I go into computer lockdown every weekend. I feel like I spend too much time on this shit over the week. That I spend too much time on it over the last two decades and I prefer disconnecting from it…giving my hemorrhoids a break from sitting on my chair…and attempt to live in the real world…having adventures…being irresponsible…not disciplined to updating nonsense I don’t give a fuck about… But I do sext girls, and end up on my phone begging for spread asshole pics…then refreshing my snapchat hoping to get spread asshole pics – very rarely getting spread asshole pics… But I did end up clicking on Bella Thorne’s instagram story – which coincided with her snapchat story – you know being a content producer requires lots of venues… And I could see her nipple rings…a bar bell really…and figured you perverts would jerk off to it…while I continue to wait for spread asshole pics… She’s an attention seeker…but I can handle that… The post Bella Thorne Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Last time I did a post on Rachel Mortenson here, I mentioned how my busty dream girl jumped on the Instagram wagon a little late , and how she doesn’t have nearly as many followers as a body this good deserves. Well, I just checked back in on her, and she’s still lagging behind the hot nobodies and D-list rich kids. So before you enjoy this tennis-themed shoot, go give the busty hottie a follow . It’s the best way to ensure we get even more photoshoots like this in the future. And trust me, you’re definitely going to want more where this came from. Continue reading →
Losing TV shows is never easy, and 2017 is shaping up to be a horrible year for fans of some of the biggest shows. With Pretty Little Liars, Teen Wolf and The Vampire Diaries coming to a close after lengthy runs, will teen dramas become extinct? It sure seems like a possibility. Have a look at the gallery below of shows that will be ending in 2017… 1. The Vampire Diaries The Vampire Diaries will conclude after eight seasons in 2017. Nina Dobrev is tapped to return for the series finale, but does that mean Bonnie is dying? 2. Pretty Little Liars The liars will finally unmask Uber A in the final episodes of this hit Freeform series. Will all of the answers be revealed before the series wraps up in June? 3. Girls Lena Dunham’s hit HBO series will conclude after six seasons in March. Will the characters get happy endings? 4. Teen Wolf Season six will mark the end of this MTV series that it has been pretty unwatchable for a few years now. 5. Switched at Birth After being off the air for over a year, Switched at Birth will make its Freeform debut with one final season. 6. Bates Motel This Psycho prequel will come full circle at the close of Season 5. Rihanna is tapped to appear as the iconic Marion Crane. View Slideshow
Whether you love her or hate her or just feel a great deal of pity for her, there’s no denying that Kylie Jenner is an attractive person. Maybe you wish she’d stop messing with her lips, or maybe you’d personally prefer it if she gave all the heavy makeup a rest. But still, at the end of the day, you know she’s pretty. And you know that you’d never look away from a bikini photo of this girl . Stunning, right? See, Kylie is down in Costa Rica right now on that great big family vacation we keep hearing about. But unlike Kim and Kourtney, Kylie doesn’t have children to take care of. And unlike Khloe, she doesn’t have a Revenge Body to maintain. So what’s a girl to do in such a paradise besides take countless selfies?! Interestingly enough, a couple of these photos — the ones where she’s wearing the black and red Louis Vuitton bikini — were shared to her Instagram account and then deleted. Weird, right? After all, there’s no denying she looks great in them. One theory is that Kylie deleted the pictures because the comments were beginning to get all filled up with people asking about her widely rumored boob job . “When did you get your boobs done?” one of her followers asked, while another mused “New year, new boobs.” But as of right now, Kylie is still insisting that she hasn’t gotten any breast implants. When fans noticed a mighty big difference in her bust size back in August, she said that it was simply ” that time of the month ,” so she was experiencing a little bit of bloating. But that was then and this is now, and her boobs look the same. Girl might want to consider seeing someone if her period’s lasted this long. But while Kylie deleted two photos of her vacation bod, she’s doing her best to replace them. For instance, there’s this photo, which she actually, in real life, captioned “Body is a Wonderland.” A wonderland? As in a fantasy? As in a lie? As in “Sorry I lied and said I had period boobs when obviously you all have eyes and my boobs suddenly got ginormous”? Nah, it’s probably just a reference to that lame John Mayer song. But regardless, the plot thickens … View Slideshow: 19 Reasons to Believe Kylie Jenner Got a Boob Job
Before and after… Kodak Black Cuts Off His Dreads Kodak Black’s got a new look that’s got the internet on fire. The Project Baby rapper took to IG to show off his “Kodak Fade” and rat tail after he cut off his signature “Kodak Knots.” Unfortunately for him however, the krusty new look is getting relentlessly roasted. Hate it or love it?! Hit the flip for more.
