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Kim Kardashian Vogue Sales: How High Will They Go?

The  Kim Kardashian sex tape is already a best-seller. But will the  Kim Kardashian Vogue issue be a record-breaker? Kim and Kanye in Vogue: See the Pics! Open Slideshow 1. Kanye, Kim and North for Vogue Awww, what a loving family! Kanye West, Kim Kardashian and North West cuddle up here for Vogue. View As List 1. Kanye, Kim and North for Vogue Awww, what a loving family! Kanye West, Kim Kardashian and North West cuddle up here for Vogue. 2. Kim Kardashian Vogue Cover It’s a dream come true for Kim Kardashian! She covers Vogue with Kanye West in this picture. 3. Kanye, Kim and North Vogue Photo Kanye, Kim and North do make an adorable family. They are featured here in the April 2014 issue of Vogue. 4. ‘Ye and Nori Kanye West gives us a look at his life as a father in this photo from the April 2014 issue of Vogue. 5. North West, Up Close This is as cute as it gets, huh? Check out the close-up of North West. 6. Kim Kardashian Holds Nori Kim Kardashian holds little North West up in her arms. This is a photo from Vogue. 7. Kimye in Vogue Kim and Kanye don’t just pose here for a photo. They pose for a VOGUE photo! 8. Kim, Kanye and Nori This is one good looking family, huh? Kim Kardashian poses with daughter North and fiance Kanye West. 9. A Kimye Stare Kanye West leans in to kiss Kim Kardashian in this romantic photo. It’s courtesy of their spread in Vogue. 10. Kim, Kanye and Baby This likely sums up life for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. It involves a baby and a lot of technology. 11. A Kouple in Vogue Kim Kardashian and Kanye West walk hand in hand in the pages of Vogue in this lovely photo of the couple. According to the latest estimates (per The New York Post) the edition of this fashion magazine with Kim and Kanye West on the cover will likely move between 300,000-400,000 copies. That puts Kimye on par with Vogue’s all-time most popular issues: one that featured Beyonce (and sold 355,397 copies) and one that featured Michelle Obama (293,798). A spokesperson for the publication would not confirm any of these numbers, however, telling E! News the magazine “never comments on sales figures.” But editor-at-large Hamish Bowles confirms best-selling issue EVER was 1992’s 100th anniversary edition, featuring Christy Turlington, Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford, Karen Mulder and many other super models. Kim has referred to this Vogue cover as a “dream come true,” while Editor-in-Chief Anna Wintour has shot down talk that West actually paid for the honor. “You may have read that Kanye begged me to put his fiancée on Vogue’s cover,” she said the day it was released. “He did nothing of the sort. The gossip might make better reading, but the simple fact of the matter is that it isn’t true.” Wintour added that the spread, which includes little North West , is “charming and touching.” Kardashian, for her part, finally addressed many of those cover spoofs that have sprung up around the Internet. “Loving these cute parody pics of my Vogue cover with Kanye!” she blogged on Tuesday. “People are so funny and creative, I just had to share some of my favorites!” So did we: 8 Parodies of the Kimye Vogue Cover Open Slideshow 1. Kylie and Kendall Pretend to Cover Vogue Oh, those silly Jenners. Kylie and Kendall mock the Kimye Vogue cover in this online image. View As List 1. Kylie and Kendall Pretend to Cover Vogue Oh, those silly Jenners. Kylie and Kendall mock the Kimye Vogue cover in this online image. 2. Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin Vogue Cover Thank you, World Wide Web! A genius Internet user has replaced Kim Kardashian and Kanye West with Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin. 3. Zach Braff and Donald Faison Vogue Cover Zach Braff and Donald Faison cover this issue of Vogue. Sort of. In actuality, some Internet user superimposed their faces over Kanye and Kim. 4. Lord of the Rings Vogue Cover Take this, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West! We’re digging this Lord of the Rings-based parody of their Vogue cover. 5. Miss Piggy and Kermit Cover Vogue Miss Piggy and Kermit do their best Kim Kardashian and Kanye West impression in this parody of the latter’s Vogue cover. 6. Willie Geist and Al Roker Vogue Cover Willie Geist and Al Roker make like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West and pretend to cover this issue of Vogue. 7. James Franco and Seth Rogen Vogue Cover Spoof James Franco and Seth Rogen spoof the Kim Kardashian-Kanye West Vogue cover in this photo because… come on, how could they not? 8. Farrah Abraham and James Deen Vogue Cover Farrah Abraham and James Deen on the cover of Vogue … in our dreams.

