I don’t know anything about this ZOE CROSS model, other than that she’s singed to IMG, which is a pretty big agency that deals with actual models….so I guess she’s more than just an instagram whore doing it for likes and follows, but rather someone who gets paid…and the interesting thing in all this, that really isn’t interesting at all, because there are actually interesting things going on in the world, and this isn’t one of them, but we can pretend it is interesting, is that she’s 5 foot 5….I know crazy right…models are supposed to be 5 foot 7 and the shortest I mean how is this fucking possible…maybe it is because she shows her ass…I know that’s why I care about her.
The 104th reconciliation of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez fizzled earlier this month, and Selena has been doing her best to move on with her life. But Justin, forever motivated to win her back, only to drive her away again, has enlisted his mom and his best friend to continue the cycle once more. Pattie Mallette and Alfredo Flores are both putting the screws to Gomez, so to speak, in hopes that Justin may screw her in a different sense soon. If you know wheat we mean! EDITOR’S NOTE: We mean raw, unprotected sex . “Selena loves Justin’s mom so he knows that she’s not going to ignore her calls,” a source said. “Pattie loves it when Selena and Justin are together.” “She knows how happy and grounded it makes Justin. He lives a healthy life when he’s with Selena so of course his mom wants to see them get back together.’ “She’s [gotten them] together before so if anyone can do it this time, she can.” To that end (maybe), Pattie Tweeted earlier today: “Every conflict is an opportunity to grow. #StayTender #ForgiveQuickly #communicate #LoveWins.” Oh man, that settles it, then! Selena and Justin MUST BE TOGETHER!! As for his other accomplice, we know Alfredo Flores was dispatched to We Day to make sure Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom aren’t together. Okay, maybe not, but he was there, and stayed close to her with a mission. “Alfredo was telling Selena how much Justin misses her, showing her texts from Justin and telling her she got it all wrong, that kind of thing,” a source said. “Justin wants her back. He’s got everyone helping him make it happen.” Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez Pictures: Young, Star-Crossed Love 1. Justin Bieber With Selena Gomez Photo Justin Bieber loves him some Selena Gomez. Just see these pics from happier times and you’ll know it. Of course, Justin’s banging Barbara Palvin to make her jealous, too, if you believe another interesting tabloid rumor from the past week, so who knows. With this goon, only two things are certain: Dude will wear a shirt as little as humanly possible, except when he plays hockey, as that requires a lot of gear (he has sick hockey skills). He will always try to slip one between the pads, and we’re not talking about hockey. Although as we said, he has sick hockey skills. What do you think: Should Justin and Selena get back together? Yes, they are meant to be! No, he doesn’t deserve her! No, she doesn’t deserve him! View Poll »
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All I nose is that when Sarah Jessica Parker was young – she wasn’t hot…so to think there would be anything hot about her when she’s well into her 50s…would be insane…but the interesting thing about it is that her big tits on her skinny frame matter less and less as her nose seems to matter more and more…taking over the fucking scene that is Sarah Jessica Parker…and her homosexual husband / bff. Who cares about these people? I know..and Sarah Jessica parker NOSE too… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
All I nose is that when Sarah Jessica Parker was young – she wasn’t hot…so to think there would be anything hot about her when she’s well into her 50s…would be insane…but the interesting thing about it is that her big tits on her skinny frame matter less and less as her nose seems to matter more and more…taking over the fucking scene that is Sarah Jessica Parker…and her homosexual husband / bff. Who cares about these people? I know..and Sarah Jessica parker NOSE too… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
All I nose is that when Sarah Jessica Parker was young – she wasn’t hot…so to think there would be anything hot about her when she’s well into her 50s…would be insane…but the interesting thing about it is that her big tits on her skinny frame matter less and less as her nose seems to matter more and more…taking over the fucking scene that is Sarah Jessica Parker…and her homosexual husband / bff. Who cares about these people? I know..and Sarah Jessica parker NOSE too… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
The people at NOWNESS produced this interesting artsy fartsy video of some model getting syrup poured onto her naked body…which sold me on whatever they were doing.. Normally, I would have taken a shit on these kinds of things because they remind me of bullshit student films that attempt to be high concept but that miss the fucking mark…you know shot beautifully with irony or whatever…but the fact is when you present a script, a concept and pretend it’s for fashion or art, the quality girl getting naked in it – goes up substantially…It’s just a mind fuck… So I don’t really find “fashion films” to be good, I like what they do to women, and I am not about to jerk off to this, but it’s nice to look at…but then again I don’t watch porn, or jerk off to porn, but I know I hate it. Not in a “I think it’s the fall of society kind of way”…but in a it bores the fuck out of me, the girls don’t impress me, the quality of the production is shady at best, and the fact is that it’s free on the internet so what the fuck do you expect.. I’m less a guy who jerks off to video and more the kind of guy who masturbates to memories of a better time…
Hilary Duff goes from billionaire puck slut, who likes team initiations in her pussy, rather than her ass, that end up in marriage and pregnancy….only to call a divorce because she needs a little change, or maybe she just needs a new object to put in her pussy, or maybe marriage just awful, and even Hilary Duff can’t subject herself to that normalcy…not to mention it’s totally uncool to have a kid in wedlock, I mean it’s not the 50s, single parent households are responsible for all the interesting people, like strippers and pornstars… But apparently, she’s called off the divorce, they are back together, because when bored and rich and famous, you need to create drama to keep your childish life interesting, and it’s good for publicity, probably better than these strategic bikini…that don’t’ show off her mom body at all, thanks to shadows…but I can assure you, there’s bikini under all these lighting tricks…she just doesn’t want you to see it…
Cara Delevingne released a soft core sex tape that she produced for YSL that I assume is a few months old, but that show you how she got into Lesbianism, and it all started with masturabting to herself…you know getting at it in front of the mirror is the gateway to wanting to lick pussy and working her way into some Michelle Rodriguez…which turned out to be good for business… People find her interesting, she’s an IT Girl I find her overrated, I’ll still post her eyebrows doing this, because it’s kind of erotic, which is rare to say about lesbians, because lesbians historically scare the fuck out of me.
