Every time I think I’m finally through with Kim Kardashian , the world’s most famous porn star does something like this to keep drawing me back in. What can I say? I’m just a sucker for wannabe celebrity funbags. Anyway, as the Internet’s foremost expert in nippleitis, I’d say Kim came down with a pretty serious case here, but I’d have to do a full hands-on diagnosis to be sure. And to be honest, I’m a little worried I might catch something, so it’s probably better to just study it from a distance. That’s my professional recommendation, at least. Photos: Fameflynet
On Tuesday, George R.R. Martin took the stage at the Edinburgh International Book Festival and dropped some spoiler-filled knowledge and insight on the audience, even including some from his upcoming books, “The Winds of Winter” and “A Dream of Spring.” Naturally, there were a few things he discussed — gay sex, new characters — that merit discussion. So let’s obsess: isn’t that what the Internet’s for?
Shakira is in the latest Issue of Cosmopolitan Argentina, in the event that you aren’t up to speed on the latest in Cosmo Argentina news, you know one those magazines you let the subscription expire on, thanks to the internet… You know a magazine where they teach you sex tips on how to seduce an American man, and how to use him to smuggle your cocaine so you can buy more cows to herd….because I assume that’s what they do in Argentina… I just know that Shakira, as a mom and a judge on The Voice…who hangs with Adam Levine, and is pushing 40, bores me…even in photoshopped lingerie pics.
We’ve got a secret, and we just can’t keep it: A trio of Pretty Little Liars came out for the 2014 Teen Choice Awards last night… and each cast member looked totally beautiful! There was Lucy Hale donning a lovely red dress; Shay Mitchell in white; and Janel Parrish in a low-cut top that showed off a pair of admirable… assets. Because Pretty Little Liars is as much about fashion as it is about mystery, we can’t help but ask: Which of these young stars looked best on the red carpet? Fashion Face-Off! Lucy Hale Click Here To Vote for Lucy Janel Parrish Click Here To Vote for Janel Shay Mitchell Click Here To Vote for Shay Lucy Hale, Janel Parrish or Shay Mitchell? Which Pretty Little Liars star looked prettiest at the Teen Choice Awards? View Poll » In the mood to compare some more? Here’s a look at all the fashion at the Teen Choice Awards. Who was dressed best? 2014 Teen Choice Awards: Fashion Hits & Misses 1. Tyler Posey and Sarah Hyland Say hello to the hosts! Tyler Posey and Sarah Hyland were in charge of the 2014 Teen Choice Awards.
Kevin Ward Jr., the 20-year-old racing prospect killed in an accident by NASCAR star Tony Stewart, is being mourned across his native New York State and beyond. While no criminal investigation into Stewart’s conduct is underway, Ward’s relatives and friends are taking Tony to task for his actions in the wake of the tragedy. The young driver’s aunt posted to Facebook Sunday after the crash, “Thanks for thinking of our family [Tony] Stewart when you decided to be a d!ck!” Tony Stewart Kills Kevin Ward Jr. She called her late nephew “one of a kind, a true race car driver, a p!ss head and a sweetie all in one, a young man who will be truly missed by many!” Kevin Ward’s parents, who were reportedly in the stands watching the race, were a bit more diplomatic, according to local ABC affiliate WHAM: “We appreciate the prayers and support we are receiving from the community, but we need time to grieve and wrap our heads around all of this.” As previously reported, in an incident filmed by a fan, Tony Stewart killed Kevin Ward Jr. accidentally on the race track this weekend in Canandaigua, N.Y. His car swiped Ward’s, which spun out of control, at which point Kevin exited his car and began roaming the track on foot, pointing at Stewart. Then tragedy struck. When he approached closely, Stewart’s car fishtailed and Ward was struck, with an onlooker bellowing in horror, “Tony Stewart hit that guy!” Ontario County Sheriff’s officials say that they have yet to uncover any criminal intentions on Stewart’s part, no matter the unthinkable result that took place. Empire Super Sprints race director and president Chuck Miller said that there was “no history with these two drivers,” and called this a tragic accident. He chalked it up to “the competitive nature of the game and the drivers around it … any time Tony has raced with us, Kevin also raced. Tony’s been good for us.” The 43-year-old Stewart pulled out of Sunday’s race, saying, “There aren’t words to describe the sadness I feel about the accident that took the life of Kevin Ward Jr.” “It’s a very emotional time for all involved.” “It is the reason I’ve decided not to participate in today’s race at Watkins Glen. My thoughts and prayers are with his family, friends and everyone affected by this tragedy.” Celebrities We Lost in 2014 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed!