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50 Cent Dubbed Over Jehovah’s Witnesses Telling Deaf People to Stop Masturbating: Best Video Ever!

Just when you thought the Internet had given us, everything, there is a video that exists of 50 Cent’s classic rap anthem “In Da Club” dubbed over Jehovah’s Witnesses. Jehovah’s Witnesses who happen to be using sign language, obviously. In a fervent attempt to encourage deaf people to stop masturbating. Yes, someone made this. Watch it and laugh hysterically now … 50 Cent Dubbed Over Jehovah’s Witnesses Not that there’s anything we can or need to add to this brilliance, but: It’s the uncensored version of “In Da Club,” not even the radio edit! Can someone give us an actual translation of what they’re saying? Jehovah’s Witnesses wouldn’t even celebrate Shawty’s birthday! So much sacrilege here.

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Farrah Abraham Exclusive: Star Teases "Celebrity Sex Tape" Novel, Career Highlights & Regrets

Farrah Abraham may be the hardest working woman in show business. The reality star, porn star, singer, sex toy model, and bestselling author has done it all. Now she can add erotic fiction to her career resume. Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making , the first book in a three-part series, hits shelves this summer. The author of a memoir, My Teenage Dream Ended , Farrah is now delving into erotica … loosely based on her own sexual and life experiences of course. Farrah Abraham Celebrity Sex Tape Photos Open Slideshow 1. Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making Cover Farrah Abraham on the cover of her new book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making. View As List 1. Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making Cover Farrah Abraham on the cover of her new book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making. 2. Farrah Abraham Lingerie Photograph Farrah Abraham rocking lingerie like a BOSS in a photo shoot for her new book. 3. Farrah Abraham: Celebrity Sex Tape in the Making Farrah Abraham on the cover of Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making. It’s the first installment of her erotic trilogy. 4. Farrah’s Bedroom Antics Farrah Abraham invites you into her bedroom. Do you accept the invite? 5. Farrah Abraham ‘Celebrity Sex Tape’ Photo Farrah Abraham in a promotional photo for her new Celebrity Sex Tape book trilogy. 6. Celebrity Sex Tape Author Farrah Abraham is about to publish her first erotic novel Celebrity Sex Tape. Here’s a pic from the Ellora’s Cave shoot. 7. Farrah Cleavage Photograph Farrah Abraham shows some cleavage in a photo shoot for her erotic romance novel. 8. Farrah Abraham Photo Shoot Farrah Abraham in a photo shoot for her upcoming novel, Celebrity Sex Tape. 9. Gettin’ All Dolled Up Farrah Abraham in a photo shoot for her erotic romance novel. 10. Prepping Farrah Farrah Abraham behind the scenes of her photo shoot for her erotic novel Celebrity Sex Tape. 11. Sexy Photo Shoot Behind the Scenes Farrah Abraham’s photo shoot for Celebrity Sex Tape goes behind the scenes. 12. Farrah Abraham From the Reverse Farrah Abraham from a reverse angle as part of the photo shoot for her upcoming novel, Celebrity Sex Tape. 13. Ass(es) Up! Farrah Abraham flips the script on a couple of her male subjects. Sort of literally. 14. Farrah Abraham and Hunk Farrah Abraham and the type of hunk you would assume would be in a photo shoot for her erotic novel with her. 15. Farrah and a Hunk Farrah Abraham and the type of guy you would assume would be in a photo shoot for her erotic romance novel. In an exclusive interview with The Hollywood Gossip, Abraham teases many aspects of the buzzed-about book that reportedly has Vivid sweating bullets . She also revealed how she gets turned on penning hot scenes, the social commentaries within her work and her biggest regret about her own celebrity sex tape. Read our Q&A with Farrah Abraham below and scroll through our gallery of exclusive pics from her cover shoot with Ellora’s Cave Publishing as well! The Hollywood Gossip : First, the obvious question: Erotic novels? Really? Were you approached by the publisher or was this something you took the initiative with? Farrah Abraham : I starting writing on my own first, and then I was fortunate enough to find the perfect erotic romance publisher, Ellora’s Cave. They call themselves “the Bad Girls” of romance. I’m so glad we found each other. THG : The trilogy is loosely based on your life and sex tape. What similarities can we expect and what things did you