I make fun of Vanessa Hudgens and call her Vanessa Pudgens partially because I am a cyber bully at my core, who really hates fat girls, but as much as the fact that I hate that bullying is being outlawed, because bullying is what builds character and filters out the weak. It prepares us for real life that has rejection, and favoritism, cuz not everyone is created equal phsyically, mentally or socially. I also feel like you can’t really bully a celeb, because they are the vapid sperm left on the floor of the public YMCA bathroom at least in terms of their contribution to society. The distraction from real life issues. The celebration of people. Like some kind of sick popularity contest, that if it exists and if they are well paid to be part of it, they sure as fuck better look the part…leading to very little wiggle room when it comes to a bikini body. I saw spring breakers, there was a lot of wiggle and jiggle in her bikini, like bitch didn’t even care to get in shape before shooting sending a horrible message of laziness to the world. But at least she’s working out here and now. It’s a better look for her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I have a fake fetish, one that I just find funny to put out there with girls, just to get a reaction, because my life is boring and getting reactions out of people, keeps me mildly entertained. That fake fetish is sniffing bike seats. I like to either go up to girls on their bikes and ask them outright, or I just pretend to do it to get a reaction, and every single time, I’ve been looked at with disgust or told off. It’s like girls are cool with rubbing their sweaty vaginas all over their seats, sometimes in skirts with no panties, or bikinis…..but for a random awesome dude to want a sniff, they act like I’m some kind of rapist, it’s not like even asking them to suck my dick a back alley or some shit, I mean if someone asked me to sniff my seat, I’d tell them to be my guest, because really that shit is harmless….even if the seat has AIDS, which I am sure is scientifically possible, because you don’t sniff with your exposed dick, and you don’t get your mouth on it, unless you get real close to take it all in….and I think that maybe this fake fetish is growing into a real fetish…all thanks to this post….at least it distracts me from Tisdale’s mangled face.
I have a fake fetish, one that I just find funny to put out there with girls, just to get a reaction, because my life is boring and getting reactions out of people, keeps me mildly entertained. That fake fetish is sniffing bike seats. I like to either go up to girls on their bikes and ask them outright, or I just pretend to do it to get a reaction, and every single time, I’ve been looked at with disgust or told off. It’s like girls are cool with rubbing their sweaty vaginas all over their seats, sometimes in skirts with no panties, or bikinis…..but for a random awesome dude to want a sniff, they act like I’m some kind of rapist, it’s not like even asking them to suck my dick a back alley or some shit, I mean if someone asked me to sniff my seat, I’d tell them to be my guest, because really that shit is harmless….even if the seat has AIDS, which I am sure is scientifically possible, because you don’t sniff with your exposed dick, and you don’t get your mouth on it, unless you get real close to take it all in….and I think that maybe this fake fetish is growing into a real fetish…all thanks to this post….at least it distracts me from Tisdale’s mangled face.
Anja Rubik is a top model and she’s just landed an ad campaign for some shoe company that doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things, but that are probably paying her a lot of money, because that’s how the fashion industry works, they lure all these people in with glamour and make them buy all this useless shit for a lot of fucking money even though it costs a dollar to make, getting so many people rich in the process, and making so many people who can’t afford the shit feel inadequate. Fucking bullies. Now, despite the industry being a pile of shit, evil, corporate greed fueled, they do hire some interesting women, tall and lean, and they do get them naked a lot of the time, because ultimately we’re all fucking perverts, sex sells, and they can pass it off as art in their perfect format their industry has crafted. So I’m into seeing Anna Rubik, a model who’s tits I have seen, spread eagled, even if she’s in panties, for some ad campaign, cuz it’s so gutter, yet so fancy, at the same time, all thanks to a little black and white.
