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Shay Mitchell’s Instagram Bathing Suit Butt Shot of the Day

Shay Mitchell is a Canadian, and in being a Canadian I know people who know her, or her family, since we’re all friendly fucking neighbors, who share the same Maple Syrup while watching Hockey.. SO I’ve been told she’s the fucking worst, which is typical of Canadians, who in all their passive aggressive glory, smile and nod to each other, while going home to kill beaver, and not in the way I like to kill beaver…to let out there’s passive aggressive frustration… But once one of them makes it in America, their ego is fed, they become the big fish in the big pond, too big for their hometown, only to go back and give fake smiles to everyone in an “I’m better than you fucker, I’m on a hit show”…. Well, she’s taking the instagram model hustle of posting her ass on her social media because the fans love ass, and because that’s how instagram or really all social media works..the more slutty the more action…but don’t be too slutty or they’ll delete you unless you’re famous…they love famous people using their shit… I guess she’s trying everything she can to not be typecast as a one trick pony, while still being a trick, showing her ass…to draw attention to her, and possibly her teen novel she participated in…anything to have future opportunity…because she’s can’t and wont’ come back to Canada defeated….in fact, she’ll naturalize, marry a rich producer and stay in LA…it’s the American Dream…so here’s the ass…encourage it…for more ass The post Shay Mitchell’s Instagram Bathing Suit Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Shay Mitchell is a Canadian, and in being a Canadian I know people who know her, or her family, since we’re all friendly fucking neighbors, who share the same Maple Syrup while watching Hockey.. SO I’ve been told she’s the fucking worst, which is typical of Canadians, who in all their passive aggressive glory, smile and nod to each other, while going home to kill beaver, and not in the way I like to kill beaver…to let out there’s passive aggressive frustration… But once one of them makes it in America, their ego is fed, they become the big fish in the big pond, too big for their hometown, only to go back and give fake smiles to everyone in an “I’m better than you fucker, I’m on a hit show”…. Well, she’s taking the instagram model hustle of posting her ass on her social media because the fans love ass, and because that’s how instagram or really all social media works..the more slutty the more action…but don’t be too slutty or they’ll delete you unless you’re famous…they love famous people using their shit… I guess she’s trying everything she can to not be typecast as a one trick pony, while still being a trick, showing her ass…to draw attention to her, and possibly her teen novel she participated in…anything to have future opportunity…because she’s can’t and wont’ come back to Canada defeated….in fact, she’ll naturalize, marry a rich producer and stay in LA…it’s the American Dream…so here’s the ass…encourage it…for more ass The post Shay Mitchell’s Instagram Bathing Suit Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Notice Jessica Lowndes – Instagram Model of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is a Canadian actress, who is barely an actress, but who did go Hollywood after getting cast for 90210, a show that gave these girls these massive egos when it was released, riding off the first iteration of the show’s success, getting these girls to all the parties…only for no one to actually care, the show got canceled, they were thrown to the street pretty much unhireable… So what was this little ego to do, she couldn’t crawl back to Canada with her tail between her legs…it’s too cold in Canada and everyone will know she failed…so instead, she got fake tits, tried to launch a music career that went no where, all while maintaining a fit body, because that body was the only way to get work, and by work, I mean rich guys to pay her rent..now that she has no income… The music career didn’t go well, so she’s turned into an instagram model, and I try to ignore her, she puts pics like this everyday….and sometimes I just crack..because the level of pathetic loser, coupled with implants and round asses in thongs…is hot to me…because she knows, she’s not overrated, but that she barely exists…and that’s exciting times.. The post Notice Jessica Lowndes – Instagram Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Hills Victoria’s Secret Promo Pics of the Day

Who the fuck is Taylor Hills…. No one knows… She’s the new Victoria’s Secret model…you’ve never heard of. One of the girls…they pulled out of who the fuck knows where…who they probably hold a seriously aggressive contract over her head…where they own her and her first born…because without them…she’s just another instagram model…where they are all the fucking same, but don’t realize it…because their heads are so far up their own self involved asses that they don’t know all the pics they are posting are the fucking same….. But now she’s got a big brand behind her and America fucking loves anyone who has a stamp of approval..it makes them feel like she matters more than she does…and all I’m thinking is she’s be better suited for throat fucking porn…but then again who isn’t…even though she doens’t have that much sex appeal…we call it Anne Hathaway sex appeal…it doesn’t exist…but I would still watch her get her throat fucked.. The post Taylor Hills Victoria’s Secret Promo Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan has a Book and this is the Teaser of the Day

