Who is…Cenit Nadir What is…Cenit Nadir I don’t fucking know, but I just looked her up and followed her on instagram…because she’s a solid level of ethnic…and she’s not overly followed….but she is signed….and she wants to be overly followed…and she exposes her tits to get there.. The kind of work ethic…I support…I appreciate…and I encourage… If I could count the amount of times I’ve tried to get girls naked with promises of fame.. The post Cenit Nadir Tits for God Knows What of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Congratulations! Asa Soltan Shows Off Her 9-Months Pregnant Bump Asa Soltan of “Shahs of Sunset” fame is proudly flaunting her big ole baby bump. As previously reported the BravoTV star is expecting her first child with Jermaine Jackson Jr. ,… and today she’s 9 months along. Looks like that baby’s coming any day now! What do YOU think about Asa’s bump??? More photos on the flip.
Give Channing Tatum credit. For having a tight body, incredible dance moves and a winning personality? Well, yes. But mostly for being able to steal some attention for himself on Sunday night, despite not being nominated for a single Golden Globe Award. Indeed, while Meryl Streep was roasting Donald Trump and Tom Hiddleston was making a self-righteous fool out of himself, Tatum was seemingly just hanging out at home. But don’t feel too terrible for the guy. He was hanging out at home with wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum. And she was NAKED! Tatum decided to have a bit of naughty fun with his sleeping/gorgeous/nude wife, snapping a picture of her in her birthday suit and actually sharing it on Instagram. For real! “Nap time = The Best Time,” Channing wrote as a caption to the sultry image, including with those words a couple hands-clapping emojis and a smiley face with a halo over its head. It’s unclear whether or not Jenna knew Channing was taking the photo. Or if she knew that he shared it with his more than 13.2 million followers. (As of this writing, the image has received 421,899 Likes, which actually seems like a smaller number than it should be, don’t you think?) Jenna Dewan-Tatum, of course, is not shy about her body. Remember that Jenna Dewan-Tatum nude photo from Allure magazine in 2014? Who could ever forget, right?!? Moreover, Channing and Jenna actually have one of the sweetest, most underrated relationships in Hollywood. They celebrated 10 amazing years together in August… by recreating a dance move from the movie Step Up, which is where they met back in 2006. How awesome is that?!? So we’re guessing Jenna was well aware of this nude picture and gave its posting her enthusiastic thumbs-up. Otherwise, Channing would be a pretty huge idiot. He’d be making his wife angry, which would likely mean he wouldn’t get to have sex with his wife any time soon, and have you seen his wife?!? Scroll up and take a close look once again if need be. Yeah. She’s a looker. Tatum would be wise to remain on her good side (which is every side, if you know what we mean!). Of course, Jenna would be wise to do the same. There’s a lot to like about her husband, which is probably why this marriage has worked as well as it has. There are no Channing Tatum naked pictures here (sorry, ladies), but still. Peruse away and salivate! View Slideshow: 13 Times Channing Tatum Was Basically Perfect
The Internet Vs. Meek Mill, Vol. 96468046874207 Poor lil Meek Meek. He’s trying his absolute hardest to pretend like he’s doing just fine after his deliciously messy breakup with Nicki and failing terribly. This time, he unleashed his handy-dandy bozo fingers on IG and, uhhh, it didn’t go so well. Hit the flip for Meek’s latest hilarious InstaFail.
