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Forget Spider-Man!!! Donald Glover Cast As Young Lando Calrissian In Upcoming Star Wars Movie

Donald Glover Cast As Lando Calrissian In New Star Wars Movie Donald Glover might be having the best year ever! Lucasfilm just announced today that the critical acclaimed rapper and actor has been cast as Lando Calrissian in the still-untitled Han Solo Star Wars movie. The prequel depicts Lando in his younger years as a mischievous swindler on the rise in the galaxy’s underworld, before the series events involving Han, Leia, and Darth Vader in “ The Empire Strikes Back ” and other iconic movies. “We’re so lucky to have an artist as talented as Donald join us,” said Lord and Miller. “These are big shoes to fill, and an even bigger cape, and this one fits him perfectly, which will save us money on alterations. Also, we’d like to publicly apologize to Donald for ruining Comic-Con for him forever.” They fixed the Internet just in time for #DonaldGlover /Young #LandoCalrissian to break it again. #StarWars pic.twitter.com/jp5lF2cN6Y — Jesse B. GILLMAN (@jessebgill) October 21, 2016 CONGRATS TO DONALD GLOVER ON THIS EPIC ROLE!!!!! Twitter/WENN/Star Wars

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Lady Gaga’s See Through of the Day

Lady Gaga is wearing a see through shirt that we can assume Bud paid for because why else would she be wearing a brand shirt unless she was getting paid…these famous people know their worth and don’t do anythin for free..except maybe annoy us with their shamelessness…that involves walking around in a see through shirt…it seems like they are pretty consistent with that…whether it is co-branded or sponsored by a beer company…or just her on her own saying “look how short the shorts I wear can be”…it is all ultimately vile and disgusting…because Gaga is vile and disgusting…she’s exploitative to kids who were fucking losers, and they believe in her because they are fucking losers, and with her support that she doesn’t actually believe, they have confidence in themselves to not kill themselves…but instead spend their money on overpriced tickets to her concerts because she is one of them….she just makes you pay the fuck up to be in the same 100,000 person filled room with her…because she is a lie… Remember when her charity didn’t give any money to charity – but was instead a tax shelter…disgusting…and that’s not even factoring her mangled face that she made work for her – because of the audience she went after…but that should have been kept in an office somewhere writing songs for other people…because is talented, I’ll admit that…she just uses her talent for evil, to produce money making bangers that I know all the words of despite never listening to her music, and only really knowing she exists by her constant clown “high concept” embarrassing shit she used to do…but that she’s turned into 70s rocker this time around….because she’s fucking phony… I’m not a fan, bt I have grabbed her ass unsolicited before… Here’s a weird video of her wasted, medicated or whatever this is….that she felt was good to put up on the internet….preaching some bullshit to cash in… A video posted by Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) on Oct 21, 2016 at 7:46am PDT The post Lady Gaga’s See Through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Street Walker Look of the Day

Bella Thorne is walking around in a body suit that reminds me of sex in the 90s, with the crotch snap on a piece of clothing that touched pussy / asshole and nipple all at the same time, nothing like a piece of fabric with shit stains, period stains and lactating titty stains ALL AT THE SAME TIME…. a piece of clothing that was re-released by the assholes at American Apparel…to relive the glory days of the 90s….and she looks like a street hooker, all puffy nippled…with her little shorts on…and I am a fan…. Just a good old fashioned slutty enough, super mainstream and commercial, redhead from TV, in an era where no one watches TV, so that she was forced to become a social media hit, posting just slutty enough pics to get the mass men who troll the internet into her and talking about her…while she just played it cool and innocent,…despite knowing she gets off to this shit…she fucking sits at home and fucks herself with her hairbrush while her gay boyfriend sexts with boys…because that’s the kind of wholesome girl I think she is…her marketing campaign…has worked….not overly naked, just naked enough to keep us coming back… that’s what none of thee naked bitches understand…you get more if you keep your damn clothes on….empowered…bullshit..this is where basic seduction is at… Here’s her tongue… The post Bella Thorne’s Street Walker Look of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rat Cow Posing Shamelessly Because She’s an Empowered Woman of the Day