embellish or fictionalize for the story? Farrah : This is primarily a fictional story. Fallon Opal, the main character, is much different then I am. She’s a celebrity, but she works on scripted entertainment while I started off in reality television. She also does not have a child. Fallon experiences life in her own way, but still she is very relatable on how she deals with sexuality and life. I think most young women will relate to her like I do. That being said, the journey Fallon takes is mostly from my wild imagination, which is sometimes inspired by my own personal experience and those of my friends. THG : You’ve said your sex tape “ruined” your life and made some alarming allegations about things that happened to you as a result of it. Does it feel at all strange to be capitalizing on its enormous success? Farrah : It was really difficult for me to go through the events of the past year. Writing book one in this series was one way for me to deal with my feelings and come to terms with what happened. It is something I would never have thought I would experience and alarming to say the least, but writing is almost like therapy for me and I’m in a great place right now. THG : Will the book serve as a social commentary on any topics such as the porn industry or the celebrity-obsessed culture we live in? Or will it just be a fun (hot!) read? Farrah : Yes and yes! Fallon’s story is inspired by my story, so the things I’ve gone through and come across make their way into the book. It does address social topics like the porn industry, our celebrity obsessed culture, and entertainment at large. But at its core it’s a hot and heavy to read. THG : Are the second and third installments of Celebrity Sex Tape already outlined? Do you have an idea of where the story is going over the course of the trilogy? Farrah : The whole plot is already conceived and we’re working on writing and editing the second and third installments right now. I am very proud of how it will end (as well as how it starts in book one). I think the characters are amazing, and I really hope my readers agree. But I can’t give too much away!! THG : Do you do any “research” to get in the mood for writing such steamy material? Physically, over the Internet, etc.? Farrah : There is no research I need to do other than looking up a term or running something by my girlfriends. A lot of the writing comes naturally because I try to keep as true as possible to real life… I will say it’s hard to keep focus when some scenes get really hot and heavy. But that’s half of the fun. I can only imagine what my readers will say. Hopefully they will be as pleased as I was writing it. THG : How has being involved with one of the highest-profile sex tapes ever impacted your dating life? Farrah : As many fans saw on Couples Therapy , my dating life had been going toward a negative direction for a while. Since therapy, I have been much better but not really focusing on dating. I learned that waiting for the right guy takes sometime. I’m just trying to focus on my daughter and my career. THG : You’ve heard it all from fans, haters, even other Teen Mom stars. How much attention to you pay to what people are saying on blogs, social media, TV, etc.? Farrah : I don’t pay attention to lies and negativity. The positivity, love, and good feedback I get from my family, friends, and fans is all I want to focus on right now. THG : Some people like you, some people might not, but no one can deny you’re working hard for your daughter and your career. What career decision are you most proud of? Farrah : I’m most proud of taking part in 16 & Pregnant when I was pregnant with my daughter. I was thinking about her future before she was even born. THG : Which decision do you regret most so far in your career? Farrah : I try not to live with regrets and I try to learn from my mistakes. But if I had to choose… making a sex tape with someone who is in porn and didn’t really have my best interests in mind. Ladies, please learn from my mistakes and be careful who you trust!!! THG : Tell us something we don’t know about you and that we might be surprised to know. Farrah : Most people are surprised that most of the time I am just a “regular” mom. I spend my time playing with Sophia and getting her to and from school. A lot of people think they know a lot from TV and news, and what makes it on there is such a small part of my life. That’s one of the things I try to tackle in Celebrity Sex Tape .

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Lady Gaga to Paparazzi: Photoshop My Pics (No, For Real)!

