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Miley Cyrus Wins 420 of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted a picture of her smoking a bong, wearing pasties, probably not trying to be shocking, because this is the internet and the only thing shocking would be if the bong was shoved up her cunt and blowing smoke rings out of her ass… Which she’s not doing, becasue she’s boring… But she is still smoking a bong in fucking pasties…which for an old fucker like me is up on some “wtf”…and a little “that’s kinda fun and wild and crazy”…because when I was 20, the only bitches in pasties where girls at stripclubs that didn’t allow topless, trying to give as much topless, when topless really only is topless, with visible nipples… This just reminds me of an era when celebrities were not just pawns to their parents, but to the world, where they would pretend to be super human and not get naked, or do drugs…even though behind the scenes and closed doors they were ripping lines of coke out of hooker asshole… The public knew what was up, but these assholes that were seeking public acceptance, decided to not be honest and pretend…making a slip up kind of exciting when the paparazzi caught it… Now the paparazzi only captures what the celebs want captured, the scandals they want seeded…or they just post this shit on social media with a “WTF I’m Miley Fuck You” attitude… All this to say…things are changing for the better, because I remember posting “OMG Britney has coke on her nose” type posts… now the famous girls are in pasties smoking bongs, when not on Molly for all to see, because that’s what famous is supposed to be.. Here she is showing her pasties and her armpit hair because she’s that kind of hairy armpit feminist….which despite loving bush..and licking armpits…I don’t like when the two merge…I don’t really caring how hairy a bitch is…but hairy armpits disgusts me…I think I was traumatized as a child. Here she is in her pasties for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Joan Jett induction: HEre the awesome video The post Miley Cyrus Wins 420 of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Not Sure If Serious: Must-See Reactions To Nicki Minaj & Meek Mill’s “Engagement”

Funniest, Shadiest & Messiest Reactions To Omeeka’s Engagement Nicki and her handy-dandy Rent-A-Boo Meek allegedly got engaged in a random stunt that sparked endless speculation (and Barb shade ) across the internet  at a time when no one really knows what’s happening with the hilariously mismatched couple . Hit the flip for must-see reactions to Nicki and Meek’s suspect “engagement.”

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Rihanna Has a Nipple of the Day

Rihanna was accused of doing coke in a video that hit the internet the other day…she was really rolling a joint…some people got so excited for a scandal…when most of us know everyone does fucking drugs..and Rihanna of all people…is probably all about that shit.. That said….she was in a shirt..showing nipples…because unlike Angelina Jolie, who got her breasts removed…Rihanna has nipples…nipples she likes to show off because she’s just some island girl who came from nothing, probably worth over 100,000,000 dollars personally, and over a billion dollars as a brand…and from her 10,000 dollar a year household income she grew up in…that kind of money…gives you a bit of an ego…like “who gives a fuck”…she’s won…. Not that nipples are a bad thing, or a shocking thing to show off, but 10 years ago…they were a big deal..and destroyed the career of Janet Jackson and Tara Reid…we’ve just evolved as a people…to include nipple into “fashion”…that works for me…but not as well as it works for Rihanna… All this to say, I’m more into seeing her labia… The post Rihanna Has a Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Justin Bieber Gets Choked at Coachella of the Day

I wouldn’t be surprised if Just Bieber paid the Security to put him in a Chokehold at Coachella, because it gives the media something to talk about, makes him seem like the antagonist who doesn’t follow the rules, and may even offer him some low level street cred as less of a celebrity pussy…that everyone wants to fuck…and more of some kind of rebel… The fact is that people, even people who say they hate Bieber, get boners when he walks in the room, because he’s Bieber, and all this internet hate on a motherfucker, doesn’t change the fact that people are drawn to the motherfucker… I mean I saw pics from Fashion parties stoked Beiber was at their party, the same people who call him out as a joker that he is… Either way, here’s a video of Bieber getting what they say is a choke hold…but that I can’t tell because it was shot on a motorola flip phone… He’s still a lame as fuck…rich as fuck…everyone wants to fuck…but pretend they hate…because he’s Justin Beiber… So now get excited that he may have been kicked out of a artist section during Drake…. ALl this shit is just silly… The post Justin Bieber Gets Choked at Coachella of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Paula Bulczynska by Emanuele Ferrari for P Magazine of the Day

