Come hither. That's what many people want to say when they attempt to pose in seductive fashion on the Internet. But they don't always succeed. In the following pictures, for example, they fail so miserably that they might as well be saying something else entirely via these supposedly sexy selfies: Run far, far, far away… 1. The Look on That Woman’s Face Says It All And we don’t mean the woman with the camera. 2. Because When People See Toilet Paper, They Think of Bare Butts We guess that’s hot? 3. At Least Grandma is Striking This Pose That’s the only silver lining we can think of. 4. Know What is NOT Sexy? A guy sitting on the toilet, dropping a deuce, in the background of your same-sex smooch. 5. I’ll Spread My Legs for You Like THIS Wait, sorry, what? All I see is the guy back there flipping the bird. 6. Check Us Out, Fellas… … ummm, in jail? View Slideshow
Back in August of 2015, Rosie O’Donnell’s daughter Chelsea went missing . The TV personality publicly asked for help in locating the teen, but it was later revealed that Chelsea, who is adopted, had willingly left O’Donnell’s home in order to live with her biological mother . Now 19, Chelsea Belle O’Donnell is speaking out for the first time about like with Rosie – and her comments aren’t doing any wonders for the former View host’s reputation. In a newly-released interview with the Daily Mail, Chelsea paints a harrowing picture of her childhood, claiming that O’Donnell was frequently drunk and often engaged in verbal abuse. In the excerpt that seems to be gaining the most traction on social media, Chelsea reveals that Rosie once threatened to hit her with a wine bottle: “A couple of weeks prior, I had gotten a tattoo,” she tells the tabloid. “[Rosie] had spyware on my phone so she could see pretty much everything I did. She called me into her room and asked me about the tattoo. I denied it. She asked me to take off my clothes — she didn’t know where [the tattoo] was — to show her and I refused.” Chelsea says Rosie became increasingly angry and eventually chased her through the house: “She picked up a wine bottle and started chasing me, trying to take off my clothes,” Chelsea claims. “She told me if I didn’t show her, if I tried to leave, that she would hit me with the wine bottle.” The teen goes on to say that such incidents were not unusual in the O’Donnell household: “Since I was 12, Rosie has been verbally abusive and that was something I didn’t like, making me feel that there was something wrong with me,” Chelsea alleges. She claims she thought about reporting her adoptive mother to the police, but didn’t because of Rosie’s celebrity status: “I didn’t go to the police because of who she is. She would have tried to say I was crazy and they just wouldn’t believe me. I felt it was her word against mine and why wouldn’t they believe her over me?” As for Rosie’s claim that her daughter went missing in 2015, Chelsea says that’s completely bogus, and that O’Donnell had in fact kicked her out: “She knew,” Chelsea tells the Mail. “She was talking to me when I was down [in New Jersey]. She had called the person I was with too. The day after she had kicked me out, she had gotten in contact with that person. As he doesn’t seem to have much else on his plate, you can expect Donald Trump to tweet about the O’Donnell situation in the next hour or so. View Slideshow: 19 Celebrities Accused of Domestic Violence
Kids are the best. We all know this to be true. Let's face it, though: Kids are also the worst. Yes, of course (almost) all parents will say that becoming a mother or a father is worthwhile. It's the most rewarding role of one's life and all that. But it can also drive you temporarily insane, for just some of the reasons listed below… 1. They Hog the Bathroom And God knows what they do in there. 2. They Insist on Dressing Themselves And they just don’t understand that you can’t wear a black belt with brown shoes. 3. They’re Adorable… … but they also fart all the time. 4. They Vomit A lot. 5. They Pee on Themselves And, on many occasions, on you as well. 6. They Don’t Comprehend the Concept of Personal Space You have a crib of your own, kid. View Slideshow
If all the recent accusations are to be believed, Drake has been fertilizing wombs with about the same frequency that he releases radio-friendly hip hop/R&B fusion hits. Last month, an Instagram model named Layla Lace claimed that Drake knocked her up . Now, a porn star named Sophie Brussaux is also claiming that she’s pregnant with a lil Drizzy – and she says she’s got the receipts to prove it. Brussaux says she hooked up with the Canadian crooner shortly after Drake split from Jennifer Lopez . She claims she’s currently 3 1/2 months pregnant, and she’s hired two high-end to get Drake to acknowledge the baby and agree to child support terms. TMZ has obtained what Brussaux says are copies of text message conversations she had with Drake , in which he pressured her to get an abortion. The site has published one such conversation that reads thusly: Drake: I want you to have an abortion. Brussaux: I can’t kill my baby simply to indulge you sorry. Drake: Indulge me? F*** you. Brussaux: What? Drake: You do know what you’re doing you think you’re going to get money[?] Obviously, it’ll be pretty tough for Drake to deny knowledge of the pregnancy if these texts turn out be legit. Interestingly, he’s remained mum on the topic on social media thus far. Drake denies getting Lace pregnant , but has yet to speak out on the Brussaux matter personally. Moments ago, his attorneys issued a statement calling Brussaux’s character into question. “This woman has a very questionable background. She has admitted to having multiple relationships,” the statement reads. “We understand she may have problems getting into the United States. She’s one of many women claiming he got them pregnant.” The lawyers add: “If it is in fact Drake’s child, which he does not believe, he would do the right thing by the child.” They go on to claim that Brussaux was having sex with another famous rapper at the same time as Drake, and the unnamed hip hop star has all but acknowledged that the baby is his. So Drizzy was gettin’ it in with another rapper’s girl again ? Did he learn nothing from the drama that ensued when he banged Lil Wayne’s girlfriend ? BTW, if you’re the betting type and want to put some dollars down on which rapper actually knocked up Brussaux, smart money’s on Weezy. He’s got like 47 kids already, and clearly he and Drake have the same taste in women. View Slideshow: Drake: A History of Women He May Have Dated
OK, so maybe I need to stop questioning why Emily Ratajkowski has over 12.5 million followers on Instagram. Because if she’s going to keep putting up pictures like this on a regular basis, she deserves even more. Like 100-200 million more. Whatever it takes to keep Emily from actually getting a real job and keeps her Instagram model career going. So come on people. Do your part.
