You know that saying about apples and trees ? Yeah…that talent comes from somewhere indeed, and Dell was here to remind us all just before at the Golden State vs. Hornets game tonight, with a little assist from his son, of course. Instagram/NBA
This is not a drill, ladies and gentlemen. After years (years!) of Beyonce pregnancy rumors , the queen herself just took to Instagram to confirm that Blue Ivy will soon be a big sister. Two times over. That’s right – Beyonce and Jay Z are officially expecting twins. Mrs. Carter made it official when she posted the above photo on Instagram moments ago, along with a caption reading: “We would like to share our love and happiness.” “We have been blessed two times over. We are incredibly grateful that our family will be growing by two, and we thank you for your well wishes. – The Carters” As you may (okay, you definitely) recall, Beyonce announced her first pregnancy live during her performance at the VMAs back in 2011. This announcement might not have quite the same panache, but fans are currently losing it on social media, nonetheless. Within seconds of the news going public, the Bey Hive started swarming Twitter and Instagram to offer its congratulations. (We assume most of them are also taking the rest of the day off from work because they just can’t EVEN right now.) Of course, amidst all of the ballyhoo, there’s been the occasional contemplative tweet about what this means for the Carters immediate future: Will Beyonce still headline Coachella? Does this mean she won’t be divorcing Jay Z , as so many though she would in the weeks after Lemonade was released? And of course, what does Becky With the Good Hair , whomever that might be, think of this latest development? (Sure, it’s Beyonce, but it’s also the Internet. You knew there was bound to be a hater or two or three million.) In all likelihood, we’ll have to wait until the day of the delivery to find out what epically unique names the first couple of hip hop has chosen this time. We have our fingers crossed for another color/plant combo, because Blue Ivy is probably the most dope celebrity baby name of all time. What would you expect from Jay and Bey? In the meantime, our congratulations go out to one of our favorite A-list families … Naturally, most of the focus has been on the expectant mother (largely because most of the world’s focus should be on Beyonce every day). But we’d like to take a moment to give a shout-out to the her other half, as well: *clears throat* You’re crazy for this one, Jay! We don’t want it to turn into a Jackson 5 situation, but please promise you’ll get these three in the studio as soon as they show the slightest interest in music. With their genes, it would be a crime not to.
Kate Hudson just did a live instagram feed that I was watching…and trying to behave on…because I am a nice guy and don’t feel like getting my instagram deleted…even though it’s been deleted 4 times because no one understands my jokes…but luckily there were a lot of people asking her to get naked and show her tits – because we are all only human…basic humans…who like tits… She was trying to sell off workout gear, which I guess is her business now, not that she really needs a business – she’s a rich kid with a trust fund, but also and actress who made too much money over the years, who I like to troll – only because I have this storyline I created about her fucking everyone in Hollywood that makes me laugh…including but not limited to OWEN WILSON who was rumored to have tried to kill himself because of her…I guess she’s hot, good in bed and maintaining her celebrated ass through fitness But what I don’t understand is how she turned asian..oh right because she’s a vapid superficial twat who fears aging gracefully, because why would she do that – when she can look like a clown… The post Kate Hudson’s Double Chin and Swollen Botox Face of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Beyonce doesn’t let her man sticking his dick in other bitches get in the way of him sticking his dick in her….as she just announced she’s pregnant in some creepy high concept fashion photo in lingerie while pregnant erotica you can jerk off to – if you’re into that kind of thing… Obviously bitch needs to make a spectacle or production about the whole thing…. I don’t see how this is big news, or why Beyonce is the icon that she is, makes no sense to me, but while pushing 40, it’s pre-menopausal time to not have an only child….and at least she can go back to being fat old mom – rather than the attempt at tight body seductress she did after her last