I think it might be time for me to stop calling Bryana Holly a professional Instagram model and start accepting the fact that she’s officially a real model now. Because after this latest lingerie shoot, I’m beginning to think Bryana might have what it takes to make it in this business: AKA the ability to give me a five-alarm pants fire in under 10 seconds. Enjoy!
Shade files.. Apollo Nida Blasts Sherien Almufti’s Ex-Husband Remember when we told you that Apollo Nida’s moved on from Phaedra Parks and he’s now with real estate broker Sherien Almufti? Well Sherien’s ex-husband, a man named Derrick Copes, is none too pleased with her because she’s been bringing their 8-year-old to prison to meet the shady scammer. He tells RadarOnline that his daughter doesn’t belong at the bing… “I’m not giving her child support right now because she’s taking my daughter to prison and I have asked her numerous times to stop doing that,” he told Radar. Copes normally pays Almufti $450 a month in support for their daughter. “My daughter is eight years old, she is not happy to go into a prison,” he insisted. “If you want me to give you money, I will, but at the same time you have a responsibility to our daughter.” and added that even Phaedra Parks doesn’t bring her children to the jail. He blasted, “If Apollo is in my daughter’s life, that’s no problem — but don’t take her to prison. Phaedra doesn’t even take her kids to prison!” In another twist, Copes is confirming that his ex-wife is filming RHOA and bringing their baby girl along for the ride. SMH! “She took my daughter out of school a week an half ago to go to Atlanta to film,” he told Radar. “Who takes their kid out of school to go film when it’s not educational? That is not good parenting.” “I don’t want my daughter on the show. I don’t want her going to a jail.” Wow at this woman bringing her daughter to prison to meet Apollo. Is it fair or foul for Derrick Copes to stop paying support? Interestingly enough Apollo’s gotten word of Copes’ words and he’s blasting him on Instagram. Hit the flip to see what he thinks about his fiancee’s baby’s father.
I assume this is for some Victoria’s Secret ad, because Elsa Hosk, once a Titty Model, has become a mainstream underwear model, because sometimes titty modeling gets you noticed by big evil billion dollar brands – and they give you the opportunity to replace their other blonde 28 year old – while she’s out on maternity leave…because you wouldn’t want to ruin a good thing, or the balance of their marketing efforts – they need typecast sluts to fill roles….and they pay them well for it…even though they’d all do it for free as it validates all those years of showing their tits like strippers…..but for photographers… The whole thing, including these GIFS is silly…but they are less feminine that Tom Cruises version….which probably excites some of you homos… The post Elsa Hosk’s Risky Business of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alexis Ren figured out her instagram whoring required a storyline for lonely people who sit on social media to buy into her…. So she found a male model rich guy to fly her around to great places – to capture images that would make depressed people looking to social media for some sort of hope that their shitty life get better…even though they know life will never get better – but at least someone out there has it better – and they can sit and envy them before killing themselves…. Then they broke up – but still pretend to date because it’s a good angle…and now she’s doing some lingerie campaigns… So she proves that if you have a hot body, not talent, but a tight fit young body, coupled with a silly story that people follow, people will throw money and opportunity at you.. and you don’t even need a cute face….good deal…better than working the local bar, or Subway or whatever hot girls who weren’t quite hot enough were doing in a pre-social media era of pushing product like virtual door to door AVON ladies without the sex. It’s so silly. The post Alexis Ren Lingerie Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Gigi Hadid naked on a horse for some new photoshoot for Allure Magazine because apparently she’s still trying to prove she’s a real, respectable fashion model and not just another wannabe rich kid with a bunch of Instagram followers. And the best way to do that is getting naked around some animals for an “artsy” magazine shoot, I guess? I dunno, I agree with the “getting naked” part, but I think these pictures would be a lot more daring if she was riding a blogger instead. Just something to think about for next time.
North West Has A Blast Doing Aunt Khloe Kardashian’s Makeup On Snapchat Everybody knows that “Auntie KoKo” is loco for her nieces and nephews, so we weren’t surprised to see North make a recent appearance on her snapchat “helping” Khloe out with her makeup. Adorable right? Kids definitely pick up on what they’re around . We just hope North, Penelope, Mason, Reign and Dream don’t pick up on the bad stuff… Hit the flip for more precious snaps.
Listen, I like Alexis Ren . A lot. She’s probably one of my favorite fake models out there. But I don’t know why she’s so determined to try to become a real model. Being a professional Instagram hottie is a totally respectable job. Plus, she can still call herself a “model” if she wants. Sort of like how I call myself a “writer” when I meet women. Sure, nobody believes it, but that doesn’t stop me. And it shouldn’t stop Alexis either. » view all 11 photos
DJ D-Nice Shares White House Swag Surf Video Remember that moment Dave Chappelle spoke about with all those beautiful Black faces (and Bradley Cooper) gathered in unison at the White House during the Obama’s unofficial send-off by the Black community ? It was caught on camera in its full, extra-black glory. And now we have the fortune of taking a peek. Something tells us there will be a lot less joy (and zero expressions of any sort of cultural pride) in the new White House come this January… Instagram/Splash
Two years ago, hearing that Anna Kendrick posed for Playboy would’ve been pretty exciting news. But in case you didn’t hear, the famous nudie magazine stopped doing nudes this year. Which means instead of topless photoshoots, we just get the usual Instagram filtered crap. And it looks like they must’ve hired some crappy Instagram model photographer for this one too, because this shoot is so tame, they could probably publish it in Cosmopolitan and no one would be able to tell the difference. What a shame.
Von Miller Files Papers To Block $2.5 Million Sex Tape Extortion Scheme These negroes are gonna learn one day. Today apparently ain’t the day though… Lauded Broncos baller Von Miller’s bank account is being held hostage by some opportunistic schlong swallowin’ ex-stripper with a scintillating sex tape according to TheSmokingGun . The Super Bowl MVP reportedly filed legal papers in Los Angeles under the shady pseudonym “Doe”, and asked a judge to block a woman named Elizabeth Ruiz from going public with the freaky flick. Miller is said to have met Ruiz in Mexico back in June. The couple had sex several times and Elizabeth recorded the trysts on her cell phone. When Von reached out to ask her to delete the videos, she allegedly replied, “Gotcha!”. According to Miller, Ruiz was turned down when she tried to sell the video to TMZ and ultimately tried to sell the tape back to him for $2.5 million. He turned her down as well. Flip the page a few times to see Elizabeth Ruiz in all her “alleged” scammer glory. This chick tries to get close to ALL the stars! Image via AKM-GSI/Instagram