Is Gucci Planning An All-Black Show? Looks like Gucci may be the latest brand to embrace diversity in one of their upcoming campaigns. The luxury brand uploaded a series of audition clips to their Instagram account this week, all tagged #GucciPreFall2017 featuring solely black models. The auditions, which were filmed in London feature the models being asked about their spirit animal and what it means to have soul and they were also asked to dance. Check them out below: Camille Franck Zen Alton Jonah Chauncey Akua Abdulaye Sharifa Do you think this will result in a runway show or commercial campaign? Vibes are super 70’s ish.
Kim Kardashian Rocks Pierced Fingernails, White People Are Puzzled Kimmy and crew are good for taking something Black women have been doing (and being criticized for) for eons and suddenly making it a “hot new weird trend” by introducing it to pale people. Remember “boxer braids?” Yeah…exactly. Anyway, the Dash crew is at it again…this time with a formerly “ghetto” nail trend. Kim showed off her new pierced acrylic nails on Snapchat yesterday and instantly piqued the interest and bewilderment of clueless style-watchers across the globe… Even though this is something WE ran through in the 90’s…white people were amazed by the bizarre “new trend” that Kim just set off… Kim Kardashian starts new trend with PIERCED NAILS https://t.co/Gr7BBsH3Ur pic.twitter.com/3wIxJ62P7v — Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) January 27, 2017 Kim Kardashian shows off bizarre nail trend https://t.co/Y5XIyGwgjf pic.twitter.com/jn6SPZ7I35 — Yahoo (@Yahoo) January 28, 2017 Meanwhile… How did kim start a pierced nail trend when…. pic.twitter.com/bLUja2SDNj — Quavoncé (@SameOlHeaux) January 28, 2017 when they're saying Kim started the pierced nail trend but you….
It seems like not a day does by that we’re not graced with new Kylie Jenner bikini photos . Kylie has figured out a social media formula that works for her, and she clearly takes an “if ain’t broke don’t fix it” approach to her web presence. (Granted, “people enjoy partial nudity” isn’t the most novel marketing strategy, but few have made it work as well as Kylie has.) The 19-year-old queen of the ‘Gram rarely switches things up, and why should she? She’s found a formula that’s helped make her social media pages some of the most popular and profitable on the Internet: Show a lot of skin; occasionally the same crappy weight loss teas as everyone else; move mountains of lip kits to impressionable young people. Today, however, Kylie switched things up and did something we’ve never seen her do before. Interestingly, it seems she did so not by choice, but rather to avoid a costly and potentially very humiliating lawsuit: Those lip kits that we mentioned? Yeah, they’ve not only made Kylie millions, they’ve forced the cosmetics world to take her seriously as an entrepreneur, and not just Kim’s very ambitious little sister. Of course, the kits are nothing special on their own, and they won’t give you lips like Kylie’s. (You’ll need to drop a sizable chunk of change on ” temporary fillers ” to achieve that effect.) The real key to the success of the kits is the marketing – and for that it seems Kylie may owe a sizable debt to a largely unknown artist named Vlada Haggerty. Kylie has been accused of copying Haggerty’s work for her signature drippy lip logo, and now it seems she’s making it up to the artist with multiple Instagram shout-outs. She posted the photo above earlier this week, with a caption reading: “This really is everything. Check out the wonderful makeup art of @vladamua!” She followed that up with even more praise and another example of Vlada’s work: “Check out this inspiring photograph from @juliakuzmenko and @vladamua!” Kylie captioned the pic. As you may have guessed, this wasn’t a simple case of Kylie acknowledging her creative debt to an artist who inspired her. According to TMZ, Haggerty filed accused Kylie of trademark infringement and filed suit. In documents obtained by the website, Kylie’s lawyers claim that she has a “history of taking Haggerty’s original dripping lip art and passing it off as Kylie’s.” The suit appears to have been settled out of court, and Kylie’s shout outs are likely mandated by the terms of the agreement. Naturally, some fans were quick to call shenanigans. “You are always and will always be a copy cat,” wrote one follower. “Have your own style, swag and body for once in your life… Have a mind of your own Kylie.” Harsh words, but it’s true that Kylie’s lack of originality will likely continue to be a detriment to her career as she gets older. You can’t be Kim Kardashian’s mini-me forever and expect the public to stay engaged. We already have one Kim. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner Selfies: A Kandid Kollection