pregnancy…something that made no sense to me…it’s like take your 500 million or more and be fucking lazy or a mom…..you’ve proved all their is to prove…you self indulgent…cum filled to not baby filled cunt… The worst ego ever…but at least she has the decency to cover her head. They say it’s twins, but I think it’s constipation from a whole lot of Popeye’s chicken…she’ll shit out and be forced to buy some black babies from the ghetto to perpetuate her weight gain lie… We would like to share our love and happiness. We have been blessed two times over. We are incredibly grateful that our family will be growing by two, and we thank you for your well wishes. – The Carters I’m still waiting for the Taylor Swift pregnancy announcement – after hearing she was pregnant a year ago…but I guess that ended in abortion….something that we wish would happened to Beyonce all those years ago… The post Beyonce’s Pregnancy Panty Erotica Announcement of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess this is news to someone..somewhere…out there…because Bella Thorne despite looking 40, while being 19…after a year of being real fucking slutty on social media that with the help of being on TV really made her and her career pop, as followers are everything….and followers are something a lot of these hot young girls have…that I don’t really understand why they have them…but at least in Bella Thorne’s case..she’s on TV…a dying stamp of approval but a stamp of approval none the less… I spent the last 5 minutes googling how to download a snapchat she posted screaming at her sister while dancing and bouncing up and down….and came up with nothing…but downloading instagram stories…I got that shit locked… Unfortunately, like most girls, her snap is more perverted, her insta more corporate, who knows why the porn lives on snapchat – but it does…..so I screenshotted it to shit: I don’t know why I am compelled to post videos of Bella Thorne talking about her tits, but I guess I’m a sucker for tits, big tits, and girls talking about their tits…especially when they are pop culture relevant…rather than just some tired hooker at the dive bar I drink at…it makes me feel more connected…. The post Bella Thorne Talking About How Big Her Boobs Look in a Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’m still waiting for Bella Thorne to show off that new nipple ring of hers , and I’m hoping that if I keep asking, eventually I’ll wear her down. (Which is also my patented dating strategy, just FYI.) Anyway, until that happens, I guess we’re just going to have to enjoy more of her signature tongue and busty selfie action instead. Somehow, I think we’ll manage. Continue reading →
In case anyone out there’s still wondering how Emily Ratajkowski became the most famous Instagram model of all-time, here’s one of her latest updates. See, not only does Emily have A-list cleavage, she’s also willing to show it off on a daily basis. And that’s pretty much all you need. Like I keep to trying to tell you guys, it’s really not all that complicated. Enjoy! Continue reading →
Lauryn Hill 3 Hours Late To Pittsburgh Show Apparently, people are still purchasing tickets to Lauryn Hill concerts, and leaving shocked and upset upon realizing that Lauryn DGAF about her scheduled performances. According to NJ.com , Lauryn pulled her regular stunt tonight at Heinz Hall in Pittsburgh. Her concert was slated to start at 8 p.m., but as a whole slew of angry fan tweets revealed, she didn’t show up until well after 11 p.m. The stop was part of Lauryn’s “MLH Caravan: Diaspora Calling” tour. Dozens of fans headed back to the box office for refunds while series of DJs substituted for several hours. No word on how long of a performance she was able to pull off after that…seeing as how most concert venues have cut-off times for how late they’ll run. But seriously…we aren’t clear who is still paying their hard-earned, tax-deducted coins on Lauryn Hill concerts then being somehow shocked when she shows up the next day, if ever . We were under the impression…especially after Lauryn said OUT HER OWN MOUTH that things like punctuality and delivering on contracts and bookings just ain’t her scene. Y'all go to Lauryn Hill concerts, then get upset when a Lauryn Hill concert is a Lauryn Hill concert. — Steelers 13-5 (@slicka_333) February 1, 2017 Purchase at your own risk… Splash/WENN
Orlando Brown has been up to some zany acts of late, so now he’s released a video that is showcasing his a flare for the “eccentric.” We have the slightest clue what this is Orlando video is even about, but it looks off-kilter.