Men Who Photoshop Fake Girlfriends Want to see the saddest men on the Internet ? It’s these guys who had their pictures captured on tumblr . The gallery is a bunch of losers with Photoshopped pictures of random women to make themselves feel good. This is the funniest thing you’ll see all day.
You won’t catch Selena Gomez Twerking or riding a wrecking ball without any clothes in the near future. In the new issue of Teen Vogue , the 21-year old star doesn’t criticize Miley Cyrus or any other provocative young artist, but she does make it clear: That just isn’t her personality. “Part of you wants to have that rebellious feeling where you’re just like, forget it, ‘I can do anything I want,” Selena admits. “I’ve tried it, and I’ve never been that girl. I’m always going to be the girl you want to take home to your parents, not for the night.” Gomez doesn’t mention ex-boyfriend Justin Bieber by name at any point, but she does reference both her past dating life and a possible future one. “I like to say I have a good sense of judgment, but I know that not everybody does,” she says. “The older I’ve gotten, the more I’ve learned that I have to open myself up to all opportunities. Maybe I’ll get burned and not meet the right people, but I won’t know until I do it.” Selena also says she’s an “insomniac” and that she uses dancing as an “escape.” What does her future hold? Gomez has no idea… but that’s sort of the exciting part. “I’m 21, so now I’ve entered the decade of confusion about who I am and what I want to do with my life, and that’s what this entire decade’s going to be.” Selena Gomez: I’m the Girl You Take Home to Meet Your Parents!
Alicia Ann Lynch is very sorry. The 22-year old Michigan native dressed as a victim of the Boston Marathon bombing for Halloween this year and has been feeling the wrath of the Internet community ever since a photo of the outfit went viral. Boston Bombing Costume Sparks Outrage She tells BuzzFeed that folks also found a picture of her driver’s license online and have sent vile packages to her address, while issuing death threats to both her and her parents. Lynch adds that she has since deleted all her social media accounts and got fired as a result of the costume. “Hope your mom gets cancer,” reads a message on BarStoolSports(dot)com. Elsewhere, Sydney Corcoran – who was severely injured, along with her mother, in the April attack – Tweeted the following at Lynch. “@SomeSKANKinMI You should be ashamed, my mother lost both her legs and I almost died in the marathon. You need a filter.” In response to the backlash, Lynch has issued both an apology and plea in an email to BuzzFeed. It reads: It seems as though my outfit was too soon, and will always be that way, it was wrong of me and very distasteful. My costume was not meant to disrespect anyone, ever. I am truly sorry to anyone that I may have offended or hurt with this. I know my apology doesn’t ever fix anything that has been done, but at least know that I am being sincere. I can’t undo my actions or make up for them, but my apology is a start. I myself have been through tragic events, I just handle mine differently because that is how I was taught to. I realize I was in the wrong with this and again, I am truly sorry. I wore a costume to work, with people that know me, and wouldn’t get offended by it. I had even ran the idea by a friend whom had his father in the marathon and he didn’t have an issue with it. What I did may have been wrong, but is it truly right to wish harm upon someone and say that you’re doing it for the victims? As being a part of a tragic event I never would ever wish what had happened to me upon someone else, as I can say most people wouldn’t wish death upon someone to ‘make it right’. Lesson learned. Feelings expressed on both sides. Let’s close this case, shall we, people?
Miranda Kerr is newly single and clearly very ready to mingle… via Instagram, that is. Days after announcing her divorce from Orlando Bloom , the model has left her lingerie in the dresser and posed for a picture in front of photographer Chris Colls, who was then kind enough to release it over the Internet. In the image, Kerr’s top half is covered by a black bar and her bottom half with only a sheet. Yes, you need to use your imagine, fellas. But not very much of it! Click Play to check out the sizzling shot now: Miranda Kerr: Almost Naked on Instagram! And bookmark don’t forget to check out our album FULL of Miranda Kerr nude pics!