Anja Rubik is a top model and she’s just landed an ad campaign for some shoe company that doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things, but that are probably paying her a lot of money, because that’s how the fashion industry works, they lure all these people in with glamour and make them buy all this useless shit for a lot of fucking money even though it costs a dollar to make, getting so many people rich in the process, and making so many people who can’t afford the shit feel inadequate. Fucking bullies. Now, despite the industry being a pile of shit, evil, corporate greed fueled, they do hire some interesting women, tall and lean, and they do get them naked a lot of the time, because ultimately we’re all fucking perverts, sex sells, and they can pass it off as art in their perfect format their industry has crafted. So I’m into seeing Anna Rubik, a model who’s tits I have seen, spread eagled, even if she’s in panties, for some ad campaign, cuz it’s so gutter, yet so fancy, at the same time, all thanks to a little black and white.
Trance is a movie by Danny Boyle, who happens to be Rosario Dawson’s boyfriend, and who leaked that she had nude scenes in the movie, despite having already seen her nude, I mean her first role was in a see through bra at 16 in KIDS, but yeah, she’s also showing her pussy, a pussy Danny Boyle is dating, and a pussy Danny Boyle leaked to the press, because they wanna hype this movie up and you know what, when it involves pussy lip, I appreciate that marketing strategy. I’m kinda likiking this pic, I’m gonna have to go see the movie, that’s what they want me to think, their strategy worked.
I had the chance to interview, Kimberly Kane, who is getting a lot of hype for being in Wonder Woman XXX , but who I was talking to about Orgy University, a movie that she directed, that is loosely based on Carrie and that you can see an EXCLUSIVE HARDCORE CLIP OF HERE . Here’s the interview with Kimberly Kane, who really doesn’t seem to like me very much. How did you get into the industry I got into the industry through a friend. She was going to a set to pick up a check. I went with her and felt really comfortable and right at home. The director asked me if I’d ever do a scene and I said yes. I got tested and did my first scene. We’re you at all concerned about what friends and family would think of your choice Not really, my mother was a dancer and she also produced a few softcore/arthouse movies so I grew up around very sex positive people so it wasn’t a surprise that I chose the profession that I did. What was your favorite part of being in front of the Camera? I’m still in front of the camera and my favorite part is the chemistry you have with your fellow performer and doing a really great scene. What inspired you to get behind the scenes? I have a big imagination and I had the opportunity to direct and I took it. It’s another great part of the job. I watched a teaser of your latest , I was into it, how would you describe your style? My style is ALT which mean to me, an alternative to the normal porn you see all the time. I make porn that has a dark vibe and is very stylish without loosing the most important part, sexual intensity. Who would you say your influences from mainstream movies are? I don’t watch a ton of movies, I get a lot of influence from photography. I like Nan Goldin, Nobuyoshi Araki, Larry Clark & Richard Kern to name a few. Based on your experience, what is the flaw in porn movies today ? We just don’t have the time to make a movie that has really developed stories. Most of our movies are shot in 1-3 days so some things get left out or you don’t get everything you want to make the movie fuller. But usually as long as the sex is good the critics can be forgiving. What do you think the public wants out of a movie ? Really chemistry, intensity, quality & production value. How are you going to change the game? I already am. Your Wikipedia page says you are into role playing games and my readers are socially awkward Virgins, can you confirm this is truth and not just a strategy to prey on losers by telling them you are into the only thing they have going for them ? You opinion about your readers and people who play games is rude and misguided. I play dnd with my friends. We played for along time, then we got an opportunity to make it into an online show called “I Hit It With My Axe” and people loved it. We stopped shooting the show a few years ago but continued to play and still do. I like getting together with friends and playing a game. Maybe you should try it sometime. You’re lovely, lets get married under the sunset on our first date. Pass Wow. that hurts me at my core. Good thing I have no soul. Otherwise this rejection would lead to suicide. Even if she rejected me, I win, cuz I get to watch her fuck, if I really want to Follow this link to see the exclusive clip
