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Bella Thorne is Living the American Dream of the DAy

Posted on July 4, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Bella Thorne is Living the American Dream… Only in America can you be the product of lazy fucking parents, who look at their kids as an opportunity to cash the fuck out, because that’s what happens when you’re an ego, you think you cum gold, and you have to devote your life to making sure that cum grows up into a famous and successful earner….ideally on TV< but they’d settle with bootleg model, just so long as they don’t have to work and can turn being a parent into being a “manager”…. Only in America can a girl who gets on TV, not a very lucrative show, but still a show with enough creepy dad’s who sexualize her, to make her social media following relevant….and large enough to cash in….only to post subtle slutty but not that slutty even though it is obviously slutty and the sole purpose of the pic is to get male attention rather than to show her fitness form at pilates… Only in American can that low level slutty – make dreams come true….and your audience grows and grows…making your paychecks grown and grow….so Trashy Florida parents can buy all the trashy things they want…but instead of doing it back in Florida…they’re Hollywood now…living the fucking dream… Here are some of her best instagram model – because instagram models are the real people who are living the dream – slutty pics… [gallery ids="181553,181556,181549,181547,180843,181205,180847,177467,177466,177078,177068,177070,176184,174904,174903,174902,174893,173272,173271,173002,170254,170260,154342,103532"] The post Bella Thorne is Living the American Dream of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Billionaire – Nicola Peltz – Cheesy Inflatable Bikini Porn of the Day

Posted on June 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nicola Peltz is a hot rich chick who makes me laugh, not just because she’s doing a cheesy inflatable unicorn picture like all the fame-whores, last year the trendy inflatable prop was the massive swan, this year it’s this…a unicorn…ridiculous but that alone doesn’t annoy me or offend me. Anything to get a girl in a bikini, to show the world how good she looks in a bikini…because she looks good in a bikini….so thanks for the update bro.. But the funny thing is that she’s in a fucking movie…she’s a billionaire – yet she’s still low level instagram whoring in attempting to matter in the grand scheme of the entertainment world because money can buy her everything, even movie roles, PR teams and the best outfit and locations but it can’t buy the love and adoration of people everywhere….to validate her existence… Sidenote, she’s fucked Bieber… The post Billionaire – Nicola Peltz – Cheesy Inflatable Bikini Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Photoshopped Sophie Simmons Plays Washed Up Model of the Day

Posted on June 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ fat daughter, who I guess is less fat, at least based on her back, because why the fuck wouldn’t she be fit, she’s got access to all the money in the world and all it takes is hiring a fucking trainer to whip her into shape on her schedule in her home gym….which would take work…so why work when you have all the money in the world and don’t need to work…or workout…and you can afford all that great food…. I mean that was before she was an instagram model – or aspiring instagram model – addicted to the fame from being on TV, trying to follow her mother’s lead, thinking she’s a little hotter than she actually is thanks to positive reinforcement, trying to be the kind of girl her billionaire KISS dad was into….all while being the collector’s item real KISS fans and collectors are OBSESSED with… Because she’s looking fitter than she was, but barely, she had a minute where she was about to breakthrough before realizing that plus sized modeling is IN..so bitch squeezed IN to some lingerie…to actually have photo proof that she works… The post Photoshopped Sophie Simmons Plays Washed Up Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stella Maxwell for Maxim by Gilles Bensimon of the Day