Keke Palmer Explains Her New Style What is going on with Keke Palmer ? The former child-star has been getting blasted for her “new look” in the last few months . Palmer has insisted on changing her hairstyle on a weekly basis and flaunting her hot cakes just as regularly. People have noticed the change… When did Keke P. start looking so “cheap?” I don't mean just from a material standpoint but overall swag and presentation. — Tiff B., Esq. (@BlackElleWoods) January 9, 2017 Well damn! Can someone explain to me why keke palmer is so thirsty for attn? Who goes shopping on rodeo dressed like this? Smdh pic.twitter.com/lA8ef6jApK — The Girth (@TheGirthPodcast) January 8, 2017 So, what does Keke think about people calling her out for the attention sloring style ? Hit the flip for more… IG
Amber Heard is a devil woman..there is something about her that is dark, manipulative, and the fact that she exists based on her acting alone makes no sense….sure, she claims a drunken addict like Johnny Depp beat her up and he probably did, actors are crazy…but she broke him…like she’ll break Elon Musk…who is caught under the spell of her pussy…and every other rich guy along the way….I mean unless she decides to go back to being a lesbian, which was convenient for media attention…when she needed it….a modern day harlot…I appreciate because she’s hot and I’d let her manipulate me with her vagina provided I was a billionaire she’d want to use for the good life also… Dark evil girl….but I like her paparazzi pose… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amber Heard is the Evil Gold Digger of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
To prove my theory that the Golden Globes don’t matter, since Hollywood is a fucking joke, a bunch of masturbating assholes sitting on too much money, lazily putting together shit that the masses consume because they are scat fetishists so long as they are told to be, fucking drone retards who just want to consume and be part of something bigger than they are…. Well, along with Jennifer Lawrence, the most ridiculous scam in Hollywood has come the movie Lala Land, that I saw won some Golden Globe awards, awarded by people who clearly never watched the movie…because I saw the movie…it was a lot of hype and someone invited me…so I figured “How bad can it be”…. Well, it’s really fucking bad….Emma Stone can’t sing, Ryan Gosling can’t sing and I guess neither can dance, the story was weaker than my ejaculation now that I have prostate issues, the song lyrics even worse than the story…about two self involved narcissists trying to get famous and choosing being famous over their “love’….and their tribute to the golden era of Hollywood, basically shat on the Golden era of Hollywood, where the song and dance came from actual professionals in the field….not some coddled Mickey Mouse Club menial actor and some bitch with a lisp….who can’t act…. I just saw Emma Stone won the Globe for her performance…it’s a fucking joke…a lie…a scam…the worst….seriously, I burst out laughing with a few other people at the climax you didn’t know was the climax until it was over…because it’s that shit….who clearly realized the dog shit we were sitting though, thank god I wasn’t alone.. and all the other drones sucked in on the nonsense were offended by us, but not nearly as I was offended that there was only one negative review on the movie…on the internet…in a Hollywood owns the media…obviously… Then…I saw the awards come in….for Below average….shitty movies that should have never happened and I was reminded what I already know…Hollywood is a fucking scam and the general public fucking morons…I can’t be friends with anyone who thought this was a good movie… So here I was, leaving the movie offended, only to find out that the same movie is being praised by the industry, when it shouldn’t have even happened in the first place….it’s just that bad….and not just because the SJW’s are mad it didn’t have enough gay or black story to it…but because it’s fucking bad…do not let yourself be manipulated like I was…into the Lala Land – shitty take on the hollywood story…. But look at the bitches at the Golden Globes who probably sucked a lot of dick in their soulless quest to be at the Golden Globes…as these people do… Narcissism celebrating Narcissism Awarding movies about Narcissism….makes sense…the best thing is that there’s a guest list and it’s hard to get into the event…like people actually want to attend this shit…it looks like the worst party ever, one good for a terrorist attack….seriously…this is a nightmare to me….but here are the pics anyway I don’t find actors inspiring, they are coddled pieces of shit and their work in the world is so self indulgent and insignificant TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE The man of the hour, lispy…the winner who proves the Golden Globes are an absolute scam…. Heidi Klum was there and