For someone who seems to spend all the time in the wilderness taking photos of herself for Instagram, you’d think Sara Jean Underwood would be super thin. I don’t know what they’re feeding her at those camp fires in the wilderness or if her old age is catching up to her, but any bigger than this I’m going to stage an intervention. She used to be my favorite Playmate of all time, but then she got fake boobs (which wasn’t necessary) and now this big fat ass. I just hope they’re not implants! » view all 11 photos
Oh, those wacky Kardashians … is there anything they won’t do for some money and/or some attention? Seriously, is there? Because it’s really, really not looking like it. It seems like this families first instinct in literally every situation is just “film it!”, to film every single thing they ever, ever do in life so that they can put it on television where many people will watch it and talk about it. That way, they will get paid forever, they will get attention forever, and we are all caught in this vicious cycle, right along with Kris and Co. But it’s so hard to break the cycle, isn’t it? After all, we as a people have been ingrained with the need to keep up with the Kardashians now. It’s in our blood. (Maybe literally, we can’t put anything past these people.) So it is with so many conflicted feelings — “ooh, juicy!” vs. “no ugh god please stop,” for instance — that we bring you this latest bit of Kardashian news … Looks like we just might have a wedding to look forward to, y’all! But not just any old wedding, no. According to this delightful new report, we’re talking about a double wedding. That’s right. We’re talking Kourtney Kardashian marrying Scott Disick while Khloe Kardashian marries Tristan Thompson . Together. At the same time. Who comes up with this stuff? Obviously Kris Jenner, right? And if we’re to believe an insider who spoke with InTouch, she’s definitely the mastermind behind this latest stunt. And yes, it definitely is a stunt. As this source tells it, Kris has been real sad with what’s been happening with her family lately. Kim Kardashian’s been off social media for nearly two months now , and Kendall Jenner straight up deleted her Instagram last week — so much silence isn’t good for the brand, you know. Sure, Kylie Jenner’s been a peach, posing topless and in sheer lingerie just in the past few days, but Kylie can’t keep the empire alive all on her own. And so, in an attempt to get people, so many people, all the people to look at them, Kris came up with this double wedding scheme. “Kris knows Khloe and Kourtney will go for it when she shows them how much money they can make and how it would keep the family empire alive,” the source claims. “She knows Khloe is desperate to marry again, so she’s pushing her to wed Tristan.” As for Kourtney’s half of the wedding, apparently Kris told her that Scott is “a changed man,” and that “getting married and becoming a proper family is the right thing to do.” So could this actually happen? Could Kris convince Kourtney to change her mind after over a decade and marry Scott? Could she convince Khloe to marry a guy she’s only known for a few months? Well, probably she could do that second one . Really, we shouldn’t put anything past Kris Jenner. They don’t call her Kween for nothing. View Slideshow: 11 Times Kris Jenner Has Acted Without Shame
Kelly Rowland Shows Off Her Bangin’ Body Kelly Rowland is still busy out here slaying. The songstress took to her Instagram earlier this evening to show off how good she’s got it, in case anyone happened to forget. Styled in a blunt-cut bob, flawless makeup and red nailpolish (and literally nothing else) Kelly flaunted her glowing skin and toned physique: She also showed out with an edgier black and white shot, where she rocked a ripped bodysuit and wet hair: Looking good, Kelly! Instagram/SCHON Magazine
I don’t know who Kendal Schuler is…but she’s on the instagram model program, where she posts pictures of herself, ususally from low level photoshoots because it seems less vain and more a showcase of her work – that isn’t actual work….all while trying to get famous because they think they are hot…it’s a weird world we live in – but social media is addictive so we can’t blame them for their attempt to be the next Em Rat Cow… And why would we blame any bitch who is willing to get naked for attention, for the paparazzi, low level hooking themselves, while claiming it is empowering, when we all know that’s just code for “I like being naked it gets me likes”…exhibitionsm from some narcissist who feels having 75k people follow her is the single most important thing and more importantly – on the right track to be famous… Which is awesome…because 10 years ago..convincing girls to get naked for photoshoots required a lot of money….or a gay fashion editor that was non threatening and really convincing in his “this is for fashion”….it was fucking hard… Now girls are just like “so do you want me to insert this in my asshole and spread – it’s art right?”.. That’s a win for humanity…and here’s Kendal Schuler topless on the beach. The post Kendal Schuler Topless on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As my regular readers know, Devin Brugman here is probably the second-hottest bikini blogger in the business right now. After myself, of course. (Don’t laugh. You’ve probably never seen me in a Speedo.) Anyway, the only difference is, Devin actually models the bikinis herself. And yeah, OK, fine, maybe those massive funbags make her the new #1… But just wait until I start modeling banana hammocks on Instagram too. » view all 12 photos Continue reading →
I’ve always liked Barbara Palvin . She’s smoking hot, but she’s not as famous as some of the other Victoria’s Secret models out there, which means I might have more of a shot. We’re talking 0.0000001% more, but hey, I’ll still take it. Anyway, here she is with a new cover shoot for Maxim , and apart from the topless shot, these photoshoots are all so lame these days. If you ask me, they need a new photographer with fresh ideas. Like getting these models on trampolines or getting rid of all that pesky clothing. Luckily, my phone takes great pictures. Call me!