Lady Gaga may have sung about the paparazzi early in her career, but from now on she’ll only be serenading paps who follow her strict instructions. According to the New York Post , Gaga has started issuing demands to photo agencies , giving them exclusives in exchange for their promise to Photoshop her pics according to her specifications.  Photographers at a Gaga event last week were reportedly told to “smooth out her jaw line and thin her arms” as well as “smooth out and thin her legs.” So much for “born this way!”  Some photographers and event planners are getting fed up, with one coordinator anonymously describing Gaga as a “control freak.”  Others don’t seem to mind the demands and are likely grateful for the exclusives.  Kevin Mazur – a photographer who gained sole rights to photograph Gaga’s final show at the Roseland Ballroom – says similar demands aren’t all that uncommon. “It’s like any other artist I work with and it’s very minimal because we want to get the photos out there right away,” said Mazur. “She caters to the paparazzi like no other artist I’ve seen.” Sounds like someone wants to keep getting those exclusives! But not every celebrity shares Gaga’s view on photo enhancement. Recently, singer Lorde called out a Photoshopped image of herself and tweeted it, along with this message to her fans: “Be proud of who you are… flaws and all.” Words to live by, and clearly not ones that a lot of people out there take to heart, whether it’s celebrity gossip sites or huge companies selling products. Check out some flagrant Photoshop nightmares below: 11 Really Terrible Examples of Photoshop Open Slideshow 1. Target Photoshop Fail This might be the worst example of Photoshop in the history of the Internet. Look closely at her crotch. View As List 1. Target Photoshop Fail This might be the worst example of Photoshop in the history of the Internet. Look closely at her crotch. 2. Lena Dunham in Vogue This GIF points out all the spots where Vogue edited a Lena Dunham photo. Interesting to analyze, huh? 3. Jennifer Lawrence Photoshop GIF Jennifer Lawrence is beauty as it. Why change her, people? WHY?!? 4. Nicki Minaj and Kobe Bryant ESPN Magazine Cover Nicki Minaj is not happy about this ESPN the Magazine cover. She has called it out for too much “retouching.” 5. Miranda Kerr: Where Did Her Hips Go? Check out Miranda Kerr in these side-by-side images. Notice anything different?!? 6. Ashley Greene: Fakest Photo Ever! We somehow aren’t buying this Ashley Greene photo. She doesn’t appear to really be sitting in front of that house. 7. Rihanna Glamour Magazine Cover We think this is a photo of Rihanna. But it could be Michael Jackson. Come on, Photoshop! 8. The Heat Poster This is not what Melissa McCarthy looks like, let’s be honest. These UK posters for The Heat came under a lot of fire. 9. Pretty Little Liars Season 4 Poster Ashley Benson called out her own show for this poster. The Pretty Little Liars look totally fake in it. 10. Photoshop Use Highlighted in Dramatic Viral Video How does Photoshop transform its subject(s)? This dramatic video will open your eyes. It’s crazy! 11. Fisher-Price Baby Photo That baby’s head and body can’t be from the same person, can they?

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Topless McDonald’s Superstar of the Day

I am very into the McDonald’s employee commentary of a topless bitch going nuts in her McDonald’s trashing the store topless…because I guess McDonalds genetically modified food makes girls go nuts…but that isn’t too crazy to takes a minute to make herself an ice cream cone. This is up on some weirdness, that I don’t know the back story of, but love the entire story of, because let’s face it, topless girls gone nuts…getting all destructive are exiting, it almost reminds me of my sex life, with less broken.

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Bubble Porn is Making a Comeback of the Day

I am 95 percent sure I have seen this video before, but with being an alcoholic with mental health issue comes a very grey area of what is real, what is fantasy, what I’ve seen, what I think I’ve said, what I’ve told people, things I done, always very fucking confusing…so maybe I read this, or maybe the internet spews out the same shit all the time…but sometimes the shit it spews, like “bubble porn”…is worth revisiting..because making porn out of an innocent act…is kinda one thing I am into, maybe even one thing I am good at and truly passionate about.

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Amanda Bynes Birthday Bikini on Twitter of the Day

Amanda Bynes Lives, at least that’s what these bikini pics that focus on her ass are telling me. She posted them to celebrate her birthday and I guess let her fans know that she’s ok, but that she’s still hip hop and rockin’ some ghetto booty, no matter how hard they institutionalize her. I am a fan of her work, and this kind of comeback tour, because sometimes a girl showing her ass to her people, whether she’s a train wreck for attention or not, is a beautiful thing. I want to save Amanda Bynes…with my mouth.