she’s still old – but her tits are awesome (check earlier post) Sofia Vergara was there – still has big tits… Speaking of Tits…or as the basics call them GLOBES AT THE GLOBES…Chastain was there… Anna Kendrick and her Werid face were there – with some weird bra harness dress…probably amazed the other overrated nerd friendly actress won for singing…when this one’s the singer…but the nice thing is her dress is making some sort of armpit pussy…good to fuck…after she lubes up with nervous sweat and tears from not being Emma Stone… I guess Mandy Moore wanted a big reveal – with her tits…since she’s old and no one remembers who Mandy Moore is…they say the top is see through… Jessica Biel was there…in a skimpy top – showing off them strong man legs she uses to fuck her gay husband up the ass with…. A pug and another Homosexual who feeds her were there together! From hooker to hollywood wife… Hailee Steinfeld was there skinnier than usual…fascinating… Blake Lively was there with her mom body – lookin’ good enough to be a homewrecker… Elsa Pataky was there showing her ass in some full bottom panties… Reese Witherspoon – New Face – Who This… Gal Gadot – fat and jewish like the man who works at my Deli… Some Indian was there – Dot not Feather – for Affirmative Action Emily Ratajkowski was at the Golden Globes…a nude instagram hooker…who fucked her way into one or two movies…at the Golden Globes…talk about degrading the exclusivity and integrity of the industry…not there is any integrity int the industry…Sure I’m sure there were always hookers on the arms of people who were invited to these shows…but to let one walk in on her own…UNREAL…that said, if I was ever invited to anything fancy, and I won’t be, I’ll bring the rattiest crackwhore I can find, you know one half dead with AIDS and Hepatitis and a rash….in a fucking wheelchair…as my date…because I think that’s more authentic than this shit…Look how her mangled face is posing like it’s a vogue cover shoot on the red carpet…work it low level trash…work it… Seriously Rat Cow Posing is Too Ridiculous.. Oh Kristin Calvallari was there, so clearly there’s no standards…. In another example of how ridiculous the world we live in is…Evan Rachel Wood wore pants…like she was Hilary Clinton and the media are pulling stories out of this from every angle…and saying it was inspiring….like you didn’t just watch a bitch in pants run for President the last two years….it’s not the 50s anymore, bitches can wear pants…bitches have worn pants to the Golden Globes before an no one fucking cares…this isn’t some revolutionary act…My god…what world is this…clickbait, fake news, lazy retards taking your goddamn selfies…I hate you…I need to find a product to sell to you… Everything is an act of Social Justice warriors…oh and Jimmy Fallon was the host…fuck that.. People are pumped on Meryl Streep’s Anti-Trump speech, because people are idiots, mainly actors who think they have some exceptional view on the world, like they are gifted, brilliant and their opinion matters, because they are overpaid and annoying….most uneducated and delusional, yet experts who must use their voice to tell the world Trump is a moron, when the world knows Trump is a moron…but at least he’s not Hilary TO SEE ALL THE PICS OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE Oh there are after parties…and very rich Kaley Cuoco brought her very important fake tits to them…and made sure they were celebrated…focal point…tits.. The post The Golden Globes Happened of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The Sprankle Gawd Is Shattering The Internet Famously charismatic master chef/sassy steak savant Nusret Gökçe has the internet ON FIRE with his breathtaking butchery (and sprankle sorcery) that make the panty melty Turkish restaurateur an undeniable culinary icon across the world and beyond. Hit the flip for a front row seat to the Sprankle Gawd hysteria.
Now that Emily Ratajkowski ‘s reached over 10 million Instagram followers , she’s officially at another level of Instagram-famous. And I’m glad to see she’s taking that responsibility seriously by continuing to post smoking hot bikini pictures like the one above. I always knew Emily would make an amazing professional Instagram hottie someday. Next, she needs to start treating it like a full-time job though, because a bikini picture a day might have flown when she only had a couple million followers, but expectations are higher now. Especially from me and the Little Tuna.
I’ve always been a big fan of Romee Strijd , even if she isn’t the most famous Victoria’s Secret model out there. But I don’t think I ever knew that she had a second gig as a professional Instagram model too. Anyway, here’s some of the highlights from checking out her profile , and just in case the whole lingerie model thing doesn’t work out, it’s good to know that Romee has something to fall back on. Continue reading →