Paula Bulczynska is amazing…I’ve never heard of her as a model ,maybe she’s a big deal…these Eastern Europeans are hard to keep track of…and even harder to differentiate from the cam girls I stare at on the internet…thanks to cam girls being a Eastern European dominated thing..these girls are souless and will do anything you tell them…possibly because there is a Russian mobster in the room making them….but I don’t think about those things….what I think about is how amazing a people they are…and this Paula Bulczynska…proves that for P Magazine…in this hot shoot..right… The post Paula Bulczynska by Emanuele Ferrari for P Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook hacked pictures 2015

Kelly Brook, seen here in a sultry selfie for her Instagram page, has been hit by a second hacking scandal that has seen 24 more nude private pictures leaked onto the internet.The leak, which features 24 new images posted on a website, comes six months after she was targeted by a mass celebrity cyber hack, which affected high profile stars including Jennifer Lawrence, Selena Gomez and fellow Brit Daisy Lowe.The exposed pictures are an escalation of the previous leak when Kelly was pictured posin

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Skin Links 4.10.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Joanna Krupa flashes the brights on the set of her new movie ( egotastic.com ) Catt Sadler’s pubes want a little sun too ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Stephanie Pratt is in FHM, which apparently still exists ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Some behind the scenes pics of former Playboy Playmate Erica Campbell ( boobieblog.com ) Hemlock Grove star Madeline Brewer got tipsy, slipped a nip ( thenipslip.com ) This gal’s got the young Demi Moore looks combined with the older Demi’s boobs ( doubleviking.com ) Melissa Debling is a hand bra Instagram superstar ( steakwood.com ) Emily Ratajkowski gets fully nude in the name of art ( fleshbot.com )

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Cute Australian Models by Janneke Storm of the Day

Their names are Kristina and SUZY …I am going to assume they are Australian models, because that’s what I want to do, even if they aren’t Australian models….they are being shot by janneke Storm who is a photographer out of Australia…. Now I am pretty into Australian girls, because for the most part, at least the ones I see on the internet and not the toothless backwoods crocodile hunting ones…or the white trash in the trailer park with no teeth and bad leathery skin ones….are fucking hot, fun, like to party and most importantly, put out… So I’m all for looking at pics of them being cute for whatever the fuck this is, because it’s better than buying a plane ticket only to realize that everything you ever dreamt of Australian girls was a lie…they aren’t cool and down to fuck while drunk…in fact, like Americans they are disgusted by you too… The post Cute Australian Models by Janneke Storm of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Girlfriend Makes Boyfriend Take Beyonce Exam: Did He Pass?

Allie Davis thinks she likes it. But before the intense Beyonce fan thinks about her boyfriend putting a ring on it, she has a few questions. A few questions about her all-time favorite singer, that is, as Davis (whose Twitter handle is @Fergyonce) posted the results of a quiz she gave to her man online yesterday. “I gave my boyfriend a Beyonce exam to make sure we can stay together,” Allie Tweeted along with images of the final product. “He passed.” The possible future Jay Z to Davis’ Beyonce was required to score a 60 percent or higher in order to remain in the relationship, as the quiz started out easy enough (name three Beyonce) songs, but then evolved into a quasi essay portion. Reads one actual question: “Briefly explain the Solange Knowles elevator incident . Who was involved? What was the public’s reaction? Did Beyonce respond to the incident?” Davis (who owns a “Don’t Worry, Be Yonce” coffee mug) also asked about other artists such as One Direction , Jay Z, and Nicki Minaj. She received some hate from other Twitter users (because, you know, Internet), but didn’t let the criticism get her down. “I swear some of y’all need to find your chill and maybe a sense of humor…sending death threats over a Beyoncé joke? Pls,” Davis Tweeted, adding that it took her all of five minutes to come up with the exam. We applaud her dedication. And we wonder if there’s an opening for Davis at the Beygency . View Slideshow: 11 Reasons Why Queen Bey Reigns Supreme

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Skin Links 4.7.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! E! News host Catt Sadler rocks the teeniest of bikinis ( egotastic.com ) Jessica Alba’s latest beach pics might be better than the last batch ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Connie Carter has two of the most perfect breasts you’ll ever see ( boobieblog.com ) Look kids, it’s Middle Eastern Megan Fox! ( doubleviking.com ) Joanna Krupa is good at her job ( steakwood.com ) Top 10 Law & Order guest stars—before they were famous—in the nude ( fleshbot.com ) Hailey Clausen’s beach body has us ready for summer ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Suki Waterhouse slips a nip in GQ ( thenipslip.com )

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