Hugh Jackman has taken to Internet to deliver an important lesson: Not even Wolverine is immune from skin cancer. The Oscar nominee posted a photo to Instagram today that shows him with a bandaged nose because he recently had skin cancer removed from that body part. The actor gives full credit to his wife for the diagnosis, writing that it was Deborra-Lee Furness who encouraged him to get the “mark” checked. “Boy, was she right! I had [basal] cell carcinoma,” Jackman writes. “Please don’t be foolish like me. Get yourself checked. And USE sunscreen!!!” According to the Skin Cancer Foundation, approximately 2.8 million cases of basal cell carcinoma are found each year in the United States; it is the most common of all cancers. So please do follow Jackman’s advice. It’s easy to get screened. And it could very well save your life.
Anastasia Ashley, surf babe you’ve probably already heard of…assuming you read the internet…or watch WHITE GIRL SURF TWERK VIDEO …or if you’ve been to this site before because I track her every move…at least that’s what I tell her telepathically…over twitter…and every once in a while write about it…because I just can’t hold it in…and hope that maybe one day she’ll notice me and decide to be my friend and lover and wife til death do us part…by sitting on my face…and choking me the fuck out.…and by friend and lover and wife I mean whisper romantic words like “security, get this creep out of here” when I run into her at a public event I know she is at because she tagged herself there on the internet…and introduce myself…hey, it’s better than a restraining order… Well, today the internet brought me this ridiculous, obnoxious, hand job emoji shirt that I love…some people hate…but that is amazing and inspires me to do what it’s telling me to do all over my belly..while staring at this pic…thanks to it being worn with bikini bottoms…and being hot hot hot…unfortunately…I don’t rock an eggplant, but I do rock a baby carrot..and I don’t squirt..I kinda just feel pain…but at least I can live vicariously through this shirt…it’s aspirational… GET ONE
Britt Maren is some model who I have been following on the internet for a while, which is kinda surprising since no one else is…she’s virtually an unknown, but you gotta start somewhere before being something, and unfortunately, me being a creeper on the front lines, is not gonna get me suffocated by her vagina the way I like it, because if she hasn’t acknowledged me now, being a nobody with no followers….she’s not gonna acknowledge me when she’s the next Candice..but the good news is that I can blame myself for not trying hard enough when I had a chance…because I only realized I followed her 5 minutes ago when trying to find an angle for this post only to come up empty handed…as you will know when you finish reading this post…assuming at least one of you reads this shit… The good news is she’s wet in a white bikini, my favorite because of the likeliness of seeing vagina lips when they get wet is higher thither color bikinis…and as a pervert that’s good enough for me…and her body’s not that bad either…I like. To see the pics CLICK HERE
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have the Internet buzzing once again. A few months after welcoming North West into the world and a few weeks after getting engaged inside AT&T Park in San Francisco, the betrothed couple stars in the rapper’s new Bound 2 music video . They mostly ride a motorcycle and simulate sex while a topless Kim straddles Kanye. Standard fare, really. And now you can relive this magical video in all its GIF-tastic glory. Scroll down for action shots of Kim’s hair blowing in the wind… Kim half naked and writhing on her man… and Kimye seeming to take to the air in their motorcycle.