The Fifty Shades of Grey movie has its leading man – for the second time – but the casting change has forced a month-long delay in the start of production. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Charlie Hunnam’s departure from the role of Christian Grey, which went to Jamie Dornan , has put off the production. Fifty Shades of Grey Production Delayed The movie was initially set to start filming in early November. Now it won’t begin until December 2 , which could jeopardize its August 1, 2014 release date. Nothing has been decided regarding the latter point, but if they can get it filmed in 3-4 months, that still leaves another few more for any post-production. What is known is that Dakota Johnson will star as Anastasia Steele in the film alongside Dornan, who takes over for Hunnam as Ana’s lover Christian. Also in the cast are Luke Grimes as Elliot Grey , Christian Grey’s brother, and Jennifer Ehle as Anastasia’s mom. Sam Taylor-Johnson is set to direct. The idea that the Fifty Shades of Grey production would be delayed is also not surprising given the “polishing” of the script first written by Kelly Marcel. Marcel penned the script, which Patrick Marber hopped on to “do a polish and character work,” and now Mark Bomback is also on board to revise. While producers often bring a new writer on as shooting draws nearer, Bomback’s arrival on the scene as the third scribe a bit of an eyebrow-raiser. He worked on the 2008 sex club thriller Deception , starring Michelle Williams, Hugh Jackman and Ewan McGregor, so he’s got credentials at least. As for the two leads … tell us what you think below! Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey … Yes, look at him! No way! Who?!? View Poll » Dakota Johnson as Ana Steele … Perfect! Terrible! Who?!? View Poll »
Two weeks to the day after the news first leaked online , Kendra Wilkinson has confirmed: She’s pregnant again! The reality star just posted a photo to Twitter of herself holding a home pregnancy test and included along with it this caption: “Round two. Here we go!! 🙂 #ClearBlueConfirmed.” Hooray!!! She and husband Hank Baskett are already parents to three-year-old Hank Jr. and made no secret over the years of their desire to procreate for a second time. But while this announcement should be an exciting time for all close to Wilkinson, it has apparently created a rift within her family. Soon after the rumor of baby number-two first came out, Kendra’s brother Colin wrote some very mean things about his sibling. “Everyone wanna know the truth. My sister can go straight to f-cking hell,” Colin ranted. “She’s an inconsiderate bitch. How dare her tell my mom to go die. My sister is the most selfish human being on the planet.” It’s unclear exactly from where this anger stems, but sources say Colin and his mother learned about Kendra’s pregnancy over the Internet and were irate the star did not tell them first herself. A fight erupted and some serious words were exchanged. It’s too bad, and let’s all hope amends are soon made. Because, come on, people. The miracle of birth is something to be celebrated. Kendra Wilkinson Pregnant With Second Child
It’s been over a year since Kristen Stewart was caught cheating on Robert Pattinson . But while the press continues to follow the every move of these young superstars, one person involved in the sordid mess has been forgotten about… until now. Liberty Ross is featured in the December issue of Vanity Fair, and she’s opening up in detail about the affair between her husband and Stewart for the first time. “It was horrible,” Ross tells the magazine. “It was really the worst, really the worst.” In July of 2012, Rupert Sanders was snapped kissing Stewart , a photo that took the Internet by storm and led to Kristen actually admitting that she strayed from her boyfriend. She and Robert tried to reconcile, Rupert and Liberty tried to do the same, but neither relationship worked out in the end. Sanders and Ross are now divorced. “I have no words to describe what we went through,” Liberty says. “But I think, for me, something always has to completely die for there to be a rebirth. And, for me, I feel like I’m going through a rebirth.” The day after images of his fling went public, Sanders issued a public apology to his wife of 11 years, along with their two children. “I love them with all my heart,” he said at the time. “I am praying that we can get through this together.” However, Ross tells Vanity Fair that she knew all along she could never really give her husband another shot. “I’m not a quitter,” she says. “I’ve done everything I could to be the perfect wife and mother and really support my husban. But I just didn’t have any more to give, you know?” Ross also says she didn’t have the perfect marriage (“I had times when I felt very lonely, very disconnected from Rupert. We’d lost our real connection.”) even prior to the affair, but she’s also been able to forgive Sanders and take a step back from it all. “We were together for 16 years, and that in itself is really beautiful,” she says. “And we’ve created two exceptional lives together.” It’s true: the former spouses are parents to daughter Skyla, 7, and son Tennyson, 5.
I mean I knew Guy Fieri had some of the worst hair around, but he doesn’t need to be a gay basher about it, even if kicking him out of the car, probably after asking for a blow job, because you can never trust a man with that much product in his hair, at least not when it comes to getting blow jobs from dudes, because this kinda reminds me of every hooker I’ve hired who got a little too comfortable, you know all settled in and not leaving the SUV… Either way, mad homo and filled with love…I think this is actually gay foreplay.
Miley Cyrus is a pumpkin artist, some may even call her a visionary or an idiot savant with no formal art training but who creates such masterpieces…on her canvas that is pumpkins…work, if you can even call it that, that involves a girl getting eaten out by another girl, fun and a dude fucking a girl from behind, topped up with 420 with a Marijuana leaf…that you’d expect to find on some dude’s pick-up truck in middle America cuz weed is so cool… People are giving her attention, thinking she’s so wild and crazy and naughty, while I would just be driving through Hollywood looking for the house these are outside of, to try to perform the pumpkin acts on Miley, since I think she’s amazing. I am not really one of those people who cares that her fan base is 12, and that this is too crazy for them to be exposed to, because this is the internet, and girls lose their virginity at 9 years old now… We’re all fucking desensitized, broken, some of us are just better at monetizing it…and if anything all this does is make me sad that Festive Miley isn’t craving pumpkins in my bed, and by carving pumpkins I mean showing me to twerk…on my face… Either way, I am a fan of her “My parent’s are getting divorced, I am some kind of money making puppet, I’m so broken and rebelling cuz I didn’t have a childhood” hustle…It’s porn to me…pumpkin porn….to me…I just hope she roasted the seeds.
There’s nothing like waking up after a night of drinking not remembering what the fuck happened, only to log onto the internet to see video footage of you slamming your head through car windows, like that’s even a fucking thing, I mean I kinda prefer just checking my Facebook and text messages to see what girls and girlfriends of friends and family members I offended by trying to secure a bootycall, while this shit is just way more gangster…I guess he’s just a better, more creative drunk than me…I am just so obvious…it happens. If you don’t like that…here’s a pro boxer who is paid to fight regulars on the street who usually lets them win, but decided instead to knock the fucker out…