I had the chance to interview, Kimberly Kane, who is getting a lot of hype for being in Wonder Woman XXX , but who I was talking to about Orgy University, a movie that she directed, that is loosely based on Carrie and that you can see an EXCLUSIVE HARDCORE CLIP OF HERE . Here’s the interview with Kimberly Kane, who really doesn’t seem to like me very much. How did you get into the industry I got into the industry through a friend. She was going to a set to pick up a check. I went with her and felt really comfortable and right at home. The director asked me if I’d ever do a scene and I said yes. I got tested and did my first scene. We’re you at all concerned about what friends and family would think of your choice Not really, my mother was a dancer and she also produced a few softcore/arthouse movies so I grew up around very sex positive people so it wasn’t a surprise that I chose the profession that I did. What was your favorite part of being in front of the Camera? I’m still in front of the camera and my favorite part is the chemistry you have with your fellow performer and doing a really great scene. What inspired you to get behind the scenes? I have a big imagination and I had the opportunity to direct and I took it. It’s another great part of the job. I watched a teaser of your latest , I was into it, how would you describe your style? My style is ALT which mean to me, an alternative to the normal porn you see all the time. I make porn that has a dark vibe and is very stylish without loosing the most important part, sexual intensity. Who would you say your influences from mainstream movies are? I don’t watch a ton of movies, I get a lot of influence from photography. I like Nan Goldin, Nobuyoshi Araki, Larry Clark & Richard Kern to name a few. Based on your experience, what is the flaw in porn movies today ? We just don’t have the time to make a movie that has really developed stories. Most of our movies are shot in 1-3 days so some things get left out or you don’t get everything you want to make the movie fuller. But usually as long as the sex is good the critics can be forgiving. What do you think the public wants out of a movie ? Really chemistry, intensity, quality & production value. How are you going to change the game? I already am. Your Wikipedia page says you are into role playing games and my readers are socially awkward Virgins, can you confirm this is truth and not just a strategy to prey on losers by telling them you are into the only thing they have going for them ? You opinion about your readers and people who play games is rude and misguided. I play dnd with my friends. We played for along time, then we got an opportunity to make it into an online show called “I Hit It With My Axe” and people loved it. We stopped shooting the show a few years ago but continued to play and still do. I like getting together with friends and playing a game. Maybe you should try it sometime. You’re lovely, lets get married under the sunset on our first date. Pass Wow. that hurts me at my core. Good thing I have no soul. Otherwise this rejection would lead to suicide. Even if she rejected me, I win, cuz I get to watch her fuck, if I really want to Follow this link to see the exclusive clip
Cara Delvingne is one of the hottest models on the rise. She’s getting booked for everything, she’s probably already dating Leonardo DiCaprio as new models often do but more importantly, she’s doing it right, you know paying her dues like s good model should, by showing her tits for fashion, even when she probably doesn’t, just to show the people at the magazines and in the industry that she’s ready to play fucking ball and I’m ready to stroke my limp dick imagining it was our wedding night and I did too much coke to satisfy her just married needs.
Mob Wives Chicago star Pia Rizza totally had her sights set on a Playboy pictorial. Sad. Playboy rejected her , but another opportunity has presented itself. In porn. Earlier this month, some Pia Rizza nude photos “leaked” and she tried to use them to pique interest from Hugh Hefner’s magazine. Playboy? Unmoved. However, adult film company Brazzers is offering the Mob Wife $100,000 since they feel her “fierce sexual energy has taken the world by storm.” Pause for laughter and/or head-scratching. Okay now. Where were we. A rep for Brazzers says they want her so bad , they would love her to film some porn, but they’re willing to negotiate as well. If Pia would prefer to do a pictorial, they would be up for that as well. As long as the sexy star of a random reality show is associated with their brand. They’d prefer porn, to be clear. But whatever it takes. Brazzers has submitted their six-figure offer in an open letter. No word if she’d really consider it … but in this case there may actually be a chance.
