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Human Ken Doll Justin Jedlica: I’m Not Trying to Like a Doll!

Justin Jedlica, a.k.a. the Human Ken Doll, says he never set out to look like a doll by undergoing countless plastic surgeries and becoming an Internet … something. So he says in an interview for Oprah Winfrey’s Where Are They Now? Justin Jedlica: Where Are They Now Promo Becoming a living Human Ken Doll was never his intention or goal, but 150 or so cosmetic procedures later, someone called him that and BOOM. “20/20 called me the Human Ken Doll. It was meant to be cute and catchy,” the 33-year-old says, reflecting on his 2012 interview with that program. “I think of it in a comical way. I don’t necessarily think I look like Ken.” Perhaps not. Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova doesn’t necessarily look like her plastic likeness either. It’s more the idea that they’re … well, plastic. Justin Jedlica also says that the notoriety has been a net positive. “All in all, the Ken Doll phenomenon for me has been a positive thing,” he says, never one to look a gift horse (or plastic surgeon) in the mouth. “It’s something that’s given me a new purpose, and it looks as though it may give me a career. So I can’t really knock it. I’ll be called the Human Ken Doll forever.” There are worse things, he notes, than being compared to the quintessential guy toy, one created as the prototypical male who wants to bang Barbie . “It’s flattering,” Jedlica mused in April. “As a kid, you play with Ken dolls and kind of assume that is what a handsome guy is supposed to look like.” Just the same, he looks at himself as less Ken, more Japanese anime manga. “It’s sort of that over-stylized, cartoonish version of human form [that I like],” he says. Whatever you want to call him, you gotta check out this gallery: Justin Jedlica: The Human Ken Doll 1. Justin Jedlica Before and After Justin Jedlica before and after photos … are kinda freaking us out.

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Leonardo DiCaprio "Flipped Out" Cheering on Orlando Bloom During Bieber Fight, Source Says

By now, the Orlando Bloom-Justin Bieber fight is the stuff of Internet legend, with varying accounts of what happened spreading across the web like wildfire. Some say Bieber started it by taunting Bloom about Miranda Kerr . Others say Bloom started it by refusing to shake Bieber’s hand. One thing that everyone seems able to agree on, however, is that Leonardo DiCaprio was on hand. And, as usual, he was awesome. Spanish ex-journalist Anastasia Skolkova was the first to post a video of the fight online and her account of how it all went down pretty much confirms that DiCaprio is still the coolest man in Hollywood even if he has packed on some serious pounds recently. Oh, and of course, Lindsay Lohan was there too: “When Orlando punched Bieber, everyone started clapping,” says Skolkova. “It was amazing. Lindsay was laughing. The whole table [Bloom] and DiCaprio were at started clapping.” She added that Leo began “flipping out” with apparent pride over the fact that his boy threw a punch at Biebs. The DiCaprio snubbed Bieber  in brutal fashion the last time they crossed paths, so while the cause of their beef remains unknown, there’s little doubt that Leo is no fan of the Biebs. Fortunately, when it comes to hating on Justin, DiCaprio has plenty of company: 11 Celebrities Who Have Feuded with Justin Bieber 1. Taylor Swift Taylor Swift has feuded with Selena Gomez many times over her relationship with Bieber. This is how she feels when the two of them kiss.

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Farrah Abraham Announces Bad B-tch Tour Featuring "Lingerie DJ Sets"

Farrah Abraham’s business ventures don’t always work out as planned. Farrah’s celebrity sex tape was immediately exposed as just a plain old porn, and can now be found on the Internet alongside the filmographies of other “celebrities” like Jenna Jameson. Then there was Farrah’s frozen yogurt chain which sounded like a wholesome, family-friendly endeavor that would in no way involve her anus. And it was! Until someone uploaded pics from Farrah’s porn to the company website before the first location opened. Farrah’s learned from those failures, however, and she’s ready to move on. Hopefully she’s now aware that there’s no difference between a sex tape and a porn , and that people will always make fun of a porn star peddling creamy treats to fill your mouth.  Yes, Farrah is a little bit older and a whole lot wiser, and as a savvy, experienced businesswoman she’s ready to offer the public something it really needs: House music provided by a single mom in her underwear! Yes, Farrah announced her Bad B**** Tour on Twitter today, and she really uses that many stars in place of letters when promoting it. Seems like if she’s really that afraid of the word, she should just call it something else, but we digress! Farrah provided little in the way of details, but  threatened  promised that the tour will be coming to a city near you and will feature “lingerie DJ sets.” Providing people with something they didn’t know they needed is what real inventors do, folks. Farrah Abraham: great genius, or the greatest genius? You decide.  25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

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Lindsay Lohan May Be Taking a Pee of the Day

I could be wrong – but this instagram pic of Lindsay Lohan in what looks like panties…at night…standing in water…while her sister watches her in her dress…could be of her peeing. I have been on spring break, I have seen drunk and medicated girls, I have witness them stripping down to take a fucking pee in the water and post to the internet thinking it is funny only to realize it isn’t.. I mean this picture is such bad quality, it looks like it was taken through a used condom, not that Lohan uses condoms…but no one in their right, sober mind, would post anything like this of themselves…but I’m glad this one did… It’s so weird. It’s perfect.

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A Nicki Minaj ‘Anaconda’ Shower Curtain Is A Thing That Already Exists

Nicki Minaj might be responsible for breaking the internet, but now she’s taking over IRL. Yesterday, she debuted cover art for her new single “Anaconda” wearing a G-string,

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Kim Kardashian Bikini Picture: Here’s Another One!