Her name is Jessica Lowndes and she’s from Canada…a place where girls don’t wear bikinis…but more importantly a place she escaped before we had our yearly party where everyone in Canada gets together to eat bacon and maple syrup in our igloos…because if she did go to that…I would have totally tried to do very erotic things to her…I mean provided her bulky snow suit wasn’t hiding this hot little body that she’s broadcasting to the internet in a “look at me” kind of way I really like…you see tits get hits and when you’re a low level Canadian actor in America trying to make it…hits get jobs and jobs feed egos…almost as well as the famous dudes, rich dudes and producers do on all the dinner dates you know she’s going on cuz she’s thirsty and reaching for success…proven in these pics I want to lick…
It doesn’t get much more adorable than this. In photos that have gone viral, Internet users this week met Theo the Dog and Beau the Baby. The former was found by Jessica Shyba and her family at the SPCA and “instantly bonded” with her son, as Jessica wrote her blog, Momma’s Gone City . Every time Jessica puts down 23-month old Beau, Theo “plops right on top of [him] and they sleep for a minimum of 2 hours together,” Jessica wrote to The Huffington Post in an email. These daily naps have turned into “what I can only describe as the most organic and beautiful friendship I have ever witnessed,” Shyba adds, saying that she may turns the pictures into a book and use the proceeds to benefit the Santa Cruz SPCA. As you might expect, the cute images have inspired a hashtag “#TheoandBeau,” as well an entire nation. Click through them now and prepare to melt:
When the AMC hit series “Breaking Bad” came to a dramatic conclusion this year, the Internet was already making “Malcolm In The Middle” tie-ins before…
Look out, Batkid . You may (deservedly) be winning the Internet, but the following cute kid may soon be stealing a few of your headlines. First, she’s wearing a pink snowsuit. Adorbs! Next, she’s trying to navigate her way through what must be her first-ever frozen puddle. Totally adorbs! But watch the video in full for the funniest part, as Cutekid maintains her balance (adorably, of course) for a brief moment before toppling over. She’s okay, have no worries, but you’ll be doubling over in laughter upon watching: Baby Walks, Falls on Ice
Phaedra Responds To Kenya Joking About Husband Apollo Having AIDS RHOA season 6 is currently underway and while there have been a few attempts this season by some of the ladies to make peace with their on-screen frenemies in the midst of all the drama, most of these attempts have pretty much failed. Cast member Phaedra Parks recently admitted that she’s still feeling some type of way about her messy fellow cast-mate Kenya Moore joking about her husband Apollo possibly contracting AIDS during his prison stint. via The Grio Phaedra confessed that her biggest problem with Kenya is that during the RHOA season 5 reunion, Kenya told Phaedra that she should get an AIDS test. “I think when you’re getting a good read, and I was giving her [Kenya] a good southern bell read — you will say anything to try to throw shade,” Phaedra told theGrio’s Chris Witherspoon. “The reason I was so upset it because AIDS is a very serious disease and it should not be taken lightly. It affects unfortunately mostly black women.” We’re a little surprised that Phaedra is still riding on this statement since she has to be aware by now that it’s in Kenya’s DNA to throw the messiest of shade. However, Phaedra also threw a little subliminal shade of her own by insisting that Kenya is the one who might want to consider a trip to the clinic. Check out what else she had to say on the flip.
Why do people like making lifestyle judgments at restaurants so much ??? New Jersey Family Refused To Tip Gay Waitress Via USAToday A family who stiffed a waitress out of a tip on a $100 bill because they didn’t approve of her “lifestyle” may not be welcome back at Gallop Asian Bistro here. A couple dining with their two middle-school-age children Wednesday made their judgment of Dayna Morales, a Marine veteran, simply by looking at her. They let her know what they thought with a scribbled message on their $93.55 check. “I’m sorry but I cannot tip because I do not agree with your lifestyle and how you live your life,” the note reads. “The short hair and clothes just gave it away in her eyes,” Morales, 22, said Thursday evening after she had posted a picture of the check and her own fuming rant on a gay-friendly Facebook page called “Have a Gay Day.” Her post went viral on the Internet and was picked up by national websites, including the Huffington Post. She said the response has “put a smile on my face.” Morales said when she introduced herself to the family at the table the woman responded, “Oh, I thought you were gonna say your name is Dan. You surprised us!” Although Dayna was risking her job by posting the check online, her boss has her back… She said her boss isn’t upset with her posting the check — in fact, the family may not be allowed back at the eatery, which opened about four months ago. “We are kind of a big family so they all took it to heart. My manager assured me that if they had seen the check before the family left they would have confronted them,” she said. Anybody bold enough to actually state their bigotry as the reason for not tipping a server deserves to be banned. Image via Courier News
