Uzi says that his sassy lil shirt costs more than your mortgage. And even had 50 Cent (briefly) questioning if it was a style he could catch onto. Ultimately it was a no… YouTube/Instagram
The countdown is over. New music from Selena Gomez is finally here! Following several days worth of cryptic teases that included Instagram photos such as the one immediately below, the beloved artist has dropped both a new single and its affiliated new music video. Are you ready to delve into “Bad Liar?” In the news these days for her role as a producer on the controversial drama 13 Reasons Why , Gomez has found a way to distract critics from slamming that suicide-themed Netflix series: By making everyone wonder once again whether she's singing about Justin Bieber ! Consider these lyrics from “Bad Liar” and form your own conclusions… I was walking down the street the other day/Trying to distract myself/Then I see your face/Ooh, you got someone else. I see how your attention builds/It's like looking in a mirror/Your touch like a happy pill/But all we do is fear/All my feelings on fire/Guess I'm a bad liar. Gomez, of course, has been dating The Weeknd for several months. But this won't stop people from constantly wondering if Bieber is truly at the forefront of her mind. And also her material. “Bad Liar” marks the first new music Gomez has released since she dropped “It Ain't Me,” a collaboration with Kygo, back in February. For this new single, the 24-year-old teamed up again with Justin Tranter and Julia Michaels, who wrote most of the songs off her 2015 album, “Revival.” As you're about to find out, this pulsating track appears to tap into Gomez' punk side, clearly borrowing its pounding bass line from the Talking Heads' legendary 1977 hit “Psycho Killer. Are you a fan? Take a look at sultry Selena and take a listen to “Bad Liar” now!
The world’s most famous Cultural Appropriator, proof that Cultural Appropriation is bullshit, and that it works, is Halle Berry… She plays the black chick in HOLLYWOOD, because they like white people and need a white person who is technically black to be the black chick, but Halle Berry is so far removed from being black, but because she’s black as a technicality she can play the black… She may have been called names growing up because she was the different one in her white highschool, like the fat chick she got teased, getting all insecure before going to Hollywood and living the rich famous girl life….she got for being accessible and white enough for producers to work with her in movies – to appear like they are diverse… But I call bullshit.. I like her tits though… The post Halle Berry’s Naked Instagram Post from the Other Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’m too lazy to look up how Sara Jean Underwood ‘s quest to crowdfund her hot nobody lifestyle is going (also, I’d rather just look at these pictures instead). But judging from these shots, somebody’s gotta be paying for all these expensive trips to exotic locations. And that got me thinking, if it’s working for Sara, maybe I should start a crowdfunding page of my own, and then I can finally get that new pair of sweatpants I need. Don’t laugh. Fresh sweatpants are essential to me doing this job. Mostly because then I won’t always get kicked out of coffee shops for violating their no pants, no service policy. » view all 11 photos
You know, I realized something the other day: I spend so much time focusing on Emily Ratajkowski and her perfect funbags on this site, that sometimes I forget to focus on the rest of her body too. Including that killer booty of hers. But luckily, Emily made sure to remind me what I’ve been missing out on with her latest Instagram posts. And me and the Little Tuna received the message loud and clear. Yow.
Rumor control… Serena Williams Responds to Retirement Rumors Mother to be Serena Williams is responding to rumors that she’s going to end her career after she gives birth. The 6-month pregnant tennis titan was recently asked by TMZ if she’s considering retiring and a heavily pregnant ‘Rena wasn’t having it. “Never,” said Serena to the camera man. She also revealed her pregnancy cravings and while other pregnant ladies want ice cream and pickles, she’s keeping it healthy and snacking on vegetables. BLEH, how boring! Serena also recently kicked it in NYC with “her girl” Kelly Rowland…. and she flaunted some fly maternity gear for the ‘gram. What do YOU think about Serena shutting down retirement rumors??? WENN/Instagram
Her name is Maria Zakrzewska and she is a pantyhose fetish model for you weirdos with a pantyhose fetish…including but not limited to me…because I remember being a 18 or 19 year old dude who had a girlfriend that got an office job where she had to wear skirts to work, and who would walk around the house in pantyhose, something I had never seen before because my mother died when I was a kid, that ended up turning into a rip a hole in them…or pull them off enough to stick my dick in her…so that I could cum all over them…as you’re supposed to.. I grew out of it with the advent of internet porn, sluts, empowered nudist feminist and I’ll never be able to go back to a time when pantyhose were so innocent hot and pure…those days are done…I mean nothing really excites me at that level these days, except maybe a nap…. BUT I do still like looking at pics of pantyhose models like Maria Zakrzewska…because not everyone can be a legit model or an instagram model, some bitches need to get paid to show pics of their feet to weirdos…or this…. Sure it’s for a Fashion magazine, but that’s just code for porn so that they secure ad deals… we’re onto you … The post Maria Zakrzewska Pantyhose Fetish Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I follow Ella Weisskamp on instagram. I don’t know how long this one sided relationship has been going on. I just know that it’s a one sided relationship…like all my other one sided relationships on instagram I don’t really know who she is, other than that people are taking pics of her, she’s taking pics of people, press is happening, she’s “Gone Viral”…and her tits are great. I know they don’t want you to think this is porn, they are feminists, or say they are because it justifies nudity…but I am a feminist also and love nudity whether it is part of what these people think is a movement or not…because I love nudity…and it has nothing to do with feminism…it’s just human nature.. I guess what I am saying is…If this isn’t porn, why am I jerking off to it…SPLAIN THAT TO ME… The post Ella Weisskamp is an Up and Coming Hipster Model who Gets Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
McKayla Maroney is all about promoting her ass this week. I don’t know what struck a nerve that made her decide that this is the week she showcase her ass…that is ridiculously round..and has been for a while, it’s a gymnast body apparently, because despite her behavior since the one Olympics she was in, and won gold in the team event at, she’s been shamelessly pushing herself out there through social media…because everyone is about the fame, and sex is the easiest way for that fame…and it’s not that big of a deal, I am all for the world showing each other their panties like we’re a bunch of fucking primates, or retards at the home because I love seeing the world’s panties… I find it weird that people feel the need to post shit like this, especailly when they’ve won gold, are famous…it’s just a little trashy..but that doesn’t mean I am not all about it…because I am all about it. Olympic Dreams to Instagram Dreams…McKayla Maroney and her crazy booty…is a win… I still prefer LAST WEEK’S VIDEO> … The post McKayla Maroney’s Still Promoting her Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Dave Chappelle Apologizes For Trump Comments On SNL Dave Chappelle’s appearance on SNL was hilarious. No doubt. But he rubbed a LOT of people the wrong way when he started talking that “give Trump a chance” bulls#it. “I’m gonna wish Donald Trump luck, and I’m going to give him a chance, and we the historically disenfranchised demand that he give us one too,” Yesterday, according to MSNBC’s Willie Geist, Chappelle walked his comments back. Dave Chappelle tonight in NY on his November SNL monologue: “I was the first guy on TV to say 'Give Trump a chance.' I f***ed up. Sorry.” — Willie Geist (@WillieGeist) May 16, 2017 Y’all welcoming Dave back? Offering him a burger and some chicken? Image via Getty