It seems like not a day does by that we’re not graced with new Kylie Jenner bikini photos . Kylie has figured out a social media formula that works for her, and she clearly takes an “if ain’t broke don’t fix it” approach to her web presence. (Granted, “people enjoy partial nudity” isn’t the most novel marketing strategy, but few have made it work as well as Kylie has.) The 19-year-old queen of the ‘Gram rarely switches things up, and why should she? She’s found a formula that’s helped make her social media pages some of the most popular and profitable on the Internet: Show a lot of skin; occasionally the same crappy weight loss teas as everyone else; move mountains of lip kits to impressionable young people. Today, however, Kylie switched things up and did something we’ve never seen her do before. Interestingly, it seems she did so not by choice, but rather to avoid a costly and potentially very humiliating lawsuit: Those lip kits that we mentioned? Yeah, they’ve not only made Kylie millions, they’ve forced the cosmetics world to take her seriously as an entrepreneur, and not just Kim’s very ambitious little sister. Of course, the kits are nothing special on their own, and they won’t give you lips like Kylie’s. (You’ll need to drop a sizable chunk of change on ” temporary fillers ” to achieve that effect.) The real key to the success of the kits is the marketing – and for that it seems Kylie may owe a sizable debt to a largely unknown artist named Vlada Haggerty. Kylie has been accused of copying Haggerty’s work for her signature drippy lip logo, and now it seems she’s making it up to the artist with multiple Instagram shout-outs. She posted the photo above earlier this week, with a caption reading: “This really is everything. Check out the wonderful makeup art of @vladamua!” She followed that up with even more praise and another example of Vlada’s work: “Check out this inspiring photograph from @juliakuzmenko and @vladamua!” Kylie captioned the pic. As you may have guessed, this wasn’t a simple case of Kylie acknowledging her creative debt to an artist who inspired her. According to TMZ, Haggerty filed accused Kylie of trademark infringement and filed suit. In documents obtained by the website, Kylie’s lawyers claim that she has a “history of taking Haggerty’s original dripping lip art and passing it off as Kylie’s.” The suit appears to have been settled out of court, and Kylie’s shout outs are likely mandated by the terms of the agreement. Naturally, some fans were quick to call shenanigans. “You are always and will always be a copy cat,” wrote one follower. “Have your own style, swag and body for once in your life… Have a mind of your own Kylie.” Harsh words, but it’s true that Kylie’s lack of originality will likely continue to be a detriment to her career as she gets older. You can’t be Kim Kardashian’s mini-me forever and expect the public to stay engaged. We already have one Kim. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner Selfies: A Kandid Kollection
Reality TV is so much better when there are villains making things hell for the other participants. It causes a lot of drama and results in better episodes for viewers. There have been a lot of villains throughout the years on The Bachelor, Bachelor In Paradise, The Bachelorette and Bachelor Pad. We've rounded up a list of the best across the entire franchise. Scroll down for the full list. 1. Corinne Olympios Corinne has turned heads from her first episode on The Bachelor Season 21. She likes to cause drama and make Nick think she’s the only woman in the competition. 2. Chad Johnson Chad was wicked on The Bachelorette and Bachelor In Paradise. It made for great TV, but you could tell he made everyone who was on the shows with him very uneasy. 3. Justin Rego It was revealed that Justin was in a long-term relationship while he was a contestant on The Bachelorette Season 6. His girlfriend called Ali Fedotowsky to reveal the shocking news. 4. Courtney Robertson Courtney was a notorious rule breaker throughout her stint on The Bachelor Season 16. She seemed to think that would win her brownie points with the suitor, but he was not impressed with her. She was booed during the live reunion. 5. Kalon McMahon Referring to Emily Maynard’s daughter as baggage was enough for him to go down as one of the worst people in Bachelor history. 6. Vienne Girardi Vienna felt that taunting the other contestants was the way forward on her season of The Bachelor. She came across as a horrible person, but did not seem to care. She even attempted to play the victim. View Slideshow
