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10 Things You Didn’t Know About The Impending Apocalypse

Now that National Geographic Explorer exposed Iran's potential to develop nuclear weapons, it's best to prepare ourselves for the worst case scenario. Here are ten things to help get you through the inevitable nuclear apocalypse. The Best Links: Read More At National Geographic Explorer View

Tiger and Elin Woods: A Portrait of Happiness

Tiger Woods and his estranged wife Elin have been doing everything they can to work out their issues, even after he so blatantly lost his way in recent years. By lost his way, we mean he lost his pants. In the presence of pretty much any cocktail waitress that caught his eye. All while married with two little children. While a dozen Tiger Woods mistresses coming out of the woodwork is difficult to forgive and impossible to forget, their family life is getting back to normal. Earlier this month, Elin moved back in to begin the process of rebuilding their marriage and Tiger’s image. Now they’ve made it a whole week under one roof! Sources close to the family say Tiger’s been staying with Elin at their Isleworth estate for the past eight nights, and in that time, they’ve been spotted kissing ! Tiger and Elin in happier times … such times may yet return . Elin Woods has also been seen around town with a rejuvenated demeanor , according to witnesses, having renewed her commitment to Tiger and their family. As for Tiger’s golf return, he was practicing like a madman before the weather turned sour, but on the plus side, that means more time indoors with the fam. Woods has hired Ari Fleischer , former White House Press Secretary and current sports PR guru, to prep him for his inevitable (and some say imminent) return. Some have pegged his return for the private Tavistock Cup right at home in Orlando March 22, although the word on the street is Elin isn’t expected to attend. What do you think of Elin’s decision to stay with Tiger?

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David Paterson Has Not Resigned Today

New York Gov. David Paterson consulted with “key Democratic leaders” over the weekend to discuss either a) his imminent resignation pending a New York Times report that he is a corrupt snuggling swinger or b) just talk about stuff. Paterson has been battling maddeningly vague rumors that the Times is on the verge of publishing a career-ending story detailing either previously undisclosed marital infidelities or some sort of official corruption that will cause him to immediately resign. Today the Associated Press reports that Paterson spent the weekend in meetings and on phone calls with Democratic leaders , apparently prepping them for the fallout: A Democrat close to the situation, though, said the meetings included discussions about whether Paterson would resign or announce he will not run because of the unsubstantiated claims in the whisper campaign surrounding the governor’s behavior. The Democrat spoke on condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the issue. Paterson’s spokeswoman told the AP that the calls were routine fundraising and strategy sessions. She also told Gawker yesterday that the mythical Times story does in fact exist, and that it’s a perfectly normal boring profile for Metro. In the exceedingly likely event that Paterson’s spokeswoman is lying while desperately trying to forestall the inevitable, several possible scenarios have emerged: There’s the swinging thing, which is buttressed by recent stories in the New York Post about a state trooper on the governor’s security detail discovering Paterson “snuggling together” with an unidentified woman in a closet and Paterson being spotted “neck-kissing” a young lady in a New Jersey restaurant. There’s also a rather run-of-the-mill corruption angle: Paterson recently delivered a contract to run a casino at the Aqueduct racetrack in Queens to a company that Queens politico Rev. Floyd Flake partly owns, after which Flake met with Paterson to discuss a possible endorsement for Paterson’s re-election bid . The Post ‘s Fred Dicker writes today that many of Paterson’s aides consider the Aqueduct deal “corrupt” and are threatening to quit over it , and that Paterson’s “poor work habits and late-night, booze-fueled ‘disappearances’ at trendy nightclubs and undisclosed locations” have wrecked his staff’s confidence. Meanwhile, GOP gubernatorial candidate Rick Lazio can’t stand the suspense anymore, and has issued a statement calling for the Times to—as the Albany Times-Union puts it— “print or get off the pot” : “The rumors about the Governor are a sad reflection of Albany politics,” Lazio said. “No public official deserves to be the subject of over a week of innuendo and nasty speculation. If the New York Times is working on or has a story then they should confirm or print it. If they do not, then they have an obligation to stop this rumor mongering right now. Common decency demands it.” UPDATE: Politico’s Ben Smith reports that the Times is set to interview Paterson tomorrow .

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Sexxy Exploded Underwear Pics Fascinate CNN’s Rick Sanchez

Rick Sanchez is usually a straight-forward, if shouty, news anchor. But tonight while filling in for Campbell Brown, Sanchez could barely contain his excitement over pictures of the Underwear Bomber’s blasted briefs, obtained just minutes before by CNN

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Pole Dance Ruins Wedding

A drunken guest gets carried away dancing with the pole holding up the wedding tent. And then the inevitable happens.

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Carey Mulligan

CELEBRITY BUZZ : The 24-year-old An Education star is the new Hollywood It girl, thanks to Oscar buzz and the unfortunate choice of Shia LaBeouf as a boyfriend. Aside from Shia, she's smart and charming and a fashionplate and all that you want from an ingenue (with a pixie haircut to boot)

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Nicole Forrester Apologizes to Fergie, Insults Josh Duhamel’s Pounding Prowess

Nicole Forrester has a message for Fergie: Sorry! She also has a message for Josh Duhamel: You suck in bed! Appearing on Extra this week, the woman that claims she spread her legs for Duhamel in early October apologized to his wife for banging her beau, adding: “I thought, ‘Nobody’s gonna find out. It’s not gonna hurt anybody…’ I’m sorry that I didn’t think of it like I think of it now.” While Fergie might be smarting by the rumored betrayal, Forrester says she’s suffered from the story, too.

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Stephanie Pratt Calls DUI Arrest a Blessing

It was a case of art imitating life …

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Dear Levi, Please Do Not Worry about the Size of Your Penis

Oh no! Page Six says Levi Johnston has reached the inevitable size-anxiety portion of his pre- Playgirl mental training, making this the perfect time for some thinly-veiled lies about why we will love him even in the event of ugly weiner. What if it’s too small? Grower not a shower, baby.

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Billy Mays Halloween Costumes Get Family Endorsement

Rather than fight the inevitable, the late informercial king’s son holds a contest

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