Victoria’s Secret is like a thirsty instagram model, only instead it is a billion dollar brand, with million dollar models, but everything they do is so low hanging fruit, but the world buys into the shit.. So it only makes sense that they’d jump on any trending topic like they were Buzzfeed, or whatever the fuck else is out there that jumps on anything “relevant” and produces ontent around that, so sites like this piece of shit I call home, post it… I guess it’s a good strategy…but I prefer their models half naked…seeing girls dressed in football gear and liking it is pretty fucking homo, like my friend who would only fuck girls in men’s underwear…which I also found weird….homos with sexual fetishes everywhere…. The post Victoria’s Secret for Superbowl Promo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner is a pile of shit that dripped down Kris Kardashian’s leg and that for some reason that I call being on TV made the general public find her interesting… She’s the equivalent of some weird pervert finding a used tampon in a dumpster and bringing it home with him to make love to and worship, you know saving it in the jar with the other used tampons he found, because he’s into used tampons…only on a mainstream scale….and I guess more human than a bloody tampon, even though she’s got less substance than a used tampon. It blows my mind that all it takes is being some social media followed sister of a porn chick to book every single campaign ever…since brands want social media and using her as a model is like advertising in a magazine, it’s less about her, and more about getting published across her network of people who talk about her… So she moves products, she gets people followers, she’s making a lot of fucking money because of it….and it really just required a good calculated stage mom…a team of 100 people, some of the best in the industry, a family of 20 all pushing for the same goal, and a TV show to make it happen. All this to say, she’s not hot. The post Kendall Jenner’s in a Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Cindy Crawford and the heir to Gerber Baby empire, restaurant and bar owner, model fucker, LA scenester, and billionaire…something models love t, so much that they marry and make babies with, have a kid, who is 14 named Kaia Gerber, who is 14 years old…and who they think is old enough to be modeling, even though putting out content or photoshoots is pretty much sexualizing their kid, and is as creepy as that child beauty pageant shit….and I blame the parents. The fact is that she’s rich as fuck, she’s got a trust fund, and she’ll look the fucking same when she’s 18, yet her mom thinks it is a good idea to put her into marketing campaigns for random brands, like a prositute, because I guess her mom was out doing coke off cocks in VIP rooms at 15….back in the 90s that was normal…and I guess it is now also…because mom’s not working too much and needs a project to keep occupied with…and daughter, like all girls need that Instagram whore followers to feel validated… Weird… The post Cindy Crawford’s Tween Socialite Daughter Does a Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know if I’m bad at the internet or if Maryna Linchuk has blocked me on social media…mainly instagram…and that hurts my feelings…not that I have feelings…but if I did I’d be so broken up about this model I’ll never meet not wanting me to have access to her instagram to judge her… Maybe she’s overly sensitive, but she’s Eastern Europe and you’d think she’d have no soul and a thick skin….maybe even an abused existence of men beating her into the sex trade only instead of the sex trade…she ended up making it as a model, even becoming some kind of Victoria’s Secret model….which means she gets naked but you can only buy her if you’re a billionaire…and us commoners won’t be seeing her peeing on webcam for 4.99 a minute… Maybe I’ve made fun of her and hit a soft spot, maybe joking about being raped or maybe I made fun of one of her friends…or some other insensitive thing that I do…because people are clearly too fucking sensitive… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Maryna Linchuk in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know if I’m bad at the internet or if Maryna Linchuk has blocked me on social media…mainly instagram…and that hurts my feelings…not that I have feelings…but if I did I’d be so broken up about this model I’ll never meet not wanting me to have access to her instagram to judge her… Maybe she’s overly sensitive, but she’s Eastern Europe and you’d think she’d have no soul and a thick skin….maybe even an abused existence of men beating her into the sex trade only instead of the sex trade…she ended up making it as a model, even becoming some kind of Victoria’s Secret model….which means she gets naked but you can only buy her if you’re a billionaire…and us commoners won’t be seeing her peeing on webcam for 4.99 a minute… Maybe I’ve made fun of her and hit a soft spot, maybe joking about being raped or maybe I made fun of one of her friends…or some other insensitive thing that I do…because people are clearly too fucking sensitive… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Maryna Linchuk in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Controversial lovebirds Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna have had much to discuss in the early stages of their blossoming romance. They get along great, but there was, and is, one common thread that particularly bonded this unlikely couple from the start, however … “Both of them felt f–ked over by the family,” a source close to Rob tells Us , noting that he and Blac “bonded over their shared pain.” The enemy of my enemy is my … revenge f–k buddy, personal trainer and partner in Internet trolling crime? Stranger things have happened. They held grudges for different reasons, of course. Diagnosed with diabetes in December, Rob was “seething” when he learned his family was staging a health intervention in January. There has even been talk of Rob Kardashian SUING Kim for mocking him on Keeping Up with the Kardashians in an episode last month. He was none too pleased when his sister quipped that his expanded girth turned a tattoo of his ex Rita Ora “into a Cabbage Patch doll.” Whether he actually takes legal action against his own family remains to be seen, and we’d consider it extremely unlikely to be honest. Lashing out at them more subtly – but still making his point and then some – by getting into bed with Blac Chyna is another story however. Blac, of course, was once a close friend of Kim, and was later dumped by Tyga, who left her for another of Rob’s sisters, Kylie Jenner. This happened in 2014, when Kylie was just 16. Tyga and Chyna have a three-year-old son, King, which made the whole thing even harder on Blac, who was quite justifiably pissed. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna Photos: Her Most Scandalous, Sexy Pics on Instagram! Chyna, says one Rob friend, always “intended to get back at the Kardashians,” as her feud with Kylie (see gallery below) is proof of that. It was Rob who reached out first, texting Chyna, ‘Hey, how are you?’ He was always friendly with her, so he had her number,” the insider says. “And she’s Rob’s type,” so when they began hanging out shortly thereafter, they realized they had much more in common than beef. Hip-hop lovers, they “found out that they like the same music and doing the same things” and this “blossomed into a love thing quickly.” Indeed, the love-struck, “obsessed” Rob drove to Texas to pick up Chyna from jail after she was arrested at the Austin airport last weekend. Moreover, he’s sent many signals to his family that Blac’s not going anywhere , leaving the Kards scrambling to make sense of all this. “They are shocked, confused and in disbelief,” explains a family source. Especially one sister. “Kylie says Rob has stabbed her in the back.” Maybe so, but there’s also been some chatter about a Kylie Jenner-Blac Chyna truce, so perhaps cooler heads will finally prevail in all this? Who are we kidding. It’s a nice thought, though. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner vs. Blac Chyna Feud: A Complete Anthology of Shade!
Steven Klein is the photographer behind this Selena Gomez on the beach, in bikini, pushing her tits together…or as I like to call her – Dying of Lupus – possibly getting Chemotherapy as she likes to tell people….maybe even in these pics…because that’s the level of extreme her Chemo is…you know the kind that doesn’t make you feel sick, call in sick and allows you to drink and party like you’re not even sick…but when said…sounds so intense, scary….dramatic… I think he’s trolling us, because he went so aggressive on the filters or coloring he did in the pics, it’s gotta be his artistic prank on us all saying, fuck you instagram for replacing our work, our lives, our jobs…you know a parody, a shut the fuck up, because he’s a huge photographer and knows how to take a pic… This is definitely his fuck you to the industry, and what better way than to use Selena Gomez in a bikini to make people mad… It’s like chill the fuck out on this filtering…we want nice images not fucking clown colors…it’s annoying…but the world fucking loves the shitty cartoon-like coloring…so he’ll give us fucking filters…which in and of itself is substantially more interesting that this bottom feeder Selena Gomez in a bikini…trying to be slutty. Other than that, it’s a great fucking shoot…best of the year…other than the filters that are on purpose and kind of funny and I guess other than Selena, it has a vibe of authenticity, especially with the paparazzi in the background of one of the pics…more real, so we know it’s a fashion shoot and it feels like a Behind the Scenes, which is where the internet is taking us…to one giant documentary of each other…rather than fake bullshit staged crappy commercial stock image looking bullshit pictures with faces beautified so hard bitch looks like a cartoon….they break the fourth wall…so I dig it…because I prefer real…even with one of the most fake of bitches…but I don’t dick it…because I don’t want lupus dick… The post Selena Gomez Sluts Up for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Steven Klein is the photographer behind this Selena Gomez on the beach, in bikini, pushing her tits together…or as I like to call her – Dying of Lupus – possibly getting Chemotherapy as she likes to tell people….maybe even in these pics…because that’s the level of extreme her Chemo is…you know the kind that doesn’t make you feel sick, call in sick and allows you to drink and party like you’re not even sick…but when said…sounds so intense, scary….dramatic… I think he’s trolling us, because he went so aggressive on the filters or coloring he did in the pics, it’s gotta be his artistic prank on us all saying, fuck you instagram for replacing our work, our lives, our jobs…you know a parody, a shut the fuck up, because he’s a huge photographer and knows how to take a pic… This is definitely his fuck you to the industry, and what better way than to use Selena Gomez in a bikini to make people mad… It’s like chill the fuck out on this filtering…we want nice images not fucking clown colors…it’s annoying…but the world fucking loves the shitty cartoon-like coloring…so he’ll give us fucking filters…which in and of itself is substantially more interesting that this bottom feeder Selena Gomez in a bikini…trying to be slutty. Other than that, it’s a great fucking shoot…best of the year…other than the filters that are on purpose and kind of funny and I guess other than Selena, it has a vibe of authenticity, especially with the paparazzi in the background of one of the pics…more real, so we know it’s a fashion shoot and it feels like a Behind the Scenes, which is where the internet is taking us…to one giant documentary of each other…rather than fake bullshit staged crappy commercial stock image looking bullshit pictures with faces beautified so hard bitch looks like a cartoon….they break the fourth wall…so I dig it…because I prefer real…even with one of the most fake of bitches…but I don’t dick it…because I don’t want lupus dick… The post Selena Gomez Sluts Up for W Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