Posted on June 2, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t give a fuck about assless Stella Maxwell. There’s something about her that I just can’t fucking stand. She’s just this opportunist who has no business being anything more than an instagram model, but she manipulated her way into the Victoria’s Secret party circle and used her fake friends to get in front of the right people – who packaged her as the hipster VS model… Then she managed to make her Miley go alone with the whole being a lesbian – because it was good marketing for her tour that as soon as it ended went back to Miley being normal, you know putting that “character” up on the shelf until it’s next public appearance after the cash grab….and that mutually beneficial hustle from manipulating Miley to help endorse her…worked out better for her and and the whole thing is so frustrating because I hate when garbage pulls off serious scams… But I will look at her or any skinny model bitch naked – I don’t care enough about their garbage behavior that works enough to let it outweigh her naked… These pics are for Maxim Magazine, a magazine that used to buy traffic for me when I had more traffic than they did because I am god of the internet…shot by Gilles Bensimon, the old time photographer who has been doing this since the 60s, but more interesting was DOING ELLE MACPHERSON at her prime – which is amazing because she’s amazing and these pics are obviously the best Stella Maxwell has looked – nothing a little money, fame and success can do to a set of shitty hipster tits.. The post Stella Maxwell for Maxim by Gilles Bensimon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Stella Maxwell for Maxim by Gilles Bensimon of the Day

Posted on June 2, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t give a fuck about assless Stella Maxwell. There’s something about her that I just can’t fucking stand. She’s just this opportunist who has no business being anything more than an instagram model, but she manipulated her way into the Victoria’s Secret party circle and used her fake friends to get in front of the right people – who packaged her as the hipster VS model… Then she managed to make her Miley go alone with the whole being a lesbian – because it was good marketing for her tour that as soon as it ended went back to Miley being normal, you know putting that “character” up on the shelf until it’s next public appearance after the cash grab….and that mutually beneficial hustle from manipulating Miley to help endorse her…worked out better for her and and the whole thing is so frustrating because I hate when garbage pulls off serious scams… But I will look at her or any skinny model bitch naked – I don’t care enough about their garbage behavior that works enough to let it outweigh her naked… These pics are for Maxim Magazine, a magazine that used to buy traffic for me when I had more traffic than they did because I am god of the internet…shot by Gilles Bensimon, the old time photographer who has been doing this since the 60s, but more interesting was DOING ELLE MACPHERSON at her prime – which is amazing because she’s amazing and these pics are obviously the best Stella Maxwell has looked – nothing a little money, fame and success can do to a set of shitty hipster tits.. The post Stella Maxwell for Maxim by Gilles Bensimon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dioni Tabbers is a Good Time of the Day

Posted on May 13, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dioni Tabbersis a 25 year old Dutch model isn’t bringing her TULIPS out for the TULIP season…which is now…nothing like a bad gardening joke from a Mexican garderner to get this post started…because I a self hating Mexican gardener.. She’s been at this modeling thing for a while, she’s done topless shoots over the last 5 or 6 years and despite looking like a low level instagram model, in cheesy shoots for cheesy photographers, where she showcases her amazing body…she’s actually done some significant stuff…she just hasn’t broken through with that stuff getting a huge audience…she’s hot as fuck, but I guess lost in the clutter of all the other sluts doing the same thing…who live in LA and have rich and famous parents to finance things… She’s not nearly famous enough, with almost 11,000 followers so FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM because she needs you…and we need her..at 25 she’s almost DIONI, but I don’t want to be DIONI with her…I want to be inside her… But she did bring her two tits….to these polaroids… Here’s more from her instagram… The post Dioni Tabbers is a Good Time of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Delilah Parillo Promotes Clothing of the DAy

Posted on May 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a photoshoot with model Delilah Parillio for some clothing line called Mate “The Label”… It’s not that exciting, but I follow her on instagram…so it’s like we’re friends or some shit…you know me liking her pics and her not caring because other people like her pics…and she just wants more people to like her pics…in her hipster quest to be an instagram model…leaving me feeling inadequate and alone…wondering why she doesn’t like me back, or follow me back, like I am her equal…when apparently I’m not because I’m not a famous instagram photographer or some shit… It hurts me so much to post these pics…but not really, all these whores are interchangeable.. Boring.. The post Delilah Parillo Promotes Clothing of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailee Steinfeld in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day

