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Band Members Sell Own Sex Tape For $5 After Some Perv Steals It

The members of YACHT, an L.A. musical duo, are selling their own sex tape after they claim that someone stole it and posted it online. To be clear, Jona Bechtolt and Claire L. Evans, who are also in a romantic relationship, would prefer no one actually watch the video. But, if you must, do not watch it via torrent. “We beg of you to download the video, Louis C.K.-style, directly from us,” the duo urges. The sex tape, they claim, fell into the wrong hands “ due to a series of technological missteps and one morally abject person.” “Claire and I, who have been romantic and artistic partners since 2006, made a ‘sex tape.’ It was intended for us only.” “We don’t feel the need to justify the reason we made it.” “Anyone reading this who has been in a long term partnership understands that preserving the relationship is an ever-changing and challenging thing.” “It’s especially difficult when the lines between career and romance are as merged as ours are.” “The financial pressures that we’ve been under, which de facto extend into our extracurricular lives, created a circumstance in which we felt like we needed a bit of an escape from the day-to-day.” “So we turned on a camera, became naked, and had sex.” View Slideshow: 23 Celebrities Who Are Also Amateur Porn Stars “We assumed that we were the only people who would be privy to that video. I guess we were naive. Now you have the option to be privy to that video.” “For us, that’s a shame.” “We feel like art is an act of generosity. The art we make for the public is for that expressed purpose.” “And now we’re in an awkward situation where the art that we made for us and us alone is being viewed by anyone who has the inclination to hit play.” Following a “true and humiliating blurring of the public and private,” the couple claims it initiated legal proceedings against the person who stole it. In the meantime, they add, “our hope is that you fundamentally understand that choice and you choose not to view a private act that was inadvertently made public.” “We hope you understand that this is not a delicious scandal. This is an exploitation.” Evans and Bechtolt then noted that they posted it themselves, on a site where it’s available for purchase: “This video is out there now.” “We can’t change that. But we can try to be ‘as YACHT as possible’ about it and take some kind of ownership over what has happened.” “So we’re asking you one thing: if you feel like you 100% have to see this tape, don’t stream it on some tube site, or download a torrent.” The site where the video can be purchased reads: If you’re here, it’s because you want to see a sex tape made by Claire Evans and Jona Bechtolt of the band YACHT. That’s okay – we’re not here to judge. View Slideshow: 9 Surprising Sex Tape Stars: It’s Not Just Kim! A video that we made privately has been released to the public. We have commenced legal proceedings against the individual who made it available without our consent. That said, we don’t have any illusion that this tape is ever going to vanish completely from the internet. Instead, we’ve created a platform for you to purchase and download the video directly from us. If you absolutely must see this video, we ask that you refrain from downloading it from a torrent, or streaming it on a tube site. Controlling how this video is seen, and who profits from it, is the only form of agency we have left over this exploitative situation. Please do the right thing. Thank you for your support. With love and respect, Claire and Jona While profiting from amateur porn is not new – see the Kim Kardashian sex tape – the band’s tactic reflects an understanding of the marketplace. It’s also refreshingly honest compared to, say, certain people trying to tell us that the Farrah Abraham sex tape was “leaked” unintentionally. Plus, these two are totes in love! Kind of makes you want to download the thing and open a nice bottle of wine with your partner, doesn’t it? Wait, was that out loud? View Slideshow: 13 Celebrity Sex Tapes That Only Exist in Your Dreams

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This Girl Will Never Use a Power Drill to Eat Corn Again

We've seen some pretty crazy Internet trends over the past several years. For example, remember the Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge ? But sticking one's mouth over the opening of a small bottle in order swell up one's lips to resemble those of Kylie Jenner actually seems like an award-winning idea when compared to the latest Internet trend. It involves a piece of corn on the cob… a power drill… and some not very intelligent people. Sorry. We hate to pass judgment like that. But this entire challenge involve placing a piece of corn on the cob on a power drill, actually turning on said power drill and then using it to eat the corn as quickly as possible. Sometimes, it works and one eats the corn in 10 seconds . And the reward this person then gets is…. a bunch of video hits? Hooray, we guess? Conversely, eating corn on the cob with a power drill can be very dangerous (SHOCKER, we know), as evidenced by the video below. It features a young woman who takes this challenge, who gets a few bites in… and then who immediately regrets it. She'll be fine in the end. But she may need to get used to a new look for awhile. Watch to see what we mean:

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Kris Jenner DISSES Tyga & Blac Chyna: See Her Post!

