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Britney Spears is Middle Aged of the Day

Posted on June 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you didn’t know…Britney Spears is Middle Aged and she looks it, even with all the BOTOX and modern conveniences that a billionaire popstar has access to…yet now she looks like she’s just a mom in a Walmart parking lot…buying a vat of mayonnaise for their weekend Fourth of July BBQ….which I guess is porn to some people…but it just makes me feel old as fuck because I remember jerking off to her “Hit me baby one more time video”…back when the internet first happened. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Apparently this is Dakota Fanning’s Ass of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dakota Fanning is no longer the 7 year old creepy kid who was pretending she was in her mid 40s… Now she’s over 18, but her ass is pretending it is in her mid 40s…. At least that is what I am seeing here…from a movie called Very Good girls….that did some film festival run and that is now hitting select theatres in what I assume is her big “I’m a real actor, this is a real movie, with a good story, to maintain some credibility” script… Here’s the trailer, even though her ass

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Apparently this is Dakota Fanning’s Ass of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dakota Fanning is no longer the 7 year old creepy kid who was pretending she was in her mid 40s… Now she’s over 18, but her ass is pretending it is in her mid 40s…. At least that is what I am seeing here…from a movie called Very Good girls….that did some film festival run and that is now hitting select theatres in what I assume is her big “I’m a real actor, this is a real movie, with a good story, to maintain some credibility” script… Here’s the trailer, even though her ass

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Miranda Kerr’s Nipples for Elle Spain of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t care, so you probably don’t care…but Miranda Kerr brought out her implants in some fashion magazine that I assume she wasn’t paid for, but instead did because she can now show her nipples whenever the fuck she wants, as she’s not tied down to that pesky 3 million dollar Victoria’s Secret contract that was really holding her back in her career and not allowing her to do free shoots, when taking time off from fucking multiple billionaires… I’ve heard she’s a horrible person by people she works with. I believe it. She’s got a weirdo face…but she is still an ex Victoria’s Secret model like Gisele, Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks before her, I am sure her demise is going to be just fine…and as long as there are nipples…I’ll notice, despite not caring…I’m just that kind of guy. Apparently I POSTED THESE IN APRIL …I am better at this than I thought I was…

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Miranda Kerr’s Nipples for Elle Spain of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t care, so you probably don’t care…but Miranda Kerr brought out her implants in some fashion magazine that I assume she wasn’t paid for, but instead did because she can now show her nipples whenever the fuck she wants, as she’s not tied down to that pesky 3 million dollar Victoria’s Secret contract that was really holding her back in her career and not allowing her to do free shoots, when taking time off from fucking multiple billionaires… I’ve heard she’s a horrible person by people she works with. I believe it. She’s got a weirdo face…but she is still an ex Victoria’s Secret model like Gisele, Heidi Klum and Tyra Banks before her, I am sure her demise is going to be just fine…and as long as there are nipples…I’ll notice, despite not caring…I’m just that kind of guy. Apparently I POSTED THESE IN APRIL …I am better at this than I thought I was…

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Selena Gomez Diffuses Abortion Rumors of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When a celebrity walks into a health clinic, for either the abortion pill, or some other genital herpes or STD related medical issue, the key to diffusing the rumor, is to post a selfie explaining that it is just Sinus Problems… Fabulously/intensely dealing with sinus problems. Clearly. #blamethe70sflarepants I mean she can’t be at the medical center for vagina related issues if she makes a point of telling the internet it’s just her fucking sinuses.. We call that pretty fucking suspect behavior… No really, it’s just sinus issues…I swear, that’s why I posted it on my instagram…when I could have not told anyone…since realit

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Selena Gomez Diffuses Abortion Rumors of the Day

Posted on June 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When a celebrity walks into a health clinic, for either the abortion pill, or some other genital herpes or STD related medical issue, the key to diffusing the rumor, is to post a selfie explaining that it is just Sinus Problems… Fabulously/intensely dealing with sinus problems. Clearly. #blamethe70sflarepants I mean she can’t be at the medical center for vagina related issues if she makes a point of telling the internet it’s just her fucking sinuses.. We call that pretty fucking suspect behavior… No really, it’s just sinus issues…I swear, that’s why I posted it on my instagram…when I could have not told anyone…since realit

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Anna Paquin Tits from True Blood of the Day

Posted on June 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t watch this show, but if you’re looking for an episode recap, my friends over HERE do. I do however appreciate the move towards showing titty on TV, because like the Willis sisters and Rihanna, I don’t think the nipple has to be hidden, and despite being called a Misogynist, even by some of my closest friends, I believe in women equality, and love women, especially when they have the right to be topless in public, which they do in many cities already, so I don’t know what people are complaining about, but let them complain… You see, I’m old as fuck, and remember when the fat dude on NYPD blue’s ass was the most hardcore TV went, and I thought to myself, shit, we live in a shitty world, where that is pushing the boundaries of TV nudity, so I turned to the internet, along with everyone else, and here we are now, 2 decades later, with tits on TV…I feel like we’ve won something…and today that win is Anna Paquin tits via some show everyone gets overly excited about because they are the drone zombies in the show and don’t realize it…which isn’t really a win at all…but still tits…

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Kelly Osbourne’s Ass on Instagram of the Day

Posted on June 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fat Kelly Osbourne decided to flash her ass in a thong to instagram, and unlike my instagram when I post a thong, she wasn’t deleted, because she’s Kelly Osbourne and in turn a huge TV star and by huge, I mean literally huge, I remember her in the fat years, and no matter what color her hair is, she’ll always be that hungry thing feeding… I am sure she’s a lovely person, I mean how could someone mooning the internet, living off a trust fund, pretty much set for life, yet still working be a bad person. This is the kind of thing we want from a girl…so if anything…I should be celebrating her….yet for some reason I hate this, but I’d still buy the panties…if she was to sell them on ebay for charity…and I guess so would every Ozzy fan who loves him so much that masturbating to his daughter…is less gay and even less weird, but barely…than masturbating to him…

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50 Year Old Yasmin Le Bon for Speedo of the Day

Posted on June 19, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

You probably don’t know who Yasmin Le Bon is, because I don’t know who Yasmin Le Bon is and I’ve been at this bullshit for a decade. Sure I have a shitty memory, I have facial recognition blindness, all these bitches look and act the same and kind of blend into each other….not to mention my mind is polluted by all the fame whores who occupy most of the internet’s time… Well it turns out she’s a 50 year old model…so she’s too old to have ever been an internet sensation, since the internet only went mainstream when she was in her late 30s, already a dated body… But Speedo booked her for their old lady swimsuit collection, that I guess is SPANX like and here are the pics, even though I hate old ladies and bikini campaigns…and one piece bathings suits…meaning this shit has little going for it.

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