It is such horse shit when a girl pretends getting naked on the internet, or doing porn, is empowering and progressing the state of the woman species. Now I am not a hater or against girls getting naked on the internet, or doing porn…and let them think it’s empowering, as we look on with erections in hand…as we need masturabtion fodder. If women were to desexualize themselves officially, but withdrawing getting naked on the internet, or doing porn…we would be forced to jerk off to the millions of hours of porn already produced, that is exactly the same scenes, over and over…HOW WOULD WE SURVIVE… Instead, these low levels, try to be high levels, by intellectualizing, or adding some “Women’s Studies Theory”…to what they are doing, it helps them sleep at night…when really the getting naked, being a shameless, loose in the hips, trashy, crying for attention while showcasing their body due to narcissism and the fact it’s an easy angle…is just trashy.. Now I like trashy women, I just don’t think Trashy women make sense when they pretend they are anything but trashy women, it’s one of those “ok woman, run your mouth, talk about whatever it is you’re talking about, we won’t listen to you anyway…because we are looking at your tits”… If you’re a fame whore, trying to get out there, seen, celebrated….and you’re doing it by getting naked, the dudes hiring you are only into it cuz you get naked…and they like what they see…this isn’t empowering you fucking idiot…this is just perpetual sexualizing of the woman form…and keep it up, it’s great…you empowerd woman…you… What a joke… TO SEE RAT COW ON A WALK WITH HER LUNCH SHOWING HER FLAT STOMACH CLICK HERE The post Rat Cow Posing Shamelessly Because She’s an Empowered Woman of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elizabeth Hurley Is Now A 51-year-old Instagram Model

I never paid much attention in science class in school, so I have no clue how Elizabeth Hurley can manage to still look this hot at 51-f@#king-years-old. But luckily, just because her acting career’s slowed down doesn’t mean her hottie career has to end, and apparently she’s made a seamless transition into Instagram modeling these days. And here I thought old people didn’t know how to use the Internet. I think this is the first time I’ve ever been so glad to be proven wrong. Enjoy.

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Lindsay Lohan Topless On Instagram

I guess Lindsay Lohan must be trying to make a comeback or something, because we haven’t heard from her in months and then all of a sudden, she just dropped this great topless selfie on Instagram out of nowhere. I’m pretty sure she’s removed it since then, but luckily, that’s the magic of the Internet: you put something up for a few seconds, and some perv in his mom’s basement  hero saves it for all eternity. Enjoy! Continue reading

American Horror Story: This Bizarrely-Built Becky Is Terrorizing The Internet

American Horror Story: Kristyna Martelli Freaky flick star/model Kristyna Martelli is breaking the internet (for all the wrong reasons) with a scary plastic surgery obsession and strangely-built body that has the internet in a tizzy (for obvious reasons). Hit the flip to meet the bizarrely-built “model” who has the internet BAFFLED.

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Instagram Model Bryana Holly In Some Cheesy Lingerie

Listen, I love seeing hotties in lingerie as much as the next Internet perv, but even I’ve got to admit these are some cheesy outfits that  Bryana Holly ‘s modeling here. She’s looking like a wannabe stripper or some ’90s Playboy model here. And as much as I dig any new pictures we get from this busty blonde — lingerie or otherwise — personally, I still think she’s 10 times hotter on Instagram . » view all 55 photos

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Instagram Model Bryana Holly In Some Cheesy Lingerie

Listen, I love seeing hotties in lingerie as much as the next Internet perv, but even I’ve got to admit these are some cheesy outfits that  Bryana Holly ‘s modeling here. She’s looking like a wannabe stripper or some ’90s Playboy model here. And as much as I dig any new pictures we get from this busty blonde — lingerie or otherwise — personally, I still think she’s 10 times hotter on Instagram . » view all 55 photos

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Lindsay Lohan Deletes Topless Insta Photo, But I've Got It

This is the Internet, after all! Lindsay Lohan’s still got it, and we’ve still got her sexy picture from this weekend. … read more

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