It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Top Ten Holiday Movie Hotties Fleshbot Lottie Moss nipple pasties on the red carpet Taxi Driver Movie Chelsea Leyland topless at the beach The Nip Slip Jojo Levesque in a see-through shirt Drunken Stepfather Sabine Jemeljanova naked hottie in bed (header image) Egotastic All Stars Jazz Reilly gets frisky at Margaritaville Boobie Blog Ashley Smith barely covered Last Men on Earth Dorkgasm: Our writers share their geekiest love stories Double Viking … read more
SPOILER ALERT: Santa Claus is not real. But this hasn't stopped a handful of racist Internet users from freaking out over the Mall of America in Minnesota daring to feature a Saint Nick played by Larry Jefferson-Gamble. Nevermind the fact that Jefferson-Gamble is a retired U.S. Army veteran. He's black! And the response of idiotic bigots to this fact prompted the Minnesota Star-Tribune to shut down the comments section for a simple profile of the mall’s first black Santa. Elsewhere, a CBS Minnesota report was also bombarded with negative and comments, leading us to wonder what the heck is wrong with a certain segment of the population. Because we want to keep believing that love trumps hate, however, we're here to present only POSITIVE social media reactions to Jefferson-Gamble as Santa. Why let the racists win, right? 1. This is What We’re Up Against Seriously, look at these comments. Talk about depressing… 2. Well Said, George Takei! We wish he wasn’t able to make this point, but history sadly speaks for itself. 3. Kind, Engaging and Thoughtful But… he’s black! 4. Such a Simple Concept Why is this so hard for people to grasp? 5. A Reason to Believe If not in Santa, at least in equality. 6. Wait for Me, Santa! Save me a spot on your lap please! View Slideshow
Delete Your Account is a weekly column that takes the hot air out of celebrities, the media, and their social media shenanigans. Every Friday, I will decide whether each perpetrator should delete their accounts and never grace the internet again. This week, the reporting on Casey Affleck’s sexual-assault allegations needs to do less, Arianna Huffington… Read more »
With only one new wide release this weekend, it’s slim pickings for nudity, but we’ve got the best places for you to see this weekend’s stars in the buff!… read more
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Fleshbot’s Top 10 Viewer Favorites for November Fleshbot Katie Price no panties upskirt Taxi Driver Movie Suki Waterhouse see-through and camel toe The Nip Slip Shelley Hennig in a pool in the shower Drunken Stepfather Britt Maren tall, lean, and nude (header image) Egotastic All Stars Nekane Sweet is a soccer stripper Boobie Blog Colombian hottie Valeria Orsini blue bikini Last Men on Earth Cosplay Spotlight: OkiCospi Double Viking … read more
Over the years, the Internet has been filled with hilarious videos of people who got their wisdom teeth removed… fell into a drug-induced haze… and then said some pretty crazy $hit. Like the girl who believed she was Kylie Jenner . Or the girl who REALLY wished she had bigger boobs . But the following story is a first. It’s the first time in memory that a young woman has undergone this procedure and then reacted to it by jeopardizing her college career. Her name is Abby Jo Hamele and she attends the University of Nebraska – Lincoln. When she is NOT under the spell of hydrocodone, this 19-year old is happy and bubbly and relatively sane, as you can see in her Twitter profile photo above. But after getting her wisdom teeth yanked out and then getting all drugged up, she looked like this: She also believed that her very much alive pug is her dead dog Sammy . But that wasn’t all. Clearly a responsible student, Abby realized that she’d be unable to turn in a class paper on time as a result of her condition. Not in her proper state of mind, she nevertheless took the time to email her professor and explain the situation, giving us one of the most memorable social media messages of 2016 in the process. “I EMAILED MY PHILOSOPHY TA WHILE I WAS HIGH ON HYDROCODON I’M DEAD,” Abby wrote as an introduction and explanation for a Tweet that has gone viral. “I unfortmately got my wisdom teeth sliced outr and have not not been reacting very well to the surgeryy nor the medicatioon i were given/ so I do not thimk that I will be able to habe my paper finisherd by Tuesday at all,” opens the email. We really should just publish the entire thing right here, shouldn’t we? How else could we do it justice? Is tehere any way I would be able to send you my paper at any later date??? I wnt to do very good on this paper you know becayse i like to do well in my classes. please sir I workled very hard and thouught that I would be abel to finish it on timme but my doctor said I will most likelly not be normal again until at least Thanksginvg turkey. If you say no then that is okay but i would be sad and i would reallyyyy lik e it if you said yes. Thank you Kevin, my dude. Abby Jo Hamele (pronounced hah-mil-lee) (if you were wondering) P.S. I will answer youpr questions in class forever so theere are not any more awkard silence. and i will buy you expo markers that work (even thougjh our tuition should pay for markers that work) love you bye The teacher’s assistant actually went ahead and wrote Abby back, which is amazing. He’s clearly an astute fellow. Someone give this man a promotion! And someone give Abby a high-five and maybe also a strong drink. We’re guessing she could use it right about now.
J. Cole Disses Kanye West And Hell Breaks Loose J. Cole set the internet ablaze on Thursday when he announced his next album is dropping on December 9th. He followed up that announcement with a 40-minute video that includes pointed bars for one Kanye West. J. Cole came for Kanye's head pic.twitter.com/jJzHKFHxYl — C O R (@Cor_Swave) December 2, 2016 Whoosh. Those are some bars. And of course rap fans are going crazy. Cole vs. Kanye. Up is down. Down is up. Amazing.
Hey, do you love all things Teen Mom? Of course you do. Just be real with yourself. You love nothing more than hopping on the internet and finding out new things about four random girls who got knocked up when they were 16 years old. It's OK, you're not alone. You're also in for an absolutely amazing treat. Even though the Teen Mom OG season finale aired on Monday, we've still got plenty of new footage to look forward to. We've still got the traditional two-part reunion special with Dr. Drew, there's usually an Unseen Moments special. And MTV was also sweet enough to compile a video series called 100 Things About Teen Mom. In this series, Farrah Abraham, Amber Portwood, Catelynn Lowell, and Maci Bookout all sit down to reveal secrets about filming, about their families, about themselves … It's all pretty special. Did you ever wonder how the moms are able to have a sex life with the constant filming? Or how much money they've spent on their kids (spoiler: Farrah actually claims that she's spent “100 grand in a day for Sophia.”) Or maybe you'd like to know which celebrities the moms are friends with? Whatever you want to know, it's all here. Check out the secrets in the video below:
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Top 10 Hottest Celebrities Born in November Fleshbot Larsa Pippen pokies and cameltoe at the beach Taxi Driver Movie Chelsee Healey nip slip on the red carpet The Nip Slip Niykee Heaton’s nude Thanksgiving eating fetish Drunken Stepfather Autumn Holley nude in Central Park (header image) Egotastic All Stars Cara Ruby drops blue leggings Boobie Blog Natasha Oakley bikini photoshoot Last Men on Earth The Definitive Ranking of 2016’s Comic Book Movies Double Viking … read more