Kris Jenner is feeling sentimental this Mother’s Day. The world-famous momager took to Instagram to gush about her children and grandchildren on this special day, writing that there is nothing she loves more than being a mom and grandma. Then, in a second post, she paid tribute to the significant others in her children’s lives: Lamar Odom, Scott Disick and Kanye West. AHEM. Are you perhaps forgetting someone, Kris? Namely, your youngest daughter’s boyfriend Tyga and the woman carrying your sixth grandchild, Blac Chyna?? Here’s what Kris wrote on Instagram, alongside a photo gallery of herself with the three men she honored: “I love you so much Kanye, Scott and Lamar!! “To my son Lammy, I am so thankful for your strength through adversity and your sweet gentle spirit. I am blessed beyond words to have all of you in my life. “Thank you Kanye and Scott for being such incredible, loving and devoted fathers to my grandbabies. I can’t put into words how blessed I am to have you both!! I promise to always be here for you, and love you like my own. “Thank you Scott for bringing so much laughter to my life. You’re crazy and wonderful and unique to the core. “Kanye, thank you for being you!! You are an amazing friend and son, and the best daddy to North and Saint!! You inspire us all. “Wow… feeling blessed and grateful today. #mothersday #grateful #blessed #family.” That’s lovely, Kris. But we’re gonna go ahead and speculate on why you didn’t include the other halves of Kylie Jenner and Rob Kardashian. Let’s start with Kylie and Tyga. We think they broke up.  While neither have confirmed it, Tyga has been conspicuously absent from Kylie’s Snapchat for weeks. Moreover, breakup reports surfaced when the youngest Jenner recently took to Snap to ask if she could just date her dog – a question ALL women ask when they’re fed up with men, amiright? View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner & Tyga Photos: The Way They Were … Are? (Who the Heck Knows) There was a rumor floating around that Tyga cheated on Kylie  (yes, AGAIN) with an Australian model, and a second rumor that Kylie cheated on Tyga  with French Montana. Tyga is also reportedly broke and had a run-in with the law recently, so is it possible Kylie finally is seeing him for the d-bag we all knew he was? As for Kris’s diss on Chyna, we’re not exactly shocked. Kris (nor any member of the family) never congratulated Rob publicly after he announced his engagement, and now that Blac is pregnant , the momager hasn’t addressed that, either. Listen, Kris. If you can forgive Lamar for ODing himself into a coma with a bunch of hookers at a brothel…  AND look past Scott’s drinking and philandering… AND brush off Kanye’s completely embarrassing, batsh*t crazy public meltdowns… Can’t you find it in your heart to accept Blac Chyna, who actually is helping your son get healthy again and whose biggest crime is throwing a little petty shade at Kylie on Instagram? Tyga we don’t care about. You can kick him to the curb. But your new grandchild will likely be here before the year is through, so you may as well start getting used to Chyna now. Because like it or not, you are now connected to her for life. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna Pregnant News: The Internet Reacts!

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Michael Phelps Welcomes First Child!

Michael Phelps may won the most Gold Medals of any athlete in the history of the Olympic Games. But he’s just won something far more important:  The hearts of Internet users everywhere. Because the legendary swimmer has shared a photo of his first-ever child! Phelps and fiancee Nicole Johnson welcomed a baby boy into the world on Friday night, with Phelps confirming the news via the Instagram photo above and the affiliated message below: Welcome Boomer Robert Phelps into the world!!! Born 5-5-2016 at 7:21 pm !!! Healthy and happy!!! Best feeling I have ever felt in my life!!! @nicole.m.johnson and Boomer both healthy!!! #boomerphelps ???? @boonestudios. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Welcomed Babies in 2016 The couple, whose relationship was off and on for a number of years prior to their engagement last year, announced they were expecting in November. Phelps is very close to swimming coach Bob Bowman. This is who many presume he has named his child after, in terms of Boomer’s middle name. The Olympic legend and Johnson, a former Miss California, have been dating periodically since 2007. After breaking up in 2011, they rekindled their romance in 2014 and got engaged in February 2015. Following a pair of DUI arrests, a stint in treatment and six-month suspension from competing, things are much better for Phelps these days. He plans to compete in the Rio Olympics and hopes to add to his record medal count. “I feel like I am okay and happy with who I am,” Phelps recently told the Associated Press. “I feel like I’ve learned so much about myself, who I truly am. I can honestly say there aren’t many people who have seen who I really am.” View Slideshow: Celebrity Baby Photos: So Adorable!

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Michael Phelps Welcomes First Child!

Michael Phelps may won the most Gold Medals of any athlete in the history of the Olympic Games. But he’s just won something far more important:  The hearts of Internet users everywhere. Because the legendary swimmer has shared a photo of his first-ever child! Phelps and fiancee Nicole Johnson welcomed a baby boy into the world on Friday night, with Phelps confirming the news via the Instagram photo above and the affiliated message below: Welcome Boomer Robert Phelps into the world!!! Born 5-5-2016 at 7:21 pm !!! Healthy and happy!!! Best feeling I have ever felt in my life!!! @nicole.m.johnson and Boomer both healthy!!! #boomerphelps ???? @boonestudios. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Welcomed Babies in 2016 The couple, whose relationship was off and on for a number of years prior to their engagement last year, announced they were expecting in November. Phelps is very close to swimming coach Bob Bowman. This is who many presume he has named his child after, in terms of Boomer’s middle name. The Olympic legend and Johnson, a former Miss California, have been dating periodically since 2007. After breaking up in 2011, they rekindled their romance in 2014 and got engaged in February 2015. Following a pair of DUI arrests, a stint in treatment and six-month suspension from competing, things are much better for Phelps these days. He plans to compete in the Rio Olympics and hopes to add to his record medal count. “I feel like I am okay and happy with who I am,” Phelps recently told the Associated Press. “I feel like I’ve learned so much about myself, who I truly am. I can honestly say there aren’t many people who have seen who I really am.” View Slideshow: Celebrity Baby Photos: So Adorable!