I can’t even begin to estimate how much it must cost to “convince” the modeling world that Gigi Hadid is a real fashion model and not just another rich kid/Instagram wannabe. I just know that I haven’t seen a dime yet. Anyway, here’s Gigi back with another magazine shoot. This time it’s grabbing her booty for W Korea . And until I can get my hands on some of that payoff (or that booty), I guess these pictures will have to do for now. » view all 11 photos
Yasiin Bey (Mos Def) Freed From South Africa After nearly a year of being held in South Africa, Yasiin Bey (Mos Def) is finally able to go home. If you’ll recall, Yasiin was held by the South African government at the top of the year after trying to catch a flight out of the country using a “World Passport.” Apparently, after 11 months, the government has decided to let bygones be with an apology from Yasiin and have dropped all charges. He was granted a valid passport and was permitted to jump on a flight home sometime today. The only issue? According to TMZ he’s been added to a South African “undesirable persons” list. We’re sure he’s probably had quite enough of South Africa after his almost year-long ordeal…but he does plan to appeal once he gets back. We wonder if that retirement announcement will hold up once he’s back on U.S. soil…
Kendall Jenner Addresses Lip Injection Rumors Is Kendall Jenner out here getting knifed up like the rest of her family? The model Jenner has always had what most consider to be the most “natural” look in the family…and that look has taken her onto runways across the world and the covers of magazines . But lately, it’s been looking like Kendall is taking a page out of baby sis Kylie’s book and giving her soup-coolers a little extra “oomph.” Particularly after the millionaire little sisters took to Facebook Live yesterday to answer fan questions, the rumors that Kendall went under the needle for a fuller pout hit a fever pitch. BUT…Kylie says not to worry. It’s all her (and her heavy makeup hand’s) fault: Riiight. We seem to remember another little Jenner that sold that “overlined lip” story for as long as she could before admitting that her lips were full of industrial-grade silicone… But hey. Maybe she’s being honest…and this professional cosmetics model is letting her amateur younger sister over-exaggerate her makeup for public appearances instead of a professional MUA. It’s possible… Instagram
Deena Nicole Cortese has officially grown up. The 29-year-old Jersey Shore star has announced that she and her long-time boyfriend, Christopher Buckner are engaged . The couple were vacationing in Riviera Maya, Mexico, when Buckner decided that the time was right and asked his little guidette to be his one and only. In true reality TV star fashion, Deena took to Instagram to show off her bling and say some loving words about her husband-to-be. Granted, the ring looks like a huge rock. Anyone would want to show that off. Have a look below at her posts: “I always knew I would spend the rest of my life with Christopher,” Cortese captioned. It sure sounds like Couples Therapy worked a treat for them. Deena seemed to think the first picture didn’t show enough of the ring, so she shared a second image with an even bigger caption. Surprisingly, she was right. “I felt like the other pictures didn’t show how beautiful the ring was.. The pic on the left was me a little after he proposed after I was finished happy sobbing lol Christopher did such an amazing job picking me out the perfect ring .. It fits my little hand perfectly .. This still all doesn’t feel real!!! I love you @cbuckner_ this weekend has been so amazing so far” If you watch Jersey Shore online , you are probably shocked at the prospect of Deena settling down. Joining the MTV hit for Season 3 as Snooki’s best friend, Deena quickly made her mark on the show and won over a legion of fans who quickly warmed up to her. She had a charming personality and managed to be funny without forcing the jokes. She really was a blast in a glass. In her first episode, she accidentally took her underwear off in from of a very shocked Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino. It made for hilarious TV, but she changed a lot in the final season of the show. In subsequent seasons, her drunken behavior reached crazy heights and it even resulted in her being arrested for being drunk in public. She definitely followed in the footsteps of Snooki by being arrested. This was around the time Sammie Giancola and Ronnie Magro were looking out for her. Yes, the pair were actually getting along swimmingly in later seasons. It was clear she knew the show was coming to a close and tried her best to change the way she carried herself on the show. The show ultimately came to an end when it became apparent that most of the core cast were growing up and getting ready for a life away from the shore. What do you think about the engagement? Sound off below! View Slideshow: Jersey Shore Cast: Where Are They Now?