Posted on April 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hailee Steinfeld is some Hollywood actress who realizes that there’s more money in shitty music, you know with tours and merch and everything, plus it’s so much fun to play a popstar all dancing on stage, despite being big and awkward…rather than filming one or two movies a year that take around two to three months a year to make…leaving 9 more months to leverage that fame to make the family as much money as possible…thanks to guilt you can assume her parents make her feel when she doesn’t work, despite being 18, due to the sacrifices the family has made to give her this fucking career in the first place…even though the family has always been LA based JEWS and not really a story of struggle, packing up the van with nothing to break into the industry…a mom sucking every dick she can to get a head…and a daughter forced to watch because they live in said van and there’s not much privacy in a fucking van…. So we can assume, her acting and singing is the equivalent of working at Disney for the summer or on Weekends, it requires about as much talent and is probably less demanding than working as a waitress through college…it just pays a lot more and takes her to great places like BARBADOS…in a bikini top…where she doesn’t have that “fresh 18 year old in a bikini pussy I want to taste” pervert vibes…she’s more like the weird 18 year old you didn’t fuck in high school, but should of, because no one talked to her and she’d be easy to get up inside… All this to say, at least she’s not at Coachella. The post Hailee Steinfeld in a Bikini in Barbados of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Willa Holland Eats Pizza of the Day

Posted on April 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Willa Holland eating pizza is a bit of a fetish… Not because I am a drunkenstepfather and she was raised as Brian De Palma’s stepdaughter, thanks to having some gold digging whore mother…that has raised her to have her own career and celebrity so that they don’t have to keep sucking dick for the 20 million dollar mansion. I used to jerk off to a De Palma movie called Dressed to Kill because there’s a scene with a blonde bush, in an era where I didn’t have access to porn, but I did and still do have a bush fetish…I’d pause that VHS so fucking hard…sure it wasn’t Scarface or the Untouchables…or even Nic Cage’s Snake Eyes…but that bush scene was De Palma’s legacy…I mean…unless he was a good stepfather to Willa Holland and brought her us… The interesting thing with Willa Holland is that she’s become a hipster, self producing content creator, building her own personal brand like an instagram model, when she’s not on TV making money as an actor…since everyone needs hobbies, even people with mainstream success, maybe especially people with mainstream success, because mainstream usually means trading in your soul, integrity, art to make producers happy. The reality is, I know very little about Willa Holland or her motivations in PIZZA porn…I just know she was the hotter girl in the OC, when watching the OC got me laid by college girls…it was a simpler time…but I guess I’m still pretty simple, since girl in sports bra eating pizza is all I need to feel complete in my soul. The post Willa Holland Eats Pizza of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Josie Canseco’s Topless for a Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Josie Canseco is the 19 or 20 year old daughter of Jose Cansec. She was trashily named Josie after her daddy, because just because dude’s a roided up baseball player who made millions before shooting off his hand, doesn’t mean he’s classy…especailly when the woman he married and knocked up was either a hooters girl or cheerleader…or cocktail waitress…or whoever was fucking a pro baseball player, who in the 90s was a huge fucking star, so much of a star that she made sure to get knocked up to ensure the life of luxury….THANKS VAGINA… You know the kind of girl who can raise her daughter to know what is important in life…a hot body… Well, since she’s a hot, thin, rich kid, she’s done what is important, as a hot, think rich kid, and that’s became a model or instagram model who can leverage her name for jobs….and I encourage this behavior..since unlike the other rich kids making it as instagram models…this one is actually really fucking hot… And luckily, as an Instagram model..she’s gone topless….it’s what they need to do to matter…when they have a trust fund coming their way, why not do something fun that gives the attention they crave thanks to being little princesses with daddy issues…and that’s one of the best thing ever. Sure, these rich people are tedious, obvious, repetitive, but they are everywhere, it’s like everyone of these people has rich parents, and everyone with rich parents craves fame or attention because I guess they have good genes and can spend time and money maintaining hot… She’s doing such good shit on the internet now, imagine what will happen in 10 years when she’s a washed up nobody with a drug addiction and a lot of daddy’s money to make real fucking magic… I love what’s to come… The post Josie Canseco’s Topless for a Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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