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Nina Agdal Nude of the Day

Nina Agdal is hardly nude for a model hooker who gets nude for money cuz it is her job, but is a story, because it’s a cellphone pic is making me work on a Sunday….Better than the average church, but I prefer drinking on my Sundays to spending 2-5 minutes posting this. Nina Agdal is a bikini model from “not america”. Her getting naked to get ahead is really not a new concept to her, she just normally does it for money and no cellphone pics capture the moment, because most models, at least when they are getting their start are hookers, who get flown to Dubai to get shit on by rich arabs…and the candy coated free modelling they do for Sports Illustrated is really just marketing for that part of job, the part of the job that actually pays. Now I’m not sure Nina Agdal was ever a hooker who slept her way to anywhere, I know nothing about her, but I do know that to get selected amongst the locals in her home, probably involved a little extra push, seeing how so many girls want to get to her level of fame, and they’d do it for free…and they are hotter than her… That’s not to say Denmark breeds model hookers, it’s to say all models are hookers….just ask Adam Levine and Leonardo who pass them around like they are…but unfortunately, don’t pass around pics of their “real work”….because seeing her fuck is better than seeing her text naked.

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Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama Nudes of the Day

A friend of mine is Nashville once told me that there are Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus lesbian sex tape and nudes that float around from musician to musician that work with them, like some kind of inside joke that never got leaked to the internet, because really if you have the pics, and have the pics, and have shown your friends the pics, why would you want to try to sell or leak the pics, to get in trouble. There’s just no point. So I always knew that Demi Lovato was a bisexual, sex tape filming, nude photo taking, bi polar diagnosed because it’s a good excuse in entertainment kind of girl. Meaning when I saw the pics of her nude Friday, I thought I’d wait before posting them, because I just assumed everyone else didn’t give a fuck about her, but when I woke up, hungover to 10 emails about it, I figured, I’d put them up, because, I guess that’s all people expect of me. A Disney slut, not a new concept, but rather a nude concept that I can assume is an attempt to take Miley on in the war of who’s more wild and scandalous, even though the reality is, sex tapes and nude photos, although still fun to look at, are played out. If this was 10 years ago, people would legitimately, go nuts, but now, people, even normals who work 9-5 are getting and sending nudes all fucking day, that the fact this girl was on TV or whatever she did, makes her nudes 5% more interesting than all the nudes they’ve been getting from girls they actually know, before realizing they can actually fuck the girls they know, and the girls they know have better tits and ass than this pile of chub, because the girls they know hit the gym and try to look good for their nudes, rather than just taking nudes as an easy marketing hook. She’s biting Wilmer Valderrama’s 40 year old lip in the pics, because their sex is so passionate, herpes filled…with remnants scents of Lohan’s Hymen. Ultimately, who cares, we have real life to live, but still nudes and nudes on all fronts are good. Even when they are bad. Thanks to MadamMeow for taking these pics for us.

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Miley Cyrus Celebrates New Dog, Smokes Pot

A difficult week for Miley Cyrus has ended on a positive note. Days after Tweeting that her beloved dog Floyd has died , the singer showed off a new canine to the world today via Instagram, posting the photo of a pooch named Moonie. He was a gift. “my mama knew my heart was broken & this morning I woke up to Moonie kisses,” Cyrus wrote as a caption to the photo above (left), adding: “No one could ever replace my baby Floyd but this precious angel is lendin me some fur to cry on along with my other babies.” Miley broke down in concert this week while dedicating a song to her late pet and wrote at the time of him passing away: “I know I don’t mean it but I wish he would’ve taken me with him… this is unbearable.” We later learned that Miley’s dog was killed by a coyote . Of course, if there’s one thing Cyrus likes more than her dogs, it’s her marijuana. Today, she got to enjoy both. “Can’t wait to introduce Bean and Happy to Moonie Currently soakin up some Moonie & Mary Jane…. so many emotions I am exhausted.” Miley Cyrus’ Dog Dies Miley Cyrus Cries Over Late Dog

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