Here’s another Instagram model Taylor Hannum modelling some swimwear line. I don’t know much about her, but if you take a peak at her Instagram page you’ll notice that she’s a dog lover and since I’m a big dog lover too, I think we should date. I mean what are the odds that we both love cute, little furry animals? Anyway, go check out her page , you won’t be disappointed. » view all 88 photos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs8PXAa_Iuc Big Brother UK’s Skye Wheatley is a known Instagram model. We think Skye’s butt is actually pretty uneventful and the attention is a result of reflex angles, but some people are saying she got her backside surgically enhanced. The Australian has admitted to having plastic surgery on her mug and boobs, but says her cakes are the result of “working out.” We’ve got her cake videos and Instagram pictures so you can make the asses-sment yourselves. Turn the pages and peep. https://instagram.com/p/BTD-U0jliYK/ Instagram/Youtube https://instagram.com/p/BSR37HXlXmt/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs8PXAa_Iuc https://instagram.com/p/BSsq18OFc_X/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lGtoE-Jsuw https://instagram.com/p/BTBvOKlFYDN/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki2jjYyy7fI https://instagram.com/p/BSNAY16FnZf/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zf3PaBtvRZE https://instagram.com/p/BRaPjSgFp2Z/ Instagram/Youtube
Nicki Minaj wore a great shirt…BONDAGE ropes…because she’s so fucking hard… Just not hard enough to show her actual tits – because despite being a shameless, plastic surgery ridden, monster – who basically through out her candy-coated – acting school nonsense act for the record labels to speak to the direction the kids of today respond to – like porn and slutty bad behavior – she shifted…. So she’ll get out there with her tits tied up like a fetish video, for a selfie…but she won’t actually be in the fetish video because that’s crossing the line… Even though Nicki Minaj is a fetish in and of herself, that some people jerk off to, meaning to at least one person out there – her big titty implants are a fetish…so this one’s for you… I find the whole thing pretty boring…really.. The post Nicki Minaj Rope Shirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ireland Baldwin is my kind of monster…but not really my anything because she blocked me off all social media early on in her quest to get famous – when she took the surf beach girl with a boyfriend angle and failed – so she went dark, lesbian, tattooed, and dumpy instead…. Something, she’s now getting very low level press supporting, that whole Body Positive thing..because what else is a girl to do when she’s 6 foot 5 and 250 lbs…something she shouldn’t really hate about herself – dudes will fuck anything – not to mention Kim Bassinger is her mom – and that’s hot in and of itself…and Alec Baldwin her dad he calls her a little pig – who made her like this is more ways than one – but who will be able to throw money at the problem as most rich dads do… Well..she’s in a bikini and it’s not that bad…I like the shameless tit flash for the papaparazzi because he knows what matters…TITS Matter She’s such a fucking mess. It’s wonderful.. When she’s being a monster on the beach..her leach / mooch / cousin who is actually living the instagram model dream – who she probably hates was at coachella…in a bra top… TO SEE ALL THE WHORES AT COACHELLA CHECK THIS MASSIVE ROUND-UP BY CLICKING HERE The post Ireland Baldwin in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Because no holiday weekend would be complete without new pictures of Emily Ratajkowski showing off her booty (and/or bikini body), here’s a quick update from everyone’s favorite professional Instagram model: she went to Coachella and looked super hot doing it. Big surprise, right? Anyway, since I’m such a nice guy (stop laughing), I decided I’d go ahead and add on one of her photoshoots to this post too. That way, everybody goes home happy. Especially the Little Tuna. Enjoy. A post shared by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Apr 14, 2017 at 10:29am PDT A post shared by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on Apr 15, 2017 at 1:31pm PDT
