Beyonce’s experiment with a short haircut proved short-lived. The pixie cut is no more, and her hair is now waist-length! Check out the style chameleon’s latest look right now: Beyonce herself showed off the newly-extended (and blonde) tresses on her Tumblr account from Brazil, the latest stop on her Mrs. Carter Show World Tour . A clue that the “Love on Top” singer herself, like the rest of the Internet or at least the vocal part, wasn’t completely in love with Beyonce’s short haircut ? It became a longer bob just a week after her initial cut. Soon after the bob, she stepped out sporting an even longer style (a lob, or long bob, if you will). And now this. All is right with the world again. PHEW. Yes, I love it! No, she looks terrible! View Poll »
Joanna Krupa may be the worst kind of bottom feeding hooker, who milked her communist escapee heritage for jobs early on in her career…like “I’m an immigrant” even though she was in America since she was 2….that lead to such high profile gigs as Maxim, FHM and a few promo model gigs for some shitty brands…until she turned 30 and realized, the end was near and she had to step it up or she’d remain a nobody a couple of mechanics may have jerked off to a few times, so she tricked Dancing with the Stars to bring her in as the pussy that makes the show tolerable for husbands forced to watch the shit…and that brought her to other reality shows…where she remains the same gold digging hooker bottom feeder she always was…but with more money and fame…even a household name in the worst part of town…but that doesn’t mean her selfie ass pics for attention on her internet profiles aren’t as amazing as they are when any girl, no matter how vile, puts shit like this out there…you can hate a bitch, think a bitch is garbage, or ugly, but when she starts posting selfies like this, you can’t really hate her, at least not for the 3 minutes you’re looking at the self produced shameless pic…cuz we like exhibitionist broken girls crying for attention..even when we hate them….
Sonic, you’ve got nothing on Regina. In an amazing video making its way around the Web, this hedgehog mocks the Miley Cyrus ” Wrecking Ball ” video by holding a hammer and lying underneath a swinging apparatus and… … what else do you need to know? A hedgehog is making like Miley Cyrus in the video for “Wrecking Ball!” Watch footage from the parody now: Hedgehog Parodies “Wrecking Ball” Video Earlier this month, students at Grand Valley State also recreated this video , much to the chagrin of university officials and the pleasure of the Internet. The campus wrecking ball has since been removed and students have protested in response. Let’s hope the same fate does not befall pudgy little Regina.
Sonic, you’ve got nothing on Regina. In an amazing video making its way around the Web, this hedgehog mocks the Miley Cyrus ” Wrecking Ball ” video by holding a hammer and lying underneath a swinging apparatus and… … what else do you need to know? A hedgehog is making like Miley Cyrus in the video for “Wrecking Ball!” Watch footage from the parody now: Hedgehog Parodies “Wrecking Ball” Video Earlier this month, students at Grand Valley State also recreated this video , much to the chagrin of university officials and the pleasure of the Internet. The campus wrecking ball has since been removed and students have protested in response. Let’s hope the same fate does not befall pudgy little Regina.
Jon Gosselin confirmed a recent report that he has been waiting tables to make ends meet, and is living in a log cabin with no TV or Internet to boot. But, he says, this is a simpler life he chose for himself. Jon, who suffered through a messy divorce from Kate Gosselin in 2009, is serving restaurant patrons, he told Entertainment Tonight in an interview. When the show went south, it was “next to nearly impossible to find work ,” has said, so he began working at Black Dog, a restaurant in Beckerville, Pa. Jon reiterates that he is not scraping by or destitute. “I don’t know why people said that,” he said. “Because I’m waiting tables … is it really disgusting to think that because you wait tables … that you’re making ends meet.” Gosselin adds that he “was living the high life [years back] because everyone was paying for it” and that before taking his new job, he was a bit “nervous.” “I was like, ‘How are people going to react?'” he said. “But then I thought, ‘Well it’s fun and I get to talk to people and they technically already know me. They’re like, ‘Are you the guy?’ and [I’m like] ‘Yeah, I’m the guy.'” Despite his downgraded income and a lawsuit filed by his ex-wife, who’s suing him for computer hacking to help a friend’s tell-all book, Jon still parties occasionally. It’s just on a slightly different level than back in the day. “I’ve hit rock bottom like 20 times and then I just bounce back and go somewhere else,” he added. “I don’t regret anything, because you learn from your mistakes.” He certainly has a wealth of experience in that arena.
Kaley Cuoco is the slut who killed John Ritter…at least that’s the story I heard from a homeless guy in LA who claimed to be on set the day John Ritter died…who went on and on about how Kaley Cuoco was actually doing a sex lap dance in his dressing room for him, as they did before shooting their scenes together, and his heart just couldn’t take it…not because she’s all that hot, but because she was a young tight enough body, and he was married and as you know, at least if you’re married, any new pussy, even fat girls, can be exhilarating… I don’t know if the story is fact, but I do know that Homeless people usually have a more interesting take on the world..so I am going to pretend it is… Clearly she is a fraction of as hot as she was back then, but she’s more famous now, so it’s a trade off, and in being famous, she’s got a geek fan base that have probably already seen these pics and framed them in their geek apartments….but I’ll post them for those of us who don’t really care that much…
Kaley Cuoco is the slut who killed John Ritter…at least that’s the story I heard from a homeless guy in LA who claimed to be on set the day John Ritter died…who went on and on about how Kaley Cuoco was actually doing a sex lap dance in his dressing room for him, as they did before shooting their scenes together, and his heart just couldn’t take it…not because she’s all that hot, but because she was a young tight enough body, and he was married and as you know, at least if you’re married, any new pussy, even fat girls, can be exhilarating… I don’t know if the story is fact, but I do know that Homeless people usually have a more interesting take on the world..so I am going to pretend it is… Clearly she is a fraction of as hot as she was back then, but she’s more famous now, so it’s a trade off, and in being famous, she’s got a geek fan base that have probably already seen these pics and framed them in their geek apartments….but I’ll post them for those of us who don’t really care that much…
Twerking is fun and games until some ratchet ass famous stripper loses a fetus…. This Houston Stripper, who is actually a bit of a low level celebrity on the internet, had a miscarriage when twerking…and I find that fucking hilarious, because I have no soul, but also because the world doesn’t really need anymore fatherless kids who will grow up to be criminals… Here’s the story: Last Wednesday, as the young performer was reportedly twerking on stage, she began to bleed profusely. When Blaze left the stage, witnesses allege, that she went in to a convulsion. The paramedics were immediately summoned, transporting her to the nearest emergency room, where she was reportedly given a transfusion. The self-described “pole assassin” and proclaimed “Queen of Houston” was reportedly treated for a miscarriage. That’s not to say strippers can’t be good moms, no wait…that is to say that…either way, here’s a Vine she posted…saying she’s sick…you know…cuz she just had a miscarriage…. I call publicity stunt…Here are some random pics of her I know what you’re all thinkin’ if only Twerking made Miley suicide.