A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Jul 25, 2015 at 4:14pm PDT So the caption of this video is “Teaser for my Book BTW”…and I only realized that when pulling this to post and say… Lindsay Lohan has lost her fucking mind, she went from Disney Star, to crackhead, to sugar baby with rich people funding her broke ass, to instagram model…and now to person who doesn’t even know how to use social media, and accidentally post videos that they accidentally made by clicking record on their phone, in their pocket, that for some unknown reason got pushed to instagram, with caption…something that actively takes work to do…probably ambien… I don’t see how this glitchy visual, that maybe she thinks looks cool, when sedated, is a teaser for anything but how she need to hire a creative director, even if she’s working on a budget… But I guess the good news is that her book is happening, and from my experience people crazed from Syphilis, or having their childhood stolen from them, whatever the reason, as long as they are crazy…makes for good jokes…something I guess Lohan’s been good for too… All this to say, I can’t wait for it to become the lifetime movie, but I guess we’ll have to wait for her to die for that…it’ll happen in your lifetime..I’m sure. The post Lindsay Lohan has a Book and this is the Teaser of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Receding Hairline in Her Face Tuned Bikini Selfie of the Day

The fact that Lindsay Lohan was at one point a huge celebrity…. Not that she ever really did that many movies to warrant her as a huge celebrity… But like a Kardashian, she was famous for the tabloids…and the whole thing was relatively uninteresting, but people loved it… Just another child star, sold by her family to the entertainment industry, who got famous and self destructive, occasional lesbian, occasional cum rag, occasional weirdo in the corner of the bar talking to herself, because like so many redheads before her, she’s fucking crazy… Boring, but throughout it all, from anorexia to chubby coke bloat, she had this fun fake tits, that I was a fan of and even friended on facebook… But now…she’s an instagram model… No one in the world wants anything to do with her….but shitty products will pay her 5,000 dollars a product plug…pretty sad, but not as sad as premature death, that would have possibly made her story more dramatic and inclined to become an oscar winning movie, but now is just a massive fucking fail…but at least Amanda Seyfried is there to replace her… Either way, here’s some of her instagram, sugar baby, hustle, because she is still Lohan…a joke who I think will have the last laugh… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Receding Hairline in Her Face Tuned Bikini Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Queen Latifah Tits for Bessie of the Day

I was once in an elevator with Queen Latifah, who is probably the most rugged, gangster acting bitch, with an entourage of seriously hardcore dykes, who you know she puts up inside her vagina to recreate child birth, it’s a fetish…and she was actually really friendly to me and if anything I was the one weirded out because I thought I walked in on some deep south lesbian gang meeting… Well, it turns out that she’s got tits that I’d expect her to have, being overweight and older, and the reality is that these are the kinds of tits that got me through the 70s thanks to national geographic, and the kind of tits that could feed a village, that still excite me because they are floppy, real, and borderline disgusting…at least if you were to see them on an 18 year old instagram model the second the Victoria’s Secret bra gets pulled off…but on a middle aged black woman…they are heavenly… The post Queen Latifah Tits for Bessie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Does Vanity Fair of the Day

I don’t know what kind of favors were pulled for Charlotte McKinney, or who she was strategically either dating or paying a lot of money to, but for a girl who looks like Florida Trash, which makes sense because she’s from Florida and therefore by default trash….she’s gone a long fucking way.. I get that America likes blondes and America likes tits…and America likes these trashy girls who are blonde and have tits…but to have been an instagram model, turned Dancing With the Stars tits, all from one Fast Food Ad…and pretty much nothing else…you’d think some kind of scams were pulled along the way…because people love and are blinded by tits… Anyway, she’s now in Vanity Fair…and that’s just crazy…. Quote from the Magazine: “You’re five seven, you want to model, and you have ginormous boobs” was the refrain McKinney remembers hearing. “No one’s going to book you.” Before the Guess ad opened doors, she couldn’t even get a job for Miami Swim Week. “Who wouldn’t want a curvy girl in a swimsuit?,” McKinney asks rhetorically.” What a Joker…and I’m not just saying that cuz of her monster face.. The post Charlotte McKinney Does Vanity Fair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan’s Ass in a Magazine of the Day

I guess fitness Lohan hasn’t been focusing on her squats, because looking at her ass looks like her ass cheeks are being sucked into her anus…and I guess since it is Lohan, I hope her ass cheeks are wearing a condom, because she’s dirty and since it is Lohan..I wish those ass cheeks were my mouth….because I love this freckly mess in all her levels of desperate…as she slowly becomes an instagram model… The post Lindsay Lohan’s Ass in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hailee Steinfeld in Flaunt Magazine of the Day

Hailee Steinfeld has some serious fucking eyebrows..because the recently turned 18 year old…is 18 years old…and based on my extensive research on snapchat and tinder…18 year olds are all a bunch of hipster hippies…who accept that they have body hair..and who don’t go the route of Kim Kardashian, Jersey Shore and the instagram model trash by waxing it all off…but instead grow the fucker out and that is amazing… So if you want to predict a girl’s pussy hair by looking at her face…always go for the eyebrows…it will tell you a story…you’d probably rather be tasting.. I don’t remember what movies she’s been in, why she matters, but I do remember that she’s in Flaunt magazine wearing a bikini top…because it just fucking happened motherfuckers… The post Hailee Steinfeld in Flaunt Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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