Jessica Simpson is putting her absolutely insane physique on full display for her fans, clearly proud of how hard she’s worked to obtain that hard body. This photo posted to her Instagram account over the weekend pretty much speaks for itself, and we’re not talking about the beautiful late-day lighting: The bathing suit picture appears to have been taken at a bridal shower for the star’s younger sister, Ashlee Simpson, who’s engaged to Evan Ross. Way to subtly steal your sibling’s thunder there, Jessica. Those legs are looking full-on ridiculous these days, and the mother-of-two’s cleavage needs no introduction at this point … but still, DAMN girl! “Oh yea girl… We are proud to be in our bathing suits!!” Simpson, 34, wrote of herself and a bikini-clad buddy. “#hardworkpaysoff “#workoutpartnersforlife.” Hopefully we’ll be seeing #swimsuitpicslikethisforlife. Ever since Eric Johnson married Jessica Simpson earlier this summer, she’s been showcasing just how lucky a man Mr. Johnson is on social media. Her figure rivals that of her appearance in 2005’s The Dukes of Hazzard , and is even more impressive given that she’s a decade older and had two kids. Respect. And appreciation. To wit … 35 Sexiest Jessica Simpson Pics 1. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs.
Okay, so Kim Kardashian is a terrible mom , a talentless, materialistic, fame-hungry human being, and the biggest reason that the rest of the world hates America. But at least she’s hot, right?! Well … not all the time. 13 Worst Kim Kardashian Photos! 1. Kim Kardashian Krying Kim gets her ugly cry on. It’s definitely not her best look. Everyone poses for a fugly photo now and then, but while you might be powerless when your Great Aunt Edna tags you on Facebook, Kim is anything but. With an army of PR specialists to help hide unflattering pics from the world, Mrs. West does her best to scrub the best of any less than flattering images. But this is the Internet Age, and she has cameras on her 24/7. Even the daily avalanche of Kim Kardashian bikini selfies can’t bury every pic of Kim looking like she should be strolling through Wal-Mart stocking up on one-ply TP and bargain basement diapers for North. The main lesson to be learned from the gallery above is that there’s no avoiding the occasional foul photo, no matter who you are or what you do. So next time you end up on Instagram mid-blink with nacho cheese on your chin, just be glad that unlike Kim, you don’t have 17 million followers. The other lesson to be learned is: Kim crying in public is a terrible sight to behold. It’s amazing that she still allows herself to be photographed weeping in public, but we wouldn’t be surprised if she used her ugly crier status to her advantage. We’re guessing Kanye gives her anything she wants just to keep her from crumpling up her face in front of the paparazzi. And if he doesn’t he should start.
A few weeks back, there was talk of Kate Upton posing for Playboy . Kate said she’s not ready to sign on yet, but she might be up for it in the near future. Well, apparently she’s had a change of heart, because Justin Verlander’s girlfriend now says she’ll never strip down because Internet pervs like you and me would ruin it. “Your body is beautiful,” says Kate in a recent interview. “And to be photographed in that way is amazing and it’s received in a very positive way.” “But with social media and the Internet and not so great blogs and the attention like that, I don’t think that my pictures would be received in the way I’d want them to be received.” “That’s why I’ve stayed away from them. I think social media and the Internet has prevented me from putting myself out there like that.” This whole thing makes us think there must be something weird about Kate’s nipples or something, because that’s literally the only part of her body we haven’t seen at this point. Of course, it’s too early to give up hope. At 22, she’s at the top of the modeling game now, but her fame is largely web-based, and the Internet has the attention span of a gnat with ADD. In a few years, when her fans start to move on to the next hot piece of the month, the idea of a little tasteful nudity will likely come up again as an easy way to make Kate a trending topic again. As a bonus, we’d like to remind the blonde bombshell that nothing will put a stop to those ” Kate Upton is fat ” rumors like a little full frontal. Just sayin’. 25 Hottest Kate Upton GIFs 1. Working Her Abs Look at her work those abs. Yes, we are staring only at her abs.
The following footage is downright adorable. We might feel differently if we were the man at the center of it… but we’re not. In the first of a collection of cute elephant videos, a baby elephant strolls over to a man and sits right down on his lap, apparently unaware that he’s an elephant and not a poodle. The man puts up with the adorable maneuver, even grabbing the elephant’s tail when he walks away because, it’s a scientific fact, no one can resist a baby elephant. Check out the precious clip below, watch as an elephant also sits on the lap of a woman and then scroll through many other examples of these underrated animals being pretty awesome: 9 Viral Elephant Videos 1. Elephant Sits on Man’s Lap Well, this is downright adorable. Look what happens when this baby elephant comes across a nice man… with a strong lap.