Her marriage to Kanye West may be over , but Kim Kardashian remains under… the sun! Yes, the reality star is back with another Mexican bikini photo. Simply writing “#Tanning” as a caption, the reality star posted the following photo to Instagram this week, as she continues to lounge around while vacationing in Mexico with daughter North West and husband Kanye. Of course, while Kardashian is just lying around… North is doing work! The one-year old took her first steps on Wednesday, an event chronicled with excitement by her mother online. Let’s just hope North never learns how to use the Internet because, between all of her mom’s bikini photos and a certain sex tape with Ray J, we have a feeling the child could be scarred for life. Here are plenty more Kim Kardashian bikini photos to keep non-North Wests happy: 23 Hottest Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos 1. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover Pic Kim Kardashian has her bikini body back! This is such great news, isn’t it?

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Floyd Mayweather on T.I. Fight: I Was F–king His B-tch!

Floyd Mayweather apparently admits that, well, T.I. had a pretty good reason for coming at him this spring, as Floyd says he was doing the rapper’s wife. It’s still not entirely clear what caused the brawl, or at least it wasn’t before Mayweather, promoting his upcoming fight, shed some light on it Saturday. Someone yelled at the press conference, “What about T.I.?” Floyd, rather than ignoring this, said, “What about the bitch? I was f–king his bitch.” Floyd Mayweather: I F–ked T.I.’s Wife! The infamous T.I.-Floyd Mayweather fight broke out at a Las Vegas Fatburger in May, with Tameka “Tiny” Cottle reportedly at the center of the drama. Tiny posted photos of the boxer and his daughter on Instagram right before the melee, and the rapper (real name Clifford Harris) was clearly not happy. After the above clip hit the Internet, Floyd tried to run some damage control, saying he never had sex with Tiny and didn’t say that at the press conference. Instead, Mayweather insists he said “he thinks I was f–king his bitch.” He does mutter something before “I was f–king” but it’s hard to hear. Floyd Mayweather-T.I. Fight Mayweather tells TMZ, “I’ve never been with Tiny sexually. I respect her situation and think she’s a good person. I would never disrespect a marriage.” Tiny also denies having sexual relations with Floyd, and feels he made that press conference boast as revenge for Tiny dissing him at the BET Awards . Whatever happened that night in Vegas, and whatever he said this weekend, Mayweather and T.I. aren’t likely to break bread together anytime soon. Floyd told him to “control your b-tch” and that ” these hoes ain’t loyal ” (hat tip, Chris Brown), so sex or no sex, he’s not exactly extending an olive branch. As for T.I., he’s taking the high road this time, saying: “I hope he is enjoying himself. God bless him.” 29 Craziest Celebrity Fights 1. Dance Moms: Abby Lee Miller-Kelly Hyland Fight! Abby Lee Miller of Dance Moms goes at it with Kelly Hyland in this clip from Season 4 Episode 7.

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Jesus Take The Camcorder: Priest Finds Out Church Is Being Used As Freaky Film Set Behind His Back

One way ticket with gasoline draws on… Priest Presses Charges After Finding His Church Used For Pornography An Austrian priest discovered that his church was being used as a film set for blasphemous bang-sessions without his knowledge or consent. He was tipped off by a concerned church member who came forward after recognizing the sanctuary while viewing one of the freaky films on the internet . We bet that was an awkward conversation to say the least… Via DailyStar : A furious priest had his suspicions confirmed and went straight to police after discovering a local woman had been using the holy building as a studio to make films. Someone had tipped him off after recognizing the interior of the church in Hoersching, Austria, from a clip that had been uploaded to the Internet. The sexy videos show the dark-haired local woman wearing jeans and a white blouse holding a rosary in one hand and the Bible in the other. But the house of God soon turned into the house of sin. Police are now investigating exactly how the crew and actors managed to get into the church, which was used without permission. Those involved may be charged for creating “mischief” liable to cause legitimate nuisance in a church or religious community. They could face six months in prison or a fine. The Diocese of Linz said in a statement: “The sacraments which were celebrated in the past few weeks in the parish church are still considered valid. “But they may still require the local bishop to come and perform a service of purification.” Hopefully this purification service includes the bleaching and sanitation the pews of this sinful sanctuary. People have to sit there in their nice clothes on Sunday morning! DailyStar/CEN

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Kellie Pickler Bikini on Twitter of the Day

Kellie Pickler is the American Idol hick, that I have a feeling wasn’t actually a hick, but rather someone they pulled out of some diner in the middle of no where and mind fucked the world with to make Simon Cowell a lot of money. You know using TV to manipulate the world into giving him money, like some kind of TV Evagelist, only instead of Jesus and God, motherfucker uses shitty fucking songs. That said, my favorite thing I remember about her was her tribute to her grandpappy from whatever backwoods Appalachian mountain shanty he used to have sex with her in…his coal covered hands all over her budding young breasts… Breasts she had augmented the second she got famous…because I guess her priorities were in the right place…some people go on a vacation with their first million, or buy a house, this girl got tits… Tits she’s put in a bikini…for the internet….

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Trew Mullen by Trever Hoehne of the Day

Trew Mullen is some model I follow on instagram…I saw one of these pics by TREVOR HOEHNE …and liked the vibe of her ass on an inflatable in a pool…I could stare at that shit for hours…it’s like I’ve already written three love poems about it…even though poems are gay…even when the are just haikus about eating her ass… I like her look, I like these pics, I don’t know what they are promoting or what this is all about, I just know that I just had anal sex with them because we didn’t have condoms and she’s not on the pill…I don’t know what that means, but I am going to assume it means that Trew makes me a little too excited….. Here are the pics.

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