, rich as fuck, brats who sold themselves to the industry…like the hookers they are… But she’s got tits…that the wants you to see…probably to distract from her grey hair…the horror…oh the horror…bitch gettin’ old….who knows here aging will take her face..but being average looking took her here..and that’s not a bad place to be.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Anna Kedrick Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
New Music: Chocolate Droppa Feat. Migos & T.I. – “Baller Alert” Kevin Hart has promised to come for your favorite rapper’s neck — and here he is. “Chocolate Droppa” has dropped his first single, and has two of Atlanta’s heavy hitters helping him out. Take a listen: In case you were wondering who Droppa plans to come after in the industry with his new project…take your pick. As he told E!news : Instagram/WENN/AKM-GSI/Splash
This one sure is a doozy, so hang on tight – Rose McGowan, in real life, wrote an essay for The Hollywood Reporter in which she says that walking along a carpet that is red is kind of like a form of rape. Let that sink in. But not too hard, we wouldn’t want you to lose all faith in humanity. You know, again . As Rose tells it , “my experience on the red carpet has been a journey of defiance, then one-of-a-kind acquiescence and finally a refusal to play by invented rules passed down through an aged system.” And yeah, that’s totally fair. Also fair is Rose’s statement that it’s “unlikely” she’ll walk a red carpet anytime soon. If she does, she writes, “I will do my own makeup and dress” because “I’m an adult and I’ve known how to for a long time.” Good for her or whatever, right? But Rose starts to lose the plot when she reveals that during her last red carpet extravaganza, she informed the poor soul interviewing her that “it felt like visual rape” when the cameras would zoom in to capture her look. To put it simply, oh hell no. You’d really think that, at this point, celebrities would realize how inappropriate it is to compare anything to rape. The concept is sincerely not that difficult to grasp. So sorry, Rose, but a lot of people just can’t bear to muster up the strength to pity you for wearing fancy clothes and accessories and having everyone gush about how pretty you are. Thankfully, Rose writes that she’s “fairly sure” her little quote about rape never aired anywhere. Thank goodness for small miracles. Now, to be fair to Rose, she’s always been passionate about women’s rights and battling sexism. Remember earlier this year when she slammed the hell out of that X-Men: Apocalypse billboard that showed Jennifer Lawrence’s character being choked by Apocalypse, a male character? She called it “offensive and frankly, stupid.” Then back in November of last year, she took issue with Caitlyn Jenner’s joke that the “hardest part about being a woman is figuring out what to wear.” Because, as she wrote in an angry Facebook post, “we are more than the stereotypes foisted upon us by people like you.” So while it’s clear that Rose’s heart is in the right place, she still could really do with a healthy dose of common sense. Unfortunately, later in Rose’s little essay, she writes that “actresses are just brainwashed and part of the machine.” “They don’t realize they don’t have to be,” so it doesn’t seem like there’s much sense to be had with her these days. Here’s a little tip for Rose: don’t refer to every woman in your industry as “brainwashed,” and don’t – why does this even need to be said? – refer to walking on a damn red carpet as “visual rape.” Like we said – being a decent, reasonable human being is really, really not that difficult a concept.