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Sweet Swirly Revenge: Funniest Blac Chyna Pregnancy Memes

Hilarious Blac Chyna Pregnancy Memes WELP, the Petty Gods have spoken: Blac Chyna is preggo with Rob K’s baby (SHOCKER) which shattered the internet and secured her well-deserved spot in the Petty Hall of Fame . Hit the flip for the best (and funniest) Blac Chyna pregnancy memes.

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Blac Chyna Pregnancy: LEAKED By the Kardashians??

Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian announced today that they were expecting their first child together. WUT… I mean, HOORAY! But according to a rep for Blac, her announcement was forced prematurely because her future in-laws – a.k.a., the Kardashians – leaked it to the press first. “She would have preferred to have announced it on Mother’s Day herself,” the rep tells People magazine. “But her hand was forced.” Indeed, TMZ broke the news this morning with the following statement: “Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are about to expand … we’ve learned she’s pregnant!” They gave credit to unnamed “sources close to both Chyna and Rob” for supplying them with the dish. Chyna was not happy, but since the cat was already out of the bag, she took to Instagram within an hour and posted an emoji of herself pregnant, and Rob did the same. “Allegedly the other half of her family leaked her story so she had to announce it,” says her rep, speaking of the Kardashians. The rep also revealed that the only person in Blac’s camp who knew (besides himself) was her BFF Amber Rose. “Her mother didn’t even know,” continued the rep. “[Chyna’s] moment was taken from her, which is really sad.” What’s worse is that the Kard clan reportedly jumped the gun in order to promote Keeping Up With the Kardashians . Rob’s engagement has been teased as a central storyline this season – even though Kris Jenner has prohibited Blac Chyna from appearing on the show . Stone cold. Won’t let Chyna film, yet milking her pregnancy for their own gain.  But hey, that’s business. With a side of knife in the back. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna Pregnant News: The Internet Reacts!

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Skin Links 5.6.16

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web!  Lorde’s Nipple Should be Considered a Work of Art Fleshbot Alessandra Ambrosio nip slip on a fashion shoot  Taxi Driver Movie Minka Kelly pokies in a white dress  The Nip Slip Vita Sidorkina for TREATS  Drunken Stepfather Sabine Jemeljanova sweatshirt strip  Egotastic All Stars Kym Graham in Venetian Memories  Boobie Blog Serena Bucaj in a bikini  Last Men on Earth Olivia Munn explains why she turned down Deadpool to play Psylocke  Double Viking It’s Time for a Chick Batman  Steakwood  … read more

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Skin Links 4.29.16

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web!  Kimmy Granger distracts Kendra Lust over at Mommy’s Girl Fleshbot Lindsey Wixson caught topless on a photoshoot  Taxi Driver Movie Kristen Rain nude in Gosee Magazine  The Nip Slip Elodie Frege for LUI  Drunken Stepfather Melissa Debling sheer leotard striptease  Egotastic All Stars Holly Gibbons is busty in a barn  Boobie Blog Hunter King cleavy photoshoot  Last Men on Earth Margot Robbie talks Harley Quinn’s skimpy outfits  Double Viking Megan Irwin rocks a handbra  Steakwood … read more

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Christina Aguilera Tongue at a Charity Event of the day

Clown faced Christina Aguilera brought her big rich still alive tits to some charity event…dressed like that Labor Party “We Can Do It” girl…or maybe she’s being an emoji… The “We Can Do It” poster was designed to encourage laborers to not strike, but in the roaring 80s…it was brought back as a Feminist image for equal rights for women in the workplace…. In 2015…they have taken that imagery of “woman power”, even if it wasn’t intended as a Women’s Power campaign in the 40s when it happened, and pretty much shit on the memory and purpose of the 75 year old image, by having some vapid rich kid who has never worked a day in her life, or at least not in the traditional sense of having a job…she’s more a celebrity that people pander to and always have because she makes them money… But when she’s dressed like a laborer, it may make her feel like she’s more connected with the people…like the little Mexican she is… All I see is huge tits, too much make-up and a girl I bet someone I would fuck in my lifetime, but probably won’t…because she’d have to be institutionalized and I’d have to work as an orderly… She may think she’s part of he plight of the feminsits of the 60s and they pay equity fight…but I just think she’s tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Christina Aguilera Tongue at a